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User avatar #51 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
Reply to your deleted post in ITT: Sex stories, That is a shame and a blessing, it is a shame that you have ran into a great many japs that were ignoramuses, but if you do find a good guy there, it will prove that he actually cares for you, not for your looks [which are far from ugly], or he is a horny bastard trying to get into your pants [sorry i do not like to be half-assed when i speak], which if you date him, you will be able to know which he is.

I am not good at making compliments, but i figured you were hoping for a reply more like mine.

P.S. side note, i have been toying with going to japan, besides the douche bags, how is it in general?
User avatar #53 to #51 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
And Japan is amazing, I used to live in the US, but after living here, i'd never want to go back.
User avatar #61 to #53 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
I agree the U.S. sucks, i am having second thoughts on moving though, since i am a WWII gun collector, and my car may a bit over sized for the roads in most other countries, and those two hobbies are quite hard to find a nice place to live with them.

But even if i do not move to there, i would probably spend a few years there, i have talked to many japanese exchange students, and they say it is great, yet i figured an auslander would have a more neutral judgement on how it actually is.

Plus i am also part german, and it shows, 2meters tall, and built, so i was also wondering how people there were in general, because if they are not very tolerant, i would probably get hassled.
User avatar #52 to #51 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Thank you for your kind comment, but honestly, creepers gonna creep. But again, Thank you. :)
User avatar #54 to #52 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
not creeping when i wrote this shit out while surfing comments, and when i clicked reply, comment was deleted, so i was like fuck it ill just post where i will not get red thumbs for an opinion.
#55 to #54 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
You're not creeping, but it seems everyone else is. Once a girl comments it's tits or gtfo, and if no tits, then red thumbs. *sigh* but hey..
You're not creeping, but it seems everyone else is. Once a girl comments it's tits or gtfo, and if no tits, then red thumbs. *sigh* but hey..
#56 to #55 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
image is not for you

I know that feel, on most games, unless i have a mic compatible game, people think i am a girl since i can actually spell, and also how i type, so i have felt your pain lol

i used to get this a lot too <=
User avatar #72 to #56 - tmbg (07/10/2012) [-]
I have never been mistaken for a girl on the internet, and I have pretty good grammar. It probably has to do with the username you use, or you play a game full of retards.
#73 to #72 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
Blodig varg, bloody wolf? feminine? o.0 &lt;=   
   
Well the internet is full of blissfully redundant individuals =/
Blodig varg, bloody wolf? feminine? o.0 <=

Well the internet is full of blissfully redundant individuals =/
#57 to #56 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Illiterate=boy? But how?
Illiterate=boy? But how?
#58 to #57 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
wankers gonna wank.

Well also because i talk like this normally \/

"Hey what is up guys? =D"
"So how has your day been? =]"
^ when reading that in type in a game, where you have no idea what gender the person is, usually results with me being called 'a chick'

little do they know <=
#59 to #58 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Usually I just troll around with everyone, some people call me a guy, some a girl. Unless I post it, Not many know my gender.    
   
But when they do guess it right...
Usually I just troll around with everyone, some people call me a guy, some a girl. Unless I post it, Not many know my gender.

But when they do guess it right...
#60 to #59 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
HAHA, i did the same damn thing! I would slowly say that i would post tits, after they pestered me so much, then once they did i would link them to my abs. xD   
   
My best troll was, still to this day they think i was a girl, never posted any pics, but i got them to buy me gear in the game for nothing. =D
HAHA, i did the same damn thing! I would slowly say that i would post tits, after they pestered me so much, then once they did i would link them to my abs. xD

My best troll was, still to this day they think i was a girl, never posted any pics, but i got them to buy me gear in the game for nothing. =D
#62 to #60 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
LOL nice! :) That's pretty awesome. I should upgrade from a ps2  to see what could happen with the people on the games, never mind the &quot;trolls&quot; on funnyjunk.
LOL nice! :) That's pretty awesome. I should upgrade from a ps2 to see what could happen with the people on the games, never mind the "trolls" on funnyjunk.
#63 to #62 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
Get a ps3 if you want anything, xbox is crap [i have one]
i still have my ps2! That really only works on pc games since most consoles do not have in game merc.

Well shit, you know what an actual troll is, how trolling really works [that is rare now a days], good looking, and you like videogames, Too bad you are a year too young and we do not lived close by at all, you will be one hell of a great girlfriend for some lucky guy!

^Sorry if that sounded creepy, i am just shocked there are intellectual humans on front page.
#64 to #63 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Aw, thank you ^-^    
   
And not creepy at all, Most people on the front page are like this
Aw, thank you ^-^

And not creepy at all, Most people on the front page are like this
#65 to #64 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
All i ever get on front page are usually retards or fail trolls. D=

No problem, since it is true. =p [ this is how i talk, i have to add disclaimers to what i type or people bastardize my words]

I mean damn, why are all the awesome women across the bloody map, and i find all the crazy stalkers and compulsive cheaters near me! [Okay i needed to rant about it, i am going to stop here before you start thinking i am actually flirting, have a nice night-.-]
#66 to #65 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
No no, it's fine, rant all you want, I'll listen :3 (Or read your comments atleast) :3
#67 to #66 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
Well i could rant more about that subject yet some of it may constitute as trying to flirt -.- thus i cannot morally do as such about how perfect you would be for me given the circumstances i stated previously, also how your face is pleasing to my eyes, which constitutes as a reason for me to only rant about something else, since it is not plausible for anything positive to come for me from flirting with someone 6k miles away, other than making you feel better, yet at the cost of possibly making you lonely, which would possibly drive you to get into a bad relationship, so i will not rant about you and how great you are. -.- And you are pretty =3
#68 to #67 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
You sir... Are awesome. Why can't there be more guys like you? Or at least a guy with signs of having a brain.

I'm running out of pictures.
#69 to #68 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
i have a shit ton of pictures, almost one for every possible scenario, name something and i probably have a related picture. [i have been on the internet for a while] xD

Been here since april, and that is all you have amassed? [you need to snag more pictures] o.0

Almost all the good guys are taken or gay, the question is why are there not more women like you? You know how much of a nuance it is to have to dumb down my vocabulary so the girls i have previously dated could comprehend me? Then some of those girls and the other ones that can understand me, both end up being psychotic, or turn to stalkers. There is a reason why i gave up on dating a long time ago, because i thought your kind died out, which benefited me since i could spend more on my passions [guns and cars]. Dx

Speaking of cars, ill be back in 20-30, gonna go take a night drive =]

since i saw you, here is me in what i normally wear. [second newest picture of me, did not want you thinking of me as a fatty nerd xD]
#70 to #69 - rainbowrollcake (07/10/2012) [-]
Of course not. you're not a fatty nerd o-o. I actually like the fact that this isn't taken with an Iphone :3

And for a more recent picture of myself.

close up with webcam, now allow me to stare into your soul


And also... Cars are awesome. Yet I don't have one. :(
#71 to #70 - rwiddow (07/10/2012) [-]
mine cost me 10k, 1k for the car, 9k for the work i put into it, did not get my license until i was 19, since i put every cent in my car. <= 1981 camaro, 450hp 30mpg [1 of a kind camaro]

My hands are too big for a smart phone, i press call on one of those, it decides i pressed end, plus my military grade phone is far smarter than an iphone [imo]

My most recent pic is a let me stare into your soul picture, though i am wearing my gear, so you cannot really tell it is me.

Those eyes are like mine [mine are darker and change colour, but mine has the darker ring around the iris too]
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