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#35 - Vader. Can sense organic life forms so they can't sn…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Choose Wisley +1
#60 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Terminator isn't organic (well not completely, he;s living flesh over metal endoskeleton so if he tore off all his skin Vader couldn't sense him?
#45 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
I think in this case the adamantium wud react kinda like the vibro swords in the starwars universe to make things at least some what fair
User avatar #78 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
I considered that, and that is a reasonable possibility, but then Vader could still force choke him.
#34 - I think keeping the lightsaber in one place long enough would …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Choose Wisley 0
#50 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
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The lightsaber still takes time to melt metal I.E Episode III. So while Vader is attempting to slice his spine, AND while his organs may not be keeping up with the damage they are at least making it take a lot longer than a normal person, Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease.

Pic related, everyone else's thoughts.
User avatar #77 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
So thats why Vader will just force chocke him or slash through him and be done with it.
User avatar #79 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
All of his bones are adamantium. Vader cannot slash through him without a lot of effort, as lightsabers do not cut metal, but rather they melt it.

Did the bold help? I'm not sure if you're special, don't know anything about wolverine, or just had a moment of extraordinary stupidity, but, I decided to make it clear.
#80 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
Lightsabers don't simply melt anything, they (simply said) fuck up atoms, which allows them to cut through stuff and due to the high temerature the sabers give of it looks like the shit they are cutting though is melting. So in that sense, he can fuck up the adamantium atoms, thus cutting through them.

I'd like to point out that you used the exact same argument as I did for which you called me stupid or "special". Your quote;

"Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease"

Cuts through anything with ease EXCEPT A LIGHTSABER. So again, I will repeat this for the fourth time; even if it takes a long time for Vader to cut through adamantium (assuming he can cut through it at all, since the marvel universe simply states "adamantium is indestructible" which makes it impossible to present enough arguments to prove this wrong), Vader can still force choke Wolverine and keep him at distance using the Force. He can then take his sweet time cutting through the adamantium he he feels it is necesarry.

Wolverine can also be decapitated, from which he can't regenerate. All his bones are coated in adamantium, yes, but intervertebral disc are not. So if these were to be hit by, lets say, a lightsaber, he would cut clean through wolverines neck, avoiding the adamantium and killing wolverine.

So I fucking hope you can understand this the first time because I'm not doing it again. I know enough about Wolverine for this argument, but clearly you don't know enough about the Star Wars universe.
User avatar #81 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Preface: I apologize for insulting you, I was pissed at something else, but it doesn't matter now.

Wolverine is capable of enough subcutaneous breathing to sustain life in a comatose state. This has been proven. Force choke is a no-go. he won't die. If Vader's within slicing distance, he's likely within slashing distance. And as said before by Professor Xavier himself, the head is capable of re-attatching. Besides, if this is pre soul injury, it's all a moot point anyway. He dies, fights azreal, and comes back. Post soul injury, he can die, though.
User avatar #82 - redblueyellow (07/26/2013) [-]
Then I also apologize for reacting the way I did.

Even if force choke won't kill him (I actually expected thst since I assumed his healing abilities would repair th damage done), Vader can still keep him at distance using the force. He can then use the force to throw his lightsaber or simply let it fly to wolverine doing the damage he wants to from a distance. I have found nothing that says Wolverine could withstand the Force.
I did indeed read that Wolverine's head can be re-attached, however, this is only the case if his head is close to his body. So the moment Vader would have cut his neck, he could fling the head away with the force so it wouldn't re-attach.

Honestly,about the pre soul injury or post, I'd have to go with post as you yourself say he is basically unbeatable with pre soul injury.
After doing a bit of research on Wolverine it all just seems as if he's ubeatable to the point of overpowered. He literally ha no weaknesses. Even Superman can be damaged and killed, but this just doesn't seem the case with Wolverine. Marvel overpowered him to the point that he can survive having his skeleton ripped out by Magneto.
Honestly, I still believe Vader could win through decapitation and Force, but since Wolverine is overpowered to the point that he can come back from the dead (althoug this does mean he was killed) I do not see how we can bring this discussion to a fruitful ending.
I still believe Wolverine can be killed, even if he then comes back from the dead. If you stick with the revival from death thing, I'm fine with that since then you at least admit little bit that Wolverine can at least in some way be killed. After that I don't care if he comes back.
User avatar #83 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Well even DeadPool dies, he is simply cursed with being unable to REMAIN dead.
Also, I see what you say, but if Wolverine were to sneak up on Vader... Also, if you like wolverine, check out the wolverine goes to hell comics.
#79 - The Dark Knight trilogy has been wrapped up. It had an ending.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #87 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You're right, I just spent a little time on google. I don't see what Nolan is doing involved in the movie if we're having a different actor do Batman, I don't want another Nolan Batman if we can't have Christian Bale. I'd rather have no Batman for another 10-15 years.
#78 - Christian Bale has announced he won't be doing Batman stuff an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #86 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I guess you're right. I looked into it and they're completely wiping the slate clean. I think that's retarded. Christian Bale is being an idiot and so is Cavel or whoever, trying to be selfish and make his own Batman so that people don't attribute Nolan over him. Those greedy cunts. I'd rather not have Batman in the movie than see another person play him for another 10, 15 years. Especially with Nolan back in the picture, is he just gonna make another of the same goddamn Batman with a different actor?
User avatar #102 - arbyworks (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm almost sure that Bale said he'd take up the cowl if Nolan approached him with a decent story on behalf of the new Justice League universe. Might be paraphrasing or interpreting an interview entirely differently, though.
User avatar #114 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I could've sworn he'd said that, too, but I couldn't find anything so I assumed I misread.
#69 - This Batman is great, I agree, but cannot be merged with the u…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #72 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You're missing what this post is saying. Nolan said he wouldn't make anymore Batman movies. Christian Bale said he didn't want to play Batman with anyone but Nolan in charge. Nolan is now in charge. Bale now agrees to Batman. And I don't see what makes him unfit for a Justice League - what, he's too old?
User avatar #79 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
The Dark Knight trilogy has been wrapped up. It had an ending. Nolan isn't directing the Man of Steel films. So even if Bale would come back if Nolan was involved, Nolan would have to direct hte film, which he isn't doing.

I think a new Batman, like a new Hulk for the Avengers, will work out well. This way they have more freedom to create a Batman that will fit in better with the other members of the Justice League.
User avatar #87 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You're right, I just spent a little time on google. I don't see what Nolan is doing involved in the movie if we're having a different actor do Batman, I don't want another Nolan Batman if we can't have Christian Bale. I'd rather have no Batman for another 10-15 years.
#66 - I meant a different actorplaying Batman. If that was not clear…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #71 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
What's wrong with Bale? I could see having Joseph Gordon Levitt playing Batman or Robin or Nightwing for continuity's sake, but to just recast Batman altogther seems extremely unnecessary.
User avatar #78 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
Christian Bale has announced he won't be doing Batman stuff anymore. He was a great Batman and The Batman for most people, but he isn't going to be playing Batman anymore. That is why Batman has to be recast.
User avatar #86 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I guess you're right. I looked into it and they're completely wiping the slate clean. I think that's retarded. Christian Bale is being an idiot and so is Cavel or whoever, trying to be selfish and make his own Batman so that people don't attribute Nolan over him. Those greedy cunts. I'd rather not have Batman in the movie than see another person play him for another 10, 15 years. Especially with Nolan back in the picture, is he just gonna make another of the same goddamn Batman with a different actor?
User avatar #102 - arbyworks (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm almost sure that Bale said he'd take up the cowl if Nolan approached him with a decent story on behalf of the new Justice League universe. Might be paraphrasing or interpreting an interview entirely differently, though.
User avatar #114 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I could've sworn he'd said that, too, but I couldn't find anything so I assumed I misread.
#64 - I hope they do. A Flash film is scheduled for 2015 and pitchin… 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself +1
#31 - I don't think having a new Batman is going to suck. I think it…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself +4
User avatar #38 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
Why would we want a different Batman? There's only one Batman, and it's the same Batman. Are we going to have a new Superman too who isn't linked to Man of Steel?
User avatar #66 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
I meant a different actorplaying Batman. If that was not clear, I apologize.
User avatar #71 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
What's wrong with Bale? I could see having Joseph Gordon Levitt playing Batman or Robin or Nightwing for continuity's sake, but to just recast Batman altogther seems extremely unnecessary.
User avatar #78 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
Christian Bale has announced he won't be doing Batman stuff anymore. He was a great Batman and The Batman for most people, but he isn't going to be playing Batman anymore. That is why Batman has to be recast.
User avatar #86 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I guess you're right. I looked into it and they're completely wiping the slate clean. I think that's retarded. Christian Bale is being an idiot and so is Cavel or whoever, trying to be selfish and make his own Batman so that people don't attribute Nolan over him. Those greedy cunts. I'd rather not have Batman in the movie than see another person play him for another 10, 15 years. Especially with Nolan back in the picture, is he just gonna make another of the same goddamn Batman with a different actor?
User avatar #102 - arbyworks (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm almost sure that Bale said he'd take up the cowl if Nolan approached him with a decent story on behalf of the new Justice League universe. Might be paraphrasing or interpreting an interview entirely differently, though.
User avatar #114 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
I could've sworn he'd said that, too, but I couldn't find anything so I assumed I misread.
User avatar #41 - rhpsauce (07/23/2013) [-]
Christopher Nolan's Batman has been confirmed to be a different universe to Man of Steel. The reason for a new Batman is to show A it isn't the same universe and B it's to let the fans have a more comic book like Batman, less realistic but more stubborn and dark in nature.

Man of Steel is building towards the JLA movie, Nolan trilogy wasn't so we need a new Batman not Superman so the JLA movie can be made
User avatar #42 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
They said it was a different universe before, but that can be taken back. It's not like anything in that universe stops this one from existing in it. We already have a kickass Batman, and it's too early to reboot the series again. Nolan's Batman was awesome, and the reason he was awesome is because he was realistic.
User avatar #43 - rhpsauce (07/23/2013) [-]
Being as Batman retired and Robin took up the cowl in his place we won't be getting the same Batman if the Nolan trilogy merged with the upcoming JLA universe, it's not a reboot it's just a team up. I say they don't want another Hawkeye Black Widow thing where they appear out of nowhere especially with a huge money maker like Batman. The Batman was great because he was realistic but Batman is great inside the comics as well and i definitely want to see a Batman from the comics on the big screen.
User avatar #45 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
It's unnecessary. We already have a great Batman, and to make a new Batman this soon after would be a bad bad move. But no, comic book zealots each have their own specific ideas on how the movies should be and want everything to go exactly their way. I just read a long article about some dude bitching about all the movies this year, and it pisses me off how arrogant some people are.
User avatar #69 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
This Batman is great, I agree, but cannot be merged with the upcoming Justice League movie since Christian Bale said he quits as Batman. So it would be weird to have the exact same Batman in the JLA movie, but with a different actor. I hope they make him look more like the comic book version, as it will fit in well in the whole movie.
User avatar #72 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You're missing what this post is saying. Nolan said he wouldn't make anymore Batman movies. Christian Bale said he didn't want to play Batman with anyone but Nolan in charge. Nolan is now in charge. Bale now agrees to Batman. And I don't see what makes him unfit for a Justice League - what, he's too old?
User avatar #79 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
The Dark Knight trilogy has been wrapped up. It had an ending. Nolan isn't directing the Man of Steel films. So even if Bale would come back if Nolan was involved, Nolan would have to direct hte film, which he isn't doing.

I think a new Batman, like a new Hulk for the Avengers, will work out well. This way they have more freedom to create a Batman that will fit in better with the other members of the Justice League.
User avatar #87 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You're right, I just spent a little time on google. I don't see what Nolan is doing involved in the movie if we're having a different actor do Batman, I don't want another Nolan Batman if we can't have Christian Bale. I'd rather have no Batman for another 10-15 years.
User avatar #46 - rhpsauce (07/23/2013) [-]
Personally I want everyone to get their tongues out of Batman's ass, he's good but if someone put as much effort in to a Green Lantern movie or any other hero they would be just as successful.

I don't really care what happens next because it will always involve Batman, I just think that they are doing this to save time, money and effort to make a JLA movie that doesn't have Nolan's mark on it fro the begining
User avatar #47 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
Nolan's only mark will be on Batman, and I think that's fair since he created his own version of Batman. Why is it okay for comic book writers to change characters over time, but when a director does it, they get flamed? How long did Wolverine go without a nose because of one asshole?
User avatar #50 - rhpsauce (07/23/2013) [-]
It is pretty stupid but there's nothing we can do but give our opinions on the matters just to watch them get ignored half the time
User avatar #32 - redstonealchemist (07/23/2013) [-]
what if they plan to do the justice league in the same way they did the avengers?
User avatar #64 - redblueyellow (07/23/2013) [-]
I hope they do. A Flash film is scheduled for 2015 and pitching Henry Cavill Superman and a new Batman against each other would be the perfect way to introduce a new face for Batman for the Justice League movie. This way we don't have to go over the Dark Knights origins story all over again and he already has a connection with Superman.

So like the Avengers that had Nick Fury, Batman and Superman could bring the Justice League together.

Marvel used different movies for each hero to introduce them, but Batman doesn't need another full movie to do that. So they put him in the Man of Steel film. I think it's a good decision.
#160 - Most bats are gay and there are a shotload of bats. Only if …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Complete obliteration of... +2
#177 - zanea (07/22/2013) [-]
I always thought the Spartans reproduced asexually i.e. new Spartans would simply bud from another Spartans bicep. pic related its what budded from my bicep
#15 - This is gonna be good. 07/21/2013 on Superman/Batman movie... +1
#6 - You could see it coming but still a good story.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Worth The Read +189
#29 - doctoryou (07/21/2013) [-]
This picture makes me physically uncomfortable
#27 - daentraya (07/21/2013) [-]
For some reason, it's odd to see someone post something i edited
#121 - PadreRasta (07/22/2013) [-]
I know that feeling.
It's like seeing someone fucking your children.
pic unrelated
User avatar #132 - zenler (07/22/2013) [-]
sauce:

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#9 - xlxluckyjoexlx (07/21/2013) [-]
I think i've internetted for too long. I expected her to either jump or the kid to push her in to get her out of his way.
#2 - Picture 07/20/2013 on Beautiful Glacier National... 0
#275 - The Order of the Phoenix. They still had some members there wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +1
User avatar #276 - doodogger (07/21/2013) [-]
Thanks all my questions are answered.
#273 - Because Dumbledore knew he would die anyway (because of a curs…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… 0
User avatar #274 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
A double agent for what, now that Dumbledore is gone?
User avatar #275 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
The Order of the Phoenix. They still had some members there who could use the information about where Voldemort was and would be.
User avatar #276 - doodogger (07/21/2013) [-]
Thanks all my questions are answered.
#271 - Dumbledore would've died anyway, it was just to stay in charac…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… 0
User avatar #272 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
Why would Dumbledore want Snape to kill him?

Hey dude, kill me.

ok.
User avatar #273 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
Because Dumbledore knew he would die anyway (because of a curse he got when getting one of the horcruxes) and if he let Snape kill him in front of Voldemorts eyes, Snape would basically be employee of the month forever and gain an unlimited amount of trust from Voldemort. This would secure Snape's position in Voldemorts group allowing him to continue his work as a double spy.

But I don't know of Dumbledore counted on harry seeing the whole thing happen.
User avatar #274 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
A double agent for what, now that Dumbledore is gone?
User avatar #275 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
The Order of the Phoenix. They still had some members there who could use the information about where Voldemort was and would be.
User avatar #276 - doodogger (07/21/2013) [-]
Thanks all my questions are answered.
#218 - Anytime man 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… 0
#6 - I agree. I don't find her attractive at all. And something abo… 07/18/2013 on Heroes then and now +5
#214 - They realized that all the **** he did through th…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +1
User avatar #258 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Snape killed Dumbledore and everyone loves him?
User avatar #271 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
Dumbledore would've died anyway, it was just to stay in character. And Harry didn't know Snape was ordered by Dumbledore to kill him.
User avatar #272 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
Why would Dumbledore want Snape to kill him?

Hey dude, kill me.

ok.
User avatar #273 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
Because Dumbledore knew he would die anyway (because of a curse he got when getting one of the horcruxes) and if he let Snape kill him in front of Voldemorts eyes, Snape would basically be employee of the month forever and gain an unlimited amount of trust from Voldemort. This would secure Snape's position in Voldemorts group allowing him to continue his work as a double spy.

But I don't know of Dumbledore counted on harry seeing the whole thing happen.
User avatar #274 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
A double agent for what, now that Dumbledore is gone?
User avatar #275 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
The Order of the Phoenix. They still had some members there who could use the information about where Voldemort was and would be.
User avatar #276 - doodogger (07/21/2013) [-]
Thanks all my questions are answered.
User avatar #216 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#218 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
Anytime man
#4 - Agreed. Wonder woman is good looking, but I wouldn't want to g…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Heroes then and now +8
User avatar #5 - ducksarekawaii (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't really find Megan Fox all that attractive myself, but she just doesn't suit the role. I don't know who would but she really doesn't.
#46 - mojusk (07/18/2013) [-]
Keira Knightley maybe?
User avatar #6 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
I agree. I don't find her attractive at all. And something about her makes me believe she isn't fit for the role. I also can't think of someone who can fill the role, but I hope it's not Megan Fox.
#206 - Sorry, forgot to tell that. He was crazy in love with Lilly wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +2
User avatar #263 - hates (07/18/2013) [-]
It always amazes me to think about how well Snape hid his hatred for Voldemort, when he was one of Voldemort's highest ranking people
User avatar #213 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Why did they end up loving him at the end?
User avatar #236 - sabcy (07/18/2013) [-]
he gets killed and harry lives his memories, showing his entire life of keeping everyone safe.
#201 - Snape is basically a dick throughout all of the books and we d…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap… +3
User avatar #239 - theroflcer (07/18/2013) [-]
Maybe I look to far into things, but he always did have Harry's back.

1st film we know he was trying to chant a spell to save Harry from his own broomstick.

3rd film, he finds them in the shrieking shack, which sorta indicates that he was following them, also when Lupin turned into a wear wolf, he used himself as a human shield.

4th, both him and Dumbledor went after mad-eye when he took away Harry.

5th, he was obviously in the Order of the Phoenix, and he clearly was not on Um bridges side when she came in.
User avatar #222 - daniboyi (07/18/2013) [-]
'because they did break alot of rules and shit.'
Yeah. You know to save the school, the world and all that crap right? Nothing really important, but I think it should be a minor thing to look into.
User avatar #202 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Why would he side with Voldemort and other bad shit for Harry's mom?
User avatar #206 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, forgot to tell that. He was crazy in love with Lilly when they were both student at Hogwarts (after that he continued to love her). And while Snape seems an asshole in the present time, it turns out Harry's dad James was a total dickhead. He bullied Snape for no reason other than that he was a bit of a nerd type. That's also where Snape's hate for Harry comes from. Under normal circumstances, Snape hates harry because he is almost the same as his James. But when Harry is in a life threatening situation, Snape helps him because in the end he loved/loves lilly too much to let her son die.

But the siding with Voldemort thing comes from his love for Lilly. Voldy killed Lilly (snape even held her in his arms shortly after she died), so he has a huge hatred for the dark lord because he killed the love of his life. So snape works as sort of a double agent for Dumbledore all those years hoping to someday kill voldemort.

If you have any further questions feel free to ask. I get the idea you haven't read the books so I will be happy to answer any of the question you might have.
User avatar #263 - hates (07/18/2013) [-]
It always amazes me to think about how well Snape hid his hatred for Voldemort, when he was one of Voldemort's highest ranking people
User avatar #213 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Why did they end up loving him at the end?
User avatar #236 - sabcy (07/18/2013) [-]
he gets killed and harry lives his memories, showing his entire life of keeping everyone safe.
User avatar #204 - tonkkax (07/18/2013) [-]
Because snape was in love with Harry's Mom and Harry's dad James beat him to it.
User avatar #207 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
So he sided with Voldemort?
User avatar #208 - tonkkax (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah because fuck that bitch.

Later Dumbledore confronted snape when he was younger and on Voldemorts side. I don't exactly remember how it went but Snape made a deal with Dumbledore that he will become a teacher in Hogwarts so he doesn't have to go to prison for his Voldemort stuff. or something.
User avatar #210 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Snape was really powerful and smart with teaching/magic I guess, so Dumbledore wanted that used for good?

Why did they end up loving him at the end?
User avatar #214 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
They realized that all the shit he did through the years was actually for a much greater good. So they forgave him. And Harry realized his father had been a total douchebag to snape, so then he realized why snape had been a bit a dick to him. He now knew snape didn't really hate him, but his dad for fucking up his love life. Although snape did hate harry a little bit because in his eyes it was Harry's fault Lilly died, because voldemort came to kill harry, but killed Lilly in the process. This is also the reason why Snape hates Neville, because Neville could also have been the chosen one. So if neville had been the chosen one, voldemort would've killed him and thus Lily would have been spared.
User avatar #258 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Snape killed Dumbledore and everyone loves him?
User avatar #271 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
Dumbledore would've died anyway, it was just to stay in character. And Harry didn't know Snape was ordered by Dumbledore to kill him.
User avatar #272 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
Why would Dumbledore want Snape to kill him?

Hey dude, kill me.

ok.
User avatar #273 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
Because Dumbledore knew he would die anyway (because of a curse he got when getting one of the horcruxes) and if he let Snape kill him in front of Voldemorts eyes, Snape would basically be employee of the month forever and gain an unlimited amount of trust from Voldemort. This would secure Snape's position in Voldemorts group allowing him to continue his work as a double spy.

But I don't know of Dumbledore counted on harry seeing the whole thing happen.
User avatar #274 - doodogger (07/20/2013) [-]
A double agent for what, now that Dumbledore is gone?
User avatar #275 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
The Order of the Phoenix. They still had some members there who could use the information about where Voldemort was and would be.
User avatar #276 - doodogger (07/21/2013) [-]
Thanks all my questions are answered.
User avatar #216 - doodogger (07/18/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#218 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
Anytime man
User avatar #212 - tonkkax (07/18/2013) [-]
redblueyellow will tell you this, i don't remember.
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#113 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #72 - Mahazama (07/18/2013) [-]
Because you've seen Sherlock Holmes (BBC).
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User avatar #18 - jetanotheranon (11/23/2012) [-]
Got a list of the mods up put on your skyrim?

i want to test my 670
User avatar #19 to #18 - redblueyellow (11/23/2012) [-]
I´m sorry, but this isn´t my skyrim. It´s just a picture I found on the internet. I wish I could help you. I do know alot of people in the comment section posted links to several mods.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jetanotheranon (11/23/2012) [-]
Bummer
#15 - hasselaar (06/17/2012) [-]
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
User avatar #17 to #15 - redblueyellow (06/17/2012) [-]
En fking saved
User avatar #16 to #15 - redblueyellow (06/17/2012) [-]
Ben net klaar met kijken! Aflevering was echt vet. Wel kut dat Lin haar bending kwijt is. Maar motherfocking Iroh komt met een heel leger. Facking baas! Dezelfde stemacteur als Zuko ook.
#13 - hasselaar (05/30/2012) [-]
Nerdgasm?
Nerdgasm.
#10 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
Hey, do I need to hit you with a car before you go on a date with me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - redblueyellow (05/28/2012) [-]
Are you an aribender? 'Cause you are fly!
#12 to #11 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
are you an earthbender, cause your moving something hard in my pants.
User avatar #2 - trollsinmycloset (12/11/2011) [-]
Good work my minion. You have pleased me quite a bit. It does not matter if her 'talent' and 'emotion' are no longer a part of her then that does not matter. Be sure to grab Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner as well. We could use their fan bases to 'capture' more members.

As for the spy, good job, but work quickly. We do not want this spy to spread the word about what we were up to, now do we?

I apologize for not being easy to reach, as I do not frequent this site very often. I shall make note to check it every day. What I do use more often is Skype or MSN. I tend to use these forms of communication daily. As well as websites other than this one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - redblueyellow (12/12/2011) [-]
I shall collect their souls master.

Master, I have important news. I have discovered our spy. I was horrified to find out, but not completely surprised. It was none other then one of ou own, one among the council: Ron Weasley.
What should I do with him, my master?
User avatar #4 to #3 - trollsinmycloset (12/14/2011) [-]
Good job my loyal Soul Taker. I have found that I can rely on you quite well these days. You have done well.

As for Ron Weasley, the council shall seek to confront him on this matter. Shall the council feel that punishment is necessary, they shall do as they see fit. If he was only spying to learn information, that will be fine, he will never leave the organization with that information... But if he had been spying with the intent of spreading information about the inner workings of the cult, then he shall be taken care of.

Go forth, my pet. Make me proud. >:)
User avatar #5 to #4 - redblueyellow (12/19/2011) [-]
Master, I started my hunt for he who is called Taylor Lautner. However, due to leaked information, he knew I was coming, so he fled to Peru. It is quite difficult to locate him here, for he has hid himself between the alpaca's. It is quite a challenge to keep him apart from these animals. However, I will catch him, do not worry. I will not fail.

What is the progress in the Weasly case, my lord?
User avatar #6 to #5 - trollsinmycloset (12/23/2011) [-]
Weasley has been found guilty of betraying the High Counsel. He is to be stripped of his honour and his position. He will be confined in our dungeons for some time while we repair for a memory re-write and a reassignment of his talents.

As for Taylor Lautner, keep going strong my pet. I know that you are the only one who can accomplish this task. *kisses cheek* I trust you will use your enthusiasm at my pleased disposition to work towards completing your assignments. Be quick my pet. :)
User avatar #1 - trollsinmycloset (12/06/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, my minion. I am quite pleased. While cleansing a soul is difficult, I am required to know how to perform such a task for my post as Soul Keeper.
One day, when you are more experienced and well trained, you shall learn this technique as well.
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