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#172 - me* 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... 0
#171 - Poor med, I eat king size menus from McDonalds 3 times a day w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +2
User avatar #172 - razzer (08/02/2014) [-]
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#93 - what game is this? 06/05/2014 on Frolic in The Forest 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on The Girlfriend Simulator -1
User avatar #32 - zahidlol (05/22/2014) [-]
It's a joke that the remake in the relationships,hog the blanket, which the dumbbells act as if someone is hogging the covers

TL;DR dumb bells= women hogging blankets
#39 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
sounds stupid.
Is this what goes for jokes nowadays?
User avatar #47 - sketchE (05/22/2014) [-]
bricks have made front page
#366 - **razzer rolls 48,701** 04/26/2014 on OP the delivery-boy -2
#21 - gorgeous, but I miss your **** 03/15/2014 on 3-14-14 +5
#152 - I knew it ! 02/13/2014 on AoT Fact Compilation #1... +7
#17 - how can I start playing minecraft? do I need to buy it?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Looking for serious... 0
User avatar #21 - niggastolemyname (02/01/2014) [-]
with money, google is your friend
User avatar #20 - FligFlag (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you have to buy it, but if you're in to sandbox adventure games then it's well worth the investment.
#75 - that means i have to do something really horrible to be rememb…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Whoooshhhwhewfshhh +12
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User avatar #84 - thelastamerican (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes, I think that's how it works.
#150 - Picture  [+] (31 new replies) 01/22/2014 on And... 0
User avatar #159 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
I lost so much respect for Yahtzee when he said that. PC gaming is great and it has it's advantages, but so do consoles.
User avatar #188 - kinginyellow (01/23/2014) [-]
He said it as a joke, most of his reviews are about nitpicking stuff because people like it.
User avatar #192 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
That joke aside, he did review a few weeks ago where he basically said that gamers would have a lot more fun if they stepped into the light that is PC gaming. His exact words escape me. I don't think he was joking at that point, but even if he was, it still makes PC gamers think they're better than everyone else
User avatar #197 - kinginyellow (01/23/2014) [-]
Ya he makes statements like that a lot, his words aren't gold. He also spent the whole Last of Us review picking anything he could to make it look bad.
User avatar #209 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
I understand that some people didn't like The Last of Us and that's fine. The problem I had was that he didn't like the game because Ellie and Joel were (justifiably) killing a lot of people, but he acknowledged that Bioshock Infinite was conceited and still gave a better review than most games
User avatar #196 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
That's because the only reason why People love PS4 is because Microsoft fucked up. PS4 now requires you to pay for PS+ to play online which is the same shit as gold. Basically, PS4 is sorta like Xbox 360.
User avatar #201 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
True, but it doesn't change the fact that consoles are simpler. I love my computer and have no intention of buying a new one, but I doubt that it's strong enough to play any of the games coming out this year
User avatar #207 - kinginyellow (01/23/2014) [-]
Gotta say they aren't that much simpler. Steam pretty much makes digital downloads easy as XBL or PSN downloads, and you can still buy physical copies. Not being rude, but they aren't complicated as people try to make out.
User avatar #214 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
Read comment #185

Yeah downloading is (usually) simple enough, but I run into other problems
User avatar #210 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Not to mention Steam has multiple free games while Xbox rotates one free game. You miss it, You don't get it forever.
#208 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Depends how much shit you have in your computer.
My laptop is new, It already out-preforms my father's gaming PC.
Please note, I bought a new PC because my old one broke a month earlier, not because I wanted better specs. Quite frankly, even if I have the power to play the new games, I wouldn't. They don't appeal to me.
User avatar #221 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
That's my point. Because my PS3 is primarily a gaming platform, I don't have to worry about what all I have on it in order to play my games or what programs I need to enable/disable to do so. I don't have a lot of programs on my computer, just Steam, Origin and Internet browsers, yet I still run into the problems I mentioned below whenever I get a new game
#224 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Like I said in #217.
An empty computer is less likely to have problems. That's why people have a Gaming PC. A whole different PC just for gaming. Before asking ''Why? It costs way more!'' I'd like to make you notice you bought a console. Although, some of us have our games on our main computer, we're oftenly regarded as ''Casuals'' by the others. Whenever I get a new game. I don't worry. I just play it. Because I know I have enough space to run it. Your ''Direct X 9'' is free. You don't have to buy any new programs to play a game. Just avoid clogging up your hard drive with thousands of pictures and videos and remember to delete any unneeded stuff you have.
User avatar #234 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
Less likely, but still likely. The problems I ran into were the result of many different variables, few of which I had anything to do with my computer. As for buying a new computer, my console was bought for me 3 years ago. Most of the shit on my computer is necessary for school and work so deleting it is not an option. Also, I don't have the money to drop $600+ on a decent gaming computer. Even if I did, a PS4 is $400 and I'll never have to worry about it becoming too obsolete to play later titles at full or even high quality
#243 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Who keeps school shit for over a year? Hell, for over 7 months?
PC gaming is an investment. It pays off in the future. But the profits make everything worth it. As much as you don't see yourself as one, you are one of those Original Casuals. You have no interest what-so-ever in making your own game. And you just want to play through a game for the fuck of it. You possibly also don't spend much time on games. (I spent my whole vacation doing nothing but sitting in front of my computer. I could have blown through any game series in a week. Explaining my rapid disinterest in a single game)
User avatar #267 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
OH-NO-YOU-DIDN'T Activated

I spend a ton of time time on games I like. I've lost count of how many times I played through each Dragon Age, each Mass Effect, Dishonored, the Fallouts, Diablo 3,Devil May Cry, and Borderlands 1 & 2 on my PC. It would take me all day to name all of the games I've played through multiple times on my PS3. Even if that wasn't the case, casual gamers are gamers nonetheless. If they want something simple a console is their best bet.
#281 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Original Casuals is nothing to be pissed about.
Those games are long-singleplayer games. So It's understandable you spent a lot of time on them. Hardcores back then Made mods that completely changed the whole game. Take Halo: CE. Now imagine a Legend of Zelda PvP. Yeah, I saw that.
User avatar #211 - kinginyellow (01/23/2014) [-]
My old computer was hell because I never deleted stuff I never needed, and let it all clutter. Took 10 minutes to open the browser.
#217 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Quite frankly, that wasn't really smart of you. That would be like filling up you Xbox hard drive with bullshit then try to download Skyrim. It won't work. Simply because you fucked up. My old laptop was decent. Just don't ask me to raise my graphics to High unless you want to see 0.1 frames per second. Now with this, I can play with the graphics on Very high simply because I can. However, the frame rate still drops and I left consoles to get away from the 60 FPS.
User avatar #218 - kinginyellow (01/23/2014) [-]
Ya I was in that young kid phase of not knowing what memory is, and that it can easily run out and slow down my PC. My laptop is so much better, more ram and a better graphics card
#219 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
That reminds me, I better go through my shit to delete unneeded items. It's a routine checkup and I neglected doing it since I got it.
User avatar #173 - coolioplasm (01/23/2014) [-]
name one
User avatar #185 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
Consoles are simple. I have around fifty games on my PC and I've had problems with most of them. Pretty much every time I play Dragon Age it crashes during a battle. Dragon Age II I can't even play unless I use DirectX 9 for some stupid reason and the same goes for Resident Evil 5. Saints Row 4 I had to re-install on my primary hard drive in order to get it to work. Batman Arkham City deleted my save file so I have to start over, and just fuck The Witcher 2. That game is apparently having none of my shit. All that and I haven't even touched the surface of the problems I've had.

The point is, while I fixed most of these issues, I've rarely ever run into anything like them on my PlayStation. Once I buy a game I don't have to worry about whether or not my console is strong enough to play it or if I'm going to run into any other issues. I just put the game in, install it, and, boom. It's done. I don't have to fuck with anything, or make sure I'm running the right programs, or any of that.
#195 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Mind if I put in my Gaming view for the fuck of it? I'll do it anyways.
I prefer PC gaming for these reasons: I don't have to buy PC 2 next gen just to play the new games with my friends, No matter how many times I've played a game if I install a mod it becomes a whole new game for free, The free games on steam, Ability to switch from work to games in virtually 1 second.
With consoles, I had issues with the ''Hey! Pay us to play online with your friends! (Xbox 360)'' and simply because I can play a game until I find it boring as hell with no way for it to be interesting again. And of course, the major titles are the most repetitive fucking things I've ever seen. Of course, I have less framerape with consoles than with PC. But I don't have to check to see if all my gaming programs are working as there's thousands of games that require little to no Specs. And, of course, Mods. Modded servers bring whole new game modes. I played motherfucking Hide and Seek in TF2. The console port of TF2 can't do that shit.
Oh, and final mention. I downloaded Skyrim on my 250Gb Xbox 360... The game took 167Gb of space, and with all I had before hand,I'm left with 27Gb. I wouldn't have had so much shit if the games were able to keep me occupied.

tl;dr [Insert PC Gaming master race here]
User avatar #223 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
As I said, there are advantages to PC gaming. I don't normally do multiplayer, so, I'm completely unaffected by the whole "Buy this and play with your friends" gimmick. Sometimes, I just want to sit down and shoot/stab/bite a mother fucker in the face without running into the issues I almost always experience with my PC.
#231 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Very funny way, Unhook your internet. Your computer is attempting to cloud save what you're doing while you do it, Making everything go way slower. Garry's Mod works way better offline for me than online. That or lower your graphic settings. All of the settings. For example, I selected ''Use Bloom effect when available'' in TF2 and my framerate dropped horribly with no real upgrade in visuals. Lower shaders and everything. It's more complex. Hence the old ''thing'' PC gamers did to Console Gamers back in the Original Xbox era and call them Casuals. As the settings were easier. PC is complex but gives you more unique settings to match you. Hope that helps your computer lay off your games' anus.
User avatar #235 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
Like I said, I've fixed most of the problems, so there's no need. Unless you have a miracle cure for The Witcher 2. The game plays like shit no matter what I do
#253 - dehnoobshow (01/23/2014) [-]
Delete some shit. A game takes a flat amount of space and temporarily uses more space for actually playing. If you have any other programs on, turn them off, Including Google Chrome. This allows the computer to dedicate more RAM to the game and no to something useless. That's honestly the only thing that makes a Console more performant than a computer. As all the RAM on a console is dedicated to the game.
Also, remember to let the computer rest from time to time. Being on for too long can make it tired and less strong. Simply shutting it down and starting it off again sometimes works around it.
User avatar #265 - oodlesandoodles (01/23/2014) [-]
Tried it, no effect. Fuck it
#189 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
Something tells me you put a lot more effort in your response then he did in his.
User avatar #187 - coolioplasm (01/23/2014) [-]
ok
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