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#160 - well you deserve better anyways so dont worry 11/20/2014 on Anon Gives the Cold Shoulder +1
#169 - yeah but if any prison documentaries or movies (sons of anarch… 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
#119 - im too high normally id never laugh at this but damn its too funy 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
#116 - we should find out  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
User avatar #118 - ssjkirby (11/19/2014) [-]
Okay, but we agree I'm not gay right?

I just want to fuck you in the ass because you've been a naughty boy.
#119 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
im too high normally id never laugh at this but damn its too funy
#111 - >I think his reputation is already ruined Its not the …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
#153 - shadowgandalf (11/19/2014) [-]
IDK about 3rd world prisons like in brazil, but everywhere else in the world, they are completely civilized.

The entire point of a prison, is to rehabilate the inmates. If the behaviour in prison is uncivilized, then your prison is a faliure, as it will simply harden the criminals.

I watched the first 3 seasons of a show called Prison Break, and if the american prisons are anything like that, i don't know what to say, as it is utterly idiotic and pathetic.
#169 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah but if any prison documentaries or movies (sons of anarchy,prison break,american history x) are to believed all the inmates run the prison and normally in a dictatorship.

The king nigger rules the niggers,the white supremacist hitler wannabe is the boss of the white guys and the spicks have some jefe esse.

They shiv each other over every bullshit and everybody ends up like a bitch if theyre on the bottom (see otto/juice in SOA or bellic in prison break season 3).

Civilized or not, but most prisons fail at rehabilitating especially because once you get out you have no chance at making an honest living.
User avatar #112 - ssjkirby (11/19/2014) [-]
>you don't need to be gay to have gay sex
It is a pretty good indicator though
User avatar #151 - franklyimaperson (11/19/2014) [-]
The Booty Warrior from Lock Up prision show Booty is booty, booty is more important than water
#116 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
we should find out
User avatar #118 - ssjkirby (11/19/2014) [-]
Okay, but we agree I'm not gay right?

I just want to fuck you in the ass because you've been a naughty boy.
#119 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
im too high normally id never laugh at this but damn its too funy
#104 - Can you imagine how humiliating it is to get ****** …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
User avatar #109 - ssjkirby (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go

>Can you imagine how humiliating it is to get fucked in the ass by 20 people?
He was convicted for raping his own child. I think his reputation is already ruined
>Can you imagine how much the pain is of having a torn asshole?
Not anymore painful than getting the shit beaten out of you and less painful than torture.
>Have you heard of eye for an eye?
Yes. It's a bad system that civilized people don't use.

>If you answered yes to all remember that these people havent had sex for a fucking long time (since they have shivs so they must have been in prison a while), and at some point you dont care as long as youre doing the fucking.
> I haven't had sex in 20 years, but I still don't feel the desire to start fucking dudes

The prison inmates dont see themselves as gay, the gay is the one who gets it in the ass willingly.
>They might not see themselves as gay, but their actions seem pretty gay.
#111 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
>I think his reputation is already ruined
Its not the reputation kind of humiliation i was talking about, more the feeling like utter trash

>Not anymore painful than getting the shit beaten out of you and less painful than torture.
Yeah but two birds one stone

>Yes. It's a bad system that civilized people don't use.
Implying prison is civilized.

>I haven't had sex in 20 years, but I still don't feel the desire to start fucking dudes
Yeah you havent had sex ever so what do you miss? And are you telling me you dont get sudden urges where you just get super horny?
And idk but if i have to stay a couple years in prison id rather fuck some dude than just jerk off, prefer fucking than getting fucked, and like this i wont be fucked with (who fucks with the guy who will make you his bitch?)

>I haven't had sex in 20 years, but I still don't feel the desire to start fucking dudes
Youre right. The only thing i can say is that homosexuality in itself is being attracted to men, so you dont really need to be gay to have gay sex lol

#153 - shadowgandalf (11/19/2014) [-]
IDK about 3rd world prisons like in brazil, but everywhere else in the world, they are completely civilized.

The entire point of a prison, is to rehabilate the inmates. If the behaviour in prison is uncivilized, then your prison is a faliure, as it will simply harden the criminals.

I watched the first 3 seasons of a show called Prison Break, and if the american prisons are anything like that, i don't know what to say, as it is utterly idiotic and pathetic.
#169 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah but if any prison documentaries or movies (sons of anarchy,prison break,american history x) are to believed all the inmates run the prison and normally in a dictatorship.

The king nigger rules the niggers,the white supremacist hitler wannabe is the boss of the white guys and the spicks have some jefe esse.

They shiv each other over every bullshit and everybody ends up like a bitch if theyre on the bottom (see otto/juice in SOA or bellic in prison break season 3).

Civilized or not, but most prisons fail at rehabilitating especially because once you get out you have no chance at making an honest living.
User avatar #112 - ssjkirby (11/19/2014) [-]
>you don't need to be gay to have gay sex
It is a pretty good indicator though
User avatar #151 - franklyimaperson (11/19/2014) [-]
The Booty Warrior from Lock Up prision show Booty is booty, booty is more important than water
#116 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
we should find out
User avatar #118 - ssjkirby (11/19/2014) [-]
Okay, but we agree I'm not gay right?

I just want to fuck you in the ass because you've been a naughty boy.
#119 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
im too high normally id never laugh at this but damn its too funy
#44 - My ex stopped talking to me randomly after i took her to londo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anon Gives the Cold Shoulder +7
#147 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Funny, my ex was going to London for a week with a guy to cosplay with and she felt like it would break our couple (she told me that 2 months before leaving) but promised she wasn't into him, I said that it was cool and if it would break our couple then it would happen at that moment... She didn't have to worry about it now. She went with him and to this day I'm pretty sure they banged.
#160 - ratstroke (11/20/2014) [-]
well you deserve better anyways so dont worry
#41 - the reason i replied to you btw was if you wanna play ps4 unit… 11/13/2014 on Finally Somebody Said It 0
#20732 - okay thanks bruv, i appreciate it 11/13/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#40 - maybe im just pissed off because i just spent 3 hours or so on… 11/13/2014 on Finally Somebody Said It 0
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