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#11 - I'm pretty sure that each dye has a different viscosity, so th… 04/17/2015 on self sorting food coloring 0
#21 - I'd be more upset if they didn't get their own fights, but it … 04/10/2015 on *SPOILER* One Piece - Finally 0
#11 - My aunt (who married into the family) is this tiny Asian woman…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Can't have it both ways +5
#14 - gangbangtime (04/08/2015) [-]
>It's not about size it's about how you use it
Funny, kind of. But this demonstrates a severe lack of knowledge on how fighting, specifically Hand to Hand, works.
#62 - anonymous (04/08/2015) [-]
How does that demonstrate a severe lack of fighting knowledge? Knowing how to fight is entirely about knowing how to "use it." I'm a scrawny guy who has practiced martial arts for the past five years, and if there is one thing I've learned, it's that most guys outweigh me by a significant amount. I can assure you, in order to get out of their bear hugs, throw them, escape their joint locks, etc. I definitely, absolutely need to know how to "use it" because I'm not going to win in a pure force-on-force confrontation. I'm simply not big enough which is something I'm working on changing, but that's beside the point . Please, explain your reasoning.
#87 - gangbangtime (04/08/2015) [-]
Alrighty then, even though your anon and may never see this.

Size in a fight, matters, alot. As does strength. Specifically in Hand to hand, you want to be bigger and stronger, neither of which will affect you enough to make you noticeably slower. If your 5'7 and a 6'5 guy who weighs over 300 pounds gets you into a bearhug, he could probably crush you just with his weight, if not outright crush you with his arms.

Proper technique is important, indeed, but a small, frail, unfit person who is adept at some martial arts (And I don't mean taking a class for a year), will get their ass beat by an inept brute. It would take a level of skill that is extremely rare to get out of a fist fight without any bruises, and even then, It's unlikely for a person to escape untouched. My point being, if you're rather small and your punches make other people giggle when you hit them, and even if you have become adept in some martial arts, you'll still get your ass kicked by the guy who can knock the wind out of you in one go.

That, and most martial arts they teach nowadays are bullshit, but that's another rant.
#199 - anonymous (04/08/2015) [-]
Now, I can agree with that.

The way I've been taught is not to avoid getting hurt, but to avoid getting hurt badly enough where you can't escape or provide a proper beat down if escape isn't an option. We've spent much time on learning how take punches without them completely winding us or knocking us out cold, as well as plenty of offensive techniques. I just hope it all comes in handy if it ever needs to, and if the guy's a brute, well maybe it'll be just enough to take the edge off.

Anyway, have a good one. I won't see any replies you make to this, this time.
User avatar #12 - Lilstow (04/08/2015) [-]
is it one of those self defense classes where they only teach you the crotch-kick?
cuz i'm pretty good at catching people's feet before they connect with the part of my body i'm most inclined to protect, other than my face.
you best be glad i'm not a rapist.
#35 - I guess I read slow, it's usually 50 pages an hour for me. 04/08/2015 on When I began to read Game... 0
#25 - That's only 12 hours. You have plenty of time.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on When I began to read Game... 0
User avatar #31 - kuchikirukia (04/08/2015) [-]
Six.
User avatar #35 - rainbowtacos (04/08/2015) [-]
I guess I read slow, it's usually 50 pages an hour for me.
#32 - anonymous (04/08/2015) [-]
Six teen seconds.
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#21 - felixjarl (01/07/2013) [-]
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Nice thread mate. Was really fun.
#22 to #21 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Right back at ya.
Right back at ya.
#24 to #23 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh god here we go.
#25 to #24 - felixjarl (01/07/2013) [-]
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OH BY THE GODS!
#26 to #25 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Well what did you expect?
#27 to #26 - felixjarl (01/07/2013) [-]
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Not that, but by great balls of zeus do i like it!
#28 to #27 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
My all time favorite one is "Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?"   
   
Gets me every time
My all time favorite one is "Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?"

Gets me every time
User avatar #29 to #28 - felixjarl (01/07/2013) [-]
The best of the choice for me must be: Most boys are horrified when their girl grows a cock.

Damn do i have had much fun because of you!
#30 to #29 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
You're pretty fun yourself.   
   
And my second favorite is "Use your dick and make 'cheese fondue' in my pussy" because of reasons.
You're pretty fun yourself.

And my second favorite is "Use your dick and make 'cheese fondue' in my pussy" because of reasons.
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im really just trying to roll porn at this point
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what is that?
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#7 - DeathclawRulez (07/13/2012) [-]
Dat Profile picture
User avatar #11 to #10 - DeathclawRulez (11/29/2012) [-]
hello stranger
User avatar #8 to #8 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
Thank you random picture poster!
#9 to #9 - DeathclawRulez (07/13/2012) [-]
don't mention it mr. tacos
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Is your colon damaged?
User avatar #1 - tehrealfluttershy (02/12/2012) [-]
the Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones)

What time is it set in?

Is there a good amount of action?

Is there a good storyline?
User avatar #2 to #1 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
Well im terrible at explaining things well but here goes:

Set in Medieval times its about the struggle for the kingdom of Westeros. Its told from the viewpoint of several characters and I find that it does move along well. Its not so much fighting action but closer to how people interact with each other. I find that it is really interesting, though a really long series (Each book is +700 pages, 5 books so far) but I blew through the first two quickly. Wikipedia would probably be more reliable than i would be, though.
User avatar #3 to #3 - tehrealfluttershy (02/12/2012) [-]
Seems good enough for me... I'll buy the first book soon. Thanks for recommending it!
User avatar #4 to #4 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
No problem! I find that sometimes I can't find a good book so I always want to help other people read good books.
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