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#86 - no 31 minutes ago on Speedwagon 0
#28 - So, the plot of Red vs Blue?  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Speedwagon +50
User avatar #57 - shieeetposter (7 hours ago) [-]
that show used to be good

but microsoft directed it since halo 4
User avatar #86 - recoveryone (31 minutes ago) [-]
#44 - lennylorenzo (8 hours ago) [-]
Every character is a joke character

And that's why we love it
#11 - We had a Brony(I don't know what Rate he had on his contract, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on lol bronies 0
#50 - crimsongungnir (6 hours ago) [-]
When I was first arriving at basic, they had us tuck in our shirts...this one guy about my age was wearing an mlp belt. Everyone's face when
#37 - lolno  [+] (6 new replies) 22 hours ago on U.S Army Ranger Fact... +1
User avatar #39 - archdarck (21 hours ago) [-]
Hmm according to this site, US has far superior air control, but Russia has more ground forces, such as tanks and artillery as well as men in reserve. Overall it seems like Russia would be pretty safe in defense, yet no way to attack US whatsoever. I like it cuz it feels like balance between the superpowers, neither would ever attack = no World War III
User avatar #84 - damping (16 hours ago) [-]
Tanks get blown up by drones. Soviet Era tanks are useless in modern combat.
#51 - anonexplains (19 hours ago) [-]
That few people in reserve doesn't matter when available and active personnel is already as big as a gap between the countries also Russia cant afford the costs of fielding all their armor at once due to the high cost of maintaining them
#49 - anonexplains (19 hours ago) [-]
Russia always does its best in defense, I would worry about the brainwashed Americans wanting to invade Russia. I see a massive build up of Anti-Russia shit in the media and Americans and many Europeans eat it up.

"Russia is bad because my media told me!"
What did they do?
"Um, they INVADED Ukraine!"

The USA and Europe invaded Iraq and Afghanistan and killed over a million people? Russia seems to have more of a right to invade if its on there border and threatens its people.

"Y-your just brainwashed by Russian propaganda... G-go watch RT!"

A/e its okay when WE do it. Not Russia.

Putin is in the right this time, Americans just hate to admit it.
#72 - anonexplains (16 hours ago) [-]
russia has more of a right to invade because its on there border
wow, a excuse to invade a country is because its near you.
User avatar #62 - Airmanator (17 hours ago) [-]
Russian media is actually mostly state controlled and they vilify the US at most every turn. Beyond that, no super power is doing good in this world, but Russia is upsetting the balance. For some reason they don't want to join or ally with the EU or NATO. They WANT to be the bad guy here.
#5 - They massacre some rats for you. 02/26/2015 on Cats in a nutshell +1
#127 - _"I'm not crazy I'm perfectly sane. Now if you excuse me … 02/25/2015 on Let your freak-flag fly! 0
#12 - They're all idiots and jerks but they're my idiots and jerks. 02/25/2015 on When You're #1 on Content 0
#15 - I wear purple because I function as a medic for both red and b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Purple Love Campaign +1
User avatar #18 - jbean (02/25/2015) [-]
this comment....yes.
#28 - they asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I sa… 02/25/2015 on Well its true +8
#178 - Ever seen someone incorrectly shoulder fire a 12 gauge? 02/24/2015 on Gun recoil 0

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