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|#4 - Agreed. Wonder woman is good looking, but I wouldn't want to g… [+] (3 new replies)||07/18/2013 on Heroes then and now||+8|
|#206 - Sorry, forgot to tell that. He was crazy in love with Lilly wh… [+] (3 new replies)||07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap…||+2|
|#201 - Snape is basically a dick throughout all of the books and we d… [+] (22 new replies)||07/18/2013 on Snape is tired of your crap…||+3|
#239 - theroflcer (07/18/2013) [-]
Maybe I look to far into things, but he always did have Harry's back.
1st film we know he was trying to chant a spell to save Harry from his own broomstick.
3rd film, he finds them in the shrieking shack, which sorta indicates that he was following them, also when Lupin turned into a wear wolf, he used himself as a human shield.
4th, both him and Dumbledor went after mad-eye when he took away Harry.
5th, he was obviously in the Order of the Phoenix, and he clearly was not on Um bridges side when she came in.
#206 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, forgot to tell that. He was crazy in love with Lilly when they were both student at Hogwarts (after that he continued to love her). And while Snape seems an asshole in the present time, it turns out Harry's dad James was a total dickhead. He bullied Snape for no reason other than that he was a bit of a nerd type. That's also where Snape's hate for Harry comes from. Under normal circumstances, Snape hates harry because he is almost the same as his James. But when Harry is in a life threatening situation, Snape helps him because in the end he loved/loves lilly too much to let her son die.
But the siding with Voldemort thing comes from his love for Lilly. Voldy killed Lilly (snape even held her in his arms shortly after she died), so he has a huge hatred for the dark lord because he killed the love of his life. So snape works as sort of a double agent for Dumbledore all those years hoping to someday kill voldemort.
If you have any further questions feel free to ask. I get the idea you haven't read the books so I will be happy to answer any of the question you might have.
#208 - tonkkax (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah because fuck that bitch.
Later Dumbledore confronted snape when he was younger and on Voldemorts side. I don't exactly remember how it went but Snape made a deal with Dumbledore that he will become a teacher in Hogwarts so he doesn't have to go to prison for his Voldemort stuff. or something.
#214 - redblueyellow (07/18/2013) [-]
They realized that all the shit he did through the years was actually for a much greater good. So they forgave him. And Harry realized his father had been a total douchebag to snape, so then he realized why snape had been a bit a dick to him. He now knew snape didn't really hate him, but his dad for fucking up his love life. Although snape did hate harry a little bit because in his eyes it was Harry's fault Lilly died, because voldemort came to kill harry, but killed Lilly in the process. This is also the reason why Snape hates Neville, because Neville could also have been the chosen one. So if neville had been the chosen one, voldemort would've killed him and thus Lily would have been spared.
#273 - redblueyellow (07/20/2013) [-]
Because Dumbledore knew he would die anyway (because of a curse he got when getting one of the horcruxes) and if he let Snape kill him in front of Voldemorts eyes, Snape would basically be employee of the month forever and gain an unlimited amount of trust from Voldemort. This would secure Snape's position in Voldemorts group allowing him to continue his work as a double spy.
But I don't know of Dumbledore counted on harry seeing the whole thing happen.
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#113 - anonymous poster (07/18/2013) [-]
is that a bad thing?
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#237 - gallifreyan (07/10/2013) [-]
Okay, I got this from Wikipedia, because your question intrigued me (I also wondered about this), but I apologize for anything I get wrong. Other FunnyJunkers, feel free to correct me. Apologies for the length. I suck at paraphrasing.
J. R. R. Tolkien: Artist and Illustrator includes a watercolour illustration of Sauron made by Tolkien himself. It appears to show a moment in the book occurring immediately after the destruction of the Ring, when the armies of the West saw a towering, dark shape above Mordor, stretching out a threatening arm towards them before the figure dissolved.
Since the illustration refers to a more-or-less visionary moment and is moreover highly sketchy (a second sketch of Sauron's arm appears beneath the arm itself), the image should not necessarily be pressed too hard for details about Sauron's appearance. The head, right arm and upper torso of an apparently humanoid figure are seen. The arm is black, the rest of the body is grey, except for a red eye. No other facial features can be made out. A series of spikes are visible on Sauron's head, possibly suggesting a crown. The mountains of Mordor are seen under the outstretched arm, confirming the enormous size of Sauron's final apparition.
Throughout The Lord of the Rings, "the Eye" (the Red Eye, the Evil Eye, the Lidless Eye, the Great Eye) is the image most often associated with Sauron. Sauron's Orcs bore the symbol of the Eye on their helmets and shields, and referred to him as the "Eye" because he did not allow his name to be written or spoken, according to Aragorn (a notable exception to this rule was his emissary, the Mouth of Sauron). Also, the Lord of the Nazgûl threatened Éowyn with torture before the "Lidless Eye" at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
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