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#110 - Holy mother of pearl. I have to pull my foreskin all the way b…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/12/2012 on how i learned to masterbate 0
User avatar #111 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Are you using soap?
Because that really isn't necessary.
But yeah, smegma has a tendency to accumulate under the foreskin.
Unless you're something like 14 and haven't yet grown out of a potential pre-pubertal phimosis.
User avatar #112 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
16

I think I'm done growing

Ofc I use soap
User avatar #113 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff, so you might want to read up a bit on it.
Also remember that there is no shame in talking to a doctor about it.
It's certainly fixable, but if wikipedia is to believed, not everyone wants it fixed.
User avatar #115 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
I thank you for your help in this. I thought there was something terribly wrong with me...
User avatar #116 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #114 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
And soap isn't really necessary for cleaning your penis.
If cleaning your dick is uncomfortable, but you still want to use soap, get a soap that's made particularly for that purpose.
#79 - That's an old pic. They're somehow changing from java… 10/12/2012 on the 4chan life 0
#78 - Could you maybe give me your bank please?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on the 4chan life -2
User avatar #138 - spartanofwar (10/12/2012) [-]
I already gave everything to a friend of mine.
#249 - wtf are you apologizing for? Also I didn't thumb you … 10/12/2012 on Emo Faggots 0
#123 - Orightey then. Just watch out for the teeth and claws. 10/11/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia... 0
#74 - DId you know the Aboriginals were the only civilisation not to…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia... +11
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#105 - jarithebelgian has deleted their comment.
#90 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
And the Tasmanian Aboriginals had never learnt to make fire.
#72 - also for op Being aboriginal in australia can get you… 10/11/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia... 0
#161 - I didn't thumb you down. I just didn't understand what you wer…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2012 on Emo Faggots 0
#246 - carpinsea (10/12/2012) [-]
i just felt that it was an insensitive joke... a little mean. and i wasnt being sarcastic when i gave my last comment. the internet is really no place for sensitivity towards jokes. because somethings may offend people more than others. i took more offense to it mainly because before i started taking depression medication, i would cut myself. im glad to know that you think i should end my life though... sorry for posting my initial comment
User avatar #249 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
wtf are you apologizing for?

Also I didn't thumb you down again, somebody else did.
#71 - Wombats are ******* dangerous. If you ever see on…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia... +3
User avatar #122 - thepandaking (10/11/2012) [-]
I would gladly hug it no matter the consequences. it would be a good way to go.
User avatar #123 - ratboii (10/11/2012) [-]
Orightey then.

Just watch out for the teeth and claws.
#149 - What? I believe that if somebody contemplates suicide…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2012 on Emo Faggots 0
#159 - carpinsea (10/11/2012) [-]
oh shoot, sorry, i forgot i was on the internet... didnt mean to be sensitive...
User avatar #161 - ratboii (10/11/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down. I just didn't understand what you were asking and gave you my thought.
#246 - carpinsea (10/12/2012) [-]
i just felt that it was an insensitive joke... a little mean. and i wasnt being sarcastic when i gave my last comment. the internet is really no place for sensitivity towards jokes. because somethings may offend people more than others. i took more offense to it mainly because before i started taking depression medication, i would cut myself. im glad to know that you think i should end my life though... sorry for posting my initial comment
User avatar #249 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
wtf are you apologizing for?

Also I didn't thumb you down again, somebody else did.
#166 - Maybe you should be listening in class. l2spell. 10/11/2012 on win +1
#246 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia comp. -1
#203 - When I went to America I was telling stories of spiders in and… 10/10/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia comp. +1
#28 - Picture 10/09/2012 on Pizza hut 0
#108 - **** you. Got me reading about other random …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/08/2012 on how i learned to masterbate 0
User avatar #109 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Well, you're potentially missing out on the ability to wash your dick properly, for one.
User avatar #110 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
Holy mother of pearl. I have to pull my foreskin all the way behind the knob to wash it properly? I wash the tip and thats sensitive as fuck. Any further and I'd scream.
User avatar #111 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Are you using soap?
Because that really isn't necessary.
But yeah, smegma has a tendency to accumulate under the foreskin.
Unless you're something like 14 and haven't yet grown out of a potential pre-pubertal phimosis.
User avatar #112 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
16

I think I'm done growing

Ofc I use soap
User avatar #113 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff, so you might want to read up a bit on it.
Also remember that there is no shame in talking to a doctor about it.
It's certainly fixable, but if wikipedia is to believed, not everyone wants it fixed.
User avatar #115 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
I thank you for your help in this. I thought there was something terribly wrong with me...
User avatar #116 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #114 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
And soap isn't really necessary for cleaning your penis.
If cleaning your dick is uncomfortable, but you still want to use soap, get a soap that's made particularly for that purpose.
#34 - Picture 10/08/2012 on 4chan on niggers 0
#1079 - Grey watermelon juice. 10/08/2012 on Spaceship name 0
#106 - phimosis? Elaborate.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/08/2012 on how i learned to masterbate 0
User avatar #107 - jonluw (10/08/2012) [-]
Google is your friend.
It's a condition where your foreskin is too tight.
User avatar #108 - ratboii (10/08/2012) [-]
Fuck you. Got me reading about other random shit about penises and now I'm scared. Got a dry penis and ye..



I think I can pull it back just I'm scared I'm gonna get a micro tear or something. Am I missing out on anything really?
User avatar #109 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Well, you're potentially missing out on the ability to wash your dick properly, for one.
User avatar #110 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
Holy mother of pearl. I have to pull my foreskin all the way behind the knob to wash it properly? I wash the tip and thats sensitive as fuck. Any further and I'd scream.
User avatar #111 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Are you using soap?
Because that really isn't necessary.
But yeah, smegma has a tendency to accumulate under the foreskin.
Unless you're something like 14 and haven't yet grown out of a potential pre-pubertal phimosis.
User avatar #112 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
16

I think I'm done growing

Ofc I use soap
User avatar #113 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff, so you might want to read up a bit on it.
Also remember that there is no shame in talking to a doctor about it.
It's certainly fixable, but if wikipedia is to believed, not everyone wants it fixed.
User avatar #115 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
I thank you for your help in this. I thought there was something terribly wrong with me...
User avatar #116 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #114 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
And soap isn't really necessary for cleaning your penis.
If cleaning your dick is uncomfortable, but you still want to use soap, get a soap that's made particularly for that purpose.
#105 - Yes. You needed to know. 10/08/2012 on how i learned to masterbate +1
#2 - I did it for the lulz. 10/06/2012 on now i know why it was smiling. -1
#96 - IT GOES BACK THAT FAR?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/06/2012 on how i learned to masterbate 0
User avatar #101 - jonluw (10/06/2012) [-]
Wut?
Yes it does.
If you can't pull your foreskin all the way behind the glans, you might just have phimosis.
User avatar #106 - ratboii (10/08/2012) [-]
phimosis?

Elaborate.
User avatar #107 - jonluw (10/08/2012) [-]
Google is your friend.
It's a condition where your foreskin is too tight.
User avatar #108 - ratboii (10/08/2012) [-]
Fuck you. Got me reading about other random shit about penises and now I'm scared. Got a dry penis and ye..



I think I can pull it back just I'm scared I'm gonna get a micro tear or something. Am I missing out on anything really?
User avatar #109 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Well, you're potentially missing out on the ability to wash your dick properly, for one.
User avatar #110 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
Holy mother of pearl. I have to pull my foreskin all the way behind the knob to wash it properly? I wash the tip and thats sensitive as fuck. Any further and I'd scream.
User avatar #111 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
Are you using soap?
Because that really isn't necessary.
But yeah, smegma has a tendency to accumulate under the foreskin.
Unless you're something like 14 and haven't yet grown out of a potential pre-pubertal phimosis.
User avatar #112 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
16

I think I'm done growing

Ofc I use soap
User avatar #113 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff, so you might want to read up a bit on it.
Also remember that there is no shame in talking to a doctor about it.
It's certainly fixable, but if wikipedia is to believed, not everyone wants it fixed.
User avatar #115 - ratboii (10/12/2012) [-]
I thank you for your help in this. I thought there was something terribly wrong with me...
User avatar #116 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #114 - jonluw (10/12/2012) [-]
And soap isn't really necessary for cleaning your penis.
If cleaning your dick is uncomfortable, but you still want to use soap, get a soap that's made particularly for that purpose.
#94 - Yeah oih I was on /gif/ the other day and theres people who ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on how i learned to masterbate +1
User avatar #104 - thepandaking (10/08/2012) [-]
:( that's not something I wanted to know...
User avatar #105 - ratboii (10/08/2012) [-]
Yes. You needed to know.
#91 - wait. What? 10/06/2012 on how i learned to masterbate +1
#12 - ohhh fark I remember that. can't remember how to get rid of it… 10/06/2012 on Ultimate Funnyjunk Toolbox... 0
#666 - Emphasis on went. 10/05/2012 on Story of Kyle, nothing... +1

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