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realdarkdank

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Date Signed Up:4/03/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Norway
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I once was a famous cross country skiier but then i discovered alcohol.

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#38 - Bet you`re fun at parties  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Our king 0
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#45 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
i'm a very lonely person
#33 - Its a long going funny rivalry between norway and sweden  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Our king 0
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#34 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
never really cared for the history between scandinavia because its just a big "mature" baby fight and by mature i mean blood sweat and tears
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#38 - realdarkdank (01/07/2016) [-]
Bet you`re fun at parties
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#45 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
i'm a very lonely person
#30 - Sjalu på vår konge vettu  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Our king 0
#36 - storyofmark (01/07/2016) [-]
Få saker slår Knug Carl Gustaf. Länge leve strippklubbs kungen!
#6 - 1 person has downvoted, i bet its one of those annoying sweedes  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Our king +98
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#32 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
what does swedes have to do with that?
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#33 - realdarkdank (01/07/2016) [-]
Its a long going funny rivalry between norway and sweden
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#34 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
never really cared for the history between scandinavia because its just a big "mature" baby fight and by mature i mean blood sweat and tears
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#38 - realdarkdank (01/07/2016) [-]
Bet you`re fun at parties
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#45 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
i'm a very lonely person
#29 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
fuckin sweeds
#21 - skelebro (01/07/2016) [-]
"downvoted"
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#19 - storyofmark (01/07/2016) [-]
Landsförrädare. Sånt här är ju skoj.
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#30 - realdarkdank (01/07/2016) [-]
Sjalu på vår konge vettu
#36 - storyofmark (01/07/2016) [-]
Få saker slår Knug Carl Gustaf. Länge leve strippklubbs kungen!
#3 - King and Queen of Norway  [+] (20 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Our king +71
#8 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
he's the best, he travels to the other side of the country just so he can fish in the river nearby my house. he has a comic book dedicated to himself and everything
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#35 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
Altaværing?
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#40 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
please don't molest me
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#41 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
Skal æ pul dæ opp mot veggan?
#42 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
in that position you wouldn't reach penetration
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#44 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
I think i might be a little too bored at work
#43 - sadaros (01/07/2016) [-]
Sience would like to disagree
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#25 - dasbrot (01/07/2016) [-]
Your king has become aneem?
#23 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Lærdalselva right? or am i mistaken?
#13 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
A Norwegian, eh? Hows life in the colonies?

Seriously though, how IS life in Norway? Do you get alot of shit for being physically connected to worst Scandinavian country, Sweden?
#14 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, we get a lot of shit for being multi-cultural and they tell us how we take in "all the immigrants". we don't tolerate breaking the law from natives or foreigners, sneak in and get married so you'll have an excuse to stay? nah you get deported.
also, it's freezing right now, i took a shower this morning and when i got on my bus my hair was frozen into a furry hat.
otherwise: milk tastes pretty good right now, and the dark ages have passed since last week
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#15 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
Wat? You get alot of shit from Sweden for taking in immigrants? Didn't the Swedes only recently stop importing those en-masse?
Its fucking freezing here too. I have hair down to my ass, and if I dont dry it properly before going outside, I'm looking at a giant icicle attached to my head...

Got any recommendations for where to visit? I took a quick trip to Oslo last summer and it was pretty neat.
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#17 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
where the hell do you live?

i live in jylland and we have hardly got any snow
#24 - yourmomfapping (01/07/2016) [-]
hvor i jylland ? tønder reporting in ;)
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#26 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
esbjerg area literally in the middle between esbjerg and ribe
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#27 - yourmomfapping (01/07/2016) [-]
cool, city name ?
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#28 - minutaurofawsome (01/07/2016) [-]
bramming
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#18 - krobeles (01/07/2016) [-]
In Denmark...Not quasi-Germany where you live...
Nah, I live in Copenhagen. We haven't recieved much snow since sometime around the start of December, but it did snow alittle this morning. Made me skip out on my laser physics lecture, cuz I'm a lazy cunt.
It needn't be snowing for it be cold, though.
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#16 - boomerpyro (01/07/2016) [-]
place to relax? somwhere north norway, king fishes in Alta so you could go there, it's pretty neat.
place for tourism? just google norwegian malls or something, existing outside for you hotel for more than 30 minutes isn't worth it here, too cold most of the year.
#20 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
well id say that you should defs try and plan a hiking trip up a mountain cus that shit is cash im danish so everything in norway is a mountain to me
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#19 - Same, there is no smell harder than the smell of an unclean di… 12/10/2015 on Can you? 0
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#16 - raptorjesusdiedfor (12/10/2015) [-]
scrub did you even make it past the dick cheese?
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#12 - captchakid (12/10/2015) [-]
Yea you say that but those are pre 10.
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