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#6 - That line never made it into the actual airing of the show, he…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on chokinandtokin +5
#8 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
im rewatching parks and rec, its deff in the show.
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#17 - luftvaffel (12 hours ago) [-]
No, it's a blooper.
#9 - if you keep only waiting about a week or two before giving up,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2016 on shave 0
#29 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
Plus keep in mind gents, you will keep acquiring more facial hair until about 25-ish.
Learn how to grow it in right, shave certain areas strategically so that it grows in how you want it, then you don't have to trim as often. Oh, and don't keep it too long or stringy, we all want a viking beard, but know when to admit what your face can support!
#44 - If anyone is wondering why, Bluetooth was originally developed…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Facts Comp #2 +41
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#79 - advice (07/27/2016) [-]
That's also why the Nokia phones were indestructible, they were made from the top half of old viking hammers
#13 - Now watch this man eat all of that in 30 minutes  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2016 on The Rock +4
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#28 - blowbags (07/22/2016) [-]
That's fucking bonkers....

The god damn brownies are PB too!!! like the densest shit you can eat aside from pure oil/butter.
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#23 - daiemio (07/22/2016) [-]
this motherfucker must have a bigger stomach then three fat people COMBINED.. he just ate 12 pancakes, 4 pizzas and 24 pieces of brownies.. IN LESS THEN A HOUR..

The Rock eats that food over the course of TWELVE hours or so.
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#14 - imagoddamarchitect (07/22/2016) [-]
Imagine the shit you would take after that
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#15 - lawxplain (07/22/2016) [-]
you wouldn't
#4 - Blastorch is pretty cool. I want a pokemon with flamethrowers. 07/17/2016 on reverse 0
#8 - He's saying that no matter how much money you throw at the pro…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2016 on Gates -21
#67 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
dumbass lol
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#12 - storkillen (07/17/2016) [-]
That is 100% absolutely, fully and completely NOT what he said.
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#11 - amuzen (07/17/2016) [-]
That's also true but in this case it's not what he's saying.

The whole problem of 'oh someone needs to be willing to labor and not just throw money at it' is easily solved with money because people will gladly help for money, it's just called working.
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#9 - frenzyhero (07/17/2016) [-]
No, he's saying that the best philanthropists are the ones that give when it means sacrificing their comfort.
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#13 - daentraya (07/17/2016) [-]
i think he's talking about them giving relatively more than he is. if he has a few million dollars lying about and gives a million to charity, it's easier for him than it'd be for an average person to give a million out of whatever they have. it shows a lot of personal merit and determination, and that's why he is praising them
#52 - You cannot make this **** up: "‘Ghostbusters   [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Ghostbusters on metacritic +7
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#71 - theuglypanda (07/17/2016) [-]
"regardless of the quality of the film, it serves as a perfect demonstration of why internet movie ratings are inherently a problem."
#47 - Old insulation is actually just a bunch of tiny glass fibers w… 07/10/2016 on Foam Insulation +2
#29 - You have to realize that most of these books/stories are set i… 07/09/2016 on Whats with this sassy lost... 0
#11 - You can actually do non-numerical calculations for these thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2016 on How to send a probe to Jupiter 0
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#12 - wardd (07/07/2016) [-]
The thing you're talking about is called the patched conic approximation, it uses exact solutions to 2 body problems, and patches those together to form a path. and yeah, it's an approximation, so it has limits to accuracy. Numerical calculations can be made as accurate as required though