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#198 - That's. ******* . Good for ya. Some master race.  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Waited 2 years. 2 years... -3
User avatar #243 - jiichei (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm pc/console race. I used to be a console race only for years because I couldn't afford a good pc and the only games I played on a pc during that time were games that would run even on a potato.

no need to be a huge fucking cunt mate. I hate elitists and assholes on both side of gaming race. swallow the red thumbs and stop being a faggot. and remember; your games are being made on that pc you so dearly hate.
#92 - anyone who can look like her(or damn new close) is good by my …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #97 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
"because i've always loved her in the marvel movies" - wow... really?!

You also love wooden planks? Because both have the same acting chops.
Congrats to SJ making Black Widow look like a really dumb bimbo
#90 - if that is average then god damn  [+] (26 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
User avatar #91 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
Well if you bothered taking a look at real life more often...

Sorry, I can only make 2 things out of that: Either Chris Evans is a very slow idiot (plausible) or Scarlet Johannsen has in fact a very common face, easily mistaken for another woman (most likely).

Other than that, there's also the option you live in Landwhaleville, in which case you have my sympathies.
#93 - geminiousofohara (05/05/2015) [-]
ok sorrry not everyone lives in some fantasy ass fantasy land where every girl is a 15/10 i live in PANAMA CITY and dude these chicks get repulsive Scarlett Johansson is def the hottest celeb there is today
User avatar #94 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
"Scarlett Johansson is def the hottest celeb there is today"


Please tell me more how being 13 is like
User avatar #142 - vacillantfall (05/05/2015) [-]
roflmao? is this a weird al music video? you're a faggot. scarlett jo is fucking fine as shit for average. she's not kate upton hot, but for an 'average' woman, shes fine as fuuuuuuuuuuck
User avatar #143 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
Well, some old habbits die hard, being on the web ever since "roflmao" or "roflcopter" was still used has its drawbacks.

Oh, and I'm a faggot for not being impressed by a generically-looking woman? OK then...
#102 - geminiousofohara (05/05/2015) [-]
seriously though roflmao? catch up dude
#98 - geminiousofohara (05/05/2015) [-]
5 years ago i could tell you that im just to damn lazy to type so damn much
but nice try ;D
User avatar #104 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
OK, let me put it this way:

SJ is barely 30 years old and still can't hold a candle to a 40+ year old woman like Angelina Jolie.
Actually, I'm pretty sure there's a number of Hollywood legends that are TWICE her age and still give her a run for her money as far as looks go.

But yeah, keep being fed the idea that SJ and Jennifer or Mila Kunis (absolutely fugly thing, if you ask me) are the only "women" around
#122 - iqequalzero (05/05/2015) [-]
See this is why your argument is fucking retarded. Its called opinions and preferences. I lol'd when you used Angelina as an example. To me, she hasnt been hot for a while. Too skinny and "stretched" in the face. I think Scarlett is the fucking bomb.

In other words, people find different things attractive, stop arguing with eachother like there are absolutes.
User avatar #133 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
And opinions and preferences only go so far.

There is a certain thing called "common ground", the area where you draw the line and you place tastes aside.

Just as we can all objectively discern that the "Twilight" books & movies are absolutely horrid, so is beauty THAT MUCH in the eye of the beholder
#134 - iqequalzero (05/05/2015) [-]
By your own logic, that means Scarlett is hot, because the majority seem to agree she is.
User avatar #135 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
OK then, name me one remarkable trait of her that makes her "hot"

And please, DON'T mention her tits - they're fake to begin with (or used to, she took out the implants at one point, CBA to remember the details)
#137 - iqequalzero (05/05/2015) [-]
Beauty is a matter of the package deal, not individual components. Tits and ass dont really factor into that, those serve more, imo, to add to sexiness.

Im personally partial to her eyes and lips and that coy smile she likes to make. Nice cheek bones as well.
User avatar #138 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, nice cheek bones that go well with the pig-snout nose.

There's something about her that always makes me call her "Little Miss Piggy"
#140 - iqequalzero (05/05/2015) [-]
You only seem interested in hating on her for some reason, so ill return to what was said earlier. Common ground. Society at large seems to agree that Scarlett is an attractive woman to the extent that she gets put on "hottest" lists. You said yourself that at some point preference gets thrown out and you go with the common ground on the matter.

You are in your right to disagree, but by your own reasoning, in the eyes of everyone else, you are "wrong".
User avatar #144 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
I don't "hate" her, I just hate the whole overhyped/overrated aspect of the whole thing, just like a bunch of other more-or-less recent actresses that have been praised by the media (either for looks or for so-called "talent") for almost no reason whatsoever.
#153 - overhyped (05/05/2015) [-]
#106 - geminiousofohara (05/05/2015) [-]
tbh ive had a thing for Mila Javovich since the fifth element
kunis...eh and jolie looks amazing for her age but a bit blandish in her later years
#123 - iqequalzero (05/05/2015) [-]
Awh yis, multipass motherfucker!

Best movie, best girl.
User avatar #132 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, best girl...

Coincidentally, she's only appeared in movies directed by her husbands... Hmmm, I wonder why....
User avatar #109 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
Mila Jovovich has a really pretty face (tho no one ever seen her in public without make-up...) - and that's it. Otherwise she has the body of a 12 year old boy

And yeah unfortunately Jolie has lost WAY too much weight the past years - but at least she's naturally thin, unlike JLaw or SJ who tend for the "oink-oink" silhouette as soon as they munch on anything more than 2 olives per day
#110 - geminiousofohara (05/05/2015) [-]
i give you points for that but there just something about a little bit more meat on a women
but how about that katrina bowden though? you gotta admit shes a fine piece of new milleniu
User avatar #111 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
Doesn't say absolutely nothing to me (just googled her up, haven't even heard of her before), looks to be "just another blonde chick". What's supposed to be remarkable about her, except for that swollen forehead?

And no, I NEVER digged the "more meat on women" thing - I find it a pitiful attempt at lowering standards
For instance, so many blundering idiots were drooling over JLaw as Mystique, especially in "First Class" - while the whole time she was on screen it just made me want to scream "YOU'RE A FAT FUCK! WITH A BOVINE LOOK TO TOP IT OFF!"
#113 - geminiousofohara (05/05/2015) [-]
yeah shes not that amazing and im not talking fat just a normal size girl maybe a bit of pudge and HAH yeah i never saw first class but after a google image search you are right but no watching KB in 30 rock or sex drive made it for me
User avatar #92 - raquelian (05/05/2015) [-]
anyone who can look like her(or damn new close) is good by my book because i've always loved her in the marvel movies and seen all of he other moviesl(thank you wife[he said in a sarcastic tone])
and beside, Landwhaleville is 2 miles up the road i live on EasilyPissedCunt Island
User avatar #97 - tkfourtwoone (05/05/2015) [-]
"because i've always loved her in the marvel movies" - wow... really?!

You also love wooden planks? Because both have the same acting chops.
Congrats to SJ making Black Widow look like a really dumb bimbo
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