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rangerofthesea

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:USA
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Highest Content Rank:#1670
Highest Comment Rank:#1668
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Favorite Tags: are (2) | sexy (2)
not here to find love...just here to dance

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#53 - i understand...but normally...a males voice is deep and a woma…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Quotes from comedians +2
User avatar #54 - theelyzian (05/02/2015) [-]
But the ice cream truck's jingle is higher pitched, that is what I am saying.
User avatar #55 - rangerofthesea (05/02/2015) [-]
i understand...i was trying to find funny in your comment...lol
#51 - careful...as soon as menopause sets in they look like fu man c… 05/02/2015 on Quotes from comedians 0
#50 - was...was this a yo momma burn?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Quotes from comedians 0
User avatar #52 - theelyzian (05/02/2015) [-]
No.

I'm just stating
Bass sounds are heavy and loud
High pitch sounds are thin and sharp
User avatar #53 - rangerofthesea (05/02/2015) [-]
i understand...but normally...a males voice is deep and a womans is high pitched...since the pic says their mom...i just put 2 and 2 together...lol
User avatar #54 - theelyzian (05/02/2015) [-]
But the ice cream truck's jingle is higher pitched, that is what I am saying.
User avatar #55 - rangerofthesea (05/02/2015) [-]
i understand...i was trying to find funny in your comment...lol
#61 - man theres deer here in texas on the army base where i live. i… 04/30/2015 on /k/ goes huntin' +1
#62 - jack be nimble jack be quick jack got shanked by the f… 04/30/2015 on seconds before disaster. 0
#179 - i never heard of this story...but anytime i go towards a horse…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on The Kelpie +1
#185 - notspanishinquisit (04/28/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I shall be careful with horses
User avatar #197 - ljxjlos (04/28/2015) [-]
You should. I did ride for years and fuck - the injuries I´ve seen because people thought it´d be cool to annoy the horses or didn´t move towards them correctly...really not nice.
#16 - if you read it backwards its about a guy trying to sell a lake… 04/27/2015 on Go green +2
#137 - it was probably a folk lore to scare young kids so they didnt …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2015 on The Kelpie +2
User avatar #177 - notspanishinquisit (04/28/2015) [-]
You are probably right
Still really scary that you are petting a horse and then it melts and drowns you
User avatar #179 - rangerofthesea (04/28/2015) [-]
i never heard of this story...but anytime i go towards a horse i follow proper courtesies...im am fairly sure this creature wouldnt act the same as a horse...the bow and avoidance of eye contact until the head bob...kinda like sayin "yea nigga you can touch me" and the slow back of hand touch to snout. and if the horse doesnt bite you or try to turn away you are straight on touching. and unless you have to you shouldnt ride a horse you dont know
#185 - notspanishinquisit (04/28/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I shall be careful with horses
User avatar #197 - ljxjlos (04/28/2015) [-]
You should. I did ride for years and fuck - the injuries I´ve seen because people thought it´d be cool to annoy the horses or didn´t move towards them correctly...really not nice.
#508 - bring it maggots. 04/26/2015 on Mods make you an avatar 0
#1040 - **rangerofthesea used "*roll cah answer*"** **rangerofthese… 04/24/2015 on Cards Against Humanity time? 0
#1039 - **rangerofthesea used "*roll cah question*"** **rangerofthe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Cards Against Humanity time? 0
User avatar #1040 - rangerofthesea (04/24/2015) [-]
**rangerofthesea used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rangerofthesea rolls Boob plate armor.**
damn...mcfuckedup
#126 - yes...perfect 04/21/2015 on relationships -3
#7 - the good: your familys debt is not your own so in reality you …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. +15
#8 - theXsjados (04/21/2015) [-]
Debt does not carry over to the next of kin. Their estate will be divided and used to pay off any debt, any left over money is then given to next of kin. If there's still debt remaining, unless there's a cosigner, or spouse (who the deceased was married to when the debt was incurred), the debt is absolved.
User avatar #17 - zaxzwim (04/21/2015) [-]
where is this? i don't think i works like that in austrlia
#76 - theXsjados (04/21/2015) [-]
People are only liable for their own actions. If my mother takes out a $10,000 loan and gambles it all away it is neither my fault nor my responsibility unless I agreed, and signed a contract, saying I was going to help her pay that money back.

The only time I can think of someone taking on a debt of a dead loved one is in instances where the next of kin willingly agrees to take over the mortgage of a home or vehicle in order to prevent its liquidation so that it remains in the family.

This is a factsheet from the Cancer Council, which appears to be an Australian organization (the .au in the address bar) www.cancercouncil.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Debts-after-Death-FS-NSW-June.pdf
User avatar #202 - zaxzwim (04/21/2015) [-]
aww cool, my friends were talking about something like that the other day so i was wondering
User avatar #190 - moviefuckthewhat (04/21/2015) [-]
It works that way in the US as well.

My father is an avid learner, He never actually quit going to college. He basically told us that if he die's and people come trying to manipulate us into doing the "right thing" by paying off his student loan debt, to just say no and hang up. They can't come after us legally, they're just trying to manipulate us into paying for something that wasn't ours.
User avatar #12 - closure (04/21/2015) [-]
This. Shitty companies will try to tell you otherwise,but when push comes to shove, if the estate isn't enough to pay it, then it's a loss for the company. (lots of circumstances can make it a writeoff, anyways - pestering the grieving relatives at that point is gravy)
#7 - its completely on the donator to make the determination on if …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/21/2015 on IDEA fo ADMIN +15
#31 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
People (there'd be a whole SJW shitstorm, you can count on it) would sue, and they'd win. It's not actually about feminist activism, but it looks like it is.
User avatar #35 - comicsansisback (04/21/2015) [-]
But there was nothing stopping them from checking the site before donating, plus they never told him to say it was supporting feminism, even the url doesnt really say it supports it
#37 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
That doesn't change anything, m8. It clearly does imply it's supporting feminism, and that's by far enough to get you sued.
User avatar #39 - comicsansisback (04/21/2015) [-]
it only says feministactivism, implying its ABOUT activism, it doesnt say its for it
#45 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
Not if you go about asking for donations m8. Trust me, the government isn't stupid enough to just let people pull this kind of shit. It's the same deal with false advertising- you can't call something "chocolate milk" if it doesn't contain chocolate, even if you don't specifically say it contains chocolate.
#49 - vymastenaochechula (04/21/2015) [-]
so if i ask for donations to ibangyourmom.com people who donated can sue me for finding out i'm not actually banging their moms because the name for the page was misleading? i don't think so
#68 - hongkonglongdong (04/22/2015) [-]
If you name it something more believable, yeah. That's my point. No, I'm not autistic, I do get it's a joke.
#48 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
You really are an annoying buzzkill about this whole thing, faggot.
User avatar #46 - comicsansisback (04/21/2015) [-]
You're saying the milk is chocolate, as in chocolate flavored. You never said it contained real chocolate. Maybe they should have checked the ingredients before buying it
#69 - hongkonglongdong (04/22/2015) [-]
You're an idiot. This isn't something I pulled out of my arse, that's a real thing. It's very against the law to do what you're saying. You're aware that's why you have "choco milk" rather than "chocolate milk" for those kinds of products, right? Strangely enough, it's not just on the buyer to be aware. And God help Admin if he got into trouble with Europe.
#5 - donations dont run like that...i could give you a million doll…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/21/2015 on IDEA fo ADMIN +7
User avatar #6 - tomokowatamote (04/21/2015) [-]
yeah but if you trick people into donating to a false cause or activists in this case im pretty sure thats illegal .
#20 - ruped (04/21/2015) [-]
Just write exactly what it's for in a clear, detailed manner but with the title for the donation being for feministactivism.org

If anyone donates without reading about the site/visiting it then that's their own stupid fault really.
User avatar #16 - Titanasgr (04/21/2015) [-]
Have you ever signed a bank contract without reading it and then got fucked in the ass? Same principle.
#13 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
how is it false cause? The website IS called feministactivism.org
User avatar #8 - fightforfate (04/21/2015) [-]
they can easily find out what the website is, so its their own stupidity if they donate
User avatar #7 - rangerofthesea (04/21/2015) [-]
its completely on the donator to make the determination on if they want to give money. especially online. the website is laid out in front of you and you have to agree to terms in order to donate...so not really you sign away your right to get a choice in a donation
#31 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
People (there'd be a whole SJW shitstorm, you can count on it) would sue, and they'd win. It's not actually about feminist activism, but it looks like it is.
User avatar #35 - comicsansisback (04/21/2015) [-]
But there was nothing stopping them from checking the site before donating, plus they never told him to say it was supporting feminism, even the url doesnt really say it supports it
#37 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
That doesn't change anything, m8. It clearly does imply it's supporting feminism, and that's by far enough to get you sued.
User avatar #39 - comicsansisback (04/21/2015) [-]
it only says feministactivism, implying its ABOUT activism, it doesnt say its for it
#45 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
Not if you go about asking for donations m8. Trust me, the government isn't stupid enough to just let people pull this kind of shit. It's the same deal with false advertising- you can't call something "chocolate milk" if it doesn't contain chocolate, even if you don't specifically say it contains chocolate.
#49 - vymastenaochechula (04/21/2015) [-]
so if i ask for donations to ibangyourmom.com people who donated can sue me for finding out i'm not actually banging their moms because the name for the page was misleading? i don't think so
#68 - hongkonglongdong (04/22/2015) [-]
If you name it something more believable, yeah. That's my point. No, I'm not autistic, I do get it's a joke.
#48 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
You really are an annoying buzzkill about this whole thing, faggot.
User avatar #46 - comicsansisback (04/21/2015) [-]
You're saying the milk is chocolate, as in chocolate flavored. You never said it contained real chocolate. Maybe they should have checked the ingredients before buying it
#69 - hongkonglongdong (04/22/2015) [-]
You're an idiot. This isn't something I pulled out of my arse, that's a real thing. It's very against the law to do what you're saying. You're aware that's why you have "choco milk" rather than "chocolate milk" for those kinds of products, right? Strangely enough, it's not just on the buyer to be aware. And God help Admin if he got into trouble with Europe.
#82 - soo...communism? 04/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
#144 - well good on him 04/15/2015 on *itadakimasu* +5
#43 - shes so beautiful and tall... holy **** i never see gir…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2015 on *itadakimasu* +2
#75 - Ken M (04/15/2015) [-]
that's a tranny
User avatar #144 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
well good on him
User avatar #70 - yugiohkris (04/15/2015) [-]
its a trap
#211 - hongkonglongdong (04/15/2015) [-]
#17 - not to be a gigantic prick...but 10 hour shifts seem great to … 04/15/2015 on Finally coming home to play... 0
#181 - ahhh yeah you ******** up there  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Fuck you nails 0
User avatar #182 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
Yuuup.. Oh well, I'm waiting for swelling to go down before I go at it again..
#179 - im not sure im following could you clarify?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Fuck you nails 0
#180 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
My first ingorwn toe nail was the left toe, which I did my own surgery on. I disinfected it and cut the nil out of the inside of my toe. My right toe which I'm having issues with now; I broke the nail so I pealed the nail off and it pealed all the way back into the skin.
User avatar #181 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
ahhh yeah you mcfucked up there
User avatar #182 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
Yuuup.. Oh well, I'm waiting for swelling to go down before I go at it again..
#177 - you didnt do it right, first you take a small thin knife blade…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Fuck you nails +1
User avatar #178 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
This is my other toe.. I cut it all the way back and it hasn't done it since. I broke the nail and pealed it back to the skin on my other toe. I didn't learn the first time
User avatar #179 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
im not sure im following could you clarify?
#180 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
My first ingorwn toe nail was the left toe, which I did my own surgery on. I disinfected it and cut the nil out of the inside of my toe. My right toe which I'm having issues with now; I broke the nail so I pealed the nail off and it pealed all the way back into the skin.
User avatar #181 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
ahhh yeah you mcfucked up there
User avatar #182 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
Yuuup.. Oh well, I'm waiting for swelling to go down before I go at it again..
#174 - take a knife and cut it out...thats what i do...sometimes it h…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Fuck you nails 0
User avatar #175 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
I did that with my last one. I cut out a huge chunk of nail digging into my toe last time.
User avatar #177 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
you didnt do it right, first you take a small thin knife blade...a paring knife works great here...and slide it along the nail until you are in the ingrown area...then pry the nail till it is exposed...its gonna hurt like a bitch but once you got the nail exposed gently slice the nail and remove the excess...once thats done immediately squeeze any puss out and wash the area. apply a disinfectant and bandage checking twice daily and washing at least once a day gently until the redness fades
User avatar #178 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
This is my other toe.. I cut it all the way back and it hasn't done it since. I broke the nail and pealed it back to the skin on my other toe. I didn't learn the first time
User avatar #179 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
im not sure im following could you clarify?
#180 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
My first ingorwn toe nail was the left toe, which I did my own surgery on. I disinfected it and cut the nil out of the inside of my toe. My right toe which I'm having issues with now; I broke the nail so I pealed the nail off and it pealed all the way back into the skin.
User avatar #181 - rangerofthesea (04/15/2015) [-]
ahhh yeah you mcfucked up there
User avatar #182 - srhkid (04/15/2015) [-]
Yuuup.. Oh well, I'm waiting for swelling to go down before I go at it again..
#18 - cool someone got the joke!...ha 04/11/2015 on (untitled) +1
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on (untitled) +32
#17 - freizaxplains (04/11/2015) [-]
dat classic family guy reference, you know, before it got repetitive
User avatar #24 - overlordnick (04/11/2015) [-]
I really think it started going down hill the very next episode.
User avatar #18 - rangerofthesea (04/11/2015) [-]
cool someone got the joke!...ha
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #19 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
How long have you had that icon?
User avatar #20 to #19 - rangerofthesea (02/06/2015) [-]
for about a year now why
User avatar #21 to #20 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
You have had it as long as I remember seeing you for the first time.
User avatar #23 to #21 - rangerofthesea (02/06/2015) [-]
actually ive had it since seanessey was a thing...lol that was a long ass time ago
User avatar #24 to #23 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #22 to #21 - rangerofthesea (02/06/2015) [-]
how long ago was that...lol cus ive had it since names started changing color
#13 - seanessytheking (09/07/2012) [-]
Darling, I just want to thank you for being fabulous today. It was very noble of you to alert me when you noticed my work was reposted. I extend to you my sincerest appreciation.


I love you....
User avatar #14 to #13 - rangerofthesea (09/07/2012) [-]
yay! sean said hi ^_^
#15 to #14 - seanessytheking (09/07/2012) [-]
I love your profile pic too btw. The cuteness overwhelms me.
#16 to #15 - rangerofthesea (09/07/2012) [-]
here ya go in case you wanted it
#11 - SGguy (07/29/2012) [-]
Sorry to disturb you, rangerofthesea, but may I request the full size version of your profile picture? I would love you long time if possible. Here's mine if interested.
Sorry to disturb you, rangerofthesea, but may I request the full size version of your profile picture? I would love you long time if possible. Here's mine if interested.
#10 - prancingkid (03/30/2012) [-]
Ponies, as you requested good sir.
Ponies, as you requested good sir.
User avatar #1 - jesusfrankenstein (01/27/2012) [-]
You are now my sex slave. MUAHAHHAA. >:D
#2 to #1 - rangerofthesea (01/27/2012) [-]
oh really now? by whos rule >:D
User avatar #3 to #2 - jesusfrankenstein (01/28/2012) [-]
THE RULE OF THE RANDOM USER ROLL COMMENT. I have no idea why I used all caps. XD

Also, you're my sex slave because I popped your comment cherry. Buahah! >:D
User avatar #4 to #3 - rangerofthesea (01/28/2012) [-]
very well...as long as i get to be on top or take ya doggy style =P
User avatar #5 to #4 - jesusfrankenstein (01/28/2012) [-]
Lmao AWkward...
User avatar #6 to #5 - rangerofthesea (01/29/2012) [-]
only awkward if ya make it awkward...plus you came here...my domain...mah houze! i shall reference to sex as i see fit! =P
User avatar #7 to #6 - jesusfrankenstein (01/29/2012) [-]
Well, **** . Yeah, you're right. You don't just barge into someone's house and go YOU'RE MY SEX SLAVE. That doesn't work lmao
User avatar #8 to #7 - rangerofthesea (01/29/2012) [-]
True story right ther ;P but my offer still stands just because your as beautiful as you are >;D

User avatar #9 to #8 - jesusfrankenstein (01/30/2012) [-]
Lmao I was just kidding..I'm happily taken. XD
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