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rangerofthesea

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:USA
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Highest Comment Rank:#1668
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Content Views:167271
Times Content Favorited:313 times
Total Comments Made:4226
FJ Points:5493
Favorite Tags: are (2) | sexy (2)
not here to find love...just here to dance

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    Drop It Pony Style! Drop It Pony Style!
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#285 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on sometimes +2
#288 - alcoholicsemen (20 hours ago) [-]
i took the bait
#26 - chill and listen to the funk brah... 01/11/2016 on Tila Tequila can melt steel... +1
#90 - idk...i just found the webm...lol 01/11/2016 on 1 million to say nothing +1
#27 - trust me. it will eventually bother you that you cant experien…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on *SWIPES RIGHT* 0
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#28 - mrhazzy (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah yes, I also have a high sex drive, it's frustrating, I also feel your pain.
#25 - its alright...my wife was great at them. then she had wedding …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on *SWIPES RIGHT* 0
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#26 - mrhazzy (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't think I've ever experienced a "proper" blowjob, just half arsed attempts at putting my penis in her mouth, I love her to bits, and something like this isn't going to end my relationship, but it's certainly putting a dampener on our sex life, because she asks if I want a blowjob, and I don't have the heart to tell her no...
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#27 - rangerofthesea (01/11/2016) [-]
trust me. it will eventually bother you that you cant experience the sexual experiences you long for. i thought ok i can deal with not having sex every few days. but then every few days turned into once a week and for awhile there once a week was once a month. and when it got to there i told her she needed to start performing more for me or im going to leave her...she tried saying "our relationship isnt all about sex!" but i retorted with how i didnt get married to be celibate. i love her to pieces but i feel unattractive to her and unwanted sexually which is causing tensions to rise and me to be mad at her for little to no reason. all because she isnt willing to put out 2 or 3 times a week. i look good i make good money and i have a good personality but she doesnt seem to want me like that...and that just isnt sitting well with me.
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#28 - mrhazzy (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah yes, I also have a high sex drive, it's frustrating, I also feel your pain.
#87 - Picture 01/11/2016 on dope WebM compilation (pt 2) +14
#22 - **rangerofthesea used "*roll 1, 1-10*"** **rangerofthesea r… 01/11/2016 on Cyoa comp part 4 0
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User avatar #26 to #25 - rangerofthesea (07/06/2015) [-]
who are you?
lol
#27 to #26 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Someone who is very bored.
User avatar #28 to #27 - rangerofthesea (07/06/2015) [-]
alright then whatsup?
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Looking for people to ask me questions or draw me pictures.
User avatar #30 to #29 - rangerofthesea (07/06/2015) [-]
religious? because a friend of mine if pissin me off about it
User avatar #32 to #31 - rangerofthesea (07/06/2015) [-]
are you religious?
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
What?

No.
User avatar #19 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
How long have you had that icon?
User avatar #20 to #19 - rangerofthesea (02/06/2015) [-]
for about a year now why
User avatar #21 to #20 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
You have had it as long as I remember seeing you for the first time.
User avatar #23 to #21 - rangerofthesea (02/06/2015) [-]
actually ive had it since seanessey was a thing...lol that was a long ass time ago
User avatar #24 to #23 - majormayor (02/06/2015) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #22 to #21 - rangerofthesea (02/06/2015) [-]
how long ago was that...lol cus ive had it since names started changing color
#13 - seanessytheking (09/07/2012) [-]
Darling, I just want to thank you for being fabulous today. It was very noble of you to alert me when you noticed my work was reposted. I extend to you my sincerest appreciation.


I love you....
User avatar #14 to #13 - rangerofthesea (09/07/2012) [-]
yay! sean said hi ^_^
#15 to #14 - seanessytheking (09/07/2012) [-]
I love your profile pic too btw. The cuteness overwhelms me.
#16 to #15 - rangerofthesea (09/07/2012) [-]
here ya go in case you wanted it
#11 - SGguy (07/29/2012) [-]
Sorry to disturb you, rangerofthesea, but may I request the full size version of your profile picture? I would love you long time if possible. Here's mine if interested.
Sorry to disturb you, rangerofthesea, but may I request the full size version of your profile picture? I would love you long time if possible. Here's mine if interested.
#10 - prancingkid (03/30/2012) [-]
Ponies, as you requested good sir.
Ponies, as you requested good sir.
User avatar #1 - jesusfrankenstein (01/27/2012) [-]
You are now my sex slave. MUAHAHHAA. >:D
#2 to #1 - rangerofthesea (01/27/2012) [-]
oh really now? by whos rule >:D
User avatar #3 to #2 - jesusfrankenstein (01/28/2012) [-]
THE RULE OF THE RANDOM USER ROLL COMMENT. I have no idea why I used all caps. XD

Also, you're my sex slave because I popped your comment cherry. Buahah! >:D
User avatar #4 to #3 - rangerofthesea (01/28/2012) [-]
very well...as long as i get to be on top or take ya doggy style =P
User avatar #5 to #4 - jesusfrankenstein (01/28/2012) [-]
Lmao AWkward...
User avatar #6 to #5 - rangerofthesea (01/29/2012) [-]
only awkward if ya make it awkward...plus you came here...my domain...mah houze! i shall reference to sex as i see fit! =P
User avatar #7 to #6 - jesusfrankenstein (01/29/2012) [-]
Well, **** . Yeah, you're right. You don't just barge into someone's house and go YOU'RE MY SEX SLAVE. That doesn't work lmao
User avatar #8 to #7 - rangerofthesea (01/29/2012) [-]
True story right ther ;P but my offer still stands just because your as beautiful as you are >;D

User avatar #9 to #8 - jesusfrankenstein (01/30/2012) [-]
Lmao I was just kidding..I'm happily taken. XD
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