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- A friend of mine once got top with his score doing nothing but…
- Maybe you should just go ahead and do it for Firefox.
- Both Thalmor and Ulfric are assholes and the Imperials are jus…
Well the Thalmor don't hate Talos for being a human that ascended to Godhood, they hate him because he became a God by Mantling and taking the place of the God they view as horrible and evil because he tricked the Aedra into making Nirn.
And Talos wasn't just a Nord. He was like three separate people; two Atmorans and a Breton.
Born as dragonborn and then he bound two shezarine souls to himself, if I remember correctly.
i think one of the atmorans( not hjalti) became the underking. while the breton is the one that actually claimed the throne
did actually sit on the throne for a while before giving himself another promotion.
that'd be the breton shezzare dragonborn, who was named tiber septim
Emperor Tiber Septim, also called Hjalti Early-Beard, General Talos Stormcrown, and Ysmir, was a Dragonborn and the first Emperor of the Septim Empire. He is regarded as one of Tamriel's most famous figures, having been the only one in history to unite the continent. Starting with his service under the Cyrodilic emperor Cuhlecain, Tiber Septim fought under the name "general Talos" to unify Cyrodiil, eventually usurping Cuchlecain and becoming emperor.
That's from the wiki. So we are either both correct or both wrong. The writing is a confusing, with stuff like the Dragonbreak from daggerfall
where every different ending happens simultaneously because time don't mean dick in elder scrolls
Its the dragonbreak in daggerfall that is important in this regard. Hjalti was absorved by a mage(absorved or killed or something not really sure), whom became the Underking that is in Daggerfall. and so the mantle of dragonborn passed down to a breton that usurped the emperor(i think he demonstrated thhis tuum and shouted I AM TALOS or something and they made him the new emperor tiber septim
The only one I'm sure of is the Tiber septim that became Talos the divine, was born as Talos and the dragonborn
being dragonborn made him a lesser aedra like the dragons
, he somehow bound two shazzarines to himself and forced his way into godhood. The underking, the other shazzarine Wulf
who might have been the god Talos just showing himself
, I'm not too sure about. Where my real knowledge starts is during the rise of the nerevarine.
Ulfric was brainwashed by the thalmor.
More like, Titus Mede is a baller and Ulfric is mad jealous of his swag
- Forum user 1: I have problem can I have help? Proceed…
Only the monotone ones help
> got a Problem with program
> ah shit
> go to Internet and browse the Problem
> 1 1/2 later after finding through shit and stuff that´s not even related to my Problem
> threat about EXACTLY my Problem
> Threat Ends with no one having a solution just fucking crap
> " nm guys found the Problem "
> try contact guy
> see the threat is already 3 years old and the Person non active since 2 1/2
I want this on record.
Don't buy Diablo 3 for PS4.
There's no fucking online presence and no one can fucking figure it out.
i remember i needed an email or something to login to a account, i lost it.
i then looked up how to access said account without email or how to retrieve it.
i then only found answers you can find said email in account information
you logged in even after specifically saying i cant acces account without email.
>30 step solution that involves you doing a bunch of risky sounding shit
Doesn't even work in the end
I absolutely despise people like this :
User 1 : Hey, i have this PC and the game freezes at this one point of game, otherwise its running fine, wat do
User 2: Just buy a fuckin new PC you faggot lol
"I can't get this game to run smoothly, any suggestions?"
User 1: "Have you tried restarting it?"
User 2: "You can always try what I did. I had something similar happen to me before haha, all you need to do is dismantle your PC with your bare hands and rewire everything using a pair of a cast iron skillet. Then when your PC is running simply rewire the mainframe and adjust flux capacitors using this easy to follow guide on quantum physics, and then it's only the simple process of reinventing the wheel. Let me know the results!
User 3: "Hey OP, there is a similar thread posted
, i'm closing this thread.
>*goes to thread*
>*same shit that user 2 posted*
There's no winning with these people.
User 1: Yo have I this problem with (insert problem here)
User 2: Oh yeah I had something like that, it sort of just fixed itself lol
User 3: Have you tried (solution)?
User 1: i just tried it, it didn't work
Mod: (posts link to a similar looking issue, that in no way relates with your current issue) please look around at the forums before you make threads. Thread locked.
*try again with similar results*
Help I have problem
Please read sticky before posting. thread closed.
*only result for this exact error message on google.*
Did you try reading the sticky?
Forum user 1: I have problem can I have help?
Proceeding forum users: I have same problem.
Forum user 1: Nvm, i found a fix.
After wich men in black take him away in to the night with a bag over his head never to be heard from again.
My personal favourite.
User 1: Hey, I'm having trouble running this, I keep getting an error
User 2: Works fine for me.
what are this People even thinking when they tell you this?!
" yo guys my shit is running so damn fucked. "
" well seems to work for me on my pc with different components and enginee, but i will tell you this anyway because i got no one to talk to. "
user 1: I have a problem
user 2: pm'ed you a solution
I never thought FJ would trigger me.
Nice avatar it reminds me of home
That's Nnamdi Azikiwe on your avatar from the Nigerian 500 naira note
yea i know
user 2, same
user 3, omg me too anyonw know the problem fix??
user 7, never happened to me, did you try this stupid obvious idea?
It's even worse when the only response is
"I've never had that problem, lol"
>checks [fixed] thread
>mod just cosed the thread for some gay reason
>it's listed as fixed by default
me: *googles problem*
forum user 1: i have problem can i have help?
forum user 2: just google it, retard
- I thought part six was pretty good, mostly towards the end though.
Part 6 in a Nutchell
- I feel like the reason people say she's bad in comp is because…
Sombra is "no good"
- My current.
- You're trying too hard.
- C4 is pretty malleable, but I don't think it would work still.…
So a shell shaped like a boomerang filled with C4?
But wait theres more! Why dont we inject helium
the c4, making it "lighter"
- Because smogon babies are stupid and bad.
A True Beast
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