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#15 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Problem solved! 0
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#16 - sisterblister (01/09/2016) [-]
trhank you
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#11 - yes  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Problem solved! +1
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#13 - sisterblister (01/09/2016) [-]
is the new one good
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#15 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/09/2016) [-]
no
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#16 - sisterblister (01/09/2016) [-]
trhank you
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#324 - argoniantits (01/08/2016) [-]
#42064 - Thanks for all of this man I really appreciate this, I'm gonn… 01/08/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#12 - Picture 01/08/2016 on May I make a suggestion? +7
#42056 - Yeah I should mention I am female so it's not about m…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#42060 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Pretty much calories out > calories in, so you really just need to stick to a diet. Doesn't have to be water and salad for every meal but as long as it's not high in fat & calories it's alright. Also working out muscle burns more calories than straight cardio but it's still nice to do both. Start with a few body weight exercises to help get you warmed up, anything really. push ups, sit ups, wall sits, dips, squats. Head to the gym if you feel like being in an active "environment" will give you more motivation to push yourself harder. Jump on the treadmill for an hour, running or walking doesn't matter as long as you get moving.


Here's a little routine I threw together off the top of my head if you want exact direction

Set 1
pushups x 10 reps
situps x 15 reps
squat x 20 reps
plank x 45 sec
lunge x 12 reps each leg
mountain climber x 10 reps

Set 2:
pushups x 8
situps x 12
squat x 18
plank x 30 sec
lunge x 10 rep each rep
Mountain climber x 8 rep

Set 3
pushup x 6
sit up x 10
squat x 15
plank x 20 sec
lunge x 8 rep
Mountain climber x 5 rep

Throw in 45 min - 1hr of walking in each day, soon enough fat will be shedding off you.

Most of the guys on here have been working out for awhile so some of the stuff you read may be confusing but you don't need to worry about macros and powders until later if you keep on working out after achieving your goal.
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#42061 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Adjust those numbers if you exceed in one area or suffer in another
#42064 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/08/2016) [-]
Thanks for all of this man I really appreciate this, I'm gonna start this tomorrow

[ I cannot do much walking / running atm due to a really bad head injury but I'll try my best]
#42050 - bitch I need tactics  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#42055 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
You want a routine or what?
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#42056 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah I should mention I am female so it's not about muscle mass or anything like that
[I have access to a small gym in my apartment btw with treadmills and I think small weights]
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#42060 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Pretty much calories out > calories in, so you really just need to stick to a diet. Doesn't have to be water and salad for every meal but as long as it's not high in fat & calories it's alright. Also working out muscle burns more calories than straight cardio but it's still nice to do both. Start with a few body weight exercises to help get you warmed up, anything really. push ups, sit ups, wall sits, dips, squats. Head to the gym if you feel like being in an active "environment" will give you more motivation to push yourself harder. Jump on the treadmill for an hour, running or walking doesn't matter as long as you get moving.


Here's a little routine I threw together off the top of my head if you want exact direction

Set 1
pushups x 10 reps
situps x 15 reps
squat x 20 reps
plank x 45 sec
lunge x 12 reps each leg
mountain climber x 10 reps

Set 2:
pushups x 8
situps x 12
squat x 18
plank x 30 sec
lunge x 10 rep each rep
Mountain climber x 8 rep

Set 3
pushup x 6
sit up x 10
squat x 15
plank x 20 sec
lunge x 8 rep
Mountain climber x 5 rep

Throw in 45 min - 1hr of walking in each day, soon enough fat will be shedding off you.

Most of the guys on here have been working out for awhile so some of the stuff you read may be confusing but you don't need to worry about macros and powders until later if you keep on working out after achieving your goal.
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#42061 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Adjust those numbers if you exceed in one area or suffer in another
#42064 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/08/2016) [-]
Thanks for all of this man I really appreciate this, I'm gonna start this tomorrow

[ I cannot do much walking / running atm due to a really bad head injury but I'll try my best]
#42048 - Raptor wants to stop being fat fag , I'm currently 250 and wan…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#42115 - lordketchup (01/10/2016) [-]
This is also a very useful picture that you should always think of whenever you think about losing weight
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#42114 - lordketchup (01/10/2016) [-]
put down fork x F
buy chicken breasts 3x5
never buy soda again x F
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#42101 - dreygur (01/10/2016) [-]
No soda at all and candy in strict moderation, cut down on refined carbs (white bread, white rice, pasta, all of that out) and replace with whole grain counterparts, and cut down on the alcohol or exclude it completely from your diet. Eat more veggies and mix them in the pot itself if you need to. Watch how much you're eating, count calories and try to memorize or estimate the calorie count if you want. Don't eat if you aren't hungry. Do cardio if you want to speed up the process, but diet is by far the biggest factor.

Also, be a bit creative when cooking. When I say mix veggies in, I mean you can put it in just about everything. My meatballs consist of meat, oatmeal and carrots, meatloaf has a ton of spinach, etc.
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#42052 - marinepenguin (01/08/2016) [-]
Clean up your diet. No soda, no candy, no sweets, etc. Then increase your activity. Go for walks, ride your bike, take the stairs, go for runs, etc. Being a healthy weight isn't difficult, you just have to lead a healthy lifestyle.

You could also join a gym and lift weights, do cycling, swim, run, or do some sort of activity that you can take up as a hobby.
#42051 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
start by changing your diet, if you've been eating junk food cut back on it and drink water. juice and tea are okay if it's not loaded with processed sugar but soda yeah that's got to go

that alone will give you an improvement
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#42049 - perfectcomment (01/08/2016) [-]
Personally I wouldn't say get fit for attention/getting laid. Yes it comes as a perk (A good one, let's be honest) but main goals should be to be healthier, feel better and live a longer, more fulfilling life without dying early due to being unhealthy.

Hope it helps, this board seems fairly slow is all.
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#42066 - castereleven (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm trying to get fit only to be more attractive. Other than that I really don't give a shit, even though I should. I don't really know why the idea of being unhealthy doesn't bother me.
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#42071 - leal (01/08/2016) [-]
Probably because you're narcissistic
#42109 - dehumanizer (01/10/2016) [-]
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#42089 - cognosceteipsum (01/10/2016) [-]
Studbeefpile
Dehumanizer
Marinepenguin
Look at this nigga
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#42050 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/08/2016) [-]
bitch I need tactics
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#42055 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
You want a routine or what?
User avatar
#42056 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah I should mention I am female so it's not about muscle mass or anything like that
[I have access to a small gym in my apartment btw with treadmills and I think small weights]
User avatar
#42060 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Pretty much calories out > calories in, so you really just need to stick to a diet. Doesn't have to be water and salad for every meal but as long as it's not high in fat & calories it's alright. Also working out muscle burns more calories than straight cardio but it's still nice to do both. Start with a few body weight exercises to help get you warmed up, anything really. push ups, sit ups, wall sits, dips, squats. Head to the gym if you feel like being in an active "environment" will give you more motivation to push yourself harder. Jump on the treadmill for an hour, running or walking doesn't matter as long as you get moving.


Here's a little routine I threw together off the top of my head if you want exact direction

Set 1
pushups x 10 reps
situps x 15 reps
squat x 20 reps
plank x 45 sec
lunge x 12 reps each leg
mountain climber x 10 reps

Set 2:
pushups x 8
situps x 12
squat x 18
plank x 30 sec
lunge x 10 rep each rep
Mountain climber x 8 rep

Set 3
pushup x 6
sit up x 10
squat x 15
plank x 20 sec
lunge x 8 rep
Mountain climber x 5 rep

Throw in 45 min - 1hr of walking in each day, soon enough fat will be shedding off you.

Most of the guys on here have been working out for awhile so some of the stuff you read may be confusing but you don't need to worry about macros and powders until later if you keep on working out after achieving your goal.
User avatar
#42061 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Adjust those numbers if you exceed in one area or suffer in another
#42064 - raptorjesusdiedfor (01/08/2016) [-]
Thanks for all of this man I really appreciate this, I'm gonna start this tomorrow

[ I cannot do much walking / running atm due to a really bad head injury but I'll try my best]

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#281 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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#261 - giffythetoad (08/06/2015) [+] (13 replies)
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I'm keeping this.
#322 - argoniantits (01/08/2016) [-]
This sponge just licked your nipple and there is nothing you can do about it
User avatar #316 - toastiewaffles (01/01/2016) [-]
Did you beat Sans in the end? I had to leave at 28 dunks
#317 to #316 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
No..

I'll stream later but I took a break @ 85 dunks
User avatar #318 to #317 - toastiewaffles (01/01/2016) [-]
Jesus that sucks. Hopefully I'll still be awake when it happens but seen as I'm in the Englands I doubt it
User avatar #319 to #318 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I hope I remember but I'll like mention you when I start the stream.
#321 to #319 - toastiewaffles (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, I can't watch the streams because of the time here. It was nice to be there for the first one though, it was surprisingly entertaining. Remember me for my dunk memes and butt spy on the Disney channel. Maybe someday I'll be able to watch again.
#309 - bizzareslam (12/26/2015) [-]
has skeletorexplains finished his gosh darn lines yet?
#310 to #309 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Ask him mate
#311 to #310 - bizzareslam (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
yo skeletorexplains
did you finish your gosh darn lines yet?
do i need to beat u?
User avatar #312 to #311 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
no, after the mess RJ n Mudkip have done, I won't work with em even if they paid me.
User avatar #313 to #312 - bizzareslam (12/26/2015) [-]
mess?
User avatar #314 to #313 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Its a long story, and i'm not getting into it on boxing day, So i'll hover over the details and you can figure it out

>RJ asked me to post something
>Mudkip n friends got pissed n blamed me
>RJ backed out and said i stole the logs off her
>Now mudkip believes i stole the logs and refuses to hear anything i have to say on the matter.

So yeah, **** Rj.
User avatar #315 to #314 - bizzareslam (12/26/2015) [-]
ah, sorry to hear that
#306 - argoniantits (12/24/2015) [-]
Merry CHristmas my friend!
User avatar #307 to #306 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Merr chrismus muh fellow scalie
User avatar #299 - mobilebull (10/01/2015) [-]
you're my hero
User avatar #297 - jamesten (09/27/2015) [-]
have you tried making a comic about you and the fj toast?
User avatar #298 to #297 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
naw man, I probs wont too
User avatar #285 - giffythetoad (09/12/2015) [-]
It makes me happy to see one of your comics again.
Keep it up.
User avatar #283 - murrlogic (09/12/2015) [-]
Draw me things.
User avatar #284 to #283 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
I have prices mate, and there is a waiting list
User avatar #288 to #284 - murrlogic (09/12/2015) [-]
What kind of waiting list we're looking at here?
User avatar #289 to #288 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
5 people in waiting
User avatar #290 to #289 - murrlogic (09/12/2015) [-]
Fine.

Can I at least tell you my request then you give me a price?
User avatar #291 to #290 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Shoot, My lowest possible price is 8 buck btw
User avatar #292 to #291 - murrlogic (09/13/2015) [-]
Show me some of your work fam.
#295 to #292 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Also this but I can't show the whole thing since it hasn't been paid for
User avatar #294 to #293 - murrlogic (09/13/2015) [-]
Give me that oil shade fam.
User avatar #296 to #294 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Hohkay I'll send my email via PM and we can talk more detail of what you want there
User avatar #274 - warioteam (08/12/2015) [-]
gotta meme fast
User avatar #276 to #275 - warioteam (08/12/2015) [-]
sorry that meme was too dank
gotta go die
#259 - giffythetoad (06/14/2015) [-]
How goes it, kind scalie?
#257 - onlyusesanimegifs (06/12/2015) [-]
HI THERE FRIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNDDDDD!!!!!
HI THERE FRIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNDDDDD!!!!!
User avatar #258 to #257 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
hoi hoi
#253 - helpful ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-grapes
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-grapes
User avatar #255 to #253 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
8==D
User avatar #256 to #255 - helpful ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Just for you bb
User avatar #246 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
So are you on haitus from comics?
I always loved Photoshopping them 3
User avatar #247 to #246 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
what's that?
User avatar #248 to #247 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
Haitus, a prolonged period of inactivity.
User avatar #249 to #248 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
yus-ish. I'm focused more on other things..

like.. wow...
User avatar #250 to #249 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
Oh dear...

You should like...

...make a comic...

About your adventures on wow ;)
User avatar #251 to #250 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
how about the one time a guy asked me for sex, even though i was a pandairn
#252 to #251 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
I don't know what that is, but whatever works
I don't know what that is, but whatever works
User avatar #242 to #241 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
lillatemang

thanks <3
User avatar #243 to #242 - giffythetoad (06/08/2015) [-]
I haven't visited your profile in a while, and I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing when I noticed your status, so I just made it for you :S

Sorry
User avatar #244 to #243 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
its kay mang, I love it anyways <3
#229 to #228 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
Raptorjesus, take a snickers. You turn grumpy without your snickers.
Raptorjesus, take a snickers. You turn grumpy without your snickers.
#230 to #229 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
now make that a dick
User avatar #231 to #230 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
L-lewd
User avatar #233 to #232 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
How real do you want it? Actual dick, or just a dildo? Pixellation, or no? I mean, it's not like you could post it very often without the threat of being banned otherwise
User avatar #235 to #233 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
you know what, you pick. just make sure it's not bannable
User avatar #234 to #233 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
well I wanna use it as a reaction gif , so dragon dildoes
#236 to #234 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
Are dragon dildos safe to use, or should I pixellate them?
Are dragon dildos safe to use, or should I pixellate them?
User avatar #237 to #236 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
if your gonna pixalte it, use a dic
User avatar #238 to #237 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
Perfect!~
I've photoshopped so many dicks before, it'll be easy!
I guess you could say I have a way with dicks ;)
User avatar #239 to #238 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
you have too much spare time...
#240 to #239 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
I do.... M-Maybe if I had someone to spend it with  it might not be so boring
I do.... M-Maybe if I had someone to spend it with it might not be so boring
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