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ratchat

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/20/2009
Last Login:4/23/2015
Location:canada NS dartmouth easternpassage eh
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#1 - heavy i am bullet proof ya but not wall proof  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2010 on world of crahes TF2 syle 0
User avatar #2 - patriotic canadian (07/07/2010) [-]
good point!
#616 - that was creepy 07/06/2010 on 4chan 0
#81 - it's funny because 1. it sounds like he lost control of hi… 07/06/2010 on The Day I Lost Control -2
#64 - the it charge at me, i had to defend myself was used in an sou…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2010 on That little bastard 0
#70 - bloodyrush (07/05/2010) [-]
ITS COMEING RIGHT FOR US!!!!

BANG!!!

kyle: dad why did you say that

Dad: well son, you see. there are laws against us shooting these animals exept in self defence, thats why we have to shout "its comeing right at us" before we shoot
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User avatar #69 - heroshotgun (07/05/2010) [-]
actually in that episode he said "It's coming right for us"
#61 - south park reference  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2010 on That little bastard +1
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User avatar #64 - ratchat (07/05/2010) [-]
the it charge at me, i had to defend myself was used in an south park ep
#70 - bloodyrush (07/05/2010) [-]
ITS COMEING RIGHT FOR US!!!!

BANG!!!

kyle: dad why did you say that

Dad: well son, you see. there are laws against us shooting these animals exept in self defence, thats why we have to shout "its comeing right at us" before we shoot
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User avatar #69 - heroshotgun (07/05/2010) [-]
actually in that episode he said "It's coming right for us"
#280 - long time no see 07/05/2010 on Another Freaking Twilight? 0
#5 - are you sure it's not ******* because the annoy me a lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2010 on FunnyJunk Funnies Part 1 -3
#8 - Torment (07/05/2010) [-]
the people have spoken you got -2 thumbs i have 0 so yes the answer is naggers
#1 - gmod 07/05/2010 on cool face 0
#2 - i am white and that made me cry 07/02/2010 on Dying Watermelon +1
#22 - Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 +1
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#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#20 - nucker holocaust trying to wipe out the zombies but fail some how  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 +1
#21 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
that would be good. but why would they bomb anartica nothing can be there so a bunker for me is a waste of time and space.
User avatar #22 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country
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#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#18 - nuke!! i have an nuckler bunker  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 +1
#19 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
You sir were bested in a battle of wits. but if you wish to humiliate yourself let us begin.
Why would a nucleur bunker help against zombies in any way.
User avatar #20 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nucker holocaust trying to wipe out the zombies but fail some how
#21 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
that would be good. but why would they bomb anartica nothing can be there so a bunker for me is a waste of time and space.
User avatar #22 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country
#23 - iAmSatan has deleted their comment.
#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#16 - o ya  [+] (8 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 +1
#17 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
nice chat sir but you have been bested. so i bid you a due.
User avatar #18 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nuke!! i have an nuckler bunker
#19 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
You sir were bested in a battle of wits. but if you wish to humiliate yourself let us begin.
Why would a nucleur bunker help against zombies in any way.
User avatar #20 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nucker holocaust trying to wipe out the zombies but fail some how
#21 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
that would be good. but why would they bomb anartica nothing can be there so a bunker for me is a waste of time and space.
User avatar #22 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country
#23 - iAmSatan has deleted their comment.
#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#3 - you mean shotgun and that thing under the ak-47 is an auto shotgun  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2010 on zombie sheet v.2 0
#4 - DANEgerous (07/02/2010) [-]
Yes, yes i do see that gun? No hair trigger, no walnut stock, not cobalt blue steel, not the legendary gun of a god, also no crowbar, swords can get stuck in that soft copse flesh, while a very good weapon that is there down side.
#13 - and it would be more heavy  [+] (10 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 0
#14 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
i wont have to move. so it won't matter i am in freaking anartica. when am i gonna have to move it.
User avatar #16 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
o ya
#17 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
nice chat sir but you have been bested. so i bid you a due.
User avatar #18 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nuke!! i have an nuckler bunker
#19 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
You sir were bested in a battle of wits. but if you wish to humiliate yourself let us begin.
Why would a nucleur bunker help against zombies in any way.
User avatar #20 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nucker holocaust trying to wipe out the zombies but fail some how
#21 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
that would be good. but why would they bomb anartica nothing can be there so a bunker for me is a waste of time and space.
User avatar #22 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country
#23 - iAmSatan has deleted their comment.
#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#11 - i picked the ak-47 because i can reload it in 15 seconds becau…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 0
#12 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
50 cal better it fires a lot more and can be attached to a stand where you stand and fire. then reload is as easy as put anothere round belt in.
User avatar #13 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
and it would be more heavy
#14 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
i wont have to move. so it won't matter i am in freaking anartica. when am i gonna have to move it.
User avatar #16 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
o ya
#17 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
nice chat sir but you have been bested. so i bid you a due.
User avatar #18 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nuke!! i have an nuckler bunker
#19 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
You sir were bested in a battle of wits. but if you wish to humiliate yourself let us begin.
Why would a nucleur bunker help against zombies in any way.
User avatar #20 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nucker holocaust trying to wipe out the zombies but fail some how
#21 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
that would be good. but why would they bomb anartica nothing can be there so a bunker for me is a waste of time and space.
User avatar #22 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country
#23 - iAmSatan has deleted their comment.
#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#8 - is the spaz 12 an auto shot gun i think it is anys ways i woul…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 0
#9 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
they also need flesh nothing lives in anartica. so i will be safe.
User avatar #11 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
i picked the ak-47 because i can reload it in 15 seconds because wean i was little my dad bought me an ak-47 with concrete in the barrel i would all ways reload and unload it i use to have it until the lawl in Canada u have to have a gun's permit and lissions to have and gun with or with out concrete in the barrel my dad gave it to the cop's that was a sad sad day for me and i miss little bob yes i named my gun can i can stell rember what it looked like and felt
#12 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
50 cal better it fires a lot more and can be attached to a stand where you stand and fire. then reload is as easy as put anothere round belt in.
User avatar #13 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
and it would be more heavy
#14 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
i wont have to move. so it won't matter i am in freaking anartica. when am i gonna have to move it.
User avatar #16 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
o ya
#17 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
nice chat sir but you have been bested. so i bid you a due.
User avatar #18 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nuke!! i have an nuckler bunker
#19 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
You sir were bested in a battle of wits. but if you wish to humiliate yourself let us begin.
Why would a nucleur bunker help against zombies in any way.
User avatar #20 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
nucker holocaust trying to wipe out the zombies but fail some how
#21 - justleave (07/02/2010) [-]
that would be good. but why would they bomb anartica nothing can be there so a bunker for me is a waste of time and space.
User avatar #22 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
Russia being a dick and want's to be the only country
#23 - iAmSatan has deleted their comment.
#24 - Antonkr (07/04/2010) [-]
Agreed. Now try to find one.
My survival technice doesnt base on certain weapon. It is based on any weapon I have disposel of. All of the stuff in my sheet is what I have in my house and some other is what I can get EASILY. I live 5 miles away from a shop that has crossbows so I have it in my sheet. Thats how I roll.
#7 - maybe i say gordon is like chuck Norris j.r 07/02/2010 on my zombie sheet v.1 0
#8 - http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/576390/my+zombie+shee… 07/02/2010 on Zombie Survival Sheet 0
#5 - so theres a site that makes this  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2010 on Zombie Survival Sheet 0
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#2 - it stoped and loaded wean the second shot to the head it was beautiful 07/02/2010 on fred +1
#2 - do u make this on a web site or did you draw it  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2010 on Zombie Survival Sheet +1
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User avatar #5 - ratchat (07/02/2010) [-]
so theres a site that makes this
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#87 - no it's a hot chilly pepper 07/02/2010 on Demotivationals [2] 0
#1 - I LOVE THIS VIDEOS 07/01/2010 on The online game 4 +1
#21 - whos candle jack  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2010 on chest area -1
User avatar #22 - HolyArachnid (07/01/2010) [-]
He's the guy from Freakazoid who appears whenever anyone says his name and ties
User avatar #40 - Petroleum (07/01/2010) [-]
Om My Go-
#44 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
You're doing it wrong Candlejack only ge-
User avatar #86 - blueflyguy (07/01/2010) [-]
Yeah, you have to "say" Candlejack for him t-

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#38 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
User avatar #36 - ratchat (04/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - ratchat (04/24/2012) [-]
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#37 to #40 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
****** so fancy i need a monocole
User avatar #34 - gloogy (05/11/2011) [-]
ok ratchat its up
User avatar #30 - TheUsername (03/28/2011) [-]
Can you please post all of your **** comics in your profile pictures? PLEEEASE?!
User avatar #31 to #35 - ratchat (03/28/2011) [-]
no sorry every time i try it. it go's in the funny sfw place i got kick/ban 5 time's now. said if it happens again my account would be deleted
User avatar #32 to #36 - TheUsername (03/28/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #33 to #37 - ratchat (03/28/2011) [-]
yes i know
User avatar #28 - dielow (03/27/2011) [-]
yay ^^ thx
User avatar #29 to #33 - ratchat (03/27/2011) [-]
no problem
User avatar #26 - whomadewho (03/26/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #27 to #31 - ratchat (03/26/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #15 - MCPO (04/11/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ratchat (04/12/2010) [-]
ratchat was here and now he is here
User avatar #17 to #16 - MCPO (04/12/2010) [-]
Alright!
User avatar #18 to #17 - ratchat (04/12/2010) [-]
p.s BOOM HEAD SHOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #19 to #18 - MCPO (04/12/2010) [-]
Son of a bitch. Good shot.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ratchat (04/12/2010) [-]
loang shot +50 head shot +50 one shot kill +100 revenge +50 1 kill+100...........................................i got that on mw2 once or 2
User avatar #21 to #20 - MCPO (04/12/2010) [-]
But. I'm behind you.
*Knife in throat.*
User avatar #22 to #21 - ratchat (04/12/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #23 to #22 - MCPO (04/12/2010) [-]
I personally never played MW2
User avatar #24 to #23 - ratchat (04/12/2010) [-]
o ok
User avatar #25 to #24 - MCPO (04/12/2010) [-]
It good?
User avatar #14 - ratchat (03/26/2010) [-]
DO not watch this http://funnyjunk.com/youtube/27890/Animation+Mix/
it made my eyes bleed
#2 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [-]
Holy crap you're from DARTMOUTH????? I'm so flipping jealous... Next time Sidney Crosby wins the Cup,tell him I said hi. (He lived in Cole Harbour)
User avatar #3 to #2 - ratchat (03/06/2010) [-]
ok
whats ur name
#4 to #3 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [-]
LOL I was just kidding but my name is Natalie :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - ratchat (03/06/2010) [-]
ok my name is taylor i am a guy
#7 to #5 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [-]
OK hi then Taylor. :D Wazzupp?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ratchat (03/06/2010) [-]
is natalie a Russia name
#9 to #8 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [-]
Hmm...I don't know =/ I'm Italian so I don't think so. I looked it up and it said Slavic. I was named after Natalie Wood too.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ratchat (03/06/2010) [-]
ur Italian eh
#11 to #10 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [-]
Yep! I know a lot of the language too. It's actually pretty easy. I had to learn it when my relatives from Rome came for vacation. Man I talk a lot...
User avatar #12 to #11 - ratchat (03/06/2010) [-]
ok how do u say hi in italian
#13 to #12 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [-]
Hello is Ciao and Hi is Salve.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ratchat (03/06/2010) [-]
p.s hi natalie
User avatar #1 - ratchat (03/23/2009) [-]
hi i am ratchat welcome to my page fell free to look at the things i posted
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