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#279 - How did you get into doing metal work? Especially something as…  [+] (8 new replies) 15 hours ago on What's Fjs stance on... +1
#436 - novabird (10 hours ago) [-]
my gift is unique in that i can watch anyone and learn from them mistakes and all so i don't make those mistakes, i can also research a skill as well then hone it, in 2000 i moved to where i am now and my neighbor was a pro welder and fabricator and i watched him a few times and things just clicked, to me everything is a shapeable liquid to be formed with the right tools, stone, metal, glass, carbon fiber you name it these things and more can be shaped to your desires or needs and used to fix things as well, i don't just make those things i also do restorations of other stuff like motorcycles and cars etc and full out upgrades and repairs, if i can see it in my head i can build it if i own the materials and tools.
i got into gunsmithing because i saw a need for it and my dad was a classified manufacturer of weapons for the state of alaska and i'm a natural at understanding machines in my head, given what i see i like to step things way up a bit and i have to keep myself really busy or i kinda get a little crazy.
#443 - novabird (9 hours ago) [-]
even huge computers.
#442 - novabird (9 hours ago) [-]
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#440 - novabird (9 hours ago) [-]
in progress.
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#1006 - tell me its ok to stoner 04/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#25 - was gonna say the same thing 04/26/2015 on Crossfitters Be Like +2
#101 - except that the first batch of mods is like 20 years old by no… 04/26/2015 on This is what it's coming to. +1
#169 - logged in to say: working out is not about willpower. Its … 04/24/2015 on Tumblr... cares? +1
#91 - thanks guys awesome stuff!!! 04/06/2015 on HFY!!!! 0
#47 - To be fair,its not stupidity. Imagine cars just came out, … 03/26/2015 on Dem Facts #3 0
#125 - But 4 dicks inside of you...i dont understand where the 4th went  [+] (10 new replies) 03/26/2015 on trigered +4
User avatar #285 - nattybakes (03/26/2015) [-]
2 in muh pink, 2 in muh stink
User avatar #143 - taniv (03/26/2015) [-]
I once saw a video where someone put all 4 in the same hole. I can't remember source. I don't think I want to.
User avatar #151 - blokrokker (03/26/2015) [-]
I'm just trying to figure out the LOGISTICS of that. How would you fit all four people into one spot?
User avatar #281 - nattybakes (03/26/2015) [-]
you dont
#166 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
Loose baggy pussy. If you can fit both hands in her cunt and clap your hands. You can certainly fit 4 shlongs into that pit of despair
User avatar #282 - nattybakes (03/26/2015) [-]
im actually tight as fuck so fuck off
User avatar #167 - blokrokker (03/26/2015) [-]
I'm not doubting the stretching powers of the vagina. I did come out of one, after all. I'm questioning how four dudes can even get their dicks to the target. Wouldn't they all get in the way of each other?
#175 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
Not really. One under supporting the weight. One from the front one from the top and another sneaks in from the side.
Or two under to support the weight. Angle their hips inward so they both get in then two more from the front/sides.
Is it crowded? Yes.
Can it still be done? Sure.
Why? I dont want to know. So dont ask
User avatar #165 - tenaciouslee (03/26/2015) [-]
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
#138 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
You haven't had the internet for very long, have you?
#53 - so its more important to you what people think of you than you… 03/13/2015 on Embarrassment 0
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