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- Nah, its a small (Baby) huntsman. Wouldn't hurt a fly. Funnel …
Meanwhile in Australia
No, it's a funnel web. So venomous you die 10x just from seeing a picture.
Trust me, I'm a spiderologist, I've seen them before.
for real though, it's a small female huntsman like you said. However, I wouldn't say they wouldn't hurt a fly since flies are part of their diet.
Perhaps, but I'll be damned if the adult ones don't look horrifying.
It is an adult, just a small one. See it as a 160cm woman in a country where the average for women is 170cm.
Yeah... mhm... small....
Small for an australian huntsman.
unless I'm underestimating the size of the helmet
Huntsman spiders can be gigantic. The spider with the highest legspan is a the giant huntsman. Australia's huntsmen are quite a bit smaller, but still the largest pincer fang spiders on the continent.
90% of the spiders on earth are pincer fangs, scientific name Araneomorphae. Tarantulas are in the other 10%, same as funnel web spiders, but the australian huntsman is bigger than a sydney funnel web anyway. There are a few tarantulas in australia that are bigger than this, though.
You dont know if the spider's vegan or not, bigot
What if you bite the venomous object and still die?
Where do you think you are, Reddit?
They incapacitate the fly by pumping it full of neurotoxin. This makes for a point between where the toxins are inserted and the fly dying where it's completely unable to move. This makes them just before they die a vegetable so eating them is vegan.
- Oi mate. **** off with ya.
upset apathetic quickest...
I still have no idea what role the queen has in government
The Prime Minister works for her, she can disband Parliament, that sort of thing.
Mostly it all just sort of operates, technically "at her pleasure," and she tries not to get directly involved, sits around being a figure-head so no one panics that the government "isn't legitimate." That sort of thing.
Unlike us, over on this side of the Pond, in the Collonies, who apparently have some sort of spokespeople for mob rule, or something.
The Queen is the head of state/country, the Commonwealth and head/commander of the armed forces.
The King/Queen provides "royal assent", which essentially is the signature/stamp that allows bills/statutes to come into law so they can be enforced.
However, the King/Queen is not allowed to actually get involved in politics. She can't publicly voice opinions regarding the political parties nor get involved, in any shape or form, of drafting/writing/debate of any laws or changes to law. All she can do is essentially sign it into effect.
She also asks the head/leader ofthe winning political party (Conservative/Labour... ec cetra) to form a Government at the end of an election. Beyond this "tradition", nothing else to say about this.
The King/Queen also gives permission/approval to go to war (or any other military action).
Whilst the monarch does, in theory, hold power over the armed forces and the status of Government (able to disband the current Government and call for a new general election)... It has never, in hundreds of years (Queen Anne IIRC?) been used/exercised...
So in short, they sign documents/bills/statutes/acts into law... Nod their head at the current Government when asked permission to go to war (or use Military), act as ambassadors on behalf of the country and bring is money as an attraction to visit/tour the UK (in otherwords just London... which is its own mini country).
Essentially, the King/Queen is an actor with the right bloodline. With power that will never ever be used...
dont worry bro, we are exactly 31.627907 times better than them
- oh thats good then. haha
THE HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA
- **** i'm from tassie. Hope he didn't give us a bad name.
THE HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA
hard to give you an even worse name
Relax mate, he didn't make me think any less of youse than I and the rest of Australia already do.
oh thats good then. haha
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