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Because nigga, I AM THE WIND
I see you
Why aren't you on skype or steam?
H-huh little buddy?
Why aren't you on skype or steam?
H-huh little buddy?
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random asshole (01/21/2013) [-]
THE STORY BEHIND RANDOM'S OC THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT:
Foss Caenum was a fairly happy pony, despite being shunned by everypony purely because of the fact that he was the grave digger and the one who put the dead bodies into the grave. Foss didn't care that the others didn't like him for he had the most beautiful cat of all time, Arcy. He and Arcy would spend all the day long digging holes and burying ponies and over-all having grand ol' time. At night he and Arcy would have fun during their 'private time' of which I won't go into detail because I'm sure some would rather I didn't i will have say that it is extremely kinky and erotic. Anyhow this is how things went for the longest of time. That is until other ponies found out about Arcy. And when the news was printed in the newspaper it was all over. The guards came and took away Arcy and Foss himself was imprisoned for "animal cruelty". After ten Year he was finally let out, but Arcy had died of old age whilst he was in prison and he wasn't even allowed to have possession of her body so that he could give her a proper burial. He still managed to keep a optimistic outlook on life.Although working in the graveyard became mundane and his nights lonely.
THE END
Foss Caenum was a fairly happy pony, despite being shunned by everypony purely because of the fact that he was the grave digger and the one who put the dead bodies into the grave. Foss didn't care that the others didn't like him for he had the most beautiful cat of all time, Arcy. He and Arcy would spend all the day long digging holes and burying ponies and over-all having grand ol' time. At night he and Arcy would have fun during their 'private time' of which I won't go into detail because I'm sure some would rather I didn't i will have say that it is extremely kinky and erotic. Anyhow this is how things went for the longest of time. That is until other ponies found out about Arcy. And when the news was printed in the newspaper it was all over. The guards came and took away Arcy and Foss himself was imprisoned for "animal cruelty". After ten Year he was finally let out, but Arcy had died of old age whilst he was in prison and he wasn't even allowed to have possession of her body so that he could give her a proper burial. He still managed to keep a optimistic outlook on life.Although working in the graveyard became mundane and his nights lonely.
THE END
Random is walking along the his usual path in the park as per usual on a Sunday night when out of the corner of his eye he notices his arch nemesis, Asshole. Random quickly hides in a conveniently nearby bush and hopes that Asshole would merely walk by and not notice him. Today was not to be his lucky day. Asshole with his incredible sense of perception quickly notices that Random was attempting to hide himself away in the bush. "Random, come out and face me like the man I know you aren't" Asshole said tauntingly. Random slowly came out of the bush, prepared to have the fuck beat out of him.
THEN GODZILLA BLEW UP THE PLANET
THEN GODZILLA BLEW UP THE PLANET

