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#310469 - I am not going to tame the beast. It's probably better for the…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #310470 - teoyuppie (11 hours ago) [-]
Alright.
#310466 - Waxing is worst.  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #310468 - princessren (11 hours ago) [-]
what no
waxing last like 3 weeks longer then shaving
User avatar #310471 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
Meaning 3 weeks longer than a day?
#310463 - But the water grips my chest hair and makes it so that I can't…  [+] (8 new replies) 11 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #310608 - plumpbooty (8 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #310467 - teoyuppie (11 hours ago) [-]
Trim
User avatar #310469 - rebornpooper (11 hours ago) [-]
I am not going to tame the beast. It's probably better for the children anyway.
User avatar #310470 - teoyuppie (11 hours ago) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #310464 - princessren (11 hours ago) [-]
then wax :^)
User avatar #310466 - rebornpooper (11 hours ago) [-]
Waxing is worst.
User avatar #310468 - princessren (11 hours ago) [-]
what no
waxing last like 3 weeks longer then shaving
User avatar #310471 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
Meaning 3 weeks longer than a day?
#85587 - Your momsa true a-whore. 11 hours ago on Religion Board 0
#85576 - British, I've tried to keep my insults to a relatively low amo… 14 hours ago on Religion Board 0
#85570 - It's true.  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85586 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
ur mom's a true...uuuhhhh..........
#85587 - rebornpooper (11 hours ago) [-]
Your momsa true a-whore.
#310204 - Amygdala hijacking. That is all.  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #310205 - cognosceteipsum (20 hours ago) [-]
I even knew that from before but since I'm a teenager it happens more
#85557 - That's what you get for being unoriginal.  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85563 - garymotherfingoak (19 hours ago) [-]
r00d
User avatar #85570 - rebornpooper (16 hours ago) [-]
It's true.
User avatar #85586 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
ur mom's a true...uuuhhhh..........
#85587 - rebornpooper (11 hours ago) [-]
Your momsa true a-whore.
#309962 - I don't have a single more fitting reaction picture in my enti… 08/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#309960 - Comment deleted 08/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#26 - rebornpooper (01/22/2014) [+] (27 replies)
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Hello, I'm rebornpooper. Welcome to my profile.
#262 - lulzformalaysiaair (11 hours ago) [-]
ur welcome m8 : ^ )
User avatar #259 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/16/2014) [-]
hey you deleted the **** . you **** . btw thanks form making that wiki **** better, im bad at formatting especially since i did it in like 30 min. someone will prob delete it first chance they get dough
User avatar #261 to #259 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
Deleted what **** ?
User avatar #260 to #259 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/16/2014) [-]
nevermind I'm retaRDED
User avatar #241 to #239 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/16/2014) [-]
a poorly written, half hour taking piece of garbage written to further my narcissism.
User avatar #240 to #239 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/16/2014) [-]
you gotta, right click and "go to Lulz(User)...
#238 - lulzfornigeriagirl has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #235 - cognosceteipsum (08/08/2014) [-]
Wheres your profile picture from?
User avatar #236 to #235 - rebornpooper (08/08/2014) [-]
Google searched "Wilfre fanart" and found a post by the same deviantart account that did a Wilfre Gangnam Style pic that I like.
User avatar #237 to #236 - cognosceteipsum (08/08/2014) [-]
Seems pretty popular actually. There's minecraft stuff from it too.
User avatar #229 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/06/2014) [-]
hey ************ dont ignore me cuz i really do love you
User avatar #231 to #230 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/06/2014) [-]
why dont you go on religion more?
User avatar #232 to #231 - rebornpooper (08/06/2014) [-]
I asked on the board how you want me to explain it.
User avatar #233 to #232 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/06/2014) [-]
oops didnt see that post
User avatar #234 to #233 - rebornpooper (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm going the **** to sleep.
User avatar #226 - cognosceteipsum (07/24/2014) [-]
*leans over to rbp and whispers*Do we.... do we get involved or what? What would be best? Just.. ignore them and hope for better days?
User avatar #227 to #226 - rebornpooper (07/25/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up you roleplaying cuntbag.
User avatar #228 to #227 - cognosceteipsum (07/25/2014) [-]
Damn, I'm assuming you're not serious with the insult but if you are. I'm sorry and let me rephrase the question
User avatar #223 - rebornpooper (07/12/2014) [-]
your fabulous and sparkly
User avatar #224 to #223 - rebornpooper (07/13/2014) [-]
ass intense bodylove
User avatar #225 to #224 - rebornpooper (07/13/2014) [-]
intense bodyloveing
User avatar #222 - rebornpooper (07/11/2014) [-]
i love gentleman of color my big black penetrative daddy thumb penis
User avatar #221 - rebornpooper (07/11/2014) [-]
Bold and Big
Big and Bold
User avatar #208 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
kanadetenshi
"I've already proven that you don't acknowledge them by the way you're acting right now"
Asking for elaboration isn't the same thing as neglecting criticism, and the fact that you're weaseling out of this is enough of a cue for me that you have no purpose in those statements besides throwing them outward for the purpose of insulting. Baseless, but typical of you.

"but even so if you even remotely took in the context of that comment which you never do"
Oh, believe me, I have the entire thread saved on a screencap that extends over 15000 pixels in height of pure fallicious logic.

"i was not referring to racism"
You're entry to the thread was literally "Sounds like you're nothing more than an arrogant piece of **** no better than racists thinking they're superior to other races."
The entire thread shows the context of your character that I insulted and made specified. The only reason why I didn't upload it was because of the ever-so-large size, but I'm likely to just say " **** it" and post it anyway in chunks.

"this is like trying to argue with a little whining baby"
"I'm not namecalling, you're namecalling!"
Pathetic.
I hope for your sake that your account isn't bound to an identity you hold irl so that you can come back to this in the future, realize at one point that you acted this immaturely, and then laugh at growing beyond this point in your life.
Otherwise, have fun.
User avatar #210 to #208 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I feel like you have an obsession with me, i already told you i was done bothering with a hypocritical lowlife like you.
User avatar #217 to #210 - indone (06/20/2014) [-]
LOL!
User avatar #211 to #210 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Sounds like you can't take criticism.
At least this time you had an invite.
User avatar #212 to #211 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Unlike you i've accepted criticism and apologized in the past. You're just a delusional baby with a weird fetish for stalking, mentioning and saving every comment of mine.
User avatar #213 to #212 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Not every comment, just a few that are lulzy.

"Unlike you"
Calling someone a baby isn't "criticism", it's desperately insulting the opponent because you're out of arguments.
How do I know you're just desperate for insults?
Simple: because you think that mentioning a user is stalking.
#214 to #213 - kanadetenshi ONLINE Comment deleted by rebornpooper [-]
#215 to #214 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Two of the main differences between you and I are elaboration and honesty-of-motive.
I can define exactly why each insult that I launched at you deserves a place as a criticism of your identity. The only reason why I have not is because when in the face of this, you've turned around and cried "nuh uh, because you can't take criticism", attaching several words commonly thrown about as common insults rather than ask me to do so.

Could you do the same justification to the insults you've thrown at me, or am I right to simply brush them off as shallow attempts for expressing frustration.
User avatar #216 to #215 - rebornpooper (06/20/2014) [-]
...Because of the lack of a response, I'm guessing the latter of those two.
#170 - syrianassassin (06/19/2014) [-]
good good religion board for me
good good religion board for me
#171 to #170 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
*********** is best posting!
Have a non-heretical reaction pic. Use it wisely.
#173 to #172 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Didn't someone use this pic against you once?
#174 to #173 - syrianassassin (06/19/2014) [-]
nah, got it from retard forum
nah, got it from retard forum
User avatar #183 to #174 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't respond to kanade. He's a low-level debater, and I don't want to form a circlejerk.
User avatar #185 to #183 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
That's rich coming from someone who bases his entire arguments on assumptions and insults.
User avatar #187 to #186 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Hey a wikipedia article about you.
User avatar #218 to #188 - indone (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh my God, he does E-X-A-C-T-L-Y as you predict him to
User avatar #219 to #218 - rebornpooper (06/20/2014) [-]
The sad part of it is that I deleted the most uncultured/non-lulzy comments.
User avatar #190 to #189 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Maybe you should read the article.
User avatar #192 to #191 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
"Psychological projection is the act or technique of defending oneself against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in oneself, while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude."
"Gotta love throwing them false accusations to score cheap shots huh?"
I rest my case.
Keep your butthurt off of my profile.
User avatar #193 to #192 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
"Psychological projection is the act or technique of defending oneself against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in oneself, while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude."
"Once again congratulations on resorting to baseless namecalling instead of actually arguing"
I rest my case.
And i'll take my butthurt wherever i damn please.
#194 to #193 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Kanade, since you're on my profile and we're (mostly) out of the public eye, I'm going to be honest with you.

You're a ******* tool and one of the most retarded debaters I've ever seen.

You can't differentiate between a response and a projection.
You're overly emotional about objective arguments.
You think that "predictability of a person" matters with what ideas a person presents (why would it be unless you had a bias for or against the person in the first place. Oh, wait a moment...).
You think that insulting me substitutes for a decent reply (I've seen what you're deleted post #72134 says, and it's in my notification feed.
Also, pic related. This is the same behavior that kindly reminds me why I shouldn't take your accusations of projection (of projection) seriously.
Want proof that you're too emotional to let rationality hold place in an argument? You just implied that you could take your butthurt to the one page that in the site that guarantees that I can deny your presence at.
User avatar #196 to #194 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
It should also be noted that i got a mention notification and didn't come to your profile out of nowhere.
#197 to #196 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
That's funny, because the post mentioned "kanade," not "kanadetenshi."
User avatar #198 to #197 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
That's odd, i even got the notification thing and all. Oh well, either way i'm tired of all this bickering since it's not going to get us anywhere, truce for now?
User avatar #203 to #198 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
I've only deleted two comments so far, joker, one of them because you can't do anything but shout generic insults (don't even get me started on the "he hates atheists" or the squirrel incident), and the other one because syrian will have a fit if he sees this thread.
#204 to #203 - kanadetenshi ONLINE Comment deleted by rebornpooper [-]
User avatar #200 to #198 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
You insulted my character in a shallow and a grotesque manner, even after privately attacking me, came to my profile for no reason (I'm calling ******** on that notification unless syrian had something to do with it) other than for personal ones, made it apparent that you hold an unmistakeable personal bias against me, and only now that you have your pants down want to call "truce?"
#202 to #200 - kanadetenshi ONLINE Comment deleted by rebornpooper [-]
#195 to #194 - kanadetenshi ONLINE Comment deleted by rebornpooper [-]
User avatar #199 to #195 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
"Fallacious" blah blah blah "blind arrogant" blah blah blah "done yourself (because I get overemotional and ignore evidence, right)" blah blah blah lazy insults blah blah blah

I will only justify the wikipedia one by stating that, unlike you, I at least would like validation that I know what I am talking about.

"The fallacy only occurs if personal attacks are employed in the stead of an argument to devalue an argument by attacking the speaker, not personal insults in the middle of an otherwise sound argument"
Because you love to use the "hypocrisy" argument so much, please recalculate how much of my reply is devote to insulting, and, more importantly, how it's the main focus of the argument.
Deleting your comment because I can't stand autism.
User avatar #201 to #199 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
This is precisely what i'm talking about, instead of acknowledging your flaws you just pretend it doesn't happen, you're extremely deluded and stubborn.
#205 to #201 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Prove I don't acknowledge them. I would happily do so if you presented valid criticism other than what basically amounts to "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD" with the same level of formality.
You wonder why I delete messages, yet you have posts that literally amount to doing nothing but insult me (with no real justification other than ignoring the definition of namecalling).
Next time you respond to a definition handed to you, don't try to tu quoque with it by doing exactly what it states the action in question does.

I don't enjoy reading your insecure ramblings, I don't appreciate you coming to my profile to spread butthurt, I don't appreciate you throwing around as many fallacies as you can name (and for that matter, accusing me of doing the same thing), and I don't appreciate you accusing me of being "stubborn" for not accepting the ideas of someone who literally is forcing skepticism into an argument to the point where evidence is denied.
User avatar #209 to #205 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
syrianassassin
Get a load of what's below this comment.
User avatar #207 to #205 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm done with you by the way, this is like trying to argue with a little whining baby, you're simply too stupid to understand what constitutes criticism in the first place. So go ahead and strut around in your own vecal matter you call arguments and pretend you've won because i'm sick of trying to talk to someone that shuts off any criticism.
User avatar #206 to #205 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I've already proven that you don't acknowledge them by the way you're acting right now, you simply keep deluding yourself over and over and refuse to acknowledge any criticism calling them mean insults and then start throwing insults yourself, you're the very definiton of "I know what you are but what am i"

Also it should be noted that there are different races of squirrels, but even so if you even remotely took in the context of that comment which you never do you'd know that i was not referring to racism but the similarities between speciesism and racism.
#177 to #174 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Okay then. Hopefully this one's new to you.
User avatar #180 to #177 - syrianassassin (06/19/2014) [-]
where is 178 D
User avatar #179 to #177 - syrianassassin (06/19/2014) [-]
um this is new

but did you **** up the comments because i dont find the last one i posted
User avatar #181 to #179 - rebornpooper (06/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I ****** them up. First one had terrible wording, second didn't have pic, and third was canceled.
User avatar #182 to #181 - syrianassassin (06/19/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #165 - indone (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm appreciative of your comments on the religion board. You are smart. Keep it coming, maybe it is still possible to save that place with enough effort
User avatar #166 to #165 - rebornpooper (06/16/2014) [-]
Hooray, compliments!
I don't think that it's likely to be "fixed" anytime soon, no matter how much I post.
User avatar #168 to #166 - indone (06/16/2014) [-]
I wonder if there's anything we can actually do. Probably not. Just set an example, I guess.
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User avatar #160 to #159 - rebornpooper (06/04/2014) [-]
Why yes, I am a fan of skies. Thank you for noticing.
User avatar #161 to #160 - majormayor (06/04/2014) [-]
Take another look at it. A good look.

When you see it, you'll have a good laugh.
#163 to #161 - rebornpooper (06/04/2014) [-]
It's too ******* late for me to be awake, so here is an overview of everything that I am seeing in this picture.
User avatar #164 to #163 - majormayor (06/04/2014) [-]
Ha.

It's an abstract take on Loss.
User avatar #256 to #164 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel retarded. I FINALLY see it.
User avatar #158 - rebornpooper (06/04/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/0AMeN
pron for later
#169 to #158 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
Just use a bookmark.
User avatar #147 - dalokan (05/25/2014) [-]
Sup....trixie.
User avatar #148 to #147 - rebornpooper (05/26/2014) [-]
That is not my name.
User avatar #149 to #148 - dalokan (05/26/2014) [-]
the gig is up dood
User avatar #150 to #149 - rebornpooper (05/27/2014) [-]
That is not my name. My name is not Trixie. Trixie is a girl name. I think that most regulars of the hating board have seen my balls on tinychat at least once to confirm that I am not a girl.
User avatar #151 to #150 - dalokan (05/27/2014) [-]
oh puh-lease, you gave yourself away with that picture post. The one that "trixiethepone" "originally" created
User avatar #152 to #151 - rebornpooper (05/27/2014) [-]
What picture post?
User avatar #153 to #152 - dalokan (05/27/2014) [-]
Not too long ago, trixie posted a picture that had the caption "What the **** man." In the background of the aforementioned picture, a fluffy pony could be seen.

There's only One person that had ever posted a similar picture to that one, which read "What the fluff man."

That person would be you
#154 to #153 - rebornpooper (05/27/2014) [-]
The only fluffy reaction pics are taken from a certain comic.
This is one of them. None of them in my folder say "what the fluff man" or any similar variation.
Seriously, the **** you talkin' 'bout?
User avatar #155 to #154 - dalokan (05/27/2014) [-]
Hm... Seems like I was wrong.


Sorry for making you go all defensive.
#156 to #155 - rebornpooper (05/27/2014) [-]
Eh, no biggie, you got an answer anyway. I haven't seen cummi poni post that much anymore anyway.
Here's another one. I'm saving it for if I saw someone on here trying to flirt with a girl user.
User avatar #157 to #156 - dalokan (05/27/2014) [-]
Ew.

The only comic I can remember off the top of my head is that one where a kid runs over a fluffy with a bike and the offspring dies later on. Pretty hilarious.

Alright, again, sorry man
User avatar #142 - teoyuppie (05/10/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/QueerBoy/jXDGLwK/
Ayy lmao. You think he'll be upset?
User avatar #143 to #142 - rebornpooper (05/10/2014) [-]
This might reach the front page.
User avatar #145 to #143 - teoyuppie (05/10/2014) [-]
Spread the word if you'd like.
User avatar #146 to #145 - rebornpooper (05/10/2014) [-]
Sticky my comment plz!!!!
User avatar #144 to #143 - teoyuppie (05/10/2014) [-]
Let's hope.
#140 - rebornpooper (05/03/2014) [-]
Loophole?
User avatar #141 to #140 - rebornpooper (05/03/2014) [-]
"However lets say someone is posting the same picture over and over in a conversation. That would not be spam."
- phanact.com/modguide/#spam
User avatar #137 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
Hey sorry to bother, but you say that saying "by ochams razor it is logical to assume that there is no afterlife"
I would very much hope fir a benevolent god and an afterlife. So j would appreciate if you could explain how there could be an afterlife even though much seems to point towards there being no soul and stuff?
User avatar #138 to #137 - rebornpooper (04/22/2014) [-]
Occam's Razor is rarely ever a factor that defines truth alone, instead asserting the factor of probability into the decision. Mind you that there exists many types of religions, including atheistic ones, so the question of which "case" carrying less assumptions (between the proposal that a deity created the universe and soul and the proposal that the universe was created completely through confined laws of physics, making soul an unnecessary assumption).
Besides this, the only evidence pointing towards a "lack of soul" can only be asserted if the definition and composition of what a "soul" is/could be is known. These factors can change heavily depending on which spirituality is presented with this questioning.

As for where Occam comes into play, a huge factor over which proposal carries the least assumptions is going to fall mainly on bias. The assumption that humans do not have a soul must carry with it either that a deity did not have a need for creating the soul, that human's creation was without the involvement of a deity. I could go on and on down the slippery slopes that these two factors assume, but I'm running a little late for a meeting, and it wouldn't help much anyway.
One of the largest faults of this, however, is that to act on this "probability" mentioned before, when then turned into a claim, creates a claim backed by probability and not evidence. Occam's Razor asserts what is most "safe", which is a highly relative term that, in my personal opinion, should not be used to close off ideas until proper evidence is presented.

Until that point, whenever any claim regarding the soul is created, the razor that holds the most truth is often Newton's Flaming Laser Sword.
Sorry if the lack of proofreading ***** this up, but I'm rushing this.
User avatar #139 to #138 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
It's a lot to swallow, but I think I understand and if I don't that's okay. It is hard work to climb upright and build computers and houses, so naturally it's hard work to understand abstracts like these. I'm gonna favourite this and read it a few times until I understand. Orat least until I understand it better. So what you are saying is that the soul is a very open wide definition that could be anything and that hmm... Until we have a clear definition of what a soul is, we ought to keep our mouths shut kn whether or not the 'soul' exists? This I kind of want to rub into the face of one of my friends. There is a much wider reality and way of seeing things than most have I suppose. How did you get this knowledgeable? And seriously what's with the **** thing. It seems below you. xD
#133 - masterboll (04/16/2014) [-]
youre actually one of the very few people on the religion board who actually knows his ****

are you sure youre on the right website?
User avatar #134 to #133 - rebornpooper (04/16/2014) [-]
That's funny, because the only place here that I frequent is /hating/.
#135 to #134 - masterboll (04/16/2014) [-]
dont worry, your secret is safe with me
User avatar #136 to #135 - rebornpooper (04/17/2014) [-]
It's not a secret.
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