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#46 - yoshtar (03/24/2015) [-]
I would love that... but perhaps we make it like when you introduce a character with a martial arts background in a non-martial arts movie:
Show Master Chief sparring against... say, a dozen IV's and handing their asses to them until they all dogpile him or something.
because that would be sweet.
#86 - brothergrimm (03/25/2015) [-]
That's actually a very good question. Especially seeing as how it's actually stated in the books that John is "not the strongest, fastest, or the smartest. But he's damn sure the luckiest." In a hand to hand fight with no weapon, i'm fairly certain that he could take a IV but when you throw weapons into the mix the variables become incalculable.
#25 - recoveryone (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, Palmer did shoot Halsey in the arm, I'm sure Master Chief isn't just going to let her get away with that. I'm with you, but with Palmer not exactly hopeless, but it does become painfully clear that she, nor any other "Spartan" IV, is not nearly at level Master Chief is.
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