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#49 - no what is lazy are the people complaining that they have to p…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low -1
#59 - bluemagebrilly (09/13/2014) [-]
I think the point is more "I can't do this", rather than "I can't do anything." They're complaining about something expected, something they felt should just be included on principle.

I don't really care about this in particular, because I'm definitely not getting Fable again, but I have to admit that there are some games that do the opposite of this; requiring you to use your mouse instead of your keyboard to navigate, and then you never use your mouse again. It's pretty bothersome.
User avatar #52 - leonhardt (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah. That's a problem.
#48 - i'm ******* glad it uses controller support, the …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Game devs just hit a new low -1
#56 - darthan (09/13/2014) [-]
You're missing the point that 9 fucking years ago Fable: The Lost Chapters was released on PC with full Mouse and Keyboard control. So this game doesn't have what a game 9 years ago accomplished.

And this is a PC game bitch, go on your XCocks or PSGay and use a controller there. If a PC port doesn't have full mouse and keyboard functionality, then don't FUCKING RELEASE IT ON PC.
User avatar #57 - ratytang (09/13/2014) [-]
but it does have full keyboard and mouse controls, just not mouse for menus it uses the keyboard which a PC has, you fucking potato.
#58 - darthan (09/13/2014) [-]
Which is something they SHOULD HAVE CHANGED FOR PC you retarded fuck. Do you not understand that TotalBiscuit has done a review on this game, and you're sticking up for a piece of shit port? Fable: The Lost Chapter is on PC, full Keyboard and Mouse for everything, and this shitty ass game is saying 'Oh, we can't do that. Too hard.'

They barely have rebindable keys, and the game, once again, looks like shit.

User avatar #61 - ratytang (09/13/2014) [-]
because it does NOT need a mouse in the menu, all a mouse does it make it faster for lazy cunts, should it be there, sure, does it need to be there to play the game, NO! and it's not half obvious the game is not up to par for the graphical standards of todays games, if you watched the totalbisket video your self he even says it should be titled as a re mastered game not remake because it used to same old game to enhance the graphics, to make it any better they would of had to re make the whole game, its like trying to slap make up on a fat chick and make her pretty, not going to happen, but would you fuck it, of course your virgin ass would.
#66 - darthan (09/13/2014) [-]
You're still defending the fact that a PC (Personal Computer, which is designed with a mouse and keyboard you dumbass bitch) has a menu in which it has NO FUCKING MOUSE SUPPORT. If I wanted to NOT use a mouse for a game I WOULDN'T PLAY IT ON A GAMING MEDIUM THAT USES A MOUSE 24/7. Once again I direct you to the video from TotalBiscuit where he COMPARES THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO A GAME THAT CAME OUT 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO. And the game from 9 years ago has EVERYTHING for a PC game. So YES, a mouse for menu's is required for a game where a mouse is needed to get to the game. You wanna play with a controller, than play on a console that doesn't use a mouse.
User avatar #68 - ratytang (09/14/2014) [-]
oh and another thing as the guy says in the post, this is 2014 get a fucking controller you scrub
User avatar #67 - ratytang (09/14/2014) [-]
and pcs are also now designed for controller support and they where 9 years ago too yet they removed controller support from a game that was designed for it 9 fucking years ago, and if you knew anything about the history of computers you would also know that they have always used controllers or joysticks, just because your dumb ass does not own one does not mean they are not part of one
#139 - if you ever kissed a girl while you where wearing a hat you wo… 09/12/2014 on well? 0
#59 - Nes to modern games 09/12/2014 on wearing glasses 0
#53 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Freedom of Expression +13
#55 - gedab (09/11/2014) [-]
#32 - Guise, i fixed him  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Freedom of Expression +140
User avatar #51 - EpicAnon (09/11/2014) [-]
His beard is a little thin on the picture's left side, but that is still damn impressive, more than I could do.
User avatar #54 - theejoshster (09/11/2014) [-]
freedom of expression
#49 - darthblam (09/11/2014) [-]
#48 - gedab (09/11/2014) [-]
Excellent. For extra credit, make one of him bald.
#53 - ratytang (09/11/2014) [-]
#55 - gedab (09/11/2014) [-]
#38 - inomgod (09/11/2014) [-]
Expert photoshopper over here guys^
#30 - tried my best 09/11/2014 on Freedom of Expression +17
#19 - maybe it was to big to fit out the door 09/10/2014 on Good Luck +1
#22 - they put on make up because they ARE jews, cum stain, but let … 09/10/2014 on role models 0
#20 - he explained it in the ******* comp, at the time,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on role models 0
User avatar #21 - cdmin (09/10/2014) [-]
lol, they put on makeup so you cant see they are jews? wat? do jews look different in the face than other people?

btw, i did not read the whole comp since i saw the movie and reposts suck niggerdick
User avatar #22 - ratytang (09/10/2014) [-]
they put on make up because they ARE jews, cum stain, but let me explain it to a simpleton like your self! ,they put on the make up so people they knew would not know who they were on stage.
#20 - the edges of his arms where pissing me off 09/10/2014 on finding dad's porn stash -5
#13 - more like when someone farted 09/10/2014 on Drop dat Bass 0
#27 - It's only gay if you push back 09/08/2014 on That's gay 0
#17 - just to many muscle tears from working out and wrestling.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on optical illusion 0
User avatar #18 - bagguhsleep (09/08/2014) [-]
Nah, I like my explanation better. It's more inspiring.
#30 - You damn right mother ****** , you fess up to your… 09/08/2014 on My favorite MP4 +1
#28 - It is "Thomas the tank engine" you **** knuckle  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on My favorite MP4 +11
#29 - thedecodedgamer (09/08/2014) [-]
I am a disgrace,
I always tell people when they get it wrong,
and now i have been caught with my hand in the cookie jar.
User avatar #30 - ratytang (09/08/2014) [-]
You damn right mother fucker, you fess up to your wrong doings!
#13 - biggest chest gap i have ever seen  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on optical illusion +5
User avatar #16 - bagguhsleep (09/08/2014) [-]
It looks like he got punched in the sternum really hard as a kid and has been working out all his life in order to get revenge on his attacker.
User avatar #17 - ratytang (09/08/2014) [-]
just to many muscle tears from working out and wrestling.
User avatar #18 - bagguhsleep (09/08/2014) [-]
Nah, I like my explanation better. It's more inspiring.
#18 - Picture 09/07/2014 on Black Sunshine +20
#35 - And to think the real Christopher robin hated the books and hi… 09/07/2014 on Realization 0
#113 - you can in queensland 09/07/2014 on Deal With It +1
#53 - you can't make me douche pickle  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #55 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
Oh I can my dear, I can.
#51 - for a coffin cum stain! a grave is the hole that the coffin goes in.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #52 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
It is still a type of variety of a grave.
now calm your blubber-rage.
User avatar #53 - ratytang (09/07/2014) [-]
you can't make me douche pickle
User avatar #55 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
Oh I can my dear, I can.
#48 - he said grave, not tomb, you un-educated **** knuckle.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/07/2014 on rekt 0
User avatar #50 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
besides, what is a tomb for?
User avatar #51 - ratytang (09/07/2014) [-]
for a coffin cum stain! a grave is the hole that the coffin goes in.
User avatar #52 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
It is still a type of variety of a grave.
now calm your blubber-rage.
User avatar #53 - ratytang (09/07/2014) [-]
you can't make me douche pickle
User avatar #55 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
Oh I can my dear, I can.
User avatar #49 - reican (09/07/2014) [-]
Viking mounds.
#127 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on GTX 750ti 2GDDR5 $139.99 +9
User avatar #227 - admin (09/06/2014) [-]
LOL
#26 - why don't you just torrent it like normal people? 09/05/2014 on Strax the testicle has a... 0
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User avatar #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
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#15 - tentaquil (01/19/2014) [-]
This wasn't supposed to happen but I'm glad it did
#16 to #15 - ratytang ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
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#14 - theshadowed (12/25/2013) [-]
You're ******* hilarious
#12 - voiceless (07/05/2013) [-]
HI RATYTANG   
I'll stop mentioning you now.
HI RATYTANG
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#2 - nggamer (10/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - daddymcswagger (09/02/2012) [-]
Hai ma friend :D
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