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#404 - **redictor rolled user psychosamurai ** 9 hours ago on Nemesis 0
#33611 - bai 09/17/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33609 - at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33610 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33605 - god dammit it's wotlk all over again where you need friends to succeed  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33608 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Going back to tanking
This is going to hurt
User avatar #33609 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath
#33610 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33607 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
#33606 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
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GOD DAMMIT IF I BUY IT, I;LL END UP WITH 2K GOLD
#33603 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33604 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
Also I tried to get into a CM run
Turns out nobody wants melee DPS in CM runs
User avatar #33605 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
god dammit it's wotlk all over again where you need friends to succeed
#33608 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Going back to tanking
This is going to hurt
User avatar #33609 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath
#33610 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33607 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
#33606 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
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GOD DAMMIT IF I BUY IT, I;LL END UP WITH 2K GOLD
#33601 - bed now  [+] (10 new replies) 09/16/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33602 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Colossus Smash being removed for Fury in WoD
FUCK
Guess I'll have to go Arms in WoD since Fury is starting to be bigger and bigger trainwreck that it was before
#33603 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
#33604 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
Also I tried to get into a CM run
Turns out nobody wants melee DPS in CM runs
User avatar #33605 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
god dammit it's wotlk all over again where you need friends to succeed
#33608 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Going back to tanking
This is going to hurt
User avatar #33609 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath
#33610 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33607 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
#33606 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
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GOD DAMMIT IF I BUY IT, I;LL END UP WITH 2K GOLD
#33599 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 09/16/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33600 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
Okay I gotta sleep for realz because I won't wake up on time again tomorrow
User avatar #33601 - redictor (09/16/2014) [-]
bed now
#33602 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Colossus Smash being removed for Fury in WoD
FUCK
Guess I'll have to go Arms in WoD since Fury is starting to be bigger and bigger trainwreck that it was before
#33603 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
#33604 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
Also I tried to get into a CM run
Turns out nobody wants melee DPS in CM runs
User avatar #33605 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
god dammit it's wotlk all over again where you need friends to succeed
#33608 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Going back to tanking
This is going to hurt
User avatar #33609 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath
#33610 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33607 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
#33606 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
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GOD DAMMIT IF I BUY IT, I;LL END UP WITH 2K GOLD
#32 - BUNNY! 09/16/2014 on So I heard you like cute... +1
#33596 - baibai  [+] (15 new replies) 09/16/2014 on redictor's profile 0
#33598 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
#33599 - redictor (09/16/2014) [-]
#33600 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
Okay I gotta sleep for realz because I won't wake up on time again tomorrow
User avatar #33601 - redictor (09/16/2014) [-]
bed now
#33602 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Colossus Smash being removed for Fury in WoD
FUCK
Guess I'll have to go Arms in WoD since Fury is starting to be bigger and bigger trainwreck that it was before
#33603 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
#33604 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
Also I tried to get into a CM run
Turns out nobody wants melee DPS in CM runs
User avatar #33605 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
god dammit it's wotlk all over again where you need friends to succeed
#33608 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
>Going back to tanking
This is going to hurt
User avatar #33609 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath
#33610 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 - redictor (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33607 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
#33606 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
idontneedit.gif
GOD DAMMIT IF I BUY IT, I;LL END UP WITH 2K GOLD
#33597 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
I just hope that sFTP connection won't die overnight
#33594 - i don't play quake 09/16/2014 on redictor's profile 0

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#23259 - redictor ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
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henrik walked through the woods on his way home, unknowing of the eyes that had followed him in the darkness ever since he left the church with mylos.
??: we have to be quick. a bolt through his chest should shock him enough for us to knock him out... no we can't do that! he'll litterary tear us apart if we're not careful... right, but only bring him in when we say so. remember, our objective is to make sure he's taken to lady roxanne. as much as she hates mutants i'm sure she'll want this power on her side.
henrik: *stops* hm? somebody there?
??: *sneaks foward to get a good aim with his crossbow* <aim... fire!>

*the bolt flew through the darkness and hit henrik right in the chest, missing his heart by about 6 inches*
henrik: AAHHH!! WHAT THE HELL!?
??: ATTACK!
*a large mob of anthros charged out from the darkness at henrik, knocking him down, giving him punches and kicks in his face, stomach, chest and crotch while he was still recovering from the shock of having a bolt in his chest. unfortunatly for the attackers, henrik used his own willpower to regain his senses and managed to get up*
??: <oh crap>

*with his mind knowing what was going on, henrik fought back. while he was still getting pummelled at by the ones that he wasn't currently aiming at, he took out one or two at a time, knocking them unconcious with an iron head or wounding them severly by breaking their bones or tearing off their limbs, all with the maws. blood and screams pierced the night and darkness as more and more fell to henrik, while also got worn out from the endless pummelling and multitude of bolts he had some somehow dodge whilst doing this.*
??: we won't win like this! no choise! bring in the fire mages!
henrik: come on! how many of you are there!?

*a dozen of fire mage anthros started casting their fireball spells, several hitting henrik*
henrik: AAAARGH! *he yelled out in pain and looked around half confused, spotting one of the fire mages* oh no you won't! *just before the mage he had set his eyes on finished the spell, henrik intercepted with a sucker punch, downing the mage in one hit, causing the other mages to miss and hit the forest instead*

*meanwhile a bit away, red sat with orchid outside the inn, taking a break when she noticed something*
orchid: red... what's that light over there? *points at the forest where a fire now broke loose*
red: *tries to focus on what's going on over there* it's... a fire! i see movement! can you see who's over there?
orchid: *closes eyes* ...there are a lot of anthros there... and one morph... oh no, it's henrik! he's being attacked!
red: you think he can handle it?
orchid: ...no. he's already wounded gravely, and isn't fire one of his phobias?
red: ...i gotta go help him. you stay here and provide whatever support you can. keep an eye out and tell my mind if a threat is comming or i need to stop something.
orchid: will do.
red: *sprints off*

*henrik was in a lot of trouble. he could only take out 5 of the mages before he ran out of energy to use sucker punch another time, and he had no ethers or morph-elixirs on him. they wore him down with constant fire balls, pummelling him down further every two seconds. even though he had managed to knock out and/or kill several dozen of anthros already, he was getting close to his limit*
henrik: i.. can't do this... i need help! now! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!? I NEED HELP!
??: hurry! before anyone arrives! take him ou-oof!
red: HENRIK! I'M HERE!
henrik: oh thank god! *another wave of fire balls hit him* AAAARGH!!! take them out!
red: on it!

*red spent three minutes running around taking out the remaining fire mages, while still being careful to only knock them out, and absorbing all the flames he could from the trees so it wouldn't spread and cause a forest fire. he then ran up to henrik in the middle and threw a bottle of morph-elixir to him*
red: catch!
henrik: *the bottle bounced on a maw at first, and it was then devoured whole by the same maw and henrik gave a relieved sigh* thanks! *with his body renewed slightly, henrik could once again fight back properly*
*red ran up to henrik and the two together fought back for another minute*
??: we... we can't do this! retreat! retreat!
*the remainder of the mob ran off, leaving red and henrik with a large pile of knocked out, wounded and killed anthros around them*

*henrik wasn't in his best shape either, he in fact fell down on his back the moment they had retreated, panting heavily, bleeding everywhere from all the attacks that had been going on for 21 minutes total*
henrik: we... we won...! i... huhh... *he fell asleep from exhaustion*
red: *grows to a size just enough to pick up and carry all the anthros that had become victim to the ambush and carried them all to a safe spot somewhat near the church. he carried henrik as well, and left him among the wounded before going inside the church, asking for krystal's assistance*

*after having heard what red had managed to comprehend from the situation, she rushed outside with him to aid the victims. while red was a world class doctor, he could only take care of so many patients at one time. krystal ordered red to only take care of henrik while she tried to heal the anthros*

*as the sun rose several hours later, henrik finally woke up, bandages everywhere on his body*
henrik: red..?
red: you're safe now. but i can't say for sure about all of those... *looks at the anthros that he had brought. the majority of them hadn't survived the night despite krystal's efforts*
henrik: i... did this? no...
red: *shakes head* you're not to blame for this... you only did what you had to. come on, let's get you back to the inn.

*the sun shone on the anthros krystal had managed to heal enough, their need to serve the dark lord no longer necessary as a smile appareared on their faces. they were free*

MRGamer
#9966 - redictor ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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It's afternoon in the village where red and his family resided. It had been many years since he was born, but now Farin was a fully grown typhlosion. Sadly however, he had fallen for the natural habit of almost all typhlosions of being extremely aggressive. He often started yelling at his parents and even sometimes broke their stuff. One day however, Red had had enough. When farin threw another rage at him, Red told farin to come outside instead of being indoors.

"Oh i see, the coward of a father is so scared that he tries to run away?" Farin said with a clown voice.
"FARIN! I've had enough of your mouth! Come out here right NOW!"
Farin comes outside and stand in front of Red. "Ooooh i'm so scared! You're just writing your own death sentance!"
Farin threw a flamethrower right at Red, but it did absolutley no damage at all.
"Farin, I'm sorry, but your attacks will never do any damage to me."
"Hmph! I should've known you had the flash fire ability... well, how about HYPER BEAM!?" *Farin fires a large beam of energy at Red, hitting with tremendous power behind it*
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH!? ...what the?" The dust from the hyper beam dissipates, revealing Red without even a scratch.
"My son, i just told you, you cannot hurt me. No matter how long you would try, you would never be able to kill me."
Farin at this point litterary steamed with anger, unable to comprehend why his coward of a father could withstand his attacks. By that point Red ran up to Farin's back and held him up by the neck.

"My son, there's something i have never told you about me. Something your mother and I hinted multiple times when you were a cyndaquil, but never said flat out."
"A-and.... what is that?" Farin answered with a hint of fear in his voice.
"I'm going to show you right now! Close your eyes for three seconds."
Reluctantly, Farin closed his eyes. In that time, Red grew back to his 10 000 ft height and had Farin in his palm. After three seconds Farin opened his eyes.
"Huh? Where am I?" He looked down "Yellow grass? No... wait..." he looked up, to see his father in his true form.

"This, my son, is what I am, and what you did not inherit from me. I am one of the largest macros in the whole world, but my macro genes were recessive, so you never got them."
Farin just looked up at Red, paralyzed. After about 10 seconds of silence, Red shrank again and hugged his son whom had a shocked expression on his face.
"My son... I'm sorry i never told you, but I didn't want you to fear me... Farin? Oh no..."

Farin remained silent for about two weeks after that, always trying to avoid his dad and when possible always sit in the park, looking at random ducks in the pond. Eventually, he and Red were alone together again.
"...dad?"
"Yes?"
"I'm sorry..."
Red hugged farin "I forgive you, my son..."

Part 2
The two typhlosions sit on the sofa in the living room.
"So, you were all this time hiding that from me then? That you are a macro?"
"Yes. I told you, I didn't want to risk you starting to fear me when you saw me for what I really am."
"...how tall are you?"
"I'm 10 000 ft tall when I show my normal height, and when I'm this size, my strength and hardiness remain as it is at normal height."
"But how can you be like this then?"
"Remember when you back in early high school as a quilava fell down a ravine your class were doing a trip at? Remember when the goddess Ruby saved you?"
"How do you know about..."
"Farin, I'm close friends with our two goddesses. Krystal helped me and your mother to get together again multiple times, I was the one that convinced Krystal to marry her love and Ruby was here when you were born. She blessed you to when you were either at your lowest point or in great danger, she would aid you. She told me what happened the day she saved you. That was why I was extra cuddly when you got home. Farin, even with how violent you are, I still love you more than anything. I wouldn't want you any harm ever."
Farin's eyes were tearing up. "Dad... you really mean that?"
"Of course. I still love you, my son." Red hugs him as Farin sit sobbing silently.

Part 3
It had been half a week since Red and Farin had their little talk after Red had revealed to him that he was a macro. He was currently over at Ruby's, eating lunch with her. Mylos and Krystal were away, Redictor skipped lunch for a 50 lap sprint marathon around a lake closeby and Orchid was at work.
"Red? You've been quiet for some time now. Did something happen?"
"It's... Farin. Ever since i revealed to him that I'm a macro of that size, I've been able to see it in his eyes... he's scared of me. He didn't talk for two whole weeks before finally opening his mouth!"
"He's quiet by nature, so isn't that just natural for him?"
"As quiet as he is, those two weeks of silence were extraordinarily long. Even for him! Also, he intentionally avoided me and didn't even look at me during that time! I think it's because of the shock he got from seeing me like that."
"True, he DID know you as nothing more than a big coward."
Red looked away blushing. "Yeah... I am. The shock of seeing something so huge behind all that timidity must've almost been... traumatizing... for him. He looked so scared. He knew that he could do NOTHING to a creature of that size."
"Red, stop talking in circles! What happened after your talk two weeks later?"
"Oh, sorry... well, he's a bit more open now, but I can still see it in his eyes... he still fear me. I don't know what to do!" He moved the plate and facedesked.

"Oh red..." She gets up and walks over to hug him. "You're worrying too much, try to relax a bit. Just because he now know you're a macro doesn't mean you're something he'd rather run away from than stay and talk to."
"I didn't just reveal I'm a macro, I also revealed I'm friends with you two and the significance you have had on my life as well as how I've helped you two... if he was here now to see me actually eating lunch with one of our goddesses, I don't think he would be able to comprehend it."
"Oh red... you worry me." She places a hand on his head, soothing his mind. "Go home, and talk to him. If possible, bring him here so I can talk to him. I feel this is the only way to get rid of his fears. Well, either that, or he becomes scarred for life and will fear you more than anything. The choise is yours Red..."
#33341 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
With the incident of Sepherion done and kept quiet, there wasn't much more to do. Of course Krystal was asked to publicly announce the end to any humiliation to Farin. For him the relief could have come much sooner. She stood in front of a camera in her usual room explaining the reason for letting up on him. He was forgiven but his crimes were not to be forgotten by any means. Still, a few thought her could use some time getting re-adjusted to humanity. Without being held down by their wives or anything else, Mylos and Jacob decided together to take him out for a night.
User avatar #33573 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Orchid: stands at the door and float Farin inside You two better try to remember that. Now when he's just like anyone else by law, you'll have to watch what he's drinking or eating.
User avatar #33574 to #33573 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Yeah I think I'll have a talk with Ruby about that.
User avatar #33575 to #33574 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Orchid waved good night at the two and she closed the door

Jacob: "Soooooo what would you call this night on a scale of 1-10?"
User avatar #33576 to #33575 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Well all things considered...6 out of 10. He was doing better and let his emotions out, but it was just a meal and some games.
User avatar #33577 to #33576 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Still more than what he's been allowed to do in one day for a long time. Let's just call this a successful night and head home, you have a night with your wife after all."
User avatar #33578 to #33577 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Yeah. You have a good night yourself now.
User avatar #33579 to #33578 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos drove Jacob to his home and the two waved good bye before he entered it
User avatar #33525 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Remember the scene where Brooks hung himself because he couldn't adjust to the culture shock of that day's technology? I think Farin's experiencing something similar. He has spent so long being hated by everyone that he doesn't know anything else. As I see it, we should help him get back into society so he won't feel like an outcast anymore."
User avatar #33526 to #33525 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Right, which is what we started on today. Next thing we'll do is try and get him a job.
User avatar #33527 to #33526 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "We could work on that another time, okay? Let's not goo too fast."
User avatar #33528 to #33527 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Well of course not, we have lives too.
User avatar #33529 to #33528 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin pulled out the bottle of 95% vodka and unscrewed the cork
Jacob: "Woah woah, you're serious about that thing? Hang on lemme get you a snaps glass"
Farin: "No need." he lifted the bottle and chugged it down, all the while both Jacob and Mylos looked at him in disbelief
Jacob: "That's impossible... **** me, Farin you're a heavy drinker!"
Farin right after swallowing the last drop collapsed on the floor "Uuuuuhh..."
User avatar #33530 to #33529 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: This kid is a mess..lets get him home before something happens.
User avatar #33531 to #33530 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "If we can carry him at all. Might need some help with that."
User avatar #33532 to #33531 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: It's two of us, we can handle it. Just grab his legs.
User avatar #33533 to #33532 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "I know, but he's still 10 feet tall. Morphs that big usually weigh a ton!" places some gold on the table for the beers and grab his legs
User avatar #33534 to #33533 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Lifted his arms and torso. See? We got this!
User avatar #33535 to #33534 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Oof! He's still as heavy as a Snorlax morph! Thank **** you have muscles from your job!" The two slowly carried Farin out to the car where they pushed him into it "Never again..."
User avatar #33536 to #33535 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: ..phew...agreed. Lets get him home, then I'll drop you off.
User avatar #33537 to #33536 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "...that means we'll have to carry him in as well. Let's hope we'll bump into Red so he can carry him into his room."
User avatar #33538 to #33537 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: No if. I will personally go in and wake him up.
User avatar #33539 to #33538 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
looks at watch He should not be asleep yet.
User avatar #33540 to #33539 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Pulled up and knocked on the door. I hope not..kid is heavy as hell..
User avatar #33541 to #33540 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Orchid opened the door
Orchid: "Oh hello Mylos! How was the night with Farin? Where is he?"
User avatar #33542 to #33541 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: It was a good night, he actually had a lot of fun. Dinner was something alright...had people cheering him on and did pretty well in bowling. But at the snack bar he got a bit carried away and well...passed out. He need a hand getting him out.
User avatar #33543 to #33542 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "No, he passed out after drinking 40 ounces of 95% vodka."
Orchid: "Oh geez... what did you do to get him to drink himself to death again?" She walked out to the car and used telekinesis to float Farin inside the house
Jacob: "Wait... to DEATH!?"
Orchid: pressed her fingers on his pulse "He's alive now. But you most likely carried a temporary corpse."
User avatar #33572 to #33543 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Say...say what now? I am so glad the cops didn't pull us over...
User avatar #33505 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "How so? Can't go away from work too long?"
User avatar #33506 to #33505 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: The ol' lady and I are were talking the last few months when we could and today is the day I move back with her. Gonna be a special night.
User avatar #33507 to #33506 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Today? Why today when we decided on taking Farin out for a night?"
Farin: "Look, I'm fine with it ending now, I've had a great time! Really!"
User avatar #33508 to #33507 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: I got time for one last thing, it's fine.
User avatar #33509 to #33508 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Farin, is there anything you've REALLY wanted to do these years but haven't been able to do?"
Farin: looked up at the ceiling "Uh... go to a strip club and get a private show? Nah, I'm just kidding"
User avatar #33510 to #33509 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Haha what? I could, it's even in my agreement with Krystal but time restraint for me would mean having to leave you two. Don't know how Ruby would take it for Jacob being there.
User avatar #33511 to #33510 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "How about we just sit by the bar and have a little chat instead?"
Farin: "Would be nice to calm down a bit yeah."
User avatar #33512 to #33511 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Well then, how's it feel to be out and about again?
User avatar #33513 to #33512 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
The trio sat down at the bar, having ordered three more beers. Wasn't until then that Farin answered
Farin: "It's... odd to say the least. Nearly my whole life I've lived with being constantly beaten up, interrogated, thrown out because I sneezed or stood too close to someone... having 24/7/365 surveilience on me, even though that's still present it has diminished quite a lot I've noticed. Back at the racing game with those other 9, I started to get in a shock over how they actually cheered ON me! I haven't ever seen that happen outside of the times I've been in a ring of blood and some people bet money on me."
User avatar #33514 to #33513 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: You know I was never "against" you right? Yeah you messed up...messed up real bad...but everyone makes mistakes. I will admit I hated the sound and sight of you for a few years but it was petty after only a few months. Your search for redemption is quite something.
User avatar #33515 to #33514 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "'Redemption...' that I gave up on after about 400 years. I just accepted that this was my life from now on for all eternity. I couldn't run or hide from it either! I once tried to hide in my room from all the masses, a week or two later I was arrested because I was suspected to plot something."
User avatar #33516 to #33515 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: And shortly let go for not having done anything. Roxanne has been trying to get people to shut up and apologize since it was her who got her hooks in you.
User avatar #33517 to #33516 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "Roxanne... not only did I fall for her promises of power to protect, but I also let the ink in me take over and I betrayed her in search for even MORE power! I... if I could talk to that boy again I'd scold him as hard as I possibly could! ...but then again, he'd most likely just kill me for going against him. Not that I'd be dead for long."
User avatar #33518 to #33517 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: The old you huh?
User avatar #33519 to #33518 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "Every single god damn day! There was always on the news a little section that reported where I was, what I had done and how much I had caused in damage or fear! There were even interviews with people that had beaten me up sometimes, all of them telling how satisfying it was to have a 'ragdoll' that they could let out all their frustrations on!" he teared up "I was every single day portrayed as nothing but a monster!"
User avatar #33520 to #33519 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: It doesn't have to be that way any more. Sorry to say but the past, stays where it is.
User avatar #33521 to #33520 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "I KNOW!" the stares he got didn't even phase him, he was too used to them "I'm finally free, but I don't... I don't know how to feel about it! It's so different! People aren't beating me up, most people aren't suspecting me of plotting something sinister. After having lived like that for 1800 **** years and that all ending just three days ago I..." he buried his head around his arms on the table "I'm confused... I know I should be beyond happy but I..."
User avatar #33522 to #33521 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: What would most surely give you closure on everything? Aside from time travel..
User avatar #33523 to #33522 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: he shook his head "I don't know..."
Jacob: "Maybe it's just time to let it all sink in? Mylos, did you see the movie Shawshank Redemption? It was made about a millenia ago"
User avatar #33524 to #33523 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Yeah I saw it. Why?
User avatar #33485 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "I might as well admit I don't know how to bowl."
Jacob: "Unless they've done some major changes over the last millenia I can tell you."
User avatar #33486 to #33485 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Left them to go to the main counter, paying for a lane. We got lane number fifteen.
User avatar #33487 to #33486 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
After Jacob showed Farin how to play, halfway through the first round the score was Mylos: 101, Jacob: 45 and Farin: 18
Farin: Grinned awkwardly and scratched his neck "Guess you can't be good with all games."
User avatar #33488 to #33487 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Like I was telling him, your first game is always the worst. Your second an onwards get better.
User avatar #33489 to #33488 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "We'll see about that."
User avatar #33490 to #33489 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Threw his ball down the lane, making only 7 out of 10. At the end he wound up with 171.
User avatar #33491 to #33490 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin and Jacob scored 33 and 98 respectivly
Jacob: "Should I go pay for the next round?"
User avatar #33492 to #33491 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: You wanna play a third round? fine with me.
User avatar #33493 to #33492 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: Leans in "That, and I think Farin's taken a liking for the snack bar. Look at him! That's his 7th slice of pizza!"
User avatar #33494 to #33493 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: With that much grease anyone would be dead by now. I mean he ate 10 pounds of fries, two burgers, 7 slices of pizza now and a pretzel. Kind of worrying...
User avatar #33495 to #33494 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Maybe, or maybe it's his regenerating body that's playing a role here? Come on, until he say that he feel ill, let's have him enjoy himself, alright?"
User avatar #33496 to #33495 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: I haven't forgotten but that much is just concerning. So just the two of us then?
User avatar #33497 to #33496 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Let me ask him. Hey Farin! Are you gonna join us on a third round?"
Farin: Turns around with a slice of pizza in mouth "Hm?" swallows "Yeah sure!"
User avatar #33498 to #33497 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Hands him some money. I'm buying this round.
User avatar #33499 to #33498 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Awesome! I won't lose this time!"
User avatar #33500 to #33499 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: Bring it on then!
User avatar #33501 to #33500 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Roughly half an hour later they finished the third round. Mylos broke his record by getting 240, Jacob got 76 and Farin got 72

Jacob: "Seriously? I did awful there and you broke your record? But good job Farin on getting that much on your third round!"
User avatar #33502 to #33501 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: sometimes you just get lucky, you know?
User avatar #33503 to #33502 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Still.."
Farin: "So uh, was that all?" picks up watch from pocket that Red let him borrow, it was only 9:45pm Or did you all want to do something else?
User avatar #33504 to #33503 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: I gotta depart for "home" half an hour before 11.
User avatar #33429 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "I'm gonna end up dead last aren't I?"
User avatar #33430 to #33429 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: First game? Maybe. Others? Who knows?
User avatar #33431 to #33430 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
The two watched Farin play against his 9 opponents in an in-game tournament. Farin not only won all races but he crushed the arcade's lap record on two stages. The people that played against him afterwards were dumbfounded, cheering and a little bit angry. But noone ended up being arrested.
User avatar #33432 to #33431 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: This place has some lanes, you wanna play here or at the real deal?
User avatar #33433 to #33432 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "What's the difference?"
User avatar #33436 to #33433 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Not much aside from the lane fees, and not having to be limited to one game at a time so others can use them.
User avatar #33438 to #33436 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Let's go with real deal then."
User avatar #33440 to #33438 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Farin! We're going to our last stop! Lets go!
User avatar #33441 to #33440 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Farin stumbled through the fans he got from the game "Comming! Comming!"
User avatar #33442 to #33441 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: It's just down the walk here. This place has some of the best nachos to eat when playing.
User avatar #33444 to #33442 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Awesome! I love nachos! Though I prefer natural flavour over cheese..."
User avatar #33446 to #33444 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: They use the real and best stuff for their snack and bar food. It's great when the cheese goes from hot on crips chips to chewy cool.
User avatar #33461 to #33446 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "I'm not too fond of cheese."
Jacob: "We can buy you some other snacks? I think I saw a vending machine around here."
User avatar #33478 to #33461 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: They have more than that. Pretzels, slices of pizza, beer, bags of chips, etc.
User avatar #33479 to #33478 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Farin: "You had me at pretzels, but those other things I'd love too."
Jacob: "Remind me, did we have 'unlimited' access to the snack bar or do we pay for each one?"
User avatar #33480 to #33479 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: We may be married to the most powerful women in the world, but we still have to pay.
User avatar #33481 to #33480 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "I just asked in case it was like at a resturant's buffet where you can eat as much as you want."
User avatar #33482 to #33481 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: You never went bowling in all your years?
User avatar #33483 to #33482 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Well... that's the reason my record's 120-ish... I haven't bowled for nearly a millenia."
User avatar #33484 to #33483 - MRGamer (09/15/2014) [-]
Mylos: And why you don't know of their snack bar/bar. Come on, first game is on me since I need to spend a little money.
User avatar #33409 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Maybe. Being immortal and the laws finally eased on me I might find the one.
User avatar #33410 to #33409 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: In time. Here come our drinks!
User avatar #33411 to #33410 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Here's a bottle of low-alchohol beer for Mylos and believe it or not, if you show proof that you're 80 or older you can actually order 95% straight vodka from that snack bar!" He hands the bottle to Farin
User avatar #33412 to #33411 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: You sure that's safe an' all?
User avatar #33413 to #33412 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Of course not, the guy at the counter even told me specifically that if I were to take more than a spoonful of that in one go I'd die!"
User avatar #33414 to #33413 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: What the hell is an arcade snack bar doing with that stuff anyway then?
User avatar #33415 to #33414 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Don't ask me."
Farin: "I think I'll save this for later."
User avatar #33416 to #33415 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Oh by the way, kids are back in town. I was talking to Farin about them a moment ago.
User avatar #33417 to #33416 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Yeah Ruby told me Terry was back."
User avatar #33418 to #33417 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Also watched your kid and mine along the trip and dropping them off. they may be getting close.
User avatar #33419 to #33418 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "I hope if Tabitha comes here she won't be mad at seeing us with Fari- hey, where'd Farin go?" He looked around and saw Farin race 9 other people in a 10-player racing game, and he was the leader of the race at the moment
User avatar #33420 to #33419 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: My fault. I brought it up around him, so now he's probably drowning out the thoughts and everything with a game.
User avatar #33421 to #33420 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Still, he's hella good at it!"
User avatar #33422 to #33421 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: If they do go steady and end up wanting to marry, you think they'll be okay? I mean, every couple wants kids at one point and they won't be able to produce one.
User avatar #33423 to #33422 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Riiight... I'll ask Ruby about it later, so for now, I have no answer."
User avatar #33424 to #33423 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Overall, not a bad night. He's been happy, talked, smiled and not once felt down about the past.
User avatar #33425 to #33424 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
And we have yet to start bowling.
User avatar #33426 to #33425 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: You'll find drinking there to be a little more relaxed. I bowl a nice game of a usual 150-200. you?
User avatar #33427 to #33426 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Uh... my record's about 120."
User avatar #33428 to #33427 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: well you know what they say, you do a bad game and get better the other games you play in a day.
User avatar #33388 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: Raises his head rather fast "Anyway! We're not here to mope and dope, we're here to enjoy the night and have fun!"
User avatar #33390 to #33388 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Hah, coming from the guy who was just moping himself!
User avatar #33391 to #33390 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: Smiled and wiggled his finger "You gotta learn how to pull your head out of the gutter after all. Come on, let's head to the arcade! It shouldn't be more than three blocks away!"
User avatar #33392 to #33391 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: You lost me there but alright, after you.
User avatar #33393 to #33392 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
The trio headed out towards the arcade and Jacob challenged Mylos and Farin to a race the moment they got inside
User avatar #33394 to #33393 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: what kind of race? After eating that much it's gonna be a moment before I start running again.
User avatar #33395 to #33394 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob points at the arcade racing games bigfun.com.au/images/daytona-500w.jpg
Jacob: "Four rounds. We only count which position we three are at. Meaning if I'm 3rd but lead of the three of us, I'm 1st. At the end of each race we recieve points depending on what position we ended at. The lower place the more points, the one with the lowest total points has to buy us drinks! Are you on?"
User avatar #33396 to #33395 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Shrugged but agreed.
User avatar #33397 to #33396 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Surprisingly, Farin had a lot of luck with the races and he won not only each race of the three, but he also beat the npcs to end up in 1st place on each race. Jacob on the other hand lost to Mylos by getting 11 points and Mylos got only 9 points

Jacob: "Okay I'm confused as hell as to what just happened."
User avatar #33398 to #33397 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Seems like you owe us some drinks! Don't worry, I'm driving so I won't have more than a bottle.
User avatar #33399 to #33398 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Farin: "I'll take the strongest you can find."
User avatar #33400 to #33399 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Arcade like this one isn't likely to sell much in the way of strength that'll kick your butt, however it should have something in the snack bar for parents watching their kids.
User avatar #33401 to #33400 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Jacob: "On it." He walked away
User avatar #33402 to #33401 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Thinking of kids, heard ours are back home again. All safe and sound, maybe even dating.
User avatar #33403 to #33402 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Farin's eyes went open for a moment, then he closed them "They're finally dating? I'm happy for them."
User avatar #33404 to #33403 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: Maybe, we don't know. Terry is technically family but then again he isn't and I doubt Tabby would go in for incest.
User avatar #33405 to #33404 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
He looked at the floor "I see."
User avatar #33406 to #33405 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: You still like her huh?
User avatar #33407 to #33406 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Farin didn't answer, his eyes remained at the floor
User avatar #33408 to #33407 - MRGamer (09/14/2014) [-]
Mylos: You'll find another. Maybe someone like yourself?
User avatar #33364 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "Random and random, happened all the time for almost 2 millenias. He most likely wanted to relieve some stress against his boss."
Jacob: "Maybe we should talk to the manager of the resturant before we order something?"
User avatar #33365 to #33364 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Lets get in and get a table first. Of course since he healed up it may be hard to prove he was assaulted.
User avatar #33366 to #33365 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Right..."

The trio went inside and after 8 minutes of standing in line, and two people being stopped from beating up Farin by their own friend that explained the new laws, they got a table
Jacob: "Think I'll go with a hamburger. How about you two?"
User avatar #33367 to #33366 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Loaded fries. 5 pounds of fries with bacon, cheese, sour cream, and chives. May get a burger with it soon, we'll find out.
User avatar #33368 to #33367 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "I'll... have what you two are having."
User avatar #33369 to #33368 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Not a bad choice. It will fill you up. Old 26 year old me couldn't even dream of eating this much after time with a wife like mine...heh, you work on getting the stomach capacity.
User avatar #33370 to #33369 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
About 20 minutes later their food arrived. Jacob happily nomming his burger and Mylos got his bowl of 5 pounds of french fries. Farin on the other hand, got two burgers and 10 pounds of fries
User avatar #33371 to #33370 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: I hope you manage to eat all that...that's...that's enough to stop someone's heart!
User avatar #33372 to #33371 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin took a deep breath and started eating. He didn't seem to slow down at all, he ate and ate. Pound after pound of fries and both burgers. He even started crying while he ate, not of regret buying so much, but because he was after so long finally actually EATING at a resturant

Half an hour later, Farin finished the last fry
Farin: Patted his belly "Just what I needed... a meal that actually filled me!"
User avatar #33373 to #33372 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: I'm surprised you actually ate it all...Can you breathe? Is your heart okay?
User avatar #33374 to #33373 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin picked up a napkin and blew on it "Yep." He checked his pulse and pressed his hand on his chest "Yeah I'm fine. Besides, if I had any heart issues they would heal up. I've actually been decapitated and injected with lethal amounts of tranqualizers multiple times."
User avatar #33375 to #33374 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: That is just disturbing..
User avatar #33376 to #33375 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "My immortallity is still present so I can have all the time in the world to think about what I did. So I was cursed with a body that heal any wound or change at all in less than a minute. Doesn't mean I don't feel the pain but I've gotten used to it. So it's not all bad."
User avatar #33377 to #33376 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Thinking about that...wouldn't she remove your immortality since it was a punishment?
User avatar #33378 to #33377 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "Dad asked her about that. She think I need a bit more to 'think about it'."
User avatar #33379 to #33378 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Well not my place.
User avatar #33382 to #33379 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob called over the waiter and he paid for the meal
User avatar #33385 to #33382 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: You're kind of quiet Jacob. Everything okay?
User avatar #33386 to #33385 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Yeah I'm fine. Just... to imagine Farin here was my wife's ex... and that he went through hell and back countless times just because he wanted to find a way to be able to protect his parents... I can't even fathom how it must've felt."
User avatar #33387 to #33386 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: None of us can. It's just lucky he was allowed to live.
User avatar #33342 to #33341 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
At Farin's home
Farin: "A night out?" he smiled "First Krystal finally remove the laws on me and now you ask me out?" he let out a little laugh, tearing up "It's... the nicest thing anyone other than mom dad and Ruby's done for me for over 1800 years..."
User avatar #33343 to #33342 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: We'll you've been pretty beat up mentally. You could use the time outside to see what's all new and explore. I know a nice sort of Car/Sports bar/restaurant we can go to for a meal. They make some of the best greasy and spicy foods on Earth.
User avatar #33346 to #33343 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "I uh... haven never been to a bar or a resturant before... not unless you count those times I've been forcefully taken or been tricked to start working at one for the customer's entertainment."
Jacob: "...seriously, you need this. Don't worry about payment either, we'll cover your bill... though try to not eat TOO much, okay? With your 10' body you'll obviously need to eat a lot more, right?"
Farin: "Y-yeah. I eat about twice as much as mom when I aim to get full."
User avatar #33347 to #33346 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Well that doesn't sound too different. Just one and a half to two meals right?
User avatar #33348 to #33347 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "One and a half I guess..."
Jacob: "Mylos, you were the one that looked at the resturants and bars. Which one would you recommend to have a first time actually eating at?"
User avatar #33349 to #33348 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Little place by the lake around here. Since it's not a Thursday the place won't be that loud or crowded. We can expect a ten minute wait possibly. Aside from that, what else should we do?
User avatar #33350 to #33349 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: "We could take him to an arcade. Play some games. Hey, isn't there an arcade around here that have a bowling alley?"
User avatar #33351 to #33350 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: I think there is. We'll have to look of course.
User avatar #33352 to #33351 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: "Hey Farin, while we're covering your payments, I'd recommend you bringing some money of your own. Especially your wallet and ID card."
Farin: "How so? Are we gonna get drunk as hell?"
Jacob: "Maybe, but it's just in case you see something you want to buy for yourself."
User avatar #33353 to #33352 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: I probably won't. Can't afford to tonight really. We should get heading out before things get too crowded. Food first then bowling?
User avatar #33354 to #33353 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Jacob: "I'm up for that. How about you Farin? Any thoughts?"
Farin: "No no, let's do what you just said."
Jacob: "Farin, try to have fun now and enjoy the night, okay? We're doing this for your sake."
Farin: "I'll try... thanks."
User avatar #33355 to #33354 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Lets go, I'm driving.
User avatar #33356 to #33355 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
After some issues to get Farin to fit in the car the trio were on their way to the city
User avatar #33357 to #33356 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: One thing you're going to have to do is tune people out. Yeah you did some pretty bad things but not everyone knows you've been forgiven, nor has everyone accepted they need to forgive you. Even when eating.
User avatar #33358 to #33357 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "Tune them out? You mean like ignore? It's kinda hard to not notice being beaten up."
User avatar #33359 to #33358 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Don't worry about that either. Since people have been asked to forgive, they can be arrested for assaulting you.
User avatar #33360 to #33359 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Farin: "I sure hope as hell that the police here know of that."

The trio after stopping at a parking lot opened the door for Farin to roll out of, the solution of lack of room having been solved by him curling up into a ball
User avatar #33361 to #33360 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Relax. If they don't then they'll be in deep trouble. The official word was broadcast out over their speakers, I'm sure.
User avatar #33362 to #33361 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Exactly 4.87 seconds after Farin left the parking lot, a young man around 30 years just walked up and kicked him in the crotch and stomped on his head, cursing at his boss. Then he started cursing at the police officer that on the spot arrested him for assault. Farin's face healed up in just half a minute

Farin: "Guess some people just didn't hear or believe or listen to it."
Jacob: "Those were some rather heavy stomps, are you okay?"
Farin: "Yeah, I've had worse."
User avatar #33363 to #33362 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Mylos: Well that actually seemed random. Who knows, maybe the manager will be sympathetic and offer us a free appetizer or something.
User avatar #33321 - majormayor (09/13/2014) [-]
bleh
User avatar #33323 to #33322 - majormayor (09/13/2014) [-]
What a funny bird.
#33324 to #33323 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33325 to #33324 - majormayor (09/13/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
User avatar #33231 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
The Sepherion incident was thanks to Ruby working in the background kept quiet, only a few selected people knew about it all, they being the demis, the twins, Ruby, Red and Solluna himself. After Solluna accompined by Krystal delivered the notes back to Red, Solluna got a harsh scolding from his teacher for not telling he found the notes and worked on them without a word. Red did however give credit for Solluna having managed to actually create something from those notes before he and Krystal together traveled to her tower to destroy the notes forever.

Meanwhile on the island, the demis were getting ready to head back home.
Terry: "When we get home, guess what the first thing I'll do is."
User avatar #33272 to #33231 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: It's a world better than what we dealt with for sure.
User avatar #33273 to #33272 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Anna: Smiled and with her crutches got to the couch and sat down It's at least given me time to heal my legs and the rest that broke from my fall.
User avatar #33274 to #33273 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: What exactly have you done for work? Can you go back to it?
User avatar #33275 to #33274 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Anna: Uuuuuuh... She looked left and right repeatedly That's... classified. Yes, classified! Once I've healed up I should be able to return to it.
User avatar #33276 to #33275 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: You're a slut?
User avatar #33277 to #33276 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Anna blushed hard
Terry: Hey, just because she looks like Krystal it doesn't mean that she's a slut!
User avatar #33278 to #33277 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Hah! She ain't answering..

Tabitha: Oh just go do something useful...
User avatar #33279 to #33278 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry: Anyway... Tabitha, that surprise... can we go to your or my room for that?
User avatar #33280 to #33279 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: I think seeing Anna staying with us is the surprise. What did you think I meant?
User avatar #33281 to #33280 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
No I meant MY surprise to YOU!
User avatar #33282 to #33281 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Oh, I thought you wanted to wait..well, alright. Lets go.
User avatar #33283 to #33282 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
A few minutes later in Tabitha's room, Terry and she sat down on the bed in silence, Terry twiddling his thumbs
User avatar #33284 to #33283 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: So what did you want to tell or show me?
User avatar #33285 to #33284 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry opened the bag on his hip and pulled out the thing, hiding it from Tabitha's line of sight. He stood up, the thing behind his back and faced her Well... um... just... here! He showed the thing behind his back, it was the doll that Roxanne had gotten for him to tease Tabitha with. However Terry due to having been on the island for 1½ month couldn't remember why he wanted to tease Tabitha, so he decided to go with just trying to make her happy
User avatar #33286 to #33285 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: How did you...? she reached her hands out for it, pulling it close to her eyes. I remember seeing this when I was only twelve years old. Only one ever market lady made these...where...how...? Her eyes began to tear up just looking at it, assuming her had no way of knowing it ever existed.
User avatar #33287 to #33286 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
It's for you. No strings attached, keep it.
User avatar #33288 to #33287 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Jumped into hugging him. I don't know how you got this or knew I wanted it but...Thank you. I love you for this..
User avatar #33289 to #33288 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry hugged back and they had a silent moment with Terry just replying "I love you too..."
User avatar #33252 to #33231 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: I'm going to have nightmares for months..
User avatar #33253 to #33252 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry frowned "Want me to sit by and guard you?"
User avatar #33254 to #33253 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: What's that gonna do?.....yeah..
User avatar #33255 to #33254 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Just thought that some company would've eased the dreams a bit by knowing someone you know would be there for you
User avatar #33256 to #33255 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: could be seen mouthing the children's song "k-i-s-s-i-n-g..."
User avatar #33257 to #33256 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
He decided to not give the satisfaction by ignoring her
User avatar #33258 to #33257 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Once at the airport, they were given a ride home via the late night express rail.

Tabitha:Terry...how long have you liked me?
User avatar #33259 to #33258 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Leaned close

Terry: Well... for at least 1500 years. Can't remember how old I was when I saw your beauty really...
User avatar #33260 to #33259 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Why haven't you every said anything?
User avatar #33261 to #33260 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I uh... well... you know... you being so close friend with me... your mom watching over you like a hawk... me being a neutralized element compared to yours... um... too big *unhearable*
User avatar #33262 to #33261 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: We'll talk more about that in private alright?
User avatar #33263 to #33262 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
R-right...
User avatar #33264 to #33263 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: This our stop. Or did you two forget?
User avatar #33265 to #33264 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I kinda drifted away...
User avatar #33266 to #33265 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Took his hand and walked with him. I wanna see what this surprise is.
User avatar #33267 to #33266 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Stumbled behind her Let me just... get it from one of my bags, okay? Be right back.
User avatar #33268 to #33267 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Sighed and went on ahead without him.

Vanessa: Will you both **** already? It's been hundreds of years!
User avatar #33269 to #33268 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry walked to the back alone. Once he found the bag he was looking for he made sure noone was watching, dug his hand down and pulled out something "<Wish I could remember why I got this in the first place... guess I'll just go with the second part.>" He put it in his smaller bag that he was carrying on his hip and ran back out
User avatar #33270 to #33269 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Who the hell is this? Did we get a maid?

Tabitha: Wait I remember her, she was the one we found who was hurt while doing her jog!
User avatar #33271 to #33270 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry: Oh! Hi Anna! How long have you been here?

Anna: I've been here for about a week or so. Been kinda dull without anyone else here for so long...
User avatar #33232 to #33231 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Masturbate? Gods knowing you need to after having so much as touched a boob.
User avatar #33233 to #33232 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry gave Vanessa the middle finger and kept packing
User avatar #33234 to #33233 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Taking that as a yes. Just keep the door locked and put on some music so we can't hear you.

Tabitha: bitch..Why not order a pizza before playing your game? We could all use something nice again after so long here.
User avatar #33235 to #33234 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Terry's ears perked up "Pizza? Haven't had that for over a month or two! I've lost count how long we've been here!"
User avatar #33236 to #33235 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: About a month and a half really. Also when we get back, I heard we have something waiting for us. We're supposed to be good about it.
User avatar #33237 to #33236 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
"What might that be?"
User avatar #33238 to #33237 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: I'm not sure. Mom and Gramma said it'd be a surprise for when we got there. Momma really likes this one too.
User avatar #33239 to #33238 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Well let's hurry up and pack up already!
User avatar #33240 to #33239 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: We don't have much to pack remember? We'll be waiting for you outside. My dad has control over the airship this time.
User avatar #33241 to #33240 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I got another few things to pick up... also when we get home, midnight the day after, I have something to show you.
User avatar #33242 to #33241 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: What is it that you can't show me now?
User avatar #33243 to #33242 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You'll see
User avatar #33244 to #33243 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Sighed. see you on the ship then.
User avatar #33245 to #33244 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
"Right..." half an hour later Terry arrived outside, waving at the airship "I'm ready!"
User avatar #33246 to #33245 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Don't wave at it, get on! We all want to go home!
User avatar #33247 to #33246 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
"Just wanted to notify I'm here!" He rode the lightning up to about 200 feet below the ship and jumped from the momentum to the inside of it
User avatar #33248 to #33247 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
With a clear signal, the ship was moving again. The sun was hitting twilight on Roxanne's half of the world, joining the purple sky with a gold fringe at the horizon.

Tabitha: Some threat that was. If it was supposed to be stronger than our parents why did we survive with our powers in defense?

Vanessa: Don't care, just glad we lived and are headed home.
User avatar #33249 to #33248 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I think he experienced shock, betrayal, sadness, anger and desperation at the same time. He most likely couldn't focus to use his powers to the max at that point.
User avatar #33250 to #33249 - MRGamer (09/13/2014) [-]
Tabitha: ...and...and that it was a child in an adult's body. I saw it and didn't know what to do or think...
User avatar #33251 to #33250 - redictor ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Even with all the power in the world... he was still a child and didn't know how to cope with different feelings despite knowing everything
#33046 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
While Krystal and Roxanne may have had hard time with the new so called god, they weren't able to track him so well. Him staying in the city was not likely to bode well for him or his father. They did the only thing they could do and blindly fled the tower and nation. Eventually they came across an island from the back that seemed at first to be devoid of any life.
User avatar #33147 to #33046 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yes. I know how it would've ended had I either not acted ever or shown up to stop him myself. This was the best solution
User avatar #33148 to #33147 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Krystal: Look...we killed a child...Can't you do something so he can be happy?
User avatar #33149 to #33148 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Ruby looked at the corpse* I can and I do have an idea, but let's hear it from you two first if you have any ideas.
User avatar #33150 to #33149 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Both: Heaven.
User avatar #33151 to #33150 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: *nods* To heaven he will go. But first, I need to get the doctor here. The child's soul deserve to see its father for the last time.
User avatar #33152 to #33151 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Krystal: Exactly my thoughts.
User avatar #33153 to #33152 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Ruby went inside the house and healed up Solluna whom was still awake. The sudden loss of pain confused the dragon momentarily until he was picked up and carried out by Ruby. Everyone on the island except for Redictor were there to witness it. Ruby placed her hand on Sepherion's forehead and pulled out the soul, after making Krystal and Roxanne invisible to him.*
Sepherion: *looks around and down, seeing his corpse, and his dad Solluna* Dad...? I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to hurt you.
Solluna: No, I'M sorry for giving you too much power in the first place. If only you hadn't been born a god we would've been able to play for many years...
*Sepherion started crying again and tried to hug Solluna, but just went through him*

Ruby: Sepherion, I will take you to heaven now. There you will be given access to a special feature noone else has ever gotten. You will become able to teleport to an empty world, with all your powers avaible to you. You will become able to shape the world as you see fit and play to your heart's content. As for your father, once his time is over, I'm sure he'll gladly come to play with you in that world too. Be patient and you two will become able to play for all eternity.
*Sepherion somehow managed to cry even more, but this time from happiness as Ruby sent him to heaven*
User avatar #33154 to #33153 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Krystal: Say with the doctor. "You had some good intentions. You did something nobody could do without the opposite sex. However..."

Roxanne: Using her blood to do so was a sin in our eyes despite it not being written or publicly known.

Krystal: We won't persecute you. However you need to confront Red and tell him what you did. As well, hand me the notes. I want them.
User avatar #33155 to #33154 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: U-um... th-thank you? The notes... they're all back at the abandoned laboratory I used... where exactly in the world is this island?
Terry: Maybe he should give the notes to Red, he would know if there were any missing.
User avatar #33156 to #33155 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Krystal: I'll see to it Red looks them over but I want closure. I want to burn them myself.
User avatar #33157 to #33156 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: *looks to the bottom right* I figured as much... you heard on the news of the place that suddenly had a thunderstorm just stop for sunshine yes? If you take me there, I can lead you to the hospital.
User avatar #33158 to #33157 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Krystal nodded, picking him up and taking him there.
User avatar #33127 to #33046 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion was approaching the twins at mach 5 speed, and just as he entered the area, Ruby created the 6 clear walls to surround them. Sepherion's eyes moved to the different directions to see them, not paying attention to where the twins were*
Ruby: <NOW!>
User avatar #33128 to #33127 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Wild Arms 2 - Battle VS Lord Blazer -rocking heart-
Krystal: This ends now!

Roxanne: About time..

The twins shoved their hands together with their diamonds in their palms. In a flash the giant body Purus Orci stood in front of him. It, her, they...donned their stone grey gauntlets and grinned.

Orci: It's been far too long since I got to play too you know.
User avatar #33129 to #33128 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Sepherion: If I don't get to play neither will you! *he threw a dozen lava lances at Orci*
Ruby: <Beat him up but don't kill him until I tell you to!>
User avatar #33130 to #33129 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Orci: Grabbed his neck and pushed him against a wall. You don't get to decided that. For now you get to be our play thing! Orci wound up a punch and slammed it into his forhead with a loud "Gathunk". How does it feel?
User avatar #33131 to #33130 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*a lot of blood spewed out from Sepherion's mouth and he started crying like a kid who had just been hit by a ball after having destroyed someone's sandcastle* YOU'RE A MEANIE! YOU'RE BAD! I HATE YOU! *he conjured another lava lance with his two tails and tried to stab Orci with it*
User avatar #33132 to #33131 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Inside

Krystal: This is killing us.......each hit we feel too......

Roxanne: Don't stop now........we'll live but we need to drain him......only a shame that this has to happen to a kid.........

Outside, Orci grabbed the lance and turned it to his arm to sear away any fur and flesh. Once open she used her diamond tipped nails to make it a larger wound.
User avatar #33133 to #33132 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion was visibly and loudly crying, not used to the pain at all, nor seeing a reason why he was being hurt* I never did anyth-thing! I wanted to play! Why are you such bad guys? *blood spewed out from his arm and he did a last resort to use the damaged arm by trying to create a black hole in his palm*
User avatar #33134 to #33133 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Orci pummeled away at the crying adult, switching out for her hammer. Ultimately it was used to pound off the unwounded arm. The blood spray had become quit immeasurable after the limb had been snapped off.

Orci: You do not belong in this world as you do. You are a disgusting abomination. Perhaps in another life we could have welcomed you with open arms.
User avatar #33135 to #33134 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion couldn't speak, he only cried. but he did manage to lift his remaining, wounded arm to try and finalize the forming of the black hole in his hand*
User avatar #33136 to #33135 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Orci: Whatever you're up to it will not work. She slammed it down on his shoulder. Drain thy body and know a peaceful rest.
User avatar #33137 to #33136 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: <That's enough blood! Kill him now!>
Sepherion: HUUUUU! I WANT MY DADDYYYYYY!
User avatar #33138 to #33137 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Orci put her hand onto his forehead and lulled him to sleep. "Hush child...your rest is at hand. You will sleep forever but forever dream of a world you alone can shape."
User avatar #33139 to #33138 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion kept crying as his last words came out of his mouth* Daddy... I'm sorry... daddy...
User avatar #33140 to #33139 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Orci carried the body down as the barriers were removed, back to the island. Where is the doctor?
User avatar #33141 to #33140 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Ruby appeared next to Orci* Place him on the sand and split. I will make sure that you survive by using the blood he lost
User avatar #33142 to #33141 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Orci set him down and split apart. The pain was unbearable again. The two elder women were on the ground writhing in pain.
User avatar #33143 to #33142 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Ruby chanelled her power through Krystal and the spilt blood. The remaining life inside the lost blood was transferred to Krystal so she could escape death. It took a long time however. 40 minutes later she was done, the twins' lives were saved, but Sepherion, was still dead. Feeling differently from the time they split next to Farin, Ruby healed up the twins to become able to stand again*
User avatar #33144 to #33143 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Went to find the doctor, unable to look at the body.

Vanessa: So that was it? You resorted to killing a child in an adult's body?

Krystal: We had no other choice. He would have gone on to try and shape this world in his own image and throw out the balance.
User avatar #33145 to #33144 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: This was indeed a sad tale. He was always a child, just an ordinary child... but he was gifted with too much power and had noone to oversee him aside from the doctor that created him. Krys, Roxanne, now when you've both calmed down, I can tell you that this child DID have a soul. It was innocent, wanted to play, it never knew what it did was wrong.
User avatar #33146 to #33145 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Roxanne: Even then you too knew as well as we did that it could not stay. We had to do something. It is why you acted along with us.
User avatar #33107 to #33046 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: <Krys! Roxanne! Remember the plan! Go to the decided area and make him bleed as much as possible!>
Sepherion: *readjusted himself in the air and pointed at Krystal* You! You two are the bad guys here! You made them hate me because I wanted to have fun!
User avatar #33108 to #33107 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Another streak in the sky, this time red caught up to the white one.

Roxanne: You're a liar and you know it. We told our kids nothing of you! Roxanne latched on to help steer him away from anything. <we're trying the best we can here but..ugh!...he's not exactly going peacefully.>
User avatar #33109 to #33108 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: <Try to anger him to follow you. Get his attention off the kids!>
Sepherion: LIAR! I heard Tabitha and you talk telepathy! She told you I was here so she's also a bad guy!
User avatar #33110 to #33109 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Krystal wasn't going to focus on the job at hand as long as he was insulting her child. So she pushed him harder and faster away. My daughter is not a bad person! She helps people every day!
User avatar #33111 to #33110 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Sepherion: Then why is she being mean to ME!? I just want to play in peace!
User avatar #33112 to #33111 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Roxanne: You are not going to "play" in our world! This is our world!

Krystal: And that's my blood! You don't deserve it!
User avatar #33113 to #33112 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Why do you hate me like this? I didn't want to hurt anyone! I just want to live as a kid should! By playing! I didn't CHOOSE to have this blood, HE made me FROM it! *points at the nearly unconcious Solluna in the water below, blood surrounding him as Tabitha and Terry try to carry him back to the beach*
User avatar #33114 to #33113 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
To hell with the plan. We're doing "it" right now! Roxanne!

Roxanne: Are you out of your mind?! Not here!

I don't care!
User avatar #33115 to #33114 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: <KRYS! MOVE! IF YOU CHANGE HERE THE KIDS WILL DIE! 100%!>
*Sepherion charged at Krystal while she was distracted with Roxanne, launching her backwards*
User avatar #33116 to #33115 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
<What makes you so sure they will?! This needs to end now!>

Roxanne: Stubborn old cow...Come get me you worthless pile of flesh!
User avatar #33117 to #33116 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion fell for the taunt and flew towards Roxanne*
Ruby: <Purus and Sepherion's combined powers WILL cause very heavy damage to the area! Farin didn't put up much of a fight so that's why you could finish the fight with very little damage to the area, but this opponent WILL fight back, AND he's twice as strong as Farin was! GET! OUT! OF! THERE!>
User avatar #33118 to #33117 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
With no reply she took off after Roxanne, who was handling her gap between her and him well.
User avatar #33119 to #33118 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: *sets down Solluna on the beach* How can he still be alive? No mortal could ever survive a punch, damage and fall like that!
User avatar #33120 to #33119 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Roxanne: <are we there yet? I'd like to think we can end this and go home to our kids!>
User avatar #33121 to #33120 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ruby: <You need to fly for about half a minute more! The moment all three of you are inside I will create the barriers, and you will all three easily be able to see them! When he's distracted by the barriers, combine at once!>
User avatar #33122 to #33121 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Roxanne: Come you slow poke! If you're so powerful why can't you catch me?
User avatar #33123 to #33122 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: Come on! Speak to me! I see in your eyes that you're concious!
Solluna: Th...
Terry: *held his ear close* What?
Solluna: Sth... stop... him...
User avatar #33124 to #33123 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabby: We need to get him clean water. Lets get him home!
User avatar #33125 to #33124 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: Careful! His body has broken bones all over aside from the skull!

Ruby: <A bit further...>
User avatar #33126 to #33125 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Roxanne: <we're here, now where the hell are you?>

Krystal: Roxanne watch out!
User avatar #33087 to #33046 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Sepherion: They hate the very idea that I exist.
Solluna: Sepherion here was born from the blood of goddess Krystal, with me having done the hard work of studying the notes of her body
User avatar #33088 to #33087 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Could hardly speak after hearing about his creation. <Mom...your blood is here..>

<What?! It found you?! We'll be there when we can!>
User avatar #33089 to #33088 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion turned his head from his sand castle, staring at Tabitha, visibly angry* I heard that! So you want to stop me from having fun too?
Solluna: <Wait a minute... aren't they...? Oh god, they are!>
Sepherion: I HATE YOU! GO AWAY! *he launched himself towards Tabitha to punch her, but just before he got there, Solluna got in the way and took the blow for himself. Solluna's bones loudly shattered throughout his whole body and was launched to the other side of the island, landing in the water, blood pouring out*
Sepherion: ...dad? You too?
User avatar #33090 to #33089 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Terry! We have to get out of here! We need to find Vanessa and Redictor! Run!
User avatar #33091 to #33090 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Terry and Tabitha took the opportunity to run for it towards the direction that Solluna was launched while Sepherion just stood there, stunned that even his own dad had betrayed him from having fun. He didn't even care about the two demis anymore, he just started crying and got ready to fly away again*
User avatar #33092 to #33091 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Was already running to catch up after seeing a body go flying. What the hell was that?! What did you two do?

Tabitha: I don't know! He just said he heard me then freaked out!
User avatar #33093 to #33092 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: *runs along side Tabitha* I think we found the threat our mothers talked about! It's here on this island!
User avatar #33094 to #33093 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: We hardly had a month to train! How are we going to hold that off until they get here?

Vanessa: Kick it's ass of course! Stop being a baby!
User avatar #33095 to #33094 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*The sound of Sepherion crying alone on the beach was heard all across the island*
Terry: <Mom! When are Krystal and Roxanne gonna be here!?>
Ruby: <They'll be there in 82 seconds, try to avoid it as long as you can, and whatever you do, do NOT provoke it further!>
User avatar #33096 to #33095 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Vanessa: What about your mother, isn't she coming?
User avatar #33097 to #33096 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
She told me the three of them have created a plan. All we can do now is to wait and hope their plan works...
User avatar #33098 to #33097 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Look out! The three tailed woman thrust up a shield of grey stone to cover them from a flung ball of fire.
User avatar #33099 to #33098 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*in the distance Sepherion floated in the sky, visibly crying and sobbing. he threw another fireball at the demis and the barely concious Solluna*
Sepherion: Meanie! Meanie! MEANIE!
Terry: He's like a kid throwing a tantrum!
User avatar #33100 to #33099 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Is he a kid or an adult? It's looking like he hasn't grown up or grown old!

<We're not far, keep yourselves safe. Vanessa, don't you do anything stupid before we get there.>

Vanessa: Too late. She escaped the shielded spot, although cracking, and started to hurl her own fire back at him. You're one hell of a tall brat! Someone oughta spank you!
User avatar #33101 to #33100 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Sepherion let out a high pitched scream and ate the fire she threw at him and threw ice lances back*
User avatar #33102 to #33101 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Vanessa: Melted a few of the lances as she ran back for cover. My ears!...My ******* ears!
User avatar #33103 to #33102 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: *covered his own ears* That was the classic kid tantrum screech! I'll craft a lightning barrier while you regain your strength Tabitha!
User avatar #33104 to #33103 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Hurry!
User avatar #33105 to #33104 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Terry conjured the lightning barrier above them, as wide and thick as he could to withstand Sepherion's weaker attacks* <Mom... where are they?>
Ruby: <11 seconds!>
User avatar #33106 to #33105 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
One white streak was visible from over the horizon. It, rather she, was racing toward them at mach speed. With a sonic boom Krystal slammed into the fake god. You will not touch our children you lousy sorry fake piece of **** !
User avatar #33067 to #33046 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: *shakes head to regain senses from the push* Wha? ...I hear something... doesn't sound like an animal.
User avatar #33068 to #33067 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Poked her head over. Look! We're not alone! Do you think Redictor did this to us to train us?
User avatar #33069 to #33068 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*looks at the time on Tabitha's watch* No, it's too late to set up a trap like that and she's still with Vanessa for today
User avatar #33070 to #33069 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Should we go talk to them?
User avatar #33071 to #33070 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Let's lay low for a bit. We must not let people know we're here or we could be in danger for that "threat" our moms told us about
User avatar #33072 to #33071 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
I said you'll be fine. Just take a seat, we'll learn to play with this sand.
User avatar #33073 to #33072 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: S-Seph-pherion... p-please a-at least he-he-heal me..! I c-can't... play... with broken... bones...!
User avatar #33074 to #33073 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
He sighed and healed him. You're becoming too fragile.
User avatar #33075 to #33074 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: Thank you... I'm not becomming too fragile, this is how fragile I AM... as well as any mortal... *he crawled through the sand and piled up some sand to a small hill, making holes here and there*
User avatar #33076 to #33075 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: What about now? They're just...playing. They can't be any harm can they? They look as if they were running away from something bad like our parents mentioned. The one is old and the other has torn clothes.
User avatar #33077 to #33076 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: I suppose... *he got up and together with Tabitha walked towards them* Hello?
*Sepherion and Solluna turned their heads towards Terry. Solluna looked confused while Sepherion squinted his eyes, knowing instantly who they were*
User avatar #33078 to #33077 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Are you both alright? You look like you've had a pretty rough time. Coming here must mean you've been looking for somewhere safe for days.
User avatar #33079 to #33078 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: Safe... I suppose you could say tha-
Sepherion: We came here to play. Are you going to stop us?
User avatar #33080 to #33079 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: No! Oh goodness no, we're actually here to be safe from something too. We don't have any reason to stop you from er uh..playing.
User avatar #33081 to #33080 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Sepherion: Good. *he stuck his hand in the sand and behind him a 25' castle that would've made any architect jizz themselves made of sand appeared*
Terry: ...the hell?
User avatar #33082 to #33081 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: He's certainly gifted...what uh, what trouble are you running from?
User avatar #33083 to #33082 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Sepherion: From two bad guys that want to stop me from having fun!
User avatar #33084 to #33083 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Walked up closer and sat down. Who would want someone to stop having fun?
User avatar #33085 to #33084 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: The two goddesses
User avatar #33086 to #33085 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: <Mom? What's she doing to this poor guy?> They are huh? Did you say anything mean?
User avatar #33047 to #33046 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Solluna: "Hey Sepherion, that island look like a good place to have some peace and quiet on! Plenty of room to play at!"
User avatar #33048 to #33047 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
To play..all I wanted..It had better be safe here.
User avatar #33049 to #33048 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*The two landed, rather violently. While they landed in the sand, they still created a 10ft deep hole at the spot. Sepherion, being a god, was completely safe while Solluna broke several bones from the impact. All he could get out was a weak groan from the pain*
User avatar #33050 to #33049 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
You'll be fine. Lets see what we can find around here to play with.

Meanwhile..

Tabitha: Who took my brownie?! That was mine!
User avatar #33051 to #33050 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: Don't look at me! You know I hate brownies so much that every time I've tried one I've gagged.
User avatar #33052 to #33051 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Tossed the pan into the sink. I was really looking forward to that. We won't get another shipment for a few weeks. She sighed. Well we better go take our run for the day before get barked at or worse..
User avatar #33053 to #33052 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Terry: Wait, what time is it?
User avatar #33054 to #33053 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Eleven in the morning. Don't tell me her training is frying your brain too./
User avatar #33055 to #33054 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
We've been here for three weeks now! If it's this late we're gonna have to work double tomorrow regardless! Uuuuurgh! Let's just enjoy the day best we can I suppose...
User avatar #33056 to #33055 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: After the run. I'm not gonna wake up in bed like Vanny did.
User avatar #33057 to #33056 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Mind if I join you? I'd rather get some air than sitting around with the same newspaper that we got last week. I've read through it 9 times now
User avatar #33058 to #33057 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: You've really gotten bored without that game of yours huh? Come on, lets get a head start on it before we hear about it.
User avatar #33059 to #33058 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I forgot to bring any game! When I get home, the first thing I'll do is a week marathon where I try to speedrun as many games as possible!
User avatar #33060 to #33059 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: bapped the back of his head. You're gonna lose your eye sight to that stuff. Lets go! She hopped out of the house and onto the sand, already jogging along the line where the sane and grass met.
User avatar #33061 to #33060 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Terry jumped out the same window, riding on a lighting string... well, lied on. Terry looked like he was lying on a thin invisible table, being carried by the lightning*
When do you think we will get home?
User avatar #33062 to #33061 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Get off that now and actually use your legs. We may be demi-gods but we can still be barred from our powers if someone was smart enough.
User avatar #33063 to #33062 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I know, I know... I'm just so booooored!
User avatar #33064 to #33063 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabby: Well then actually run! If I make it back first then you're making me new brownies.
User avatar #33065 to #33064 - redictor ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
*Terry sighed and flipped himself in the air to land on the legs, jogging next to Tabitha*

meanwhile

Solluna: *groan* Sepherion... it hurts... so much...!
User avatar #33066 to #33065 - MRGamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Tabitha: Pushed him behind a small hill. Hold on, do you hear something?
#32648 - redictor ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
500 years had passed since Krystal and Roxanne had fused together to Purus in order to defeat Farin. The young TyphIosion had as punishment for striking down the two goddesses and proclaim himself as the new lord of darkness been cursed with not only an eternal life and immortallity, preventing him from dying to anything, but he had also been put on a 24/7/365 surveilience that reported everything he did, he was given a 10 feet tall body that rapidly regenerated any wounds so noone would be able to miss him and the two goddesses made sure to refresh the history lessons of what he did to all children in school and regular people that read history. They also made sure to portray Farin as a horrible monster as possible so people would hate him even more. They even went as far as to make it a mandatory grand test in every history class for the students to explain why Farin was such a monster, and all who disagreed failed the course automatically.

Farin still lived in the town he had burned during his first week under Roxanne's wing, and every time someone that wasn't his parents Red or Orchid, or his "ex-wife" Ruby, he was given stares. Some angry, some fearful, some mocking. For 500 years it had gone on. Farin wasn't allowed to defend himself just in case he would harm someone, no matter who it was or if it was or wasn't on purpose. People that had a rough day and noticed him walking down the street often took out their anger on him since because of how much of a "monster" he was, it was allowed by law that anyone, even newborn children, were allowed to beat him up without consequences.

This morning Farin was out to buy some groceries, despite Red and Orchid's protests in case he would get into trouble. On the way to the store he was approached by a few kids with sticks. Without a warning outside of a native war cry, the kids used their sticks to attack Farin's legs to force him down on the ground. This was their plan, but Farin managed to remain standing... until one of the kids attacked his crotch. Farin fell down on the ground in pain, the basket he had brought with him rolled a bit away and the kids pummeled away at the rest of his body. Noone stopped the kids and it took them 8 minutes to get tired of their pummeling and leave to do something else.

Farin's body healed up fully in a bout 20 seconds, slowly getting up and looked around for the basket. It had rolled to about 10 feet away from a baby carriage. As he walked over to pick it up, the baby's mother showed up, saw Farin get close to her child and called for the police. Farin got to just grab the basket before he was hit by an electric morph police's thunderbolt. He fell over and blacked out. Several hours later he woke up sitting on a chair in a small room with two chairs, one table, a single lightbulb and an iron door. Farin recognized this place, it was at the local police station where he was always taken when he would be interrogated.

After an hour of being talked down to by the interrogater, Farin was pushed out on the street again. The basket and money he had brought with him were confiscated by the police, as usual, and Farin headed back home again. He was spat at a few times, but just before he entered the hospital which was where he still lived, something unusual happened. A child of about 10 years of age walked up to him and said
"Hi! What's your name? Why are you so sad?"

Before Farin got to open his mouth, the child's mother pulled it away and scolded it, telling it to stay away from 'that monster'. The mother and the child walked away and Farin just stood still, staring at the child as it walked away. Even though it was only 9 words, someone had actually tried to care for him! He remained in that position for another 10 minutes before he finally headed up to his home.

Orchid: "Oh Farin! You're back! ...the basket?"
Farin: "Confiscated."
Orchid Sighed "Why this time?"
Farin: "A few kids beat me up with sticks, I went over to pick it up and I must've gotten a bit close to someone's child."
Orchid: "We told you we should've gone instead." She walked up to Farin and hugged him. "But no matter what happens, remember that we three do still care for you!"
Farin hugged back "I know mom... I know..."

MRGamer
User avatar #32528 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Far to the north-west from the city of Lanxton, there was an abandoned hospital where one soul resided. This soul was the culprit that had found Red's notes of Krystal's body. It was a western dragon anthro You need to login to view this link something like that, no muscles or armor tho. this is how his body looks without the patterns, also he's 9 feet tall with a rather unique scale pattern. His body was born white with a black pattern all over his body. img.alibaba.com/img/pb/169/252/614/614252169_729.jpg Because of these patterns, he was given the name Solluna.
He had been an apprentice under Red for 11 years when he found them, and rather than just handing them back, he got an idea on the spot. What if he showed just how good of a doctor he was by creating life with those notes before handing them back? It would show Red that he was able to create life thanks to Red's teachings, and if he could replicate the goddess' powers, the three demis would have a new friend to work along side with! He would kill two birds with one stone and be regarded as a genious!
Solluna had worked for years on this, creating a skeleton, muscles, brain, senses and skin. Outside a thunderstorm raged on, lightning strikes showing up every 5 seconds and the body was almost ready to be given life www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM couldn't resist :B
Solluna: " ******* weather... I hope this noise won't bother my creation..."
All he needed to do now was to inject the blood samples that Red had kept with the note into the bones and the body should in theory replicate the rest to fill the body with blood, giving itself life! Solluna's heart thumped fast as he injected the blood into the body's skeleton, took a step back and waited for the result

MRGamer
User avatar #32608 to #32528 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Roxanne: You have presented us with an affront. You may not have intended this but you have presented something that would challenge our ruling over this world. For it, you will pay dearly.

Krystal: And as for the impure child, "play time" is over. We must not let it back into the world.
User avatar #32609 to #32608 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Sepherion: "No! You bad guys will NOT stop me from having fun! Solluna promised we would play after we were done here and that's what I'm gonna do!" He rushed foward and shoved the goddesses to the side and grabbed one of Solluna's wings, ran through the doors, destroying them and flew out through the roof, the two flying off in the distance
User avatar #32610 to #32609 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Krystal: Hit the ground with an oomf. That bastard! Krystal stood back up chasing after them with a bolt of lightning charged. That was until, Roxanne grabbed her arm.

Roxanne: As much as I wanna see you fry someone, we can't do it right now. We have to talk to mom about this.
User avatar #32588 to #32528 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Bayonetta Soundtrack: Ithavoll Building - Lower Floors The air around the tower was different that evening. Without being told how or why, many feared the sudden stop of the rain. Person after person made their climb upwards to their goddess to inquire but none made it up far enough. However, the feeling of strangeness increased once "those two" walked in.
User avatar #32589 to #32588 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Solluna stepped through the entrance of Krystal's tower, smiling wide and looked at Sepherion that was still next to him "Look at you! You've grown up so fast! You look like you're 20 already! I'm so proud of you!"
User avatar #32590 to #32589 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
It's fortunate that I've had my clothes grow with me. After this I wish to play some more. To try out new games and to build with things.
User avatar #32591 to #32590 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Solluna: "I bet its because of your powers. They must've made your clothes grow with you." he giggled "Now I REALLY wonder how powerful you are. Anyway, the goddess is at the top of this tower, so lets head to the top!"
He happily walked up the stairs
User avatar #32592 to #32591 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Inside the top room...Krystal made out an emergency call to her sister. Something was coming her way and it's aura did not feel normal. It could have been the source of the voices they heard.
User avatar #32593 to #32592 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
An hour passed, and Sepherion reached the top of the tower and stood in front of the door to Krystal. A bit behind him, Solluna followed, panting from exhaustion
Solluna: "T-thank you... for using your powers to help me keep up... you look like you're 24 now!" he smiled "I've not forgotten by the way, after we've talked to the goddesses, we will play as much as you want."
User avatar #32594 to #32593 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Without a hand touching them, the twin doors opened themselves to Eden. The Twins stood on the other side waiting for them.

Roxanne: Is this really what we've been faced with? Someone who shines their coat? A pretty boy?

Krystal: Whomever this is isn't normal. We demand you tell us who you are. You will not be leaving us until you satisfy us.
User avatar #32595 to #32594 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Sepherion walked into Eden and with his powers closed the doors behind him, right in front of Solluna
Solluna: "H-hey! Sepherion! Let me in!"
Sepherion walked towards the two goddesses "I, am Sepherion."
User avatar #32596 to #32595 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Krystal: And you were the one sending us those messages in our heads, weren't you?

Roxanne: It had to be. He's not normal and the only other person to leave an unreachable mental broadcast is mother.

Krystal: Just what are you, Sepherion?
User avatar #32597 to #32596 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Sepherion: "I am the result of the notes of you Krystal. Your blood surge through my veins, which is what give me these powers. I wanted to meet the origin of my creation."
User avatar #32598 to #32597 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Krystal: Her face had turned to utter disgust. The notes from doctor Red?! You?!

Roxanne: I knew this would come back to bite you in the ass! You, hand those notes over so we can destroy them and then you. We're not having any more to threaten our positions.
User avatar #32599 to #32598 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Sepherion: "I knew you wouldn't take kindly to meeting me... but why destroy me? I haven't done anything! I just want to play! As for the notes, my creator has them, but not with him."
User avatar #32600 to #32599 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Krystal: You are not supposed to exist. Your flesh and bone are merely synthetic! You are using my own blood for the purpose to be called a god.

Roxanne: And what grown adult "god" plays still? With toys? You're not five years old!
User avatar #32601 to #32600 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Sepherion: "MY BODY WAS 5 YEARS OLD WHEN IT WAS CREATED TODAY!!!"
User avatar #32602 to #32601 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Krystal: You won't fool us nor could you, we're far older than you! We're going to have to put an end to you before you try to make this world your play thing. I want to see this so called other doctor as well so he can witness this.

Roxanne: I'm already on it. Roxanne flew passed them and pulled the doors open again. You! Get in here!
User avatar #32603 to #32602 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Solluna was panting at the side of the stairs, Sepherion's powers wearing off on him. Yet when Roxanne appeared and yelled at him, he managed to jump 5 feet in the air in shock
Solluna: "Y-y-yes of course!" He wobbled inside
Sepherion: "You may be older... but I had the exact same powers as you when my body was 5. Now it's 24, and my powers have naturally grown... you want to put an end to me to prevent me from having a childhood? I won't let that happen..."
User avatar #32604 to #32603 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Krystal: Silence yourself for a moment. The white goddess floated over to the doctor. You are the one responsible, are you not?
User avatar #32605 to #32604 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Solluna leans back a bit from having the two goddesses stare at him with such angry expressions "Y-y.y-yes... I c-created Sepherion. B-but I had reasons for it! H-he could help the demis out with the jobs and they would have a new friend!"
User avatar #32606 to #32605 - MRGamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Roxanne: Sighed. This is where the scientists forget themselves. Have we not made it clear that life is only to be made through procreation? This...this....thing! It has no soul! The mind behind it has sinned against us and will have to be made an example of. In fact I do believe I recognize this one. Studied under Red for awhile. I'm going to make sure he sees this as well.
User avatar #32607 to #32606 - redictor ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Solluna: "B-but i-it was also for d-doctor Red! I-I-I wanted to show him what his students were capable of from learning from him! I-I wanted t-to just do this t-to kill two birds with one stone a-and help society and show him how g-good his students are!"
Sepherion stood in the distance, perfectly able to hear everything, an angry expression grew on his face
User avatar #32550 to #32528 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
It is a fact I have and you should know this. A question about it is a waste of breath on your part.
User avatar #32551 to #32550 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "A person's allowed to think. You're right, i do know that. Now, can you fix the weather? Once you've done that we can head out... unless you want to teleport to them?"
User avatar #32552 to #32551 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should I change the weather? Is it not supposed to be as the divine twins made it?
User avatar #32553 to #32552 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "I just don't like to get wet from rain..."
User avatar #32554 to #32553 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
What if I do? What then?
User avatar #32555 to #32554 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "We can travel without worrying about getting wet"
User avatar #32556 to #32555 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
If they yell at me then I shall direct their anger to you. After all it was your request. He closed his eyes and with a thought changed it from raining to cloudy. That should suffice for you.
User avatar #32557 to #32556 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "Oh thank you, my son. Now, let's travel to the twins!" He picked up a hobostick and walked towards the door
User avatar #32558 to #32557 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Your son? Hardly. However, I agree we should get going. Our meeting shall be a historic day for everyone.
User avatar #32559 to #32558 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "But I created you... you're my technical son!"
User avatar #32560 to #32559 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
He sighed and walked out of the room to the front door. You were my basis for existence while I carry another's blood and genetic make up in the male gender. As far as I'm concerned she is sister, the female me in most regards.
User avatar #32561 to #32560 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "R-right... at least let me have some joy over having created yo--" he looked at Sepherion again "Are your powers the reason why you're growing so fast? You look like you're 10 years old now!"
User avatar #32562 to #32561 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
As I've said, an essential genetic copy of her. I would say that I'm aging to match them in body. My mind is already there.
User avatar #32563 to #32562 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "The question however is, since you were created a 5 year old, with same amount of power and knowledge... as you're growing up so rapidly, are your powers growing as well?"
User avatar #32564 to #32563 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Sepherion smirked. I almost feel capable of creating my own reality upon this one.
User avatar #32565 to #32564 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna smiled "You really ARE a god! The perfect creation! I wonder how strong you can become?"
User avatar #32566 to #32565 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
That is something you do not need to worry yourself with, nor something I can imagine your mind handling.
User avatar #32567 to #32566 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna hugged him again "We gotta go show them you!"
User avatar #32568 to #32567 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Indeed we will...<but for you...you will not fair so well. I may be only minutes old in a child's body but I know how they will react to how my creation came about.>
User avatar #32569 to #32568 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna and Sepherion walked towards Krystal's tower, Solluna marching with a happy grin
User avatar #32530 to #32528 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
A body was indeed forming within the space given to it. It started out slowly but the blood took the skeletal structure it was given as if it were still in the goddess' body. Unable to tell where it was it did it's job. Paws were formed starting with veins forming, muscle wrapping up around and then finally with flesh and grey fur. The process continued upwards across the rest of the body. It was horrifying yet miraculous to watch something so pure. In only a fifteen minutes did a full child's body form. Solluna had given birth to new life without seed or egg; a boy had been thrust into life born of another god's blood.
User avatar #32531 to #32530 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna just stared with a dumb grin at the body being created, carefully taking down notes every second he could. Once the body had finished, he threw up the clipboard he had used into the air, cheering loudly
Solluna: "I CREATED LIFE! I DID IT! I DIIIIIIIIIIIIID IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!" He ran over to the body and gave it a gentle pat on the chest "Can you hear me? Good morning!"
User avatar #32532 to #32531 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
It opened it's eyes a little to reveal his two differently colored eyes. Right side was red and the other blue. It's hair grew in and rested just at the base of his neck.

What is a good morning?
User avatar #32533 to #32532 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna laughed happily and gently lifted the child's upper body to give it a hug
Solluna: "You're alive! My own son!" He moved back and the two looked into each other's eyes, Solluna smiling. "I'm your dad, I created you. My name is Solluna. You are my son, your name is... Sepherion. Do you understand me, Sepherion?"
User avatar #32534 to #32533 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Still unsmiling he nodded.

What is it to "understand" a person?
User avatar #32535 to #32534 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "Well... um... it's a bit hard to describe in words... but before we do anything else, please hold your hands like this." He held his hands like a cup "And then imagine a ball of light appearing in there."
User avatar #32536 to #32535 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Do I have to? I do understand that even while I posses an intellect like that of the blood you made me from, I am still a child. I do not wish to work but to play and laugh.
User avatar #32537 to #32536 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "Wait, did you just... read my mind?" He grinned again "He has the powers of the goddesses! I'm a genious!" He turned back to him "Sure, we can play! A child need his childhood after all!"
User avatar #32538 to #32537 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
The mind of a god. I'm sure you well know my gender as a male.
User avatar #32539 to #32538 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "Of course I know, you're naked, I can see your crotch clear as day"
User avatar #32540 to #32539 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
With a sigh he summoned forth a simple shirt and shorts to cover him up.
User avatar #32541 to #32540 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: Walked over to a cupboard where he had a lot of board games that he had used to entertain himself when he was bored during the years "What do you wanna play Sepherion?"
User avatar #32542 to #32541 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
You really cannot go wrong with any game with a child like myself. However maybe I can eliminate choice for you and suggest checkers.
User avatar #32543 to #32542 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "Gladly!" He put a checkers board on a table and took a seat "Oh? Oh I'm sorry Sepherion, I only have one chair left after all the rather explosive failures I've had here over the years..."
User avatar #32544 to #32543 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
He brushed off the lack of a chair and sat on a cushion of air. That is not a concern to me.
User avatar #32545 to #32544 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "You really ARE a god!" he giggled "I'm so happy for you! Anyway, since it's your birthday, how about you go first?"
User avatar #32546 to #32545 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
He picked up a red piece and moved it forward with what seemed like hardly any thought.
User avatar #32547 to #32546 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna picked up a black piece and jumped it over one of his own pieces, then over the red one Sepherion had moved. He then moved the red piece to the side
Solluna: "You can read my mind and learn how this game works yes? Be warned though, I know every single strategy there is! Let's see if you can beat me in this!"

A few hours later and 700-0 to Sepherion, Solluna laid back on his chair
Solluna: "R-read my mind to come up with a strategy... you're a genious!"
User avatar #32548 to #32547 - MRGamer (08/24/2014) [-]
Nodded and agreed. Of course I am. However, I want to explore as well. Playing games and laughing is only half of my life. I need to see the world. I need...he stopped for a moment. I need to see the twins myself, the source of my creation.
User avatar #32549 to #32548 - redictor ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Solluna: "The twins? But, they live far off on opposite sides of the world... then again, we could go out on a little trip before i hand back the no-- hang on..." He stood next to Sepherion and studied him "Have you grown taller?"
#32384 - redictor ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
post here now

fjponythread
#33595 to #32384 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
tim4bed then
tim4bed then
User avatar #33596 to #33595 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
baibai
#33600 to #33599 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
Okay I gotta sleep for realz because I won't wake up on time again tomorrow
Okay I gotta sleep for realz because I won't wake up on time again tomorrow
User avatar #33601 to #33600 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
bed now
#33602 to #33601 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
&gt;Colossus Smash being removed for Fury in WoD   
						****					   
Guess I'll have to go Arms in WoD since Fury is starting to be bigger and bigger trainwreck that it was before
>Colossus Smash being removed for Fury in WoD
****
Guess I'll have to go Arms in WoD since Fury is starting to be bigger and bigger trainwreck that it was before
#33604 to #33603 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
Also I tried to get into a CM run
Turns out nobody wants melee DPS in CM runs
User avatar #33605 to #33604 - redictor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
god dammit it's wotlk all over again where you need friends to succeed
#33608 to #33605 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
&gt;Going back to tanking   
This is going to hurt
>Going back to tanking
This is going to hurt
User avatar #33609 to #33608 - redictor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
at least you still have hope, i was forced to give up in wrath
#33610 to #33609 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so
People want 9/9 gold in CMs already to enter any CMs
Anyway
I bed nao
User avatar #33611 to #33610 - redictor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
bai
#33607 to #33605 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0   
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
I just received this spreadsheet containing list of tank gear I need, what enchants and what gems to use if I want to get into CM before 6.0
docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Ag-uECpuFYI1dEhQcU41N3B5b3d1Z1FqWGt5Wkl3R1E&f=true&noheader=true&gid=10&pli=1
#33606 to #33605 - fjponythread (09/17/2014) [-]
idontneedit.gif
GOD DAMMIT IF I BUY IT, I;LL END UP WITH 2K GOLD
#33597 to #33596 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
I just hope that sFTP connection won't die overnight
#33580 to #33571 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
wod.wowhead.com/item=44230
This mount is going to cost 10k gold when 6.0 launches
User avatar #33581 to #33580 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
good thing i have it then
User avatar #33583 to #33581 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
Also legendary quest for the cloak is getting removed when WoD launches
User avatar #33584 to #33583 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
good thing you have it eh?
#33585 to #33584 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
37.187.110.110/
25 Eur for dedicated server well spend
cba to set up Quake I server atm
#33586 to #33585 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
sudden loudness
#33587 to #33586 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
37.187.110.110/files/index.php   
I no longer have to worry about my reaction pictures &amp; webms not being accessible on the go
37.187.110.110/files/index.php
I no longer have to worry about my reaction pictures & webms not being accessible on the go
User avatar #33588 to #33587 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
not clicking that
#33589 to #33588 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
Geez it's Php not sfw
User avatar #33590 to #33589 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #33592 to #33591 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
yay
#33593 to #33592 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
Ponythread Quake server up
quake.ponythread.com:26000
Wanna come?
User avatar #33594 to #33593 - redictor ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
i don't play quake
#33582 to #33581 - fjponythread (09/16/2014) [-]
I have yet to get it
#33546 to #32384 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
thereisnowaythisinstallationcanbackfire.gif
#33548 to #33547 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
Root granted
But the tablet has even more bloat
User avatar #33549 to #33548 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
:V
User avatar #33550 to #33549 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
You know what's worse?
It's a CHINESE bloat having access to root
User avatar #33551 to #33550 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
not sure how to react
User avatar #33552 to #33551 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
I was basically one inch away from being totally ******
#33554 to #33553 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
About to install Xposed Framework   
&quot;In some cases, your device might no longer boot after installing Xposed.&quot;   
I don't know how the stock recovery works for this tablet so if it ends up bricked I might be 						******
About to install Xposed Framework
"In some cases, your device might no longer boot after installing Xposed."
I don't know how the stock recovery works for this tablet so if it ends up bricked I might be ******
User avatar #33555 to #33554 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
then maybe not do it?
User avatar #33557 to #33556 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
**redictor baps**
#33565 to #33564 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
#33453 to #32384 - fjponythread (09/14/2014) [-]
It is normal that I usually go to the tavern in the old town, sit behind a table in a corner and spend like 3 hours eavesdropping/stalking people's RP sessions?
It is normal that I usually go to the tavern in the old town, sit behind a table in a corner and spend like 3 hours eavesdropping/stalking people's RP sessions?
User avatar #33455 to #33453 - redictor ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
gonna bed 4½-6h
#33457 to #33455 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
After trying to get used to Fury Warrior in PTR, I might be needing a new main because I failed horribly
After trying to get used to Fury Warrior in PTR, I might be needing a new main because I failed horribly
User avatar #33458 to #33457 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
i've changed main about... let's see... 4 times total. from first warrior to mage, to rogue, to hunter and finally to dk. you CAN change main, noone is preventing you from doing that, but i'd suggest you make your main the one you have the most fun with
#33459 to #33458 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
My breakfast consists of:
Pack of paprika flavored peanuts and beer
User avatar #33460 to #33459 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
mine was a pear and water
#33462 to #33460 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
I don't even know why I am leveling up another warrior when warriors are total trainwreck in WoD
Can Paladins use the DPS Plate heirlooms?

Also I REALLY wonder what will replace heroic strike
User avatar #33465 to #33464 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
They're all failed links :V
#33469 to #33466 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
I ****** up and all my heirlooms are gone
User avatar #33470 to #33469 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
wait what how
#33471 to #33470 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
&gt;Deleting Warr   
&gt;Sent the heirlooms to my main   
&gt;Logged in and checked inbox   
&gt;Accidentally pressed &quot;Return mail&quot;   
&gt;Heirlooms not on the paladin
>Deleting Warr
>Sent the heirlooms to my main
>Logged in and checked inbox
>Accidentally pressed "Return mail"
>Heirlooms not on the paladin
User avatar #33472 to #33471 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
poke blizz?
User avatar #33475 to #33474 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
of what?
#33476 to #33475 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
Dedicated server
Dunno why it didn't accept my card for the first time
User avatar #33477 to #33476 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
:V
#33544 to #33477 - fjponythread (09/15/2014) [-]
...huh
Want one?
User avatar #33545 to #33544 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #33468 to #33467 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
paying 11 bucks for it all
User avatar #33463 to #33462 - redictor ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
lol
yes, it's plate

dunno