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randomwanker

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:7/20/2013
Last Login:7/26/2016
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    Fuck those femicunts Fuck those femicunts
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    this is so old this is so old
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    I fucking knew it I fucking knew it
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    Euthanasia is the only answer Euthanasia is the only answer
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    Good guy pig Good guy pig
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    Well..... go ahead Well..... go ahead
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#14 - well I was bullied a lot as a kid. Now I have major trust issu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Social Media Dump (Mostly... +1
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#39 - themurp (22 hours ago) [-]
This probably won't help you, but I'm crazy and this is how I roll, so it's all I can really say.

Ignore the concept of trust.

Any person can betray you. Most people are assholes. It doesn't matter though. All they can do is be someone you don't want them to be. Yeah, it hurts, but just enjoy the good times and move along when you can. Trust doesn't really mean anything. People are what they are, accept them as they are, and understand you won't like some people and that's just tough shit.

Don't expect people to be anything besides human. We have a whole life to waste and it's better wasting it on finding good people then hiding from bad people. and don't forget good and bad is relative to you, and can fluctuate based on both you and them
#53 - People have beliefs and think people who are on the polar oppo… 07/25/2016 on This hate says meme 0
#116 - She wasn't even pregnant I called her out on her ******** the … 07/25/2016 on For all have sinned and... 0
#57 - So it pretty much kills weeds by punching the **** out of them 07/25/2016 on Farmer robot +6
#6 - That perfect dental hygiene 07/24/2016 on Cute Asian Girl went on 4chan +6
#9 - Had a girl try an pull this **** on me. We went out for a week…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on For all have sinned and... +17
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#53 - fukkentyranitar (07/24/2016) [-]
I would have busted out a dna test anyway just to fuck her vibe up.
#116 - randomwanker (07/25/2016) [-]
She wasn't even pregnant I called her out on her bullshit the moment she told me. She must have thought I was stupid because the moment I asked her for a pregnancy test she sent me this exact photo. Not even half a minute on fucking google and I found it
#36 - >Sony >debt lol  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Ghostbusters and Star Wars... +3
#38 - tacoperson (07/24/2016) [-]
they'll totally survive, sure, but the fact is they lost 190 million on ghostbusters, and that's just so satisfying for us.
#81 - I'll stop doing it when you can prove you can do better. 07/23/2016 on Truth has been Spoken +1
#40 - Am I cool now guys? Do you love me now father?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Flat stomachs aren't real +5
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#39 - Comment deleted 07/23/2016 on Flat stomachs aren't real 0