this honestly still drives me ******* crazy

GIVE ME A HIGHER LOVE

MFW blonde sluts never gave me their higher love

i dont think i'll ever unsticky this

my eyebrows are sick

nice stubble

haha BEARD

ty

**** me that was the worst thing ive ever seen but i love it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0iLHGRaYRI

go to like 1:45

oh lord

i know what its from man but thanks

when are you shooting up someone?

i see u are a purveyor of fine elliot memes

when enough beautiful blonde sluts reject me when all i want to do is give them my love

of course

you got a bmw tho?

nah

gotta save up

what

for what

bmw

im al iteral dumbass mate i thought you wanted to buy something else

nice one

you too

mikli therealmacklemore

look at my meme

no homo

pff obviously

holy ****

yes i am autistic

im realising how strong my eyebrow game is tho

cara when?

i love it

cara finnigan when?

>tfw she will never marry u

whats life without cara

ME
TO BE HONEST

SAME

GIM LOVE PLS

LOVE FOR U
but no homo
BUT LOVE

das me to u

no

aw

it
50 thousband

why cant i have it :/

u can
i just want some
competition

thats horrible

I LIVE FOR THE THRILL

its only fun
when they run

all the kids with their pumped up kicks
better run
better run
outrun my gun

i dont want to respond
if we continue this convo you get the get yourself

ok im sorry

yw

YOU SAID YOU DONT WANT TO REPSPOND

because you dont want me to get it :///

its to late now u can if u want....

ty

spam

spam

o **** u made mistakes
c-come over
we can sleep

maybe sleep is what i need

i want more than sleep babygirl ;)

oh shid
i love u too

**** meant to put a heart i think idk love yo fine ass

i lost that folder with my laptop :'c

RIP

is this me and u

yea im law thi since u got them nice legs ya feel me

i like it
i like it

i like u ayy

can i pet the animals
and u

yes and yes ;)

easy to bribe zookeepers with free food and pet lemurs and penguins and such

ill bride u with alcohol

woah i meant bribe but i guess you're my bride too

im in to this

w-we can drink it together on our honeymoon

DRUNKEN LOVE YES

we are a power couple

i like it

thanks

thats me

nice one you arctic monkey

im clearly a dog

oh sorry
dog monkey

thansk

what

when you went offline on discord

dude i dont
i dont remember

wew lad

am a reindeer buddy :/

y-you too

o:
love!

i dont think shes 8 anymore pal

you don't age when you're dead, so she probably still is

you killed her fam

nah mate, not about that life

nah you did

lovemas

what'd you get fam?

i got new desk and monitors a while ago which were chrimbus present so
just like clothes and food and alcohol tbh
and no gf
wbu

oh that's pretty sick stuff
uh, plane tickets to denmark, some money, this cool fancy dress stuff and some american food stuffs

>no gf
worst christmas ever

fancy dress
are u gonna be elvis

nah, but i've got maid and nurse **** now
it's great
so if i ever feel like a ******* fag on a night out

dress up as a maid and clean your flat
no homo

>my warm cum is dribbling down my chin since he blew me 5 minutes ago and he STILL hasn't said no homo

why your cum on your own chin
come on man
just say no homo about it

listen i ****** the sentence up you know what i mean

haha u spunked on yourself

you know how i some respond with
i'll ___ on you if you're not careful
i was about to do it here
then i realise how terrible everything would be

thats is a terrible fate

you're a terrible

oh

SECRET
DOG

ha[py vchirstma

delete this dog

its ok non one save it

safe doggy

its the only christmas dog i have

merry chrismtas

ok