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#56 - The Blades were complete asshats in Skyrim. They couldn't do … 07/29/2013 on Clairvoyance +11
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on The 5 step Bully god +142
#31 - timesmath (07/30/2013) [-]
#387 - Dragonforce Goku (Raging Blast 2) Superman (Man of Ste… 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? 0
#4 - Do you think the Justice League members to this with Batman's … 07/28/2013 on Titans +3
#48 - Netherlands those are the stoners. They are alright. … 07/28/2013 on Polandball High 0
#2 - Awesome 07/28/2013 on This is how you wedding 0
#16 - This is how it should be done because people will listen to th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on French femenism +40
#311 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#122 - Swinging my lightsaber while ridin a dinosaur with Oprah, I'm … 07/27/2013 on Game 0
#120 - **redblueyellow rolls 193**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Game 0
#122 - redblueyellow (07/27/2013) [-]
Swinging my lightsaber while ridin a dinosaur with Oprah, I'm cool with that.
#30 - Good story overall and a nice ending. 07/27/2013 on High School Reunion +2
#5 - And chicks dig the extra fuz. 07/27/2013 on Regeneration +2
#18 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Pls 0
#210 - Happy Birthday dude 07/26/2013 on Birthday request 0
#209 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Birthday request 0
#82 - Then I also apologize for reacting the way I did. Ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Choose Wisley 0
User avatar #83 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Well even DeadPool dies, he is simply cursed with being unable to REMAIN dead.
Also, I see what you say, but if Wolverine were to sneak up on Vader... Also, if you like wolverine, check out the wolverine goes to hell comics.
#71 - Okay then I understood correctly. However, I then do … 07/25/2013 on /pol/ 0
#68 - I understand your point about being a decent human being. Howe…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on /pol/ +2
User avatar #69 - RoyalNightmare (07/25/2013) [-]
I thank you for your courtesy. The protection argument I was making, was that just like women, men are afraid of the unknown. Muggings, for example. I was saying that men/women don't carry guns for shits and giggles, and that it was most likely for protection. I'm not saying all men are muggers, because we know that's not true. But what is true, is that enough people are muggers for both men AND women to feel the need to protect themselves. (Carried weapon/pepper spray/etc).

I'm not saying only women expect people to be decent, or that only women have to worry about rapes and muggings and whatnot. I was trying to say that we have a reason to have these cautions, as well as pointing out that we aren't the only ones, since men clearly share the same cautions.
User avatar #71 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
Okay then I understood correctly.

However, I then do not get why you bring up these arguments here, for this post. To me, your arguments seem ike they are not really in favor of the feminist the post describes, but rather for all decent people. I understand your need to defend the feminist believes, but that is not needed here. This post merely makes fun of the overly hard-core feminist whom no one takes very seriously. I admit I liked this post because it was aimed at those zealously feminists and I do not like that group because they make me feel as if I'm wrong for just being a man.
However, the group you most likely want to defend, the normal decent feminists, is not ridiculed here. That is mainly why I didn't understand your arguments at first, because you were (I think) defending the decent feminists, while those are not adressed here.

If you are such a feminist (the decent ones) then I understand that you want to post your initial argument to defend your beliefs. However, it is not needed here because that group is not the subject of this joke. The people on this site that do not realize that are not worth the trouble of convincing them.
#58 - Did he just use logic on women...and succeed? 07/25/2013 on /pol/ +7
#80 - Lightsabers don't simply melt anything, they (simply said) …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Choose Wisley 0
User avatar #81 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Preface: I apologize for insulting you, I was pissed at something else, but it doesn't matter now.

Wolverine is capable of enough subcutaneous breathing to sustain life in a comatose state. This has been proven. Force choke is a no-go. he won't die. If Vader's within slicing distance, he's likely within slashing distance. And as said before by Professor Xavier himself, the head is capable of re-attatching. Besides, if this is pre soul injury, it's all a moot point anyway. He dies, fights azreal, and comes back. Post soul injury, he can die, though.
User avatar #82 - redblueyellow (07/26/2013) [-]
Then I also apologize for reacting the way I did.

Even if force choke won't kill him (I actually expected thst since I assumed his healing abilities would repair th damage done), Vader can still keep him at distance using the force. He can then use the force to throw his lightsaber or simply let it fly to wolverine doing the damage he wants to from a distance. I have found nothing that says Wolverine could withstand the Force.
I did indeed read that Wolverine's head can be re-attached, however, this is only the case if his head is close to his body. So the moment Vader would have cut his neck, he could fling the head away with the force so it wouldn't re-attach.

Honestly,about the pre soul injury or post, I'd have to go with post as you yourself say he is basically unbeatable with pre soul injury.
After doing a bit of research on Wolverine it all just seems as if he's ubeatable to the point of overpowered. He literally ha no weaknesses. Even Superman can be damaged and killed, but this just doesn't seem the case with Wolverine. Marvel overpowered him to the point that he can survive having his skeleton ripped out by Magneto.
Honestly, I still believe Vader could win through decapitation and Force, but since Wolverine is overpowered to the point that he can come back from the dead (althoug this does mean he was killed) I do not see how we can bring this discussion to a fruitful ending.
I still believe Wolverine can be killed, even if he then comes back from the dead. If you stick with the revival from death thing, I'm fine with that since then you at least admit little bit that Wolverine can at least in some way be killed. After that I don't care if he comes back.
User avatar #83 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Well even DeadPool dies, he is simply cursed with being unable to REMAIN dead.
Also, I see what you say, but if Wolverine were to sneak up on Vader... Also, if you like wolverine, check out the wolverine goes to hell comics.
#31 - You must be fun at parties 07/25/2013 on Oh the humanity +2
#78 - I considered that, and that is a reasonable possibility, but t… 07/25/2013 on Choose Wisley 0
#77 - So thats why Vader will just force chocke him or slash through…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Choose Wisley 0
User avatar #79 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
All of his bones are adamantium. Vader cannot slash through him without a lot of effort, as lightsabers do not cut metal, but rather they melt it.

Did the bold help? I'm not sure if you're special, don't know anything about wolverine, or just had a moment of extraordinary stupidity, but, I decided to make it clear.
#80 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
Lightsabers don't simply melt anything, they (simply said) fuck up atoms, which allows them to cut through stuff and due to the high temerature the sabers give of it looks like the shit they are cutting though is melting. So in that sense, he can fuck up the adamantium atoms, thus cutting through them.

I'd like to point out that you used the exact same argument as I did for which you called me stupid or "special". Your quote;

"Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease"

Cuts through anything with ease EXCEPT A LIGHTSABER. So again, I will repeat this for the fourth time; even if it takes a long time for Vader to cut through adamantium (assuming he can cut through it at all, since the marvel universe simply states "adamantium is indestructible" which makes it impossible to present enough arguments to prove this wrong), Vader can still force choke Wolverine and keep him at distance using the Force. He can then take his sweet time cutting through the adamantium he he feels it is necesarry.

Wolverine can also be decapitated, from which he can't regenerate. All his bones are coated in adamantium, yes, but intervertebral disc are not. So if these were to be hit by, lets say, a lightsaber, he would cut clean through wolverines neck, avoiding the adamantium and killing wolverine.

So I fucking hope you can understand this the first time because I'm not doing it again. I know enough about Wolverine for this argument, but clearly you don't know enough about the Star Wars universe.
User avatar #81 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Preface: I apologize for insulting you, I was pissed at something else, but it doesn't matter now.

Wolverine is capable of enough subcutaneous breathing to sustain life in a comatose state. This has been proven. Force choke is a no-go. he won't die. If Vader's within slicing distance, he's likely within slashing distance. And as said before by Professor Xavier himself, the head is capable of re-attatching. Besides, if this is pre soul injury, it's all a moot point anyway. He dies, fights azreal, and comes back. Post soul injury, he can die, though.
User avatar #82 - redblueyellow (07/26/2013) [-]
Then I also apologize for reacting the way I did.

Even if force choke won't kill him (I actually expected thst since I assumed his healing abilities would repair th damage done), Vader can still keep him at distance using the force. He can then use the force to throw his lightsaber or simply let it fly to wolverine doing the damage he wants to from a distance. I have found nothing that says Wolverine could withstand the Force.
I did indeed read that Wolverine's head can be re-attached, however, this is only the case if his head is close to his body. So the moment Vader would have cut his neck, he could fling the head away with the force so it wouldn't re-attach.

Honestly,about the pre soul injury or post, I'd have to go with post as you yourself say he is basically unbeatable with pre soul injury.
After doing a bit of research on Wolverine it all just seems as if he's ubeatable to the point of overpowered. He literally ha no weaknesses. Even Superman can be damaged and killed, but this just doesn't seem the case with Wolverine. Marvel overpowered him to the point that he can survive having his skeleton ripped out by Magneto.
Honestly, I still believe Vader could win through decapitation and Force, but since Wolverine is overpowered to the point that he can come back from the dead (althoug this does mean he was killed) I do not see how we can bring this discussion to a fruitful ending.
I still believe Wolverine can be killed, even if he then comes back from the dead. If you stick with the revival from death thing, I'm fine with that since then you at least admit little bit that Wolverine can at least in some way be killed. After that I don't care if he comes back.
User avatar #83 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Well even DeadPool dies, he is simply cursed with being unable to REMAIN dead.
Also, I see what you say, but if Wolverine were to sneak up on Vader... Also, if you like wolverine, check out the wolverine goes to hell comics.
#1 - Here have this 07/24/2013 on Batman on a Budget +3
#35 - Vader. Can sense organic life forms so they can't sn…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Choose Wisley +1
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
Terminator isn't organic (well not completely, he;s living flesh over metal endoskeleton so if he tore off all his skin Vader couldn't sense him?
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
I think in this case the adamantium wud react kinda like the vibro swords in the starwars universe to make things at least some what fair
User avatar #78 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
I considered that, and that is a reasonable possibility, but then Vader could still force choke him.
#34 - I think keeping the lightsaber in one place long enough would …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Choose Wisley 0
#50 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
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The lightsaber still takes time to melt metal I.E Episode III. So while Vader is attempting to slice his spine, AND while his organs may not be keeping up with the damage they are at least making it take a lot longer than a normal person, Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease.

Pic related, everyone else's thoughts.
User avatar #77 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
So thats why Vader will just force chocke him or slash through him and be done with it.
User avatar #79 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
All of his bones are adamantium. Vader cannot slash through him without a lot of effort, as lightsabers do not cut metal, but rather they melt it.

Did the bold help? I'm not sure if you're special, don't know anything about wolverine, or just had a moment of extraordinary stupidity, but, I decided to make it clear.
#80 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
Lightsabers don't simply melt anything, they (simply said) fuck up atoms, which allows them to cut through stuff and due to the high temerature the sabers give of it looks like the shit they are cutting though is melting. So in that sense, he can fuck up the adamantium atoms, thus cutting through them.

I'd like to point out that you used the exact same argument as I did for which you called me stupid or "special". Your quote;

"Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease"

Cuts through anything with ease EXCEPT A LIGHTSABER. So again, I will repeat this for the fourth time; even if it takes a long time for Vader to cut through adamantium (assuming he can cut through it at all, since the marvel universe simply states "adamantium is indestructible" which makes it impossible to present enough arguments to prove this wrong), Vader can still force choke Wolverine and keep him at distance using the Force. He can then take his sweet time cutting through the adamantium he he feels it is necesarry.

Wolverine can also be decapitated, from which he can't regenerate. All his bones are coated in adamantium, yes, but intervertebral disc are not. So if these were to be hit by, lets say, a lightsaber, he would cut clean through wolverines neck, avoiding the adamantium and killing wolverine.

So I fucking hope you can understand this the first time because I'm not doing it again. I know enough about Wolverine for this argument, but clearly you don't know enough about the Star Wars universe.
User avatar #81 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Preface: I apologize for insulting you, I was pissed at something else, but it doesn't matter now.

Wolverine is capable of enough subcutaneous breathing to sustain life in a comatose state. This has been proven. Force choke is a no-go. he won't die. If Vader's within slicing distance, he's likely within slashing distance. And as said before by Professor Xavier himself, the head is capable of re-attatching. Besides, if this is pre soul injury, it's all a moot point anyway. He dies, fights azreal, and comes back. Post soul injury, he can die, though.
User avatar #82 - redblueyellow (07/26/2013) [-]
Then I also apologize for reacting the way I did.

Even if force choke won't kill him (I actually expected thst since I assumed his healing abilities would repair th damage done), Vader can still keep him at distance using the force. He can then use the force to throw his lightsaber or simply let it fly to wolverine doing the damage he wants to from a distance. I have found nothing that says Wolverine could withstand the Force.
I did indeed read that Wolverine's head can be re-attached, however, this is only the case if his head is close to his body. So the moment Vader would have cut his neck, he could fling the head away with the force so it wouldn't re-attach.

Honestly,about the pre soul injury or post, I'd have to go with post as you yourself say he is basically unbeatable with pre soul injury.
After doing a bit of research on Wolverine it all just seems as if he's ubeatable to the point of overpowered. He literally ha no weaknesses. Even Superman can be damaged and killed, but this just doesn't seem the case with Wolverine. Marvel overpowered him to the point that he can survive having his skeleton ripped out by Magneto.
Honestly, I still believe Vader could win through decapitation and Force, but since Wolverine is overpowered to the point that he can come back from the dead (althoug this does mean he was killed) I do not see how we can bring this discussion to a fruitful ending.
I still believe Wolverine can be killed, even if he then comes back from the dead. If you stick with the revival from death thing, I'm fine with that since then you at least admit little bit that Wolverine can at least in some way be killed. After that I don't care if he comes back.
User avatar #83 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Well even DeadPool dies, he is simply cursed with being unable to REMAIN dead.
Also, I see what you say, but if Wolverine were to sneak up on Vader... Also, if you like wolverine, check out the wolverine goes to hell comics.
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User avatar #18 - jetanotheranon (11/23/2012) [-]
Got a list of the mods up put on your skyrim?

i want to test my 670
User avatar #19 to #18 - redblueyellow (11/23/2012) [-]
I´m sorry, but this isn´t my skyrim. It´s just a picture I found on the internet. I wish I could help you. I do know alot of people in the comment section posted links to several mods.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jetanotheranon (11/23/2012) [-]
Bummer
#15 - hasselaar (06/17/2012) [-]
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
Beste moment van de show tot nu toe.
User avatar #17 to #15 - redblueyellow (06/17/2012) [-]
En fking saved
User avatar #16 to #15 - redblueyellow (06/17/2012) [-]
Ben net klaar met kijken! Aflevering was echt vet. Wel kut dat Lin haar bending kwijt is. Maar motherfocking Iroh komt met een heel leger. Facking baas! Dezelfde stemacteur als Zuko ook.
#13 - hasselaar (05/30/2012) [-]
Nerdgasm?
Nerdgasm.
#10 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
Hey, do I need to hit you with a car before you go on a date with me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - redblueyellow (05/28/2012) [-]
Are you an aribender? 'Cause you are fly!
#12 to #11 - lemoutonvert (05/28/2012) [-]
are you an earthbender, cause your moving something hard in my pants.
User avatar #2 - trollsinmycloset (12/11/2011) [-]
Good work my minion. You have pleased me quite a bit. It does not matter if her 'talent' and 'emotion' are no longer a part of her then that does not matter. Be sure to grab Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner as well. We could use their fan bases to 'capture' more members.

As for the spy, good job, but work quickly. We do not want this spy to spread the word about what we were up to, now do we?

I apologize for not being easy to reach, as I do not frequent this site very often. I shall make note to check it every day. What I do use more often is Skype or MSN. I tend to use these forms of communication daily. As well as websites other than this one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - redblueyellow (12/12/2011) [-]
I shall collect their souls master.

Master, I have important news. I have discovered our spy. I was horrified to find out, but not completely surprised. It was none other then one of ou own, one among the council: Ron Weasley.
What should I do with him, my master?
User avatar #4 to #3 - trollsinmycloset (12/14/2011) [-]
Good job my loyal Soul Taker. I have found that I can rely on you quite well these days. You have done well.

As for Ron Weasley, the council shall seek to confront him on this matter. Shall the council feel that punishment is necessary, they shall do as they see fit. If he was only spying to learn information, that will be fine, he will never leave the organization with that information... But if he had been spying with the intent of spreading information about the inner workings of the cult, then he shall be taken care of.

Go forth, my pet. Make me proud. >:)
User avatar #5 to #4 - redblueyellow (12/19/2011) [-]
Master, I started my hunt for he who is called Taylor Lautner. However, due to leaked information, he knew I was coming, so he fled to Peru. It is quite difficult to locate him here, for he has hid himself between the alpaca's. It is quite a challenge to keep him apart from these animals. However, I will catch him, do not worry. I will not fail.

What is the progress in the Weasly case, my lord?
User avatar #6 to #5 - trollsinmycloset (12/23/2011) [-]
Weasley has been found guilty of betraying the High Counsel. He is to be stripped of his honour and his position. He will be confined in our dungeons for some time while we repair for a memory re-write and a reassignment of his talents.

As for Taylor Lautner, keep going strong my pet. I know that you are the only one who can accomplish this task. *kisses cheek* I trust you will use your enthusiasm at my pleased disposition to work towards completing your assignments. Be quick my pet. :)
User avatar #1 - trollsinmycloset (12/06/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, my minion. I am quite pleased. While cleansing a soul is difficult, I am required to know how to perform such a task for my post as Soul Keeper.
One day, when you are more experienced and well trained, you shall learn this technique as well.
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