Well you're gonna have to to beat me.

I have to beat you? sir, i am in the lead.

Not statistically. I've been on here 5 days with 1221 thumbs.

You've been here 7 days with 1369 thumbs.

Me: 244 per day roughly

You: 196 per day rounded up

You made an account 12/24/2011
I made mine 12/23/2011
you have made 373 comments.
I've made 346 comments

Well okay then, i'm sure if i did more fancy maths you'd come out ahead.

But anyway, let's go!

I gotta step up my game.

The game.

Also we have a rivalry similar to Ash and Gary. i'm Gary





Because i said so

I'll mesmerize you with this eye and then go make tons of comments! >:D

Woha this reminds me of a sick nightmare i had yesterday. it was such a weird nightmare (i can't remember the last time i had a nightmare) so i wrote it down.

Do tell.

My old bed from when i was a kid. And my old shelf
Art from louvre. Greek
I was certain this was real. Going to take a picture of all of the art
My mother is there behaving like she would. She asks me about my german classes. I respond just the way I would.
My cats are on the bed, again, behaving like they would.
My room is filled with stuff. Im moving them around
Suddenly Im uncertain if this is real for no reason. Im thinking for myself here.
I look my mother in the eyes. She has a icky look to her face. Her skin droops a bit. This confirms my suspicions
I ask her if this is real.
I yell from the top of my lungs. Her eyes expand and I feel like im being captured. Then I feel like im traveling to another dimension.
Im now in my bed. I feel the same in here Ias I did there.

(these are just notes right after the dream. i believe this is the oposite of lucid dreaming, lucid nightmare.)

You should really get a totem bro.

Also. when i yelled and her eyes expanded everything became black, and i stood there with my mouth open with, i was not breathing or exhaling air. and when i was back in my bed i had done the same thing. mouth open and chest lifted up towards the roof.

I haven't seen inception yet....

Go to a red box near you. It's $1 bro.

And totally worth it.

or you know http://www . watchfreemovies . ch/ for $0

It's only a buck bro.

Watching movies for free is whats putting people who make good movies like inception out of business.

inb4 dealwithit.jpg

IM pretty sure they make enough money just from the people watching it in the cinemas






(deal with it)

True.

And your colors are a bit off on that pic.

You have photoshop?

I didn't make it and i suck with everything that has to do with anything.

And make it into this.

Like I can take this pic.

Ooh, that puts you at a disadvantage in the comments contest.

Half of the shit that always gets thumbs is something taken from the picture then edited.

I'm on a mac. macRichard Simmons and i have the trial version of photoshop. I've got like 5 days left.

Oh shi-

I was doing my calculations based on your comment before, I didn't check your profile.

I'm going to be honest.

that would get about as many thunbs as a arrow to the knee joke.

In your opinion. But not if it's first comment and the content makes front page.

And I think you replied to the wrong pic.

i can't reply to it anymore.

Here's another example. I took this comic. From the newest uploads.

And turned it into this.

And if the comic were to get front page, i'd be looking at at least 100 thumbs.

lol i thought it was a gaping vagina with hair shooped on it.

That's one mad pussy.

im gonna go to bed now. its 6 o clock....

Where are you? (In the world currently.)

Lol europe

Now I'm going to read all your comments in an English accent.

Lol im Norwegian. you need to read it like this: Lol. I, Am. Norrweggian.

lol im in New Jersey, USA