Hi there c:

how are we today?

Sorry I was doing homework. And I'm just fine, how about you? c:

dandy, been gaming all night like a zombie, what homework might yo be doing?

Physics, and English. College sucks.

Oh my dayum, that sounds agonizing indeed...

:( It is. But atleast it's done for (Until tomorrow) :(

Indeed lol, no matter what amount of homework you do there will always be more.

Thought you'd never reply ! :)

Pretty good bro.

Well that is good, bro.

How's it going with you?

Eh, same, pretty good, just got back from skateboarding.
Thanks for asking.

Cool man. How's skateboarding? I've always wanted to try it.

Very cool indeed. And skateboarding is ALOT of fun, trust me :)
Great people too, always chill and wiling to talk...well if you go to skateparks.

It just takes some time to get used to the board and learning how to do tricks and
all the shtuff :B but other than that, when you can ride around, its a joy :)

You should defiantly give it a go!

I have one in my basement that my cousin used to use and just left there. I think i'll give it a go when it stops raining.

Oh nice! And ya man, do it! :D It's fun as fuck!

You wont regret it, even if you cant do any tricks you can still just ride around c:
And oh its raining where you're at too? Same here :D

The rain will hopefully let up tomorrow. Also, is it mostly guys who are skaters? Or is it a combination of both male and female, because I don't live in the safest neighborhood.

Yay, hopefully :) And meh, it depends you see a few girls here and there, but mostly
guys. The few girls i have seen tho, were actually pretty cool, good at skateboarding
and pretty chill also :) But ya i saw its mostly male dominant haha

And what do you mean by you dont live in the safest neighborhood? lol

Ahhh, i gotcha, now. Well that stinks :/

It's fine.



I'm usually indoors most of the time anyway.

lolk.

the internet sucks your life away too? :o

What the fuck...

lolwut?

That gif...

Oh, haha yaaa, a friend gave that to me XD lol

I wonder if there is a source for all these gifs, just a website that's a gif dump.

Hmmm, im guessing there is a source, somewhere, for all of them, but it is
buried deep in the internet to never be found :3

Like your gif is from here, i know that :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDQrnoqSXo

And Japan is amazing, I used to live in the US, but after living here, i'd never want to go back.

I agree the U.S. sucks, i am having second thoughts on moving though, since i am a WWII gun collector, and my car may a bit over sized for the roads in most other countries, and those two hobbies are quite hard to find a nice place to live with them.

But even if i do not move to there, i would probably spend a few years there, i have talked to many japanese exchange students, and they say it is great, yet i figured an auslander would have a more neutral judgement on how it actually is.

Plus i am also part german, and it shows, 2meters tall, and built, so i was also wondering how people there were in general, because if they are not very tolerant, i would probably get hassled.

Thank you for your kind comment, but honestly, creepers gonna creep. But again, Thank you. :)

not creeping when i wrote this shit out while surfing comments, and when i clicked reply, comment was deleted, so i was like fuck it ill just post where i will not get red thumbs for an opinion.

You're not creeping, but it seems everyone else is. Once a girl comments it's tits or gtfo, and if no tits, then red thumbs. *sigh* but hey..

image is not for you

I know that feel, on most games, unless i have a mic compatible game, people think i am a girl since i can actually spell, and also how i type, so i have felt your pain lol

i used to get this a lot too <=

I have never been mistaken for a girl on the internet, and I have pretty good grammar. It probably has to do with the username you use, or you play a game full of retards.

Blodig varg, bloody wolf? feminine? o.0 <=

Well the internet is full of blissfully redundant individuals =/

Illiterate=boy? But how?

wankers gonna wank.

Well also because i talk like this normally \/

"Hey what is up guys? =D"
"So how has your day been? =]"
^ when reading that in type in a game, where you have no idea what gender the person is, usually results with me being called 'a chick'

little do they know <=

Usually I just troll around with everyone, some people call me a guy, some a girl. Unless I post it, Not many know my gender.

But when they do guess it right...

HAHA, i did the same damn thing! I would slowly say that i would post tits, after they pestered me so much, then once they did i would link them to my abs. xD

My best troll was, still to this day they think i was a girl, never posted any pics, but i got them to buy me gear in the game for nothing. =D

LOL nice! :) That's pretty awesome. I should upgrade from a ps2 to see what could happen with the people on the games, never mind the "trolls" on funnyjunk.

Get a ps3 if you want anything, xbox is crap [i have one]
i still have my ps2! That really only works on pc games since most consoles do not have in game merc.

Well shit, you know what an actual troll is, how trolling really works [that is rare now a days], good looking, and you like videogames, Too bad you are a year too young and we do not lived close by at all, you will be one hell of a great girlfriend for some lucky guy!

^Sorry if that sounded creepy, i am just shocked there are intellectual humans on front page.

Aw, thank you ^-^

And not creepy at all, Most people on the front page are like this

All i ever get on front page are usually retards or fail trolls. D=

No problem, since it is true. =p [ this is how i talk, i have to add disclaimers to what i type or people bastardize my words]

I mean damn, why are all the awesome women across the bloody map, and i find all the crazy stalkers and compulsive cheaters near me! [Okay i needed to rant about it, i am going to stop here before you start thinking i am actually flirting, have a nice night-.-]

No no, it's fine, rant all you want, I'll listen :3 (Or read your comments atleast) :3

Well i could rant more about that subject yet some of it may constitute as trying to flirt -.- thus i cannot morally do as such about how perfect you would be for me given the circumstances i stated previously, also how your face is pleasing to my eyes, which constitutes as a reason for me to only rant about something else, since it is not plausible for anything positive to come for me from flirting with someone 6k miles away, other than making you feel better, yet at the cost of possibly making you lonely, which would possibly drive you to get into a bad relationship, so i will not rant about you and how great you are. -.- And you are pretty =3

You sir... Are awesome. Why can't there be more guys like you? Or at least a guy with signs of having a brain.

I'm running out of pictures.

i have a shit ton of pictures, almost one for every possible scenario, name something and i probably have a related picture. [i have been on the internet for a while] xD

Been here since april, and that is all you have amassed? [you need to snag more pictures] o.0

Almost all the good guys are taken or gay, the question is why are there not more women like you? You know how much of a nuance it is to have to dumb down my vocabulary so the girls i have previously dated could comprehend me? Then some of those girls and the other ones that can understand me, both end up being psychotic, or turn to stalkers. There is a reason why i gave up on dating a long time ago, because i thought your kind died out, which benefited me since i could spend more on my passions [guns and cars]. Dx

Speaking of cars, ill be back in 20-30, gonna go take a night drive =]

since i saw you, here is me in what i normally wear. [second newest picture of me, did not want you thinking of me as a fatty nerd xD]

Of course not. you're not a fatty nerd o-o. I actually like the fact that this isn't taken with an Iphone :3

And for a more recent picture of myself.

close up with webcam, now allow me to stare into your soul


And also... Cars are awesome. Yet I don't have one. :(

mine cost me 10k, 1k for the car, 9k for the work i put into it, did not get my license until i was 19, since i put every cent in my car. <= 1981 camaro, 450hp 30mpg [1 of a kind camaro]

My hands are too big for a smart phone, i press call on one of those, it decides i pressed end, plus my military grade phone is far smarter than an iphone [imo]

My most recent pic is a let me stare into your soul picture, though i am wearing my gear, so you cannot really tell it is me.

Those eyes are like mine [mine are darker and change colour, but mine has the darker ring around the iris too]

**rainbowrollcake rolls 853** huh?

**mewtu rolls 2,615** goodbye

**rainbowrollcake rolls 6,453,983**

**rainbowrollcake rolls 094** Nope

just gonna keep rolling until I get dubs.

**mewtu rolls 439** goodbye

Hi there. ^-^

Whats up? Just saw your "sex on the subway with a homeless guy" comment and decided to talk to you

im not sure i read it right though...

Oh.. well. again.. Hi there ^-^!

im not very good at first impressions

Well, neither am I, so it's alright ^_^ What's your name?

Its andrew :) what about you?

Sora :3. (Late as fuck reply)

lol it was worth the wait

How did you.....

Lol I know, my mind was blown the moment I figured out how to do it... It's quite simple really, here's what you need to do: *me asdfghjklblahblahblah* (First, type a star, then "me" and then whatever else you want to type and then end it by putting a star at the end.)

:D

**rainbowrollcake wants a sandwich**

O___O!!!! *glorious music plays*

:D it's feckin' awesome, isn't it?!

*yes*

<--- MFW when I first did the blue text-thingy

Kind sir what is your name?

or ma'am

The name's Dale, lol, and I fucking lol'd at that picture, btw.

What's yours, if I may ask?

My name is Sora :3

And now i'm just posting random gifs

Sora? Really? THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!

Me too

Uh, thanks ^-^

Not to get confused with kingdom hearts.

I'm also running out of gifs

No problem!

me too

What kind of music are you into? If that's not a random question at all :P

I'm into different types, more towards alternative rock though..

not blink 182 though

Ah, I like Alternative Rock and Blink 182, but I don't listen to them as much as I used to, though

any specific bands?

Chevelle, Linkin Park, Relient K, One republic, The fray, Evanesence, Skillet, Fort minor, Dead by sunrise, Rise against


this would be so much easier if my ipod wasn't dead

Fuck yes!

What is your opinion on Skrillex/The Offspring/Shinedown/Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit?

I've listened to Linkin park since i was about 7 or so. So they're my favorite band, skrillex is meh, shinedown has a few good songs, and limp bizkit Is meh.

noo one herps like Gaston
no one derps like Gaston
no one herps their own derps as derp as Gaston.

They're mine too!
And to be honest, I like almost every genre (besides most country, rap, and pop songs)
I just need to be in the right "mood" for it ya know?

People can be so butt hurt sometimes. It's the internet, you're GOING to be offended eventually. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

She used her real name on funnyjunk.
jocelyn que

Dumb bitch

These bitches don't know when to stop. She's raging about the wrong thing. The post just points out that girls shouldn't demand respect if you're going to dress and act like you don't deserve it. Simple as that. She automatically classified herself as one of those girls though, so, it's kind of sad if you think of it.

I don't like to think.

It gives me the willies.

Well, it doesn't require that much thinking to notice it though.