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#105909 - Sooo, i need some advice. What's the quickest way to get over …  [+] (2 replies) 12/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#105921 - jagenblitz (12/06/2013) [-]
Fuck her best friend.
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#105919 - senselessness (12/06/2013) [-]
get in tight contact with other females, I don't mean intercourse or even body contact, but something like very intensive conversation. Or (like I do it) go to a good dance club, get a little drunk and find a girl grinding your dick
#23 - Fuuchan's passing.  [+] (1 reply) 12/01/2013 on Update: First time watching... 0
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#25 - iwantasubmarine (12/01/2013) [-]
It was sad, but not that much.
Yeah of course it was sad when they started to forget about her, but you know, its not like she ever died.
#104498 - So i dated this one girl for a lonnng time, i fell in love wit…  [+] (9 replies) 11/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#104501 - WootBoot (11/25/2013) [-]
Also ditch the bat/pipe asap but nowhere near the place it happened.
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#104500 - WootBoot (11/25/2013) [-]
If you have to beat the shit out of him do what i did to my old gf's abusive ex. Find out when you can catch the guy alone, wear a mask, then get a baseball bat or a pipe and kick the shit out of him with it. Dont hit him in the head or you could kill him. Make sure to take his money after to make it look like a mugging so it wont be traced back to you. Also wear 2 layers of clothing so you can take off the top layer and the mask to look completely different just incase you have to make a quick getaway from cops or any other unforseen circumstances. Plan well and strike from the shadows my brother
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#104510 - aherorising (11/25/2013) [-]
though I like your idea, I don't think it'll work that well. He's too close and way too related to the case to not be considered a suspect. He'd have motive, a difficult time getting an alibi, and you'd have to hide all purchases made for the items required. I think a subtle approach would be better wherein you systematically try to destroy his life or something.

you could make a fake online dating account using his photos and pretend being him. Then slowly make sure that his gf gets aware of it. If you really wanna screw him over you could try finding a prostitute whith some std, and lure him to fuck her through a fake fb account of her.
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#104517 - WootBoot (11/25/2013) [-]
Guys like that need to get their shit kicked period. I dont think a subtle approach would do anything, he really needs to send the message home not to ever fuck with his gf again or else that dude will think he can do whatever he wants with no reprecussions. Plus that guy definately wont want to go telling everyone about how he got his fucking ass kicked, and in the back of his mind he'll know why it happened
"The only thing neccessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
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#104518 - aherorising (11/25/2013) [-]
I honestly doubt these type of people are capable of making such connections. I don't think he'll remotely relate his beating with his own assholeish attitude, especially if you try to make it look like a common mugging.

also, I wouldn't feel right promising such a thing, and then not owning up to it. If the relationship with the currect gf works out, it'll be something you'll have to live with and hide the rest of your life from her. Which cannot be healthy either. Beating him up wili only do just that. get him beat up , and potentially a lot of sympathy from everyone in his circle. I think you'd best ruin his life. introduce him to hardcore drugs or something.
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#104519 - WootBoot (11/25/2013) [-]
I know how angry i was when i found out a guy had beat my gf and theres just no way i would have had the patience for something like that. I get that he promised not to do anything but letting that fucker get away with it just feels wrong to me. Its also pretty difficult to really ruin someones life, and getting your hands on hard drugs seems riskier than an anonymous ass whooping
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#104520 - aherorising (11/25/2013) [-]
that's the point. the ass-whooping will off course release your own anger and feel satisfactionary. but you should keep in mind the risk of fighting, and that you might not leave entirely without bruises either which'll make you easier to identify. people'll start noticing. especially his gf . but i don't think it'll make him see the error of his ways. it will not give a lasting effect. but if you really wanna go far, you could make sure you beat up his legs so badly that he won't be able to recover from that.
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#104524 - WootBoot (11/25/2013) [-]
In this case i think getting revenge is worth the risk but yeah it prolly wont change the other guy's attitude. I like how we've disagreed several times without someone saying faggot
#104530 - aherorising (11/25/2013) [-]
the decision is up to him I guess, and it depends on the level of hatred one can bear for another, and how far one is prepared to go to ruin another individual's life. Either way, I do not particularly enjoy violence of any kind. But on the other hand, nor can I stand by and watch as injustice is done. just make sure that whichever course you take, you plan ahead well, and make sure you won't become the victim of your own actions.
I do like discussions which do not end with insulting one another. it's often literally pointless and does not contribute anything to the matter at hand. kudos on you good sir, please enjoy this custom .gif
#104497 - You shouldn't end your life for any reason, whatsoever. I've b…  [+] (1 reply) 11/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#104508 - aherorising (11/25/2013) [-]
>related. just don't do dat shit dude. you'll only hurt the people you take for granted.

otherwise just buy a really big dildo and hide it in your room so you'll know that if you ever kill yourself, people will find that dildo and think weird things. i.e: make the potential shame keep you from killing yourself