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#94 - you were looking for it, and besides they do actually need peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on title +1
User avatar #98 - noket (04/11/2013) [-]
that makes sense
#6 - but is it the same as the desire to eat ice cream? one is tang…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Have some feels +1
User avatar #7 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
I guve up. You win. Happy?
#9 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
yep :D
#10 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
That smile makes me smile
User avatar #8 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
give*
#84 - the middle spoon  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on title 0
User avatar #93 - bleebloo (04/11/2013) [-]
They're probably gonna hire assassins to kill you now that you gave their shit away
User avatar #89 - noket (04/11/2013) [-]
took me about 10 seconds to find it.. is this bar really so secret?
User avatar #94 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
you were looking for it, and besides they do actually need people to find it, to make money ad stuff
User avatar #98 - noket (04/11/2013) [-]
that makes sense
#12 - no it is not, because Sean Connery is both. your deviance is a… 04/11/2013 on Fact about James Bond 0
#4 - a wish that can never be fulfilled cannot truly be called a desire  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Have some feels 0
User avatar #5 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
Let's say I grew up watching Marilyn Monroe films. I would almost certainly have a desire to meet her. One day I discover the internet and realize through google that she has been dead since long before I was born. I would still have had that desire to meet her.
User avatar #6 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
but is it the same as the desire to eat ice cream? one is tangible, the other is like fog in the sun
User avatar #7 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
I guve up. You win. Happy?
#9 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
yep :D
#10 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
That smile makes me smile
User avatar #8 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
give*
#47 - its just awesome, Its modeled after a prohibition era speakeas… 04/11/2013 on title +1
#45 - yeah, they have a mailing list that you can find if you go to …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on title +1
User avatar #61 - RamzaBeoulve (04/11/2013) [-]
What's the main website?
User avatar #84 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
the middle spoon
User avatar #93 - bleebloo (04/11/2013) [-]
They're probably gonna hire assassins to kill you now that you gave their shit away
User avatar #89 - noket (04/11/2013) [-]
took me about 10 seconds to find it.. is this bar really so secret?
User avatar #94 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
you were looking for it, and besides they do actually need people to find it, to make money ad stuff
User avatar #98 - noket (04/11/2013) [-]
that makes sense
#90 - it should be explained in the story, not as an optional gamepl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Fadding over the years -1
User avatar #91 - kaslin (04/11/2013) [-]
It was also in a book.
I forget which one.
But yea, it should have been explained in the story.
#19 - giant My little ponies... 04/11/2013 on all of my want +9
#57 - Sheldon, Jack sparrow (or Iron Man, white shirt red sweater) a… 04/11/2013 on Zombie team 0
#2 - Apathy cat feels no desires, only the long forlorn dreams of a…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Have some feels 0
User avatar #3 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
he wishes he was grumpy cat. to wish to be is the same as to desire to be. Is it not?
User avatar #4 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
a wish that can never be fulfilled cannot truly be called a desire
User avatar #5 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
Let's say I grew up watching Marilyn Monroe films. I would almost certainly have a desire to meet her. One day I discover the internet and realize through google that she has been dead since long before I was born. I would still have had that desire to meet her.
User avatar #6 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
but is it the same as the desire to eat ice cream? one is tangible, the other is like fog in the sun
User avatar #7 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
I guve up. You win. Happy?
#9 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
yep :D
#10 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
That smile makes me smile
User avatar #8 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2013) [-]
give*
#4 - you're no fun....but yes, it counts. 04/11/2013 on Les Canadians 0
#11 - Picture 04/11/2013 on Shrek is love +4
#102 - Wrong? its awesome! albeit a little unlikely. but **** … 04/11/2013 on Whitebeard 0
#1 - neat 04/11/2013 on Clean +2
#23 - Rouge Storm, **** yeah. Young Bull should be an o… 04/11/2013 on Wolf Time -1
#2 - Have you had actual maple syrup? have you worn toque to ke…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Les Canadians +21
#56 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
You're not Canadian. Where the fuck is your apology?
User avatar #63 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
sorry friend, but I am Canadian
#3 - amuzen (04/11/2013) [-]
I've had Canadian maple syrup but I had Canadian maple syrup in America to, I'm from Alaska so it's actually pretty warm here in BC than what I'm used to and I spell color as color still because it requires one less letter and all my tech is from the US due to it being cheaper there but I've lived here two years and I know about Vimy ridge and the canadian political system. does that count?
#5 - amuzen (04/11/2013) [-]
I shouldn't say I know about the canadian poltical system that's to vague I'm pretty sure no one knows all there is to know about the Canadian political system and everyone knows OF the Canadian political system, I should say I know the major Canadian Political parties and how much a tim bit costs.
#123 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Just stop trying to be Canadian when you're clearly not. You're American, get over it.
No amount of time in Canada will ever make you Canadian.
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#7 - amuzen (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah timmies is pretty fucking awesome I gotta say I think it's better than starbucks.
#13 - stallwallwriter (04/11/2013) [-]
I work at a timmies, we're like Starbucks except you don't have to use a bullshit system of sizes. And less expensive. And all the lattes are machine made.
Okay we're nothing like starbucks but that's why we're loved.

Anyway, you're free to consider yourself a Canadian as soon as:
a) You know who this guy is (also, I would recommend looking up Red Green.)
b) Your patiorism becomes self deprecation, yet you still get excited when Canada is mentioned beyond its borders.
c) You feel the need to be polite to everyone. Except Toronto. Fuck Toronto. Even If you live there, hate it just a little, then hate the one place more even more despised: Ottawa.
#20 - bulkheadshot (04/11/2013) [-]
I lived in Halifax NS for 2 years and when i was there i got to meet Bubbles. He high fived me. It was the greatest moment of my Canadian life.
User avatar #27 - iwanttousenumbers (04/11/2013) [-]
My grade 7 teacher went to school him.
User avatar #4 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
you're no fun....but yes, it counts.
#3 - Picture 04/11/2013 on Straya 0
#123 - The Hobbit, I can deal with this 04/11/2013 on OH SWEET BABY RAYS 0
#88 - I know, I'm just being picky, I've watched movies where a prof…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Whitebeard +2
#101 - flarenight (04/11/2013) [-]
whats wrong with a rabbit playing basketball?
User avatar #102 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
Wrong? its awesome! albeit a little unlikely. but fuck likely. THIS! IS! LOONEY TOONS!!!!
#4 - Sean Connery is always best Bond  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Fact about James Bond +9
User avatar #9 - xalidan (04/11/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I prefer Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez to James Bond?
User avatar #12 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
no it is not, because Sean Connery is both. your deviance is acceptable
#8 - ExorArgus (04/11/2013) [-]
That is a fact.
#84 - so he does have powers, magical gay devil powers.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Whitebeard 0
#87 - rockyshand (04/11/2013) [-]
It's animation, they are not bound by sciences. The world itself is magical, so who cares if one guy is that powerful?
User avatar #88 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
I know, I'm just being picky, I've watched movies where a professional athlete is recruited by beloved childhood cartoon characters to defeat evil martians who stole the abilities of other professional athletes of the same game. who were sent to earth to kidnap the cartoon characters to increase profits. so who am I to judge?
#101 - flarenight (04/11/2013) [-]
whats wrong with a rabbit playing basketball?
User avatar #102 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
Wrong? its awesome! albeit a little unlikely. but fuck likely. THIS! IS! LOONEY TOONS!!!!
#8 - it changes every week and its only open on the weekend, last w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on title +14
#91 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I live in Halifax.. Never heard of this.

What bar is it? Because I'm pretty interested
User avatar #97 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
its the middle spoon, its a bar and dessertery, with another bar, called Noble under it
#47 - how do they hold things? 04/11/2013 on Brony Awesomeness 0
#82 - but he wasn't magic or an alien or green with envy or somethin…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Whitebeard 0
User avatar #83 - imakejewburgers (04/11/2013) [-]
No, not really. When I say strongest I don't mean that he could lift the heaviest shit. The most powerful people in that world have powers that can help them fight longer and deflect and minimalize damage taken. He also had a devil fruit power that helped him fight. Also, the strong people in that world generally can take quite a beating. It isn't just him that could take things and fight through them like it hadn't even happened.
User avatar #84 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
so he does have powers, magical gay devil powers.
#87 - rockyshand (04/11/2013) [-]
It's animation, they are not bound by sciences. The world itself is magical, so who cares if one guy is that powerful?
User avatar #88 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
I know, I'm just being picky, I've watched movies where a professional athlete is recruited by beloved childhood cartoon characters to defeat evil martians who stole the abilities of other professional athletes of the same game. who were sent to earth to kidnap the cartoon characters to increase profits. so who am I to judge?
#101 - flarenight (04/11/2013) [-]
whats wrong with a rabbit playing basketball?
User avatar #102 - reddgreene (04/11/2013) [-]
Wrong? its awesome! albeit a little unlikely. but fuck likely. THIS! IS! LOONEY TOONS!!!!
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#1 - blartonfairweather (02/16/2013) [-]
What's up, mate?
#2 to #1 - reddgreene (02/17/2013) [-]
nothin....just chilling. You?
nothin....just chilling. You?
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah, well that is good.   
   
I am eating pancakes and watching that new movie Django.
Ah, well that is good.

I am eating pancakes and watching that new movie Django.
#4 to #3 - reddgreene (02/25/2013) [-]
any good?
any good?
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