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#30 - Accurate representation of PS4 vs Xbox 1 console war? 05/24/2013 on Outcome on the new console... 0
#53 - Although, a micro desktop with steam big picture running an HD… 05/23/2013 on PS4 in comparison to Xbox One 0
#52 - Well, if it's anything like the PS3, it'll support a laptop ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on PS4 in comparison to Xbox One 0
#53 - recoveryone (05/23/2013) [-]
Although, a micro desktop with steam big picture running an HDMI cable to your TV(and a seperate one to a monitor) would be ideal in many cases.
#20 - It's ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, GO.... …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Titans +12
#26 - finni (05/23/2013) [-]
OMG, that's actually true. I knew that go was five in Japanese, but I didn't realize it's "go" because of that in the intro
#10 - I watched British Television …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2013 on British Problems +61
#529 - falloutreaper (05/24/2013) [-]
A lot of American TV actors are British for example
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#509 - draxdiesel (05/23/2013) [-]
#328 - wooyoungkim (05/23/2013) [-]
Gregory House?

Surely you are talking about Lt. George!
#182 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2013) [-]
I believe rick from the walking dead is also british
#356 - powellrebecca (05/23/2013) [-]
yes, Andrew Lincoln-Clutterbuck, David Morissey, Lauren Cohen, and Lennie James are all british.

AKA- Rick Grimes, The Governor(Philip Blake), Maggie Greene, and Morgan Jones.
#261 - bigmanblue (05/23/2013) [-]
also mcnulty and stringer bell from "the wire" are both english
#104 - rprol (05/23/2013) [-]
He speaks American better than most americans.
User avatar #52 - alexthebest (05/23/2013) [-]
You mean Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh once played an American chap on telly.
#265 - emmatron (05/23/2013) [-]
That's damn right
#43 - Actually, Cheetah's aren't big cats period(They can't roar, am…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Welcome to Africa, i'll be... +2
User avatar #44 - cantfindausername (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, my friend.
Tigers are the largest big cat. That came out of nowhere.
#17 - www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2148089/The-10-painfu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Where the bloody hell are ya 0
#23 - Greatangelsfury (05/21/2013) [-]
#94 - It's a Roosterteeth reference, I've been wanting to use it for…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Like some people on FunnyJunk. +1
#95 - theshadowed (05/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#14 - Well partner, I'm from Texas, we have Mountain Lions, Coyotes,…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Where the bloody hell are ya +10
User avatar #111 - MythBuster (05/22/2013) [-]
coyotes and hawks.. holy shit, man the cannons!!
User avatar #51 - threeeighteen (05/22/2013) [-]
We have shit drivers in Australia too, don't forget we have Asians here as well.
User avatar #42 - coolioplasm (05/22/2013) [-]
No, Texas is Australia on weed
#38 - frenchfryy (05/22/2013) [-]
Freelancer Utah!? Oh poop!
#21 - Visual (05/21/2013) [-]
I lived in Texas all my life and even walked around countryside before and it's not as bad as you're making it sound.
User avatar #19 - ShadeElement (05/21/2013) [-]
Mountain lions and coyotes are harmless. Rattlesnakes I might give you, but you have to be stupid to get bit. Tarantula hawks are harmless to humans (hell on the tarantulas though). Everyone has bad drivers.

I grew up in Arizona, has all the same shit Texas has. But you forgot to list Gila monsters (one of only two venomous lizards in the world) Black Widows, Bark Scorpions, giant Desert Hairy Scorpions, Brown Recluse, and deadly centipedes.
In AZ the heat will kill you. The creatures will kill you. Hell, most of the plants are either poisonous or covered in thorns.

We might be the closest thing to an Outback stateside, but even WE tip our hats to the Aussies when it comes to hostile critters.

I now live in Alaska. If the deep freeze, hurricanes, and earthquakes don't get you, the animals will. Petting zoo animals are more scared of you than the wild life up here. They simply don't give a fuck. I doubt a Texan has ever had to call in "moose" to work, because there was a rutting bull between you and your car, and he will STOMP your ass into a greasy red smear if you so much as jingle your keys at him.

I swear, Texan egos are bigger than Texas itself. Let me know when you need to start carrying a .44 magnum just to go on a walk.
User avatar #47 - InflictorOfPain (05/22/2013) [-]
I live in Texas, and I rarely see guns. But then again, your comment is that of the typical 12 year old fjer being hypocritical.
User avatar #116 - ShadeElement (05/22/2013) [-]
your comment shows either complete ignorance or lack of reading comprehension. Both typical of a Texan.
User avatar #120 - InflictorOfPain (05/22/2013) [-]
>Calls me ignorant.
>Uses stereotypes in an argument.
>Flawed grammar.
>Obviously butthurt like 12 year old whenever his statement is being questioned.
Lol, kill yourself.
User avatar #60 - spartusee (05/22/2013) [-]
NOT EVERY 12 YR OLD IS DUMB AN HIPOCRITICAL OMG UR JUST A FAG THAT THINKS THAT IM RLLY 14 AND YOU THINK UR ALL THAT OMG

#haterz
#15 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
Well coyotes and tarantula hawks are like.... no threat to humans at all... so....

Although to be fair, neither are the nurse sharks mentioned in the picture
#17 - recoveryone (05/21/2013) [-]
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2148089/The-10-painful-stings-pla net-self-sacrificing-man-tried-150-different-varieties-science.html

True, but just because it won't kill you, doesn't mean that it doesn't have the second most painful sting on the planet. Turantula Hawks are not to fucked with.
#23 - Greatangelsfury (05/21/2013) [-]
#86 - Moral of the story, opinions are like assholes. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Like some people on FunnyJunk. +1
#123 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
Yup opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and usually theirs stinks.
#92 - theshadowed (05/21/2013) [-]
... where the fuck did you pull the word 'opinion' out of that post?
#94 - recoveryone (05/21/2013) [-]
It's a Roosterteeth reference, I've been wanting to use it for a while.
#95 - theshadowed (05/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough
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