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#75 - The thing is the health inspector that comes in only grades th… 09/30/2013 on Danish meat sale 0
#34 - no worse than the store I work at that is owned by some people…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Danish meat sale +1
User avatar #53 - bitchitroll (09/30/2013) [-]
my uncle stopped at a gas station about a month ago and bought a pack of bologna who the hell buys bologna at a gas station?
when he got home he made a sandwich. hour later my cousin ask if they have anything to eat. he said there was bologna in the fridge. she got it out and looked at the date. it expired june 2009
User avatar #45 - althalus (09/30/2013) [-]
try giving an annonomous tip to the health inspector? if he doesn't change his ways he will get shut down, and this is some serious shit, expired food can make people very ill
User avatar #75 - rareabsolution (09/30/2013) [-]
The thing is the health inspector that comes in only grades the deli and the meat market. Some people complained to the department of agriculture a few months back and he came and inspected the store and found some very very nasty things. dead mice under the bread being sold to people rat shit near the ice machine in the back where ice is bagged. Some how the damned guy is still in business doing the same shit he has always done. Although as the inspector told me it is not illegal to sell out of date stuff in stores. you just cannot have out of date baby food ( for obvious reasons) and out of date medicine. which the inspector found both. he made us dump quite a bit of baby food down the drain and he pulled 1300$+ of medicine that was past date off the shelf and through it in the dumpster. hell this guy has minute maid juice in the 64 ounce cartons past date from like July in his dairy section. He went and put a sale sign up saying 2 for 3$ trying to sell it out so he does not have to throw it away.... you know this is making me want to take my camera into that damned store and take pictures of the nastiness and other shit and post it on fj lol thinks like the mold on the wall near the eggs
#868 - weepinine 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet 0
#76 - Wear that **** like warpaint 02/03/2013 on wanna piggyback? +11
#66 - did you find that at the golden corral in new bern nc? 08/28/2012 on The creativity of some people 0
#47 - Yes i can now piss on the toilet seat and **** in… 03/13/2012 on ?? +9
#145 - I used to be a jew.....then i took a shower 12/31/2011 on This Needs To Stop. +12
#262 - My good sir I believe you just won the internets 12/24/2011 on Working Together +14
#53 - im sure most of these came from t-shirt hell 12/16/2011 on TShirt Comp 0
#595 - You know i think im going to go fly around Treasure Trove Cove… 12/15/2011 on Nostalgia comp 0

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