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Date Signed Up:9/28/2011
Last Login:8/14/2013
Location:Australia
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#23 - *psych  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Story of my life -4
#36 - carelisbeingboned (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #41 - ratboii (06/01/2012) [-]
Don't you people know English?

psych: Mentally prepare (someone) for a testing task or occasion.

sike: A gutter or ditch
#66 - carelisbeingboned (06/01/2012) [-]
Coming from the guy with the user name ratboii
User avatar #72 - ratboii (06/01/2012) [-]
6 letter user name is the minimum

The other username I usually use is too short so I had to think of something.
#2 - Interesting 06/01/2012 on Good work eb games 0
#21 - Heyy bro I love your toolbox Thanks for it honestly..…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on chiefwrigley's profile 0
User avatar #22 - chiefwrigley (05/31/2012) [-]
yup. its here: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3287080/Ultimate+Funnyjunk+Toolbox/
thanks for liking it.
but it doesnt bother me if people repost it ;)

i'm working on the FJRadio. you could notify peoply when you're streaming on fjradio (with [url deleted] or virtualDj, or other software) soon.
#7 - I do make oc fag check out my page  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on boys got skill -2
User avatar #8 - dollydagger (05/31/2012) [-]
Well there you go! You DO make OC, then stick to it
#14 - k 05/31/2012 on Ninja 8aws -5
#12 - jks IT'S ME 05/31/2012 on Ninja 8aws 0
#10 - No sorry. My name is not Vriska Serket.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Ninja 8aws 0
User avatar #11 - maltionthefurry (05/31/2012) [-]
Aww... I wanted to meet my Patron Troll... (Its a reference.)
User avatar #12 - ratboii (05/31/2012) [-]
jks IT'S ME

#55 - Ahem.. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=338035… 05/31/2012 on Saw this giftcard -1
#8 - Bro shut up who the **** cares if it's …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Ninja 8aws -15
#37 - drcorman (05/31/2012) [-]
u mad
#13 - mothertrollbegood (05/31/2012) [-]
Silly faggot OP if you repost something you delete it, not get butthurt and attack an anon. Plus while trying to make an anon feel insignificant you are just pointing out how insignificant you are.
User avatar #14 - ratboii (05/31/2012) [-]
k
#193 - Was wondering Just had to vent my rage at him. 05/31/2012 on Dat fingur +2
#186 - Why did mrbuu delete all of his comments? 05/31/2012 on Dat fingur +1
#88 - Comment deleted 05/31/2012 on in court 0
#141 - Bro shut up who the **** cares if it's a…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Dat fingur +6
User avatar #174 - leetpwnzer (05/31/2012) [-]
lol ragefag is raging.
#155 - truelyforeveralone (05/31/2012) [-]
#143 - mrbuu has deleted their comment.
User avatar #190 - aquamarch (05/31/2012) [-]
Okay, that's where I have to stop you right there.
I hate the term "newfag". I really do.
Just because someone has been on a website longer or has been browsing the Internet longer does not mean they are better than the rest of the damn world.
So this guy hasn't been on here as long as you have, big deal. He could have stumbled upon this website just recently, or maybe he didn't have Internet. Maybe he wasn't old enough. Maybe his browsing habits weren't as big as they are now. I don't know. There could be a million reasons.
However, those aren't reasons to believe that people who have been on the internet longer are automatically better. There are literally thousands of people out there who have not seen the things you've seen. Just because you've seen this before doesn't mean that the Internet has to go by your rules.
And no, I'm not just saying this because my name is white and I haven't been here for a while. Believe it or not, there's such thing as being an anon, and a lot of people don't bother making accounts. I'm also saying this because this happens with every damn website I go to and it's ridiculous how much hate new people get for not being there earlier.
So you're an Internet veteran, good for you. Let the new people enjoy it too.
User avatar #195 - aquamarch (05/31/2012) [-]
aaaaand he deleted his comment >.>
User avatar #181 - leetpwnzer (05/31/2012) [-]
amiright?
User avatar #142 - thepalmtoptiger (05/31/2012) [-]
You seem upset.
User avatar #182 - leetpwnzer (05/31/2012) [-]
exactly.
#4 - so what you're saying is that the guy who originally posted th…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2012 on boys got skill -1
User avatar #6 - dollydagger (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm telling the guy to make his own OC
User avatar #7 - ratboii (05/31/2012) [-]
I do make oc fag check out my page

User avatar #8 - dollydagger (05/31/2012) [-]
Well there you go! You DO make OC, then stick to it
#41 - He accidentally the car? wut? Nah I get it...mayb… 05/30/2012 on The Maiden Voyage 0
#26 - Picture 05/30/2012 on A picture worth a lifetime -4
#35 - drrrrr  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2012 on The Maiden Voyage +3
#37 - antagonizer (05/30/2012) [-]
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It was the boys first time driving and he appears to have accidentally the car.

Gif not related.
User avatar #41 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
He accidentally the car?
wut?

Nah I get it...maybe he's actually asian?
#38 - strangenorwegian (05/30/2012) [-]
what the....!!
#73 - Yea man it ****** my internal clock up the ass so…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on watch out badass ! +1
User avatar #74 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Its Funny Because I Went To Aus In 2007, I THINK, And The Jet Lag WAS SOO IMMENSE. I Was Awake All Night For The Next 2 Weeks.
#70 - woke up at like 6 and got to school at around 6:30 AND su…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2012 on watch out badass ! +1
#71 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Well That's Just Fucking Weird, Probably Just Seattle.

But 6?! Man That's Fucked Up
User avatar #73 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
Yea man it fucked my internal clock up the ass sooo hard

Also the McDonalds over there tastes like cardboard and the servings of food...are..FKN MASSIVE.
User avatar #74 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Its Funny Because I Went To Aus In 2007, I THINK, And The Jet Lag WAS SOO IMMENSE. I Was Awake All Night For The Next 2 Weeks.
#68 - Why Do You Type Like This? seattle during january …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2012 on watch out badass ! +2
User avatar #69 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
I Type Like This Because Its Comfortable, Also It Might Be That You WERE In Seattle, I Think That's Like The Stereotype There. When Did You Wake Up, We Normally Wake Up Around 7 - 8 Before School.
User avatar #70 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
woke up at like 6 and got to school at around 6:30
AND sun set was at like 4pm.. AND school finished at around 1pm

In Australia I wake up at around 7:30, catch the bus at 8:00 and get to school at 8:30. My school starts at 8:40 but most schools start at 9 and end at 3. My school differs depending on what day. eg I start school at 10am on Wednesdays and finish at 2:30 but on fridays I finish at 1:30. Sunset in the winter (Which is approaching? idk maybe I'm already in winter...) is at around 6pm :)
#71 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Well That's Just Fucking Weird, Probably Just Seattle.

But 6?! Man That's Fucked Up
User avatar #73 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
Yea man it fucked my internal clock up the ass sooo hard

Also the McDonalds over there tastes like cardboard and the servings of food...are..FKN MASSIVE.
User avatar #74 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Its Funny Because I Went To Aus In 2007, I THINK, And The Jet Lag WAS SOO IMMENSE. I Was Awake All Night For The Next 2 Weeks.
#67 - **ratboii rolled user neverborn ** 05/30/2012 on Morbid For Fappers +11
#66 - **ratboii rolls 99**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on Morbid For Fappers +17
User avatar #67 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
**ratboii rolled user neverborn **
#64 - QUESTION When I was in america they hate bagels …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/30/2012 on watch out badass ! +3
User avatar #89 - EdwardElric (05/30/2012) [-]
Because Bagels taste good and are filling

A piece of toast isn't going to fill my stomach
User avatar #66 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
A Good Majority Of Americans Like Myself DESPISE BAGELS, And I Hate The Cheese We Have Here, I'd Love To Just Walk Down A Street To A Shop And Buy A Big Lump Of Cheese, Instead Of Buying Processed Milk Slices... Same With Bread, And Probably Just That Family, Also Where Were You In America, When You Were?
User avatar #90 - EdwardElric (05/30/2012) [-]
where do you live? Everyone knows that pizza and bagels off of the coast just suck.

Come to Long Island and we have the best bagels and pizza in the country
User avatar #94 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Ohio, Yha, Bagels In General Suck, Srry
User avatar #68 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
Why Do You Type Like This?

seattle during january

Yea the cheese tasted pretty bad
Do you ALL wake up that early in the morning. I got to school before the sun was up
User avatar #69 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
I Type Like This Because Its Comfortable, Also It Might Be That You WERE In Seattle, I Think That's Like The Stereotype There. When Did You Wake Up, We Normally Wake Up Around 7 - 8 Before School.
User avatar #70 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
woke up at like 6 and got to school at around 6:30
AND sun set was at like 4pm.. AND school finished at around 1pm

In Australia I wake up at around 7:30, catch the bus at 8:00 and get to school at 8:30. My school starts at 8:40 but most schools start at 9 and end at 3. My school differs depending on what day. eg I start school at 10am on Wednesdays and finish at 2:30 but on fridays I finish at 1:30. Sunset in the winter (Which is approaching? idk maybe I'm already in winter...) is at around 6pm :)
#71 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Well That's Just Fucking Weird, Probably Just Seattle.

But 6?! Man That's Fucked Up
User avatar #73 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
Yea man it fucked my internal clock up the ass sooo hard

Also the McDonalds over there tastes like cardboard and the servings of food...are..FKN MASSIVE.
User avatar #74 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Its Funny Because I Went To Aus In 2007, I THINK, And The Jet Lag WAS SOO IMMENSE. I Was Awake All Night For The Next 2 Weeks.
User avatar #67 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
I Just Realized I Went From Trolleys, To A Long Sentence Aboot Cheese...
#60 - I went to America on a student exchange trip Went to …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/30/2012 on watch out badass ! +9
#61 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
I'm American, AND Funking Hate Our Dialect.

This Is What We Think Trolleys Are
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User avatar #64 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
QUESTION


When I was in america they hate bagels for breakfast and put spreads on them. I asked "don't you guys have toast for breakfast?"
The mother said that they didn't have any bread. So I thought maybe she could just go to the bakery in the town yet they didn't have one. I woke up the next morning to see that she had made bread from scratch

AMERICANs, Y U HAVE BAGELS INSTEAD OF BREAD?

is was it just that family?
User avatar #89 - EdwardElric (05/30/2012) [-]
Because Bagels taste good and are filling

A piece of toast isn't going to fill my stomach
User avatar #66 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
A Good Majority Of Americans Like Myself DESPISE BAGELS, And I Hate The Cheese We Have Here, I'd Love To Just Walk Down A Street To A Shop And Buy A Big Lump Of Cheese, Instead Of Buying Processed Milk Slices... Same With Bread, And Probably Just That Family, Also Where Were You In America, When You Were?
User avatar #90 - EdwardElric (05/30/2012) [-]
where do you live? Everyone knows that pizza and bagels off of the coast just suck.

Come to Long Island and we have the best bagels and pizza in the country
User avatar #94 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Ohio, Yha, Bagels In General Suck, Srry
User avatar #68 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
Why Do You Type Like This?

seattle during january

Yea the cheese tasted pretty bad
Do you ALL wake up that early in the morning. I got to school before the sun was up
User avatar #69 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
I Type Like This Because Its Comfortable, Also It Might Be That You WERE In Seattle, I Think That's Like The Stereotype There. When Did You Wake Up, We Normally Wake Up Around 7 - 8 Before School.
User avatar #70 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
woke up at like 6 and got to school at around 6:30
AND sun set was at like 4pm.. AND school finished at around 1pm

In Australia I wake up at around 7:30, catch the bus at 8:00 and get to school at 8:30. My school starts at 8:40 but most schools start at 9 and end at 3. My school differs depending on what day. eg I start school at 10am on Wednesdays and finish at 2:30 but on fridays I finish at 1:30. Sunset in the winter (Which is approaching? idk maybe I'm already in winter...) is at around 6pm :)
#71 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Well That's Just Fucking Weird, Probably Just Seattle.

But 6?! Man That's Fucked Up
User avatar #73 - ratboii (05/30/2012) [-]
Yea man it fucked my internal clock up the ass sooo hard

Also the McDonalds over there tastes like cardboard and the servings of food...are..FKN MASSIVE.
User avatar #74 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
Its Funny Because I Went To Aus In 2007, I THINK, And The Jet Lag WAS SOO IMMENSE. I Was Awake All Night For The Next 2 Weeks.
User avatar #67 - maternation (05/30/2012) [-]
I Just Realized I Went From Trolleys, To A Long Sentence Aboot Cheese...
#50 - on one leg  [+] (21 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Little Things Make Life... +31
#51 - katagula (05/29/2012) [-]
While spinning
User avatar #52 - agey (05/29/2012) [-]
on your head
#53 - Womens Study Major (05/29/2012) [-]
and lactating from your nipple's dick
User avatar #58 - siksteen (05/29/2012) [-]
Being raped
#59 - mikecrux (05/29/2012) [-]
with a twig
User avatar #62 - brainix (05/29/2012) [-]
on a monday
#64 - chubbylittlemonkey (05/29/2012) [-]
While jacking off to gay midget nigger porn
#68 - mikecrux (05/29/2012) [-]
with your mother in the same room
User avatar #66 - mattdoggy (05/29/2012) [-]
backwards
User avatar #69 - jokervsbat (05/29/2012) [-]
without tissues
User avatar #70 - printerr (05/29/2012) [-]
while browsing on 4chan
#73 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75 - noahnicholson (05/29/2012) [-]
with no internet connection
User avatar #80 - ferbisboy (05/29/2012) [-]
while high
User avatar #85 - jokervsbat (05/29/2012) [-]
while singing the national anthem
#88 - lukeanon (05/29/2012) [-]
#83 - crabnicholson (05/29/2012) [-]
Without any milk.
#92 - aksion (05/29/2012) [-]
While reciting the Oxford English dictionary in German.
#166 - koobzacc (05/30/2012) [-]
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#156 - sacredmagic (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh man you made me cry.
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YFW all of this spam.
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It honestly is
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