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Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
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#112 - yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm. 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
#107 - but, my wheelchair being stuck will.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#105 - he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#103 - yes  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#31 - yes I have ME, and I've been dealing with it for the last 5 ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on pretty much.. +1
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#32 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
I am very sorry to hear that. Life is in fact unfair, aint it? Goddamn why do some people must have to face things like this

Sorry I get mad about it, but something just comes up and forces you to be strong and go completely out of your path to fight it
I really hope you can be doing well there despite it, man
#35 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
I am being positive, I had my freak out 5 years ago, now is time for me to just be awesome and give no fucks.
#101 - Myalgic encephalomyelitis  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#102 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
does it hurt?
#103 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar
#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#99 - ******* awesome beer butter basically, that has the con…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry +1
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#100 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
nice. thanks cunt. y are you in the hospital?
#101 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Myalgic encephalomyelitis
User avatar
#102 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
does it hurt?
#103 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar
#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#28 - Paralysis, paraplegia. Cause my life sucks, and I have a Cree …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2015 on pretty much.. +4
#44 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
lol
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#29 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
For how long do you have it man? Are you on a crisis right now?
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#30 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
(I understood from your comment that you have ME, but I'm not sure anymore)
#31 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes I have ME, and I've been dealing with it for the last 5 years, when I was first put into a wheelchair, I improved, but have been having minor lapses right up until 0500 of Wednesday last week when I stood up and then BAM wheelchair time.
User avatar
#32 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
I am very sorry to hear that. Life is in fact unfair, aint it? Goddamn why do some people must have to face things like this

Sorry I get mad about it, but something just comes up and forces you to be strong and go completely out of your path to fight it
I really hope you can be doing well there despite it, man
#35 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
I am being positive, I had my freak out 5 years ago, now is time for me to just be awesome and give no fucks.
#97 - The funny thing is, I'm Australian, and he has lived here since WW2.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#98 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
Well then,

Tell me about Vegemite
#99 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Fucking awesome beer butter basically, that has the consistency of tar, and kinda burns. Super freaking salty, and epic on toast, or in a cheese and Vegemite sandwich. Also can be used to marinade beef for one of the best barbequing experiences.

TO be precise it is made from a yeast extract, from yeast that has been used in beers.
User avatar
#100 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
nice. thanks cunt. y are you in the hospital?
#101 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Myalgic encephalomyelitis
User avatar
#102 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
does it hurt?
#103 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar
#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#1 - I want sauce  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on (untitled) +1
#4 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
Must be watched with Black Dynomite Drinking Game:

Take a drink:
-Every time he punches someone
-Every time there is something racist "jive turkey"
-Everytime someone says his name

Take a shot:
-Every 4th wall break (you might need to look out for them)
#5 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Just gonna point out, I'm Australian, that means we only have one drinking game, finish your drink before it gets warm then get another.
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#2 - bankaiguy (06/29/2015) [-]
#93 - Are you confusing Austrian with Australian?  [+] (14 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#96 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
yes.

ask him about Arnold.
#97 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
The funny thing is, I'm Australian, and he has lived here since WW2.
User avatar
#98 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
Well then,

Tell me about Vegemite
#99 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Fucking awesome beer butter basically, that has the consistency of tar, and kinda burns. Super freaking salty, and epic on toast, or in a cheese and Vegemite sandwich. Also can be used to marinade beef for one of the best barbequing experiences.

TO be precise it is made from a yeast extract, from yeast that has been used in beers.
User avatar
#100 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
nice. thanks cunt. y are you in the hospital?
#101 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Myalgic encephalomyelitis
User avatar
#102 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
does it hurt?
#103 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar
#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#37 - loogin dood 06/29/2015 on Think about the baby 0
#19 - All the bloody time, most frequently on this site. 06/29/2015 on Text 0
#90 - true story.  [+] (16 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#92 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
ask him about Vegemite.

Also, why are you laid up in the hopsicle ?
#93 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Are you confusing Austrian with Australian?
User avatar
#96 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
yes.

ask him about Arnold.
#97 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
The funny thing is, I'm Australian, and he has lived here since WW2.
User avatar
#98 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
Well then,

Tell me about Vegemite
#99 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Fucking awesome beer butter basically, that has the consistency of tar, and kinda burns. Super freaking salty, and epic on toast, or in a cheese and Vegemite sandwich. Also can be used to marinade beef for one of the best barbequing experiences.

TO be precise it is made from a yeast extract, from yeast that has been used in beers.
User avatar
#100 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
nice. thanks cunt. y are you in the hospital?
#101 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Myalgic encephalomyelitis
User avatar
#102 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
does it hurt?
#103 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar
#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
#6 - **** I just thumbed ************ 06/29/2015 on Ghey +1
#7 - the **** is that, looks like the animation attempts of …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Teacher stories +28
#61 - wallbuilder (06/29/2015) [-]
"I watched the children burn. It gave me the greatest erection of my life."
#9 - emperorwatergate (06/29/2015) [-]
You are witnessing the ungodly horror that is Jay Jay The Jet Plane.
#69 - captaincrapface (06/29/2015) [-]
I feel more autistic now that I've seen this
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#47 - joshwontwon (06/29/2015) [-]
I thought we said we'd never bring up that again!
#42 - rumpsalva (06/29/2015) [-]
#41 - ponythreadftw (06/29/2015) [-]
I have been laughing for a solid 5 minutes at this fucking picture
#38 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
wasn't there a show about tug boats too?
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#50 - AreyouSerious (06/29/2015) [-]
#29 - I had no feels, I had a funny, then I saw sad Lucario, now I'm sad  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Growing Up +16
#37 - stupidpiglets (06/29/2015) [-]
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#50 - nikolaier (06/29/2015) [-]
Huh, I haven't seen that one yet.
#38 - paraxo (06/29/2015) [-]
#22 - Thanks, only stuck here because my house isn't wheelchair friendly  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2015 on pretty much.. +6
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#27 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
what happened dood
#28 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Paralysis, paraplegia. Cause my life sucks, and I have a Cree great grandparent, Myalgic encephalomyelitis
#44 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
lol
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#29 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
For how long do you have it man? Are you on a crisis right now?
User avatar
#30 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
(I understood from your comment that you have ME, but I'm not sure anymore)
#31 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes I have ME, and I've been dealing with it for the last 5 years, when I was first put into a wheelchair, I improved, but have been having minor lapses right up until 0500 of Wednesday last week when I stood up and then BAM wheelchair time.
User avatar
#32 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
I am very sorry to hear that. Life is in fact unfair, aint it? Goddamn why do some people must have to face things like this

Sorry I get mad about it, but something just comes up and forces you to be strong and go completely out of your path to fight it
I really hope you can be doing well there despite it, man
#35 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
I am being positive, I had my freak out 5 years ago, now is time for me to just be awesome and give no fucks.
#20 - I get to sleep in all day everyday ******* hospitals  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2015 on pretty much.. +12
#21 - meatygoodness (06/29/2015) [-]
Get well soon
#22 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Thanks, only stuck here because my house isn't wheelchair friendly
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#27 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
what happened dood
#28 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Paralysis, paraplegia. Cause my life sucks, and I have a Cree great grandparent, Myalgic encephalomyelitis
#44 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar
#29 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
For how long do you have it man? Are you on a crisis right now?
User avatar
#30 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
(I understood from your comment that you have ME, but I'm not sure anymore)
#31 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes I have ME, and I've been dealing with it for the last 5 years, when I was first put into a wheelchair, I improved, but have been having minor lapses right up until 0500 of Wednesday last week when I stood up and then BAM wheelchair time.
User avatar
#32 - lecorbi (06/29/2015) [-]
I am very sorry to hear that. Life is in fact unfair, aint it? Goddamn why do some people must have to face things like this

Sorry I get mad about it, but something just comes up and forces you to be strong and go completely out of your path to fight it
I really hope you can be doing well there despite it, man
#35 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
I am being positive, I had my freak out 5 years ago, now is time for me to just be awesome and give no fucks.
#22 - speaking of adorable ******* , her bat form. 06/29/2015 on Russian Navy. 0
#8 - ******* hilarious 06/29/2015 on Leopards are graceful and... 0
#82 - I read the whole thing out, loudly in the hospital, the Austri…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/29/2015 on poetic poem of poetry 0
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#89 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
trustory?
#90 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
true story.
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#92 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
ask him about Vegemite.

Also, why are you laid up in the hopsicle ?
#93 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Are you confusing Austrian with Australian?
User avatar
#96 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
yes.

ask him about Arnold.
#97 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
The funny thing is, I'm Australian, and he has lived here since WW2.
User avatar
#98 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
Well then,

Tell me about Vegemite
#99 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Fucking awesome beer butter basically, that has the consistency of tar, and kinda burns. Super freaking salty, and epic on toast, or in a cheese and Vegemite sandwich. Also can be used to marinade beef for one of the best barbequing experiences.

TO be precise it is made from a yeast extract, from yeast that has been used in beers.
User avatar
#100 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
nice. thanks cunt. y are you in the hospital?
#101 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
Myalgic encephalomyelitis
User avatar
#102 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
does it hurt?
#103 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar
#104 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
drink more water
#105 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
he says, right as i finished my water and need to take a piss
User avatar
#106 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
absolutely perfect timing.

i wont stop you from pissing..
#107 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
but, my wheelchair being stuck will.
User avatar
#111 - Zyklone (06/29/2015) [-]
is it really impossible to walk?
#112 - randomsnail (06/29/2015) [-]
yes, it really is, cant even make a muscle spasm.
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