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#30 - Destiny did more than say it was going to be an episodic shoot… 06/03/2015 on Gaymer Devs +2
#15 - Or this one 06/02/2015 on You will never be this awesome +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on You will never be this awesome 0
#15 - redblueyellow (06/02/2015) [-]
Or this one
#18 - We must not make things better for ourselves, but for the peop…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Our parents screwed us over +17
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#77 - marceau (06/01/2015) [-]
What I see being the best thing would be to create a future with choices. We can't nor should choose a future that would create a narrow path. With an open future, two things should happen (not necessarily will). One, they blow it and the next will have to figure out what to do with it or they will create a world for them that will hopefully be fluid enough to change with each generation.
#74 - brahdin (06/01/2015) [-]
then the daughter chopped down the tree for lumber for making rifle stocks and fuel for her fiery pitch death trap against the nuclear wasteland monsters in the not to distant future!
#85 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
As long as she got some use out of it.
#122 - I can see you are right. I admit the game lacks in certain asp… 05/16/2015 on EA's incredible character... 0
#67 - I am sorry for the misunderstanding. I meant to comment on OP'… 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +3
#66 - I did enjoy Skyrim very much and I think the free-roaming aspe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... 0
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#70 - sciencedebunk (05/15/2015) [-]
I've been doing the open world thing since Vanilla Everquest. A man can only jump up so many mountains looking for easter eggs and exploit so many awful leashed AIs before he starts to wonder why the industry considers it acceptable gameplay.

It's certainly not what I want out of my polished single-player experiences.
#46 - rude  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +5
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#130 - mautist (05/17/2015) [-]
fag
#43 - Have this to cheer you up  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +5
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#45 - mautist (05/15/2015) [-]
nope fuck off and stop being a nigger.
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#46 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
rude
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#130 - mautist (05/17/2015) [-]
fag
#40 - Did you even listen to any of the conversations between the ch…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/15/2015 on EA's incredible character... +43
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#108 - norkasthethird (05/16/2015) [-]
It's a single-player MMO.
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#98 - ompalomper (05/16/2015) [-]
i am sort of with him. the animations are in fact shit and by golly gee wilkers do i mean shit. the characters have no solidity so you constantly clip into shit, the effects on attacks fuck up way to often and in cut-scenes? especially when you do dialoge? some of the cheapest shit i have ever seen in a AAA. they make 3 second animations that they loop wich would be fine if you couldn't very clearly see then the animation resets. it's like someone tried o make a looping gif but slightly missed the perfect point. wouldn't even been hard to fix, just make sure that the animation overlaps with the first frame but nope.

then, although he doesn't mention that, there is the general gameplay.

hoo-lee shit. i have never seen shit this bad. it's like an mmo, go there, find X of Y repeat for points you fucking need to continue. fortuanatly i do them anyway since i am a side-quest freak but since they are infinet and have zero fucking impact on the game it felt entierly pointless. it carries no weight. had the requisitions actually done something i might hace felt motivated to do them but with no reward exept another useless inquisition point i got fucking exausted. then there is the combat. i don't fucking get just why the fuck they didn't bring back the first games combat. the second game was dogshit on vomit awful and felt like fucking easy mode the whole game. no reason to try just go in there and hold the attack button untill everything is dead. the first one actually allowed you to manage your team to a great extent and the skills where way better than the fucking trees the second and third has. and the characters. oh woe is me, the characters. i liked only the inner circle, varric (the only character that was actually characterised), cassandra, blackwall and slightly bull. all others where just unlikable and had so incomplete characters it just wasn't funny. i fucking get it, you don't like the "big hats". who the fuck is this old dude? why did he need that white wyvern heart potion? the fuck was all that!? i fucking get it, you are flamboyand and arrogant, do you actually have any more character for me? no? dammit. hi cole! oh, being weird again? ... if you say "bazingaa" im not even gonna be surprised.

and then the final stake through this abominations heart. the main story.

i have never, EVER, felt this uninvested in a story. it tries to make itself out as this great and looming threat that will destroy everything and that you are the sole beakon of hope who more or less single-handedly raises this small group into a great peace-keeping force able to rival nations but it only tells and doesn't show. there is no fucking change of the skyhold and it always feels like you have maybe 50 guys under your command. there are a shit-ton of really simple tweaks the game could have made to make it feel like you actually where the grand inquisitor of the inquisition army like even only showing me an army of thousands march under my banner, like showing me a sea of tents, practising battalions and choosing officers! this is where the requisitions could have made a difference! let me see my forces get the equipment they i fixed for them! let the requests get bigger as the army grows! but no, they didn't even bother ever rending more than maybe 24 guys in any one frame and then sitting there telling me "no there is a massive army doing battle against the enemy forces right now, can't you hear it in the distance?"

and lastly the way to the ending. holy fuck was it anti-climatic. the victories i won held no fucking weight and therefor it never felt like i accomplished shit and when the ending came there was no feeling of a grand victory, just a thought of "so when is the acctual climax coming?"

TL;DR DA:I was fucking horrible. i rate is worse than the second and it serves only to show us how the AAA industry has no reguard for the consumers andmade me truly give up on the current gaming industry.

fuck DA:I and all it stands for
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#83 - tehavatar (05/15/2015) [-]
Dragon Age Inquisition had alot of problems and alot of people didnt like it.
I liked it.
Just saying, this is a known thing dude.
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#122 - redblueyellow (05/16/2015) [-]
I can see you are right. I admit the game lacks in certain aspects, but I honeslty never encountered any of the bugs people describe here. I can understand people are going to hate the game if that happens over and over, but as I said, I rarely have super annoying bugs.

But thank you for pointing it out to me. I was not aware so many people hated this game with a passion.
#65 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
I HAVE.

She's a whiny little bitch that don't listen to you.
She is evil, arrogant, stuck-up and bitchy.
She hates people that think they are the best one and that everything they do is right and yet she is the same as them.


I wish i could murder her like i murdered the priest chick that somehow came back to life.
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#67 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
I am sorry for the misunderstanding. I meant to comment on OP's description, not Sera. I too cannot stand her attitude sometime. I agree with your third point completely
#62 - ocdrawer (05/15/2015) [-]
I liked dragon age: inquisition too, I was legitimately surprised, OP is just being a huge faggot.
#61 - sciencedebunk (05/15/2015) [-]
DA:I's parents are DA and DA2; it doesn't measure up.

Judging from your picture, I guess you like your buggy, free-roaming, jumping up mountains bullshit? For people who liked the first two games a lot more than Skyrim; DA:I was much less streamlined, much less fun to play.

Probably more important though, the storylines offered no moral dilemma. In DA you had large-scale choices between unification and genocide. DA2 was more linear, but at least it had good safety vs. freedom, power vs. cost plot lines going. DA:I just has a BEG you're not allowed to sympathize with and some edgy robin hood sub-plots that no one over 18 can muster a fuck about.

DA:I was a massive disappointment to people who wanted more DA and not some weird Skyrim hybrid with shit plot lines.
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#66 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
I did enjoy Skyrim very much and I think the free-roaming aspect in DA:I is very well done. Free roaming is what I enjoy most about rpg's, since it gives me the feeling of absolute freedom. If that means I can jump up a mountain, or simply use a horse, then I am content.

DAI does have less obvious choices than DAO. It didn't bother me that much though, since the choices DAI presents to me suit me just fine.

If you want more depth than most games can give you, go ahead, but you'll be dissapointed more often than if you open yourself up to other styles of play.
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#70 - sciencedebunk (05/15/2015) [-]
I've been doing the open world thing since Vanilla Everquest. A man can only jump up so many mountains looking for easter eggs and exploit so many awful leashed AIs before he starts to wonder why the industry considers it acceptable gameplay.

It's certainly not what I want out of my polished single-player experiences.
#42 - mautist (05/15/2015) [-]
Fuck off normalfag.
#43 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
Have this to cheer you up
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#45 - mautist (05/15/2015) [-]
nope fuck off and stop being a nigger.
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#46 - redblueyellow (05/15/2015) [-]
rude
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#130 - mautist (05/17/2015) [-]
fag