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redbannerman

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: Video games, gonna be a marine, Singing, instruments, good food
Date Signed Up:10/26/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Somewhere in the Bowels of Montana
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Total Comments Made:3734
FJ Points:7640
I'm so plain and average describing me is a pain in the ass.

latest user's comments

#42 - I have become error. 7 hours ago on I dunno... 0
#28 - Good authors too who once knew better words now us… 8 hours ago on Songs then and now 0
#14 - I call ******** . There's a reason it's called "Great"  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on I dunno... +3
#40 - galanorth (8 hours ago) [-]
>endorsing great helms
>uses picture of a crappy one

2/10 would not Deus Vult with.
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#42 - redbannerman (7 hours ago) [-]
I have become error.
#24 - deutschblut (8 hours ago) [-]
That looks like a public ashtray.

The sallet looks like something futuristic warriors from space are wearing when they destroy the Earth.
#102 - I like guns I like hunting I like target pra… 14 hours ago on Arguments make me hard +2
#67 - Fair enough, you take care and good luck to you on whatever it… 01/11/2016 on tfw autism kicks in 0
#65 - I also probably hold vastly different values than you as well.… 01/11/2016 on tfw autism kicks in 0
#64 - I will go out and find someone when I feel I am worth the woma…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on tfw autism kicks in 0
#66 - shrekhulkbane (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, good luck with that and don't spend too much time trying to live up to standards that only you hold yourself too. Freud wrote about something called the super-ego which basically the ideal version of yourself that you see in your head, and some people drive them self crazy trying to embody this persona. Remember that everyone has insecurities and it's about looking past flaws and accepting yourself and others
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#67 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
Fair enough, you take care and good luck to you on whatever it is you're hoping to accomplish in your life as well.
#58 - That's just it though. I'm not wanting for sex, I'm wanting fo…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on tfw autism kicks in 0
#61 - shrekhulkbane (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm not really sure why I felt the need to comment on this in the first place, but I feel like I can help you out even if you don't think you need it. If you wait around for a girl to just to appear into your life, you are going to be waiting for a long time. And it's not healthy to think of girls that go out as "swine". I'm pretty sure the kid that went on rampage killing 6 girls had a similar mindset. Try making it a habit of stepping outside of your comfort zone once a day and experience more things because that's how you become an interesting conversationalist and establish deeper connections.
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#64 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
I will go out and find someone when I feel I am worth the woman I'm looking for. I'm ashamed to say it, but I have high standards, and therefor I must be worth someone who fits within those standards. My standards for beauty are quite low, however, my standards for personality leaves me with the responsibility of having to better myself.
#66 - shrekhulkbane (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, good luck with that and don't spend too much time trying to live up to standards that only you hold yourself too. Freud wrote about something called the super-ego which basically the ideal version of yourself that you see in your head, and some people drive them self crazy trying to embody this persona. Remember that everyone has insecurities and it's about looking past flaws and accepting yourself and others
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#67 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
Fair enough, you take care and good luck to you on whatever it is you're hoping to accomplish in your life as well.
#55 - And I'll say it again, I'm not sharing myself with someone who… 01/11/2016 on tfw autism kicks in 0
#52 - Then go ahead and **** a whore at a bar. Why would I ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on tfw autism kicks in +1
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#54 - idkwhatthatmeans (01/11/2016) [-]
>"why would i care about you"
>"its a shame more people dont think like me"

man please just stop. Fucking a whore at a bar doesnt make you a lowlife or even mean you have low morals, it literally just means you fucked a whore from a bar. You can do that and then go on to find a woman that does care about you more than your dick.
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#55 - redbannerman (01/11/2016) [-]
And I'll say it again, I'm not sharing myself with someone who doesn't appreciate it. Go ahead and be hedonistic, that ain't my bag. Sex will always mean more to me than it does to some others. Yeah, an orgasm is a great thing, I wager sex is fantastic, I wouldn't know. I'm not going to participate in an act designed to create children without it being a person I'm willing to have a child with. Not my fault you have low standards.

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User avatar #19 - rui (10/09/2015) [-]
Why u remove me frm frndz
when u the 1 that make request ;(
User avatar #20 to #19 - redbannerman (10/09/2015) [-]
Mostly because you never accepted, lol. Thought you quit fj, so I decided to do some cleaning around my profile.
User avatar #21 to #20 - rui (10/09/2015) [-]
Why would you make an assumption like that -.-

Anyway, I'm 100% sure I accepted since it says "you've been kung-foo'd punched out of redbannerman's friends, homs", so I'm sure.
User avatar #22 to #21 - redbannerman (10/09/2015) [-]
Said you were under "Pending friend requests"
User avatar #10 - venomousvalentine (06/27/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #11 to #10 - redbannerman (06/27/2015) [-]
Mornin? How can I help you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine (06/27/2015) [-]
idunnooo. how are you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - redbannerman (06/27/2015) [-]
Alright, I guess. Have we met before?
User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine (06/27/2015) [-]
nop. I think I just saw one of your comments on an old post maybe?
Are you tall? I think the content was about height.
User avatar #15 to #14 - redbannerman (06/27/2015) [-]
Tall as in 6'1-6'2? I suppose. Was it Admin's post a picture of yourself thing?
User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine (06/27/2015) [-]
maybe? Idunnooo.
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