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#93 - "oh no! a girl i like thinks im her friend because i was … 04/14/2013 on Always Crying +29
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User avatar #226 - spysappinmysasha (04/15/2013) [-]
you know whats awesome? not being in the friend zone.

you know whats not awesome? not having any friends to be in a zone with.

I decided to change my chances of getting pussy. I have started working out. If I cant get a girl with my good looks ( I always looked good, just morbidly skinny) than its going to solely be because of my social skills.

THIS IS THE SCIENTIFIC TEST YOU GUYS, THE ONE TO SEE IF GIRLS ARE MORE SHALLOW THAN GUYS. IF I GET LAID BECAUSE OF MY LOOKS THAN BY ALL MEANS JUDGE WOMEN LIKE THEY JUDGE US
#283 - redlikewine (04/15/2013) [-]
but what if looking good gives you a confidence boost which will boost your social skills and it turns out all you needed to do was be more sure of yourself?

also (this doesn't go for you but people in general) if a supermodel marries a millionaire, she married him for his money and he married her for her looks, so in the end they're both shallow assholes and neither has the right to complain.
User avatar #293 - spysappinmysasha (04/15/2013) [-]
Trust me, I wont be getting a confidence boost. I have a pretty damn strong Anxiety Disorder.

but also I agree and disagree with your second statement. Perhaps the literal scenario that you mentioned is true to its context. However, if it was simply two good looking people, would it be so wrong to expect them to be together?

think of it this way, if you put forth effort in making your outward appearance appealing, would it be too shallow to expect a mate to do the same? Kind of like the law that every action has an equal yet opposite reaction.
User avatar #297 - redlikewine (04/16/2013) [-]
yes i agree, people want to date others who are equal to them. smart people want to date other smart people because they have something in common and that gives them a lot to talk about. people who spend a lot of time working out want to date others who do the same, its something that they both like doing and can do together.
if someone loved going camping and hiking it would be weird if they dated someone who hated it.
if you want to find a girlfriend you need to look for people who share similar hobbies as you. because you like the same things you can spend a lot of time together without getting bored of each other or having uncomfortable silences.
#205 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
i beg to differ, I am hot without a fuckng doubt... i just haven't played video games in a while
#193 - Gedziuzzz (04/14/2013) [-]
Real gamers don't boast like faggots about playing video games. Real gamers just play and don't waste time talking shit "ye im a gurl gamers nerd hue im not butiful lol im a real gamer gurl bla bla". That's just fucking stupid.
#174 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
You people, on FJ, are fucking worse than conceited gold digging bimbos. "Hurr durr get off your ass workout and conform to society's ideal of beauty so as to acquire the biggest bimbo/hot girl." "Hurr durr that'll never get him laid." As if everyone's a primitive fuck who's sole purpose for everything he does revolves around trying to get his dick wet. Fuck you FJ, fuck you.
User avatar #169 - kikisu (04/14/2013) [-]
No, not always not hot. Sometimes we're as unhealthy as Chernobyl. Other times we're total stuck up cunts.
User avatar #90 - alcoholicsemen (04/14/2013) [-]
I'll determine if you're hot. Is my response to her.
#4 - this is the most Canadian thing i have ever seen 04/13/2013 on Just a regular day in Canada. +1
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#45 - is this the set up to a joke or are you really asking?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on My Brethren 0
#46 - oculusmortis (03/28/2013) [-]
Look at what mituna's saying... youll understand
#41 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2013 on My Brethren +2
#44 - oculusmortis (03/28/2013) [-]
what are troll horns for?
#45 - redlikewine (03/28/2013) [-]
is this the set up to a joke or are you really asking?
#46 - oculusmortis (03/28/2013) [-]
Look at what mituna's saying... youll understand
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#32 - i respect your opinion but its ******* awesome  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on My Brethren 0
User avatar #38 - garrettjacobsen (03/28/2013) [-]
It's not, though.
#31 - no one knows 03/28/2013 on My Brethren +2
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User avatar #19 - Durp (03/27/2013) [-]
saving this for super junior derp
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#14 - poor kiku....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on this made me laugh more... 0
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#14 - id agree if he wasn't naked and i didn't see the back of a Mic…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Virginity Protector +34
User avatar #101 - kingsombra (03/27/2013) [-]
If you've seen Soul Eater that gif is hilarious
User avatar #49 - imnotkickthecat (03/27/2013) [-]
you just wish you had real swords.
#135 - HenrikVIII (03/27/2013) [-]
I thought you were funny :(
Why the red thumbs?
User avatar #26 - karvarausku (03/27/2013) [-]
what you mean? doesn't that make him just super badass?
User avatar #105 - burningsmurfs (03/27/2013) [-]
I dunno I just picture him dropping the one he's holding with his neck and lopping his toe off or something. He also gives off a more creepy Die Hard 2 naked villain thing rather than badass to me.
#116 - retxab (03/27/2013) [-]
not holding it with his neck, he is holding it with his teeth
User avatar #130 - burningsmurfs (03/27/2013) [-]
I know that is what it is supposed to be copying but if he is holding it in his mouth then the back of his teeth must sit next to his spine or something as far as the sword is sitting back. He has to be one goofy looking mutant if this is the case.
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User avatar #83 - zinnerfy (05/03/2013) [-]
The fandom racism this site experiences.
#73 - rebby (03/18/2013) [-]
fj wouldnt let me reply to you
fj wouldnt let me reply to you
#74 to #73 - redlikewine (03/18/2013) [-]
fj cannot stop our love
fj cannot stop our love
#75 to #74 - rebby (03/18/2013) [-]
ok so   
who is/are you foravorite character(s)   
and your favorite flash   
everyone says Cascade but Make Her Pay is my favorite   
and roxy and vriska
ok so
who is/are you foravorite character(s)
and your favorite flash
everyone says Cascade but Make Her Pay is my favorite
and roxy and vriska
#76 to #75 - redlikewine (03/18/2013) [-]
favorite characters are eridan, sollux, karkat and davesprite   
my favorite flashes are wake and caliborn: enter   
but i also love Jade: Enter    
   
if you cant tell i have trouble with decisions like this....
favorite characters are eridan, sollux, karkat and davesprite
my favorite flashes are wake and caliborn: enter
but i also love Jade: Enter

if you cant tell i have trouble with decisions like this....
#77 to #76 - rebby (03/18/2013) [-]
my friend drew a picture for me for my birthday last year   
of vriska and roxy from behind to show their butts   
perfect present  imo
my friend drew a picture for me for my birthday last year
of vriska and roxy from behind to show their butts
perfect present imo
#78 to #77 - redlikewine (03/18/2013) [-]
butts are the best present anyone can receive
butts are the best present anyone can receive
#79 to #78 - rebby (03/18/2013) [-]
this is truth
this is truth
#80 to #79 - redlikewine (03/18/2013) [-]
damn straight
damn straight
User avatar #81 to #80 - rebby (03/18/2013) [-]
youre cool
#82 to #81 - redlikewine (03/18/2013) [-]
yeah i know   
your pretty cool yourself
yeah i know
your pretty cool yourself
#50 - kightofnever (12/13/2012) [-]
hey there
#51 to #50 - redlikewine (12/13/2012) [-]
sup?
sup?
User avatar #52 to #51 - kightofnever (12/13/2012) [-]
stuff

you
?
#53 to #52 - redlikewine (12/14/2012) [-]
just finished a painting
just finished a painting
User avatar #54 to #53 - kightofnever (12/14/2012) [-]
kool whatcha paint?
User avatar #55 to #54 - redlikewine (12/14/2012) [-]
a man hanging himself under a cherry tree
User avatar #56 to #55 - kightofnever (12/14/2012) [-]
that's fantastic
User avatar #57 to #56 - redlikewine (12/14/2012) [-]
the only problem is i cant scan it, its too big :(
#48 - anonymous (11/30/2012) [-]
wow. 61,1% of your red thumbs in total is from one day.. that's pretty impressive
User avatar #49 to #48 - redlikewine (11/30/2012) [-]
yes, im very proud of it
#46 - anonymous (11/30/2012) [-]
I HATE YOU AND YOUR ATROCIOUS SPELLING.
#27 to #26 - kightofnever (11/28/2012) [-]
lets have some tea
#28 to #27 - redlikewine (11/28/2012) [-]
i dont have any crumpets so well have to have toast
i dont have any crumpets so well have to have toast
User avatar #24 - floris (10/08/2012) [-]
have some bacon for that awesome content
#22 - VikiIsAwsum (04/17/2012) [-]
A friendly clown welcomes you to LOCAH.  It seems he would like to be your guide. Will you let him be your guide?    
>>no   
>>						****					 no
A friendly clown welcomes you to LOCAH. It seems he would like to be your guide. Will you let him be your guide?
>>no
>> **** no
#23 to #22 - redlikewine (04/21/2012) [-]
i was officially terrified for the 24 hours this thing existed...
it is a day that the fandom shall never forget.
#1 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
Out of room, so therefore I will spam your page. I TOOK YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY!
Out of room, so therefore I will spam your page. I TOOK YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY!
#3 to #2 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
Speak damn you! DX
Speak damn you! DX
#4 to #3 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
BEHOLD THE POWER OF BUCKETS!! >:D
BEHOLD THE POWER OF BUCKETS!! >:D
#5 to #4 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
BUKKET!!!!   
   
no. This is a sammich
BUKKET!!!!

no. This is a sammich
#6 to #5 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
==> past karkat: MAKE SANDWICH!
==> past karkat: MAKE SANDWICH!
#7 to #6 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
:D That totally works! I should have done that D:
:D That totally works! I should have done that D:
#8 to #7 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
hahaha! to bad!
hahaha! to bad!
#9 to #8 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
D:<
D:<
#10 to #9 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
&gt;:D   
wwould you happen to havve a devviant art account?
>:D
wwould you happen to havve a devviant art account?
#11 to #10 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
YES. :D YaoiLove14   
   
I don't really have anything on it, however... ;_;
YES. :D YaoiLove14

I don't really have anything on it, however... ;_;
#12 to #11 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
well hello there deviant art
well hello there deviant art
#13 to #12 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
Hullo :B
Hullo :B
#14 to #13 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. i can feel it
this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. i can feel it
#15 to #14 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
I can only hope so :3
I can only hope so :3
#16 to #15 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
my names Decai by the way :B
my names Decai by the way :B
#17 to #16 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
I'm Viki. Or Victoria if you'd rather :)
I'm Viki. Or Victoria if you'd rather :)
#18 to #17 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
i dont think my last gif loaded properly :O
i dont think my last gif loaded properly :O
#19 to #18 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
Loaded for me?
Loaded for me?
#20 to #19 - redlikewine (02/15/2012) [-]
oh well, guess its just me it came out all fuzzy on my end :B
oh well, guess its just me it came out all fuzzy on my end :B
#21 to #20 - VikiIsAwsum (02/15/2012) [-]
guess so.  How old are you?
guess so. How old are you?
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