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#7 - Wish i hadn't let me convince them to keep it, I might make a new one.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Tough Choice.. 0
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#8 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
Do it. Then post a video of it in action. Preferably with it destroying a soda can castle.
#9 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
I have 18m3 of cans, so that is doable
#10 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
That's... huh.... You drink a lot of soda if you have that many cans. Better work on that castle first bruh. While your at it, make a dragon too. Maybe a tin army as well.
#12 - randomsnail (05/26/2015) [-]
it is 26 years of cans, my step siblings started saving in 89, and i kept doing so aswell, I now also have 3m^3 of 1.25L bottles for melting down and casting.
#80 - Stop parroting me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Avengers as medieval... 0
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#25 - how about you make them into hollows, with a 1mm drill bit and… 05/25/2015 on Smallest Gun Ever +1
#5 - it was 10 years ago dude I'm not sure if the highschool wi…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Tough Choice.. 0
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#6 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
Well, it never hurts to ask.
#7 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
Wish i hadn't let me convince them to keep it, I might make a new one.
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#8 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
Do it. Then post a video of it in action. Preferably with it destroying a soda can castle.
#9 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
I have 18m3 of cans, so that is doable
#10 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
That's... huh.... You drink a lot of soda if you have that many cans. Better work on that castle first bruh. While your at it, make a dragon too. Maybe a tin army as well.
#12 - randomsnail (05/26/2015) [-]
it is 26 years of cans, my step siblings started saving in 89, and i kept doing so aswell, I now also have 3m^3 of 1.25L bottles for melting down and casting.
#12 - Picture 05/25/2015 on Abortion 0
#4 - they were kidnapped and indoctrinated. I mean raise from birth…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Abortion +3
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#22 - imperiumromanum (05/25/2015) [-]
Yes, because that worked so well for the people who were supposed to be the main users of the clone army, and even the people who fucking cloned them too

No offence meant to you of course, just saying that you'd think the fucking Kaminoans would've brought up Order 66 to the fucking Jedi at some point! All they had to say to Obi Wan was "Oh hey, by the way, there's one specific contingency plan in here that only the Supreme Chancellor can use, without any sort of warning or need of the Galactic Council that could be used to absolutely wipe out the Jedi Order and the Clones have no choice but to obey the order and kill all Jedi they see, unless they have the Supreme Chancellor's seal of approval," or whatever he used to determine who would be allowed to live of the Jedi. Basically all I'm saying is that there's a reason the British, and even the Canadian, not sure about the Australian or New Zealand or any other Commonwealth country's, army is not called the Royal *Insert Commonwealth Country here* army anymore, just look up Cromwell's war and you'll see why.
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#7 - recoveryone (05/25/2015) [-]
Excellent point....
#12 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
#12 - Australia 16 with some weird differences, like in queensland v…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Cloroform helps too +9
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#28 - threeeighteen (05/25/2015) [-]
You can always count on us Queenslanders to fuck things up. We almost had two different timezones.
#16 - autoxx (05/25/2015) [-]
Same here in Canada, it's considered "high risk behavior".
My girlfriend is a big fan of the stinky-pinky.
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#36 - aldothenazi (05/25/2015) [-]
Gotta love me some anal.
#12 - put cyanide inside of hollow points. Also the surface area and…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Smallest Gun Ever +1
#20 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
good luck finding 2.7mm HPs.
#25 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
how about you make them into hollows, with a 1mm drill bit and a very good drill press.
#15 - Comment deleted 05/25/2015 on Pulled this from 2009 to here 0
#2 - Raise them loyal to the institution and their trainers. make s…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Abortion +5
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#17 - wotterpatch (05/25/2015) [-]
>they didn't want you, but we did

then they'll be loyal to the army, not the country. That's a bad idea
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#36 - deviousxreaper (05/25/2015) [-]
thats better though for instance if your country becomes corrupt
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#3 - recoveryone (05/25/2015) [-]
Like The Spartan Program in Halo? If you've been keeping up with Hunt The Truth, it's revealed to be even worse than previously stated.
#4 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
they were kidnapped and indoctrinated. I mean raise from birth. Clone trooper style.
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#22 - imperiumromanum (05/25/2015) [-]
Yes, because that worked so well for the people who were supposed to be the main users of the clone army, and even the people who fucking cloned them too

No offence meant to you of course, just saying that you'd think the fucking Kaminoans would've brought up Order 66 to the fucking Jedi at some point! All they had to say to Obi Wan was "Oh hey, by the way, there's one specific contingency plan in here that only the Supreme Chancellor can use, without any sort of warning or need of the Galactic Council that could be used to absolutely wipe out the Jedi Order and the Clones have no choice but to obey the order and kill all Jedi they see, unless they have the Supreme Chancellor's seal of approval," or whatever he used to determine who would be allowed to live of the Jedi. Basically all I'm saying is that there's a reason the British, and even the Canadian, not sure about the Australian or New Zealand or any other Commonwealth country's, army is not called the Royal *Insert Commonwealth Country here* army anymore, just look up Cromwell's war and you'll see why.
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#7 - recoveryone (05/25/2015) [-]
Excellent point....
#12 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
#4 - you tried to transparently 05/25/2015 on Best Skyrim mod +11
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Pulled this from 2009 to here 0
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#2 - you tried to inspire a raging comment chain with that didn't you.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Best Skyrim mod 0
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#3 - jamesten (05/25/2015) [-]
why not?
#4 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
you tried to transparently
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Pulled this from 2009 to here 0
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#78 - it ******* snowed two weeks ago 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#77 - when the high temperature for the day is 4c yes, when you are …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#78 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it fucking snowed two weeks ago
#74 - nah it's to cold for the **** ones.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#75 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
the land of fucking hot has parts 'too cold' for abos?
#77 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
when the high temperature for the day is 4c yes, when you are 900m above sea level and its one of the places that gets snow yes.
#78 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it fucking snowed two weeks ago
#72 - Not in the high country mate  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#73 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
high country

implying abos are too lazy to walk uphill?
#74 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
nah it's to cold for the shit ones.
#75 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
the land of fucking hot has parts 'too cold' for abos?
#77 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
when the high temperature for the day is 4c yes, when you are 900m above sea level and its one of the places that gets snow yes.
#78 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it fucking snowed two weeks ago
#69 - snakes and redbacks are the most dangerous thing where I live.…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#71 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
kinda forgetting drugged-up racist aboriginees with knives

spiders and snakes will fuck off but abos will follow you home
#72 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
Not in the high country mate
#73 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
high country

implying abos are too lazy to walk uphill?
#74 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
nah it's to cold for the shit ones.
#75 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
the land of fucking hot has parts 'too cold' for abos?
#77 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
when the high temperature for the day is 4c yes, when you are 900m above sea level and its one of the places that gets snow yes.
#78 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it fucking snowed two weeks ago
#3 - I built a Trebuchet in my Highschool Medieval history class, f…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Tough Choice.. 0
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#4 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
Pics? I kinda wanna see this sexy bitch.
#5 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it was 10 years ago dude
I'm not sure if the highschool will even still have it. Let alone me being able to find any pictures.
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#6 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
Well, it never hurts to ask.
#7 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
Wish i hadn't let me convince them to keep it, I might make a new one.
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#8 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
Do it. Then post a video of it in action. Preferably with it destroying a soda can castle.
#9 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
I have 18m3 of cans, so that is doable
#10 - eggsontoast (05/25/2015) [-]
That's... huh.... You drink a lot of soda if you have that many cans. Better work on that castle first bruh. While your at it, make a dragon too. Maybe a tin army as well.
#12 - randomsnail (05/26/2015) [-]
it is 26 years of cans, my step siblings started saving in 89, and i kept doing so aswell, I now also have 3m^3 of 1.25L bottles for melting down and casting.
#67 - be careful when climbing trees in Australia, and back of the knee.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#68 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
be careful is australia full stop

its the land of shit that wants to kill you
#69 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
snakes and redbacks are the most dangerous thing where I live. oh and Kangaroos.
#71 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
kinda forgetting drugged-up racist aboriginees with knives

spiders and snakes will fuck off but abos will follow you home
#72 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
Not in the high country mate
#73 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
high country

implying abos are too lazy to walk uphill?
#74 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
nah it's to cold for the shit ones.
#75 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
the land of fucking hot has parts 'too cold' for abos?
#77 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
when the high temperature for the day is 4c yes, when you are 900m above sea level and its one of the places that gets snow yes.
#78 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it fucking snowed two weeks ago
#7 - the name "heartlessrobot" should have been a dead give away 05/25/2015 on Sticks and Stones +2
#61 - I have had that happen, huntsman bites hurt, but are not dange…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Deathbulge comics 0
#66 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
spider wanted your sausage huh?

#67 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
be careful when climbing trees in Australia, and back of the knee.
#68 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
be careful is australia full stop

its the land of shit that wants to kill you
#69 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
snakes and redbacks are the most dangerous thing where I live. oh and Kangaroos.
#71 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
kinda forgetting drugged-up racist aboriginees with knives

spiders and snakes will fuck off but abos will follow you home
#72 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
Not in the high country mate
#73 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
high country

implying abos are too lazy to walk uphill?
#74 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
nah it's to cold for the shit ones.
#75 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
the land of fucking hot has parts 'too cold' for abos?
#77 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
when the high temperature for the day is 4c yes, when you are 900m above sea level and its one of the places that gets snow yes.
#78 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it fucking snowed two weeks ago
#2 - That first one, she looks like a Harry Potter Starwars crosso… 05/25/2015 on twitter comp +1
#3 - Dear god, MTG, I managed to get an entire edition build set, o…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Yu-Gi-Oh* 0
#7 - HellsSponge (05/25/2015) [-]
What is an edition build set, exactly? I'm very confused what exactly you got.
#8 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
Every card released in one year in quadruplicate
#9 - HellsSponge (05/25/2015) [-]
What year did you get it for? That's normally several thousand dollars worth of cards.
#10 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
it was four years ago now
#11 - HellsSponge (05/25/2015) [-]
It's probably the second Mirodin block, but every block for the last 10 years has a value of at least $500 for a single copy of every card. One of three things has happened.

1) You managed to find someone dumb enough to sell you several thousand dollars of cards for $200.
2) You bought a wholesale common/uncommon lot - which, while cool, isn't usual.

Either way, retail stores have been some of the best places to buy/trade cards. Your advice is either incorrect or based on absurd financial luck, and unrepeatable.

I ask again: what sets are the cards from?



#12 - randomsnail (05/25/2015) [-]
And I have about 500 in total left, sold the rest
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#17 - tunotoo (05/25/2015) [-]
any Lilliana of the veil or snapcaster mages?
#109 - randomsnail (05/26/2015) [-]
Sold all my rares, other than what i have in decks, so no. Was selling all rares for $1 uncommon for 50c and common for 25c even with what I have left came out ahead.

And I am not screwing over my decks by selling my rares that are used in them.
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#112 - tunotoo (05/26/2015) [-]
Lilly is worth $100 and snapcaster is $40
#114 - randomsnail (05/27/2015) [-]
I know, I didn't care, still made a profit regardless. I also felt good about selling the cards at a price that people who have bugger all money, but enjoy magic could get the cards they wanted.

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