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Date Signed Up:12/20/2011
Last Login:9/11/2014
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#647984 - My god that game was awesome. I loved that map at night where … 09/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#29 - Even if it was, you still implied Nazis were good people.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Shower 0
User avatar #31 - matjes (09/02/2013) [-]
too bad i couldn't use a picture to show that i wasn't serious
come on, only an idiot would think it was a nice gesture without knowing that he get killed

#1 - Comment deleted 09/02/2013 on LOL NIGGERS -1
#1 - "the baby's a girl" WHAT BABY?!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on North West 0
User avatar #2 - savestate (09/02/2013) [-]
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West's Baby

I didn't know either when I read this (had to look it up)
#48 - I am my own faggot. I aint owned by no man. 09/02/2013 on It's just shift + arrow... 0
#31 - I never saw the bonus of a Hyperion. those first shots could b… 09/02/2013 on Borderlands +1
#106 - So original and funny! That was sarcasm in cas… 09/02/2013 on Problem? 0
#12 - If you rehearse that means you practice so he practiced to do … 08/31/2013 on Drummer 0
#8 - Do you know what rehearsed means?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Drummer 0
User avatar #10 - thatbrevitything (08/31/2013) [-]
yep and that's what he did, but apparently people don't understand
User avatar #12 - rattman (08/31/2013) [-]
If you rehearse that means you practice so he practiced to do that.

I don't understand what point you were making.
#59 - Egoraptor delivers the pizza on time.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Sexy. +1
#60 - monotuei (08/31/2013) [-]
YOOUUUHH!...
#94 - FRUNT PAGE AINT NO PLACE FO CHUMPS LYK U M8 JUS DEAL WID IT U … 08/31/2013 on rattman's profile 0
#92 - THE FUK U CHATIN' 'BOUT OVER THER M8?! U THINK UR TUFF ENUF 2 …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on rattman's profile 0
User avatar #93 - nortledrones (08/30/2013) [-]
M8 DAT WAS SUM GUD CONTENT BROTHA I JUS WAN THE FRUNT PAGE YU SILALY WANKA ILL WRECK YAH M8 U DUN GOOFED I SWA TO MY MOM
User avatar #94 - rattman (08/31/2013) [-]
FRUNT PAGE AINT NO PLACE FO CHUMPS LYK U M8 JUS DEAL WID IT U STUPID FUCKIN SOD
#25 - It's one of those things that just happens. Give it a while an… 08/30/2013 on After school checkup +1
#38 - C'MON! Egoraptor wouldn't cut me off!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Sexy. +2
#47 - monotuei (08/30/2013) [-]
Egoraptor would have change for twenty!
#59 - rattman (08/31/2013) [-]
Egoraptor delivers the pizza on time.
#60 - monotuei (08/31/2013) [-]
YOOUUUHH!...
#27 - Umm.... This looks like Egoraptor.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Sexy. +2
#33 - monotuei (08/30/2013) [-]
Wow! Fucking egoraptor much?!
DGGGHHH...
#38 - rattman (08/30/2013) [-]
C'MON! Egoraptor wouldn't cut me off!
#47 - monotuei (08/30/2013) [-]
Egoraptor would have change for twenty!
#59 - rattman (08/31/2013) [-]
Egoraptor delivers the pizza on time.
#60 - monotuei (08/31/2013) [-]
YOOUUUHH!...
#3 - In case any one wants to see the whole thing. 08/30/2013 on Trying to eat while being... -1
#643806 - Has anyone got any hints on how to make a successful ship in K…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#643851 - therealtjthemedic (08/30/2013) [-]
You've got two options for making rockets in KSP.
1. Strap boosters and rockets onto the thing until it is impossible for you not to get into space.
2. Make a well-rounded 'base' rocket and launch everything using that. (experiment a bit to find one that works)
P.S. Make sure to pack enough fuel to get it into orbit. Depending on the payload, you might even need an extra J64.
P.P.S. Don't try and get the biggest orbit. Just try for the easiest.
User avatar #643813 - amegaara (08/30/2013) [-]
dont go full on or full off when you are nearing the orbit zone keep your thrusters on low because gravity will not effect you that much there and try to steer your ship after that
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on go to sleep bitch +5
User avatar #43 - holybronybatman (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I laughed for 3 minutes straight.
#22 - Not if they say they will deliver it in 40 minutes. 08/28/2013 on So I ordered a pizza... 0
#25 - That is just how this place works, kinda stupid really.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on This was too great not to... -2
User avatar #26 - zaiopeperse (08/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. Might I add, I love your name
#84 - That still wont be to my face you coward but fine  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2013 on rattman's profile 0
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#82 - Say that to my face, coward.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2013 on rattman's profile 0
User avatar #83 - cunttoaster (08/27/2013) [-]
go on xbox and i will
User avatar #84 - rattman (08/27/2013) [-]
That still wont be to my face you coward but fine
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#80 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 08/27/2013 on rattman's profile 0
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User avatar #82 - rattman (08/27/2013) [-]
Say that to my face, coward.
User avatar #83 - cunttoaster (08/27/2013) [-]
go on xbox and i will
User avatar #84 - rattman (08/27/2013) [-]
That still wont be to my face you coward but fine
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#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Pittbulls +15
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#15 - Why would he crop it?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on houses 0
#19 - dreaddune (08/26/2013) [-]
Op wanted reaction-pics from the comic he posted, like the one i posted here. But he wrote in the description that he didn't know how to crop them out.
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User avatar #165 - cunttoaster (07/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #166 to #165 - rattman (07/26/2014) [-]
Why.
#160 - cunttoaster (07/25/2014) [-]
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#159 - cunttoaster (07/25/2014) [-]
Hey there
#158 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #146 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
RATS!
User avatar #147 to #146 - rattman (03/13/2014) [-]
MEN!
User avatar #148 to #147 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
COCKTAIL!
User avatar #149 to #148 - rattman (03/13/2014) [-]
ROOSTER REAR!
User avatar #150 to #149 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
POTATO KANISHESH
User avatar #151 to #150 - rattman (03/13/2014) [-]
POTATO KNISHES!
User avatar #152 to #151 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
KANISHESH!
User avatar #153 to #152 - rattman (03/13/2014) [-]
So... who are you?
User avatar #154 to #153 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
Some bored mod that got really confused as to why the **** did someone flag that www.funnyjunk.com/user/slipperycheese/49#49 @_@
User avatar #155 to #154 - rattman (03/13/2014) [-]
I can't even remember what that was. I really don't know why someone would go back over a year to flag it either but I really want to now...
User avatar #156 to #155 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
It was barrack obama..
User avatar #157 to #156 - rattman (03/13/2014) [-]
Maybe someone is leading a revolution against him. You should contact the government.
#145 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #139 to #138 - rattman (01/31/2014) [-]
8edgy
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User avatar #142 to #141 - rattman (02/01/2014) [-]
10edgy
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User avatar #110 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
you are ben aye
User avatar #143 to #110 - rattman (02/12/2014) [-]
Who are you again?
User avatar #124 to #110 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #136 to #125 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #111 to #110 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Who the **** are you?
User avatar #112 to #111 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
who are you?
i'm revengeforfreeze
what u want from me cunttoaster
User avatar #127 to #112 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #113 to #112 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Your name
User avatar #114 to #113 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
irl name?
User avatar #128 to #114 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
NO I DON'T PLAY WORLD OF TANKS
User avatar #135 to #129 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #115 to #114 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Sure
User avatar #117 to #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
wait a sec are you going ot kill me irl again dolan
User avatar #130 to #117 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #131 to #116 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #118 to #116 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Because i'm curious
User avatar #119 to #118 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
I don't konw you guys but my name is Jakob
User avatar #132 to #119 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #120 to #119 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #121 to #120 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
... what are you plannig. ...

pls dont kill me i want to live
User avatar #133 to #121 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #122 to #121 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
i wont
User avatar #123 to #122 - revengeforfreeze (12/31/2013) [-]
cool

are you bens friend or what
User avatar #134 to #123 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #126 to #123 - cunttoaster (12/31/2013) [-]
No, I'm his toaster
User avatar #137 to #126 - rattman (12/31/2013) [-]
And a cunty one at that.
#98 - cunttoaster (12/08/2013) [-]
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#99 to #98 - rattman (12/08/2013) [-]
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#101 to #100 - rattman (12/08/2013) [-]
y am u bein so mean
y am u bein so mean
User avatar #103 to #102 - rattman (12/08/2013) [-]
Because it makes me cry, you insensitive cunttoaster.
#104 to #103 - cunttoaster (12/08/2013) [-]
i'll 						****					 you up
i'll **** you up
#105 to #104 - rattman (12/08/2013) [-]
***** imma get creative when I start beating yo punk ass.
User avatar #107 to #106 - rattman (12/08/2013) [-]
**** you, you mudblood. I bet you can't even make a patronus charm.
#108 to #107 - cunttoaster (12/08/2013) [-]
PRAISE UNGER
User avatar #109 to #108 - rattman (12/08/2013) [-]
It's √ľnga you swine.
#95 - cunttoaster (10/06/2013) [-]
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#96 to #95 - rattman (10/08/2013) [-]
***** I is clocked over 150 hours on gta 4 yo
User avatar #91 - nortledrones (08/30/2013) [-]
YOU GONNA THUMB DOWN ME CONTENT M8 I PUNCH YA GOBBER IN FGAT I SWA ON ME MUMS LIFE IM A CALL OF DUTY HACKA ILL THROWS EGGS AT CHA HOUSE
#92 to #91 - rattman (08/30/2013) [-]
THE FUK U CHATIN' 'BOUT OVER THER M8?! U THINK UR TUFF ENUF 2 TAKE ME ON M8?! TAKE A SWING SO I CAN FUK U UP!
THE FUK U CHATIN' 'BOUT OVER THER M8?! U THINK UR TUFF ENUF 2 TAKE ME ON M8?! TAKE A SWING SO I CAN FUK U UP!
User avatar #93 to #92 - nortledrones (08/30/2013) [-]
M8 DAT WAS SUM GUD CONTENT BROTHA I JUS WAN THE FRUNT PAGE YU SILALY WANKA ILL WRECK YAH M8 U DUN GOOFED I SWA TO MY MOM
User avatar #94 to #93 - rattman (08/31/2013) [-]
FRUNT PAGE AINT NO PLACE FO CHUMPS LYK U M8 JUS DEAL WID IT U STUPID ****** SOD
User avatar #82 to #81 - rattman (08/27/2013) [-]
Say that to my face, coward.
User avatar #83 to #82 - cunttoaster (08/27/2013) [-]
go on xbox and i will
User avatar #84 to #83 - rattman (08/27/2013) [-]
That still wont be to my face you coward but fine
User avatar #62 - bananabent (12/27/2012) [-]
Oi rattman. Its been a couple of days.
So how did it go? Did you get your steam acc back? =)
User avatar #63 to #62 - rattman (12/27/2012) [-]
Yep I just got an email back and they reset the email and password, thank you a lot. There is one strange thing though, all my friends have been removed and there is only one guy who I've never met called "BRIN1929". Anyway thank you so much.
User avatar #64 to #63 - rattman (12/27/2012) [-]
I have just realised someone has also blocked all of my old friends so someone has done this. I am just going to change everything associated with that email.
User avatar #46 - khl (12/22/2012) [-]
what do you want for the mirror ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - rattman (12/22/2012) [-]
What are you offering?
#29 - bdowns (07/26/2012) [-]
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