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#4 - Jesus was a Jew and he went to heaven.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2010 on Forever Shalom -1
User avatar #26 - Marker (10/29/2010) [-]
Jesus also never converted, it was his followers that created Christianity after he was killed
User avatar #40 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
His followers (not all of whom, but many of whom) were Jewish, and they went to heaven.
User avatar #5 - wamboozle (10/28/2010) [-]
jesus was a fairytale and went to a book in a motel room where i bang hookers
User avatar #6 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I meant under the logic of this picture, not in the outside world where people can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
#7 - wamboozle (10/28/2010) [-]
okay i gotchu man. here's your thumb back.
User avatar #8 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Thank you.
#10 - How can you say that with the wonderfully long arches it has, …  [+] (33 new replies) 10/28/2010 on Win? I think so. +4
User avatar #55 - Shenanigins (10/28/2010) [-]
I love both of you for being able to provide a clear, intelligent argument without having to resort to personal insults
User avatar #57 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #11 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
General Standards aren't for me. Sure it can be... decent if you're not an avid reader. But for one who enjoys literature, it is a mockery.

Emotional subplots? Please.

Character depth? Sure, I'll give you that.

I find it too... cookie-cutter? It's basically this... Person finds out he's special. Becomes hero. Person faces odds he can't possibly face. He finds out he has a new power and overcomes it.

Basically Harry Potter. Don't agree? Let me continue on in another post.
User avatar #19 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Another point you may have overlooked is that it's a children's book, not a young adult or adult book.
User avatar #18 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I, for one, AM an avid reader, but it also depends on what you read. That "cookie cutter" you're talking about is called the Hero Cycle, and while the overall span of it is the same (and the reason there's a name for it is because it's so common even in classical literature), Harry Potter deviates from it in that he doesn't go on his journey alone. Another thing is that I don't think Harry finds out he has a "new" power. The magic doesn't count; that's the special part and it doesn't make him any different from anyone else in the magical world. By emotional subplots, I talk about the natural "life" things Harry goes through - the parts that make it so normal, the stuff that lends depth to the characters.
User avatar #22 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
The Hero Cycle is different but the same. The concept is the same but now encompasses three characters. Same thing.

The magic is different. In the book, I recall that dumbeldore didn't know what they were and had to make educated guesses. It's never happened before in their world so, yes, it is a new power.

The emotional subplots... like I said before, the characters do have depth to them. That's something I can't disagree on.

Other than that and the originality, I can't say anything good about the book.
User avatar #27 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
The hero cycle, IMO, doesn't encompass the Golden Trio, since most of the steps don't apply to Ron and Hermione.

I don't know what you're talking about with the magic, when I said magic, I meant the same magic that everyone in the Wizarding world (with the exception of Squibs and non-humans) have.
User avatar #29 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
That's what I meant by magic. Harry's new powers defy everything the wizarding world knew at the time and constantly shifted and changed. It was irrational. Now if Harry used the same magic as everyone else, had the same powers, and had to duel his way out of situations, I think that would be much more interesting and "realistic".
User avatar #32 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
What new powers? I have no idea what you're talking about. You obviously DIDN'T mean what I meant when I said magic, because, like I said, I meant what everyone else does. I don't see what Harry has that everyone else DOESN'T, with the exception of seeing into Voldemort's mind, which is a plot device.
User avatar #37 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
This is what I hate about not being able to put my thoughts into writing...

Okay. Harry has the same powers as everyone else. Right?

Now... He can't be touched by Voldy... that wasn't known in the Wizarding world. New Power.

He survived the killing curse... arguably, love is "old magic" but no one else has ever been affected by it so I still say New Power.
Time Travel. While not tech. a new power, it has never been used before. Like, why couldn't they travel back in time and stop Dumbledore from dieing or whatever?
Ghosts appearing from wand. Never seen before by the wizarding world. New Power.
I don't think I did a good job explaining that...
User avatar #44 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
That's not a "new" power. Rare, but not new, and not something Dumbledore had to guess at. It was ancient magic, and great symbolism. It's part of the same old magic that kept him alive. That's why it's revisited in the 7th book.

It HAS been used before, or Hermione wouldn't have gotten one for her classes all year. (And if it had been used, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference in history.) In the 6th book, they say that the Ministry has control of them all, and they destroyed the Time Turners, which is WHY they can't travel back in time.
User avatar #47 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
Okay I concede on the Time traveling. Completely forgot about them destroying it in the 5th? book.

Some of it is new because it wasn't mentioned until afterwards. I know it's nigh on impossible to mention this beforehand without giving it away, but it gives the feel (don't know a better word for it) of it being "new".

Now, if I were the author, I would rectify this by either making at least one of the characters die or making it so that they didn't count out unscathed everytime.
User avatar #51 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
They don't come out unscathed most of the time, but I get your point. (Shit, Hermione gets TORTURED in the last one and Ron's brother dies - which counts emotionally.)

As for afterwards explanations, well, it is a kid's book, so they have to understand, but afterwards vs. beforehand, well, that's just larger foreshadowing, isn't it?
User avatar #45 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Another thing is that they're not honestly ghosts (the wand bit, not the Hallows) and that it's not a new power, it's a part of the Priori Incantatem, which can be done between any two wands, though it only goes past a single spell when the two wands are brothers. Not a new power, perfectly recreatable with any pair of wands that share a core.
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User avatar #15 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
I see you're back and trying to argue with me with no facts whatsoever and then blocking me when you have nothing more to say. Carry on, thumbs don't matter to me.
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User avatar #20 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
That's not me and I didn't thumb you down. Please pay more attention than that.
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User avatar #12 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
Book 1: No help. Faced by Bald dude in Turban. Finds out he can't be touched. Wins.

2: Bird comes and saves him and a magic sword appears. Wait! He's mortally wounded. What do? Saved by a bird.

3: God father going to die? Time travel!

4: Ghosts appear out his wand and save him...

I would go on, but I have other arguments. Stick with me.
User avatar #23 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
1. Actually, he WAS helped. By his friends. One of HP's motifs is that he can't get through without outside help. This actually goes against cliche.

2. This, in a way, is foreshadowing. While the commonality of this is debatable, it again stresses that Harry can't do it by himself.

3. These things aren't appearing suddenly at the end, they show up throughout the book. It also helps build Dumbledore's character and evens out who's helping Harry when.
User avatar #14 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
I don't wish to sound morbid, but, I like it when a main character dies. Do you know how much it pleased me when Dumbledore died? Greatly. It gives it a twist that doesn't make it seem like the hero is overpowered or something undefeatable. I loved that. But, believe it or not, everyone who died in that book wasn't a main character. They were side characters. None of the big three, Harry, Hermoine, or Rob died. They all got saved by something unheard of at the last second.
User avatar #24 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Harry actually did die - he just came back to life as well. Another thing I'd like to say is that Dumbledore dying was a shock, but not a twist. It's actually a part of the hero cycle. The hero's mentor/trainer dies, though sometimes coming back, leaving the hero to embark on his journey alone.
User avatar #28 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
Die as in gone forever. A new power "saves" him. When I heard he died, I was ready to take back much of what I said... up until I read about his coming back to life.

And that's why I like it. They're on their own and have to live and think for themselves. They have to work to survive... not have some new power to save them each time.
User avatar #31 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
It's not new; it was brought up in the fourth book. Anyone with a good head for foreshadowing should have been able to predict Horcruxes and that as well.

And I'm wondering why you complain about the Hero Cycle in general, yet glorify this particular step.
User avatar #34 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
Being able to predict what's to come is exactly what I hate. It means the plot is too simple. I want twists. Keep me on the edge of my seat instead of making me guess most of what is to come.

I hate the cycle as a whole but like a few things in it. Um... let's see if I have an analogy...

Oh... let's say you hate banana bread but you love bananas. You have to have bananas and whatever you use to make bread in order to have the banana bread. You like a "step" of it, but you don't like the whole.

Yeah... analogies aren't my strong point...
User avatar #38 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
That's actually a pretty good analogy.

The problem with not including build up and foreshadowing is that actually IS poor writing. It's just finding the right amount of build up so people, upon rereading, can see that it's there, but during the first time around, will be like OMG WTF. As for the foreshadowing, most kids aren't as good at it. Personally, I feel like you have to take the intended audience into account for these things, sort of like the difference between an essay about global warming for the general public and one for the scientific community.
User avatar #41 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
I don't think you understood what I meant by that. Foreshadowing is great. Just don't foreshadow everything. Put enough into it to make the reader guess, but don't make it so that I can guess the next whole book(s). Don't think this came out right so ask if I didn't explain it right.

That's the problem here. My expectations have grown too much. I rarely am satisfied now by a novel and find myself rereading books I have already read just to quench my thirst for fantasy... which is why I have given up on New York Times Bestseller for the most part.
User avatar #48 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
No, I did, that's exactly what I said with the "right amount." It's a children's book, the "right amount" is going to be completely different than if you're writing a la Jacqueline Carey. What Rowling does instead of cutting down on foreshadowing is she spreads it out so far apart that you're supposed to forget about it by the time it comes around (at least for the larger arches).
User avatar #50 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
We come back full circle. :/ I'm not used to reading books written for the general crowd. If you asked me a few years back, I would have placed HP near the top in terms of literary excellence. Now? I won't.

I believe this is the end of our chat. Nice talking to you! :D
User avatar #53 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Yes, it was nice to talk to you, even if we disagree and you're a bit rusty on HP (how can I expect you to be up to scratch with something you no longer enjoy? lol), it's clear that you appreciate literature and can be civilized, unlike some people on here.

The only thing I generally dislike in all the books is the British/American translator. After the 2nd or 3rd book, they get a new one who sucks and forgets to change "jumper" to "sweater" and change grammar and spelling. That's just unprofessional right there.
User avatar #16 - thephantur (10/28/2010) [-]
Now, I would talk about the actual writing style and the lack of descriptions and vivid imagery, but I don't have a Harry Potter book on hand to pull out any passages I find crudely written.
User avatar #26 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
Vivid imagery isn't a trait of children's books. Also, have you seen those books? They're huge! Any sort of consistently vivid imagery (the books do have a consistent amount of description and occasionally has vivid imagery) would be edited out, if it was there to begin with.
#21 - Leviathan and Behemoth also have books titled after them (both…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2010 on beast myths 5 +1
User avatar #24 - aztechy (10/28/2010) [-]
great books, i have behemoth on order and it's coming tomorrow
User avatar #27 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
#54 - It's like the derp face. I mean, there isn't much reason to co… 10/28/2010 on You laugh you lose part 2 +1
#49 - It looks retarded.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2010 on You laugh you lose part 2 +2
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User avatar #54 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
It's like the derp face. I mean, there isn't much reason to complain unless the whole thing was crap.
#26 - So about half?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2010 on California myths +1
User avatar #27 - whomadewho (10/28/2010) [-]
#24 - I'm Californian, and I've never heard any of these. They're (a…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2010 on California myths +1
User avatar #25 - whomadewho (10/28/2010) [-]
not really 3 of them are around where i live, and im not in LA
User avatar #26 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
So about half?
User avatar #27 - whomadewho (10/28/2010) [-]
#22 - Eat that food off the ground for me, will ya? 10/28/2010 on Whose is it anyway? -5
#24 - This makes me feel like I'm high.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2010 on Kids these days -2
User avatar #35 - Washington (10/28/2010) [-]
i'm high so it makes it feel normal >.>
#345 - Female Yes Bisexual Grew up poor, didn't get video ga… 10/28/2010 on I can see in to your mind FJ! 0
#41 - The letter W is two Vs. 10/28/2010 on Barney 0
#40 - In Roman numerals, when the preceding number is smaller, like … 10/28/2010 on Barney 0
#39 - Then don't put them together next time. 10/28/2010 on Barney 0
#73 - On my mother, however.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3.5 Read Desc. 0
User avatar #75 - Noda (10/28/2010) [-]
i see waht you did thar
#65 - I suggested that, too! :D He said that if people wanted it, th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3.5 Read Desc. 0
User avatar #71 - Noda (10/28/2010) [-]
its preety smart
and makes him get loads of thumbs -hint hint-
User avatar #73 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
On my mother, however.
User avatar #75 - Noda (10/28/2010) [-]
i see waht you did thar
#64 - I do. "You're the one with nuclear tits, bitch." It … 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3.5 Read Desc. +1
#34 - I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2010 on raibean's profile 0
User avatar #35 - blueboysixnine (10/29/2010) [-]
promo for a porno
#38 - You should make multiple endings. INTERACTIVE **** YEAH  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3.5 Read Desc. +35
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User avatar #64 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I do. "You're the one with nuclear tits, bitch." It put the WIN in WINCEST.
#47 - MajesticNinja (10/28/2010) [-]
I have many ideas for an ending to this comic, if you are going to do that.
#440 - *American, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3. Read... 0
User avatar #442 - Reegareth (10/28/2010) [-]
I guess I don't know my womens clothing good enough :( More Studying to do then I guess
#439 - I'm America. You call that particular kind of dress a jumper.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3. Read... +2
User avatar #440 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
*American, sorry.
User avatar #442 - Reegareth (10/28/2010) [-]
I guess I don't know my womens clothing good enough :( More Studying to do then I guess
#438 - Her tits say "Property of /b/" and the mugger apolog… 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3. Read... +1
#436 - It's a sweater. D: 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3. Read... 0
#434 - In America, <--- this is a jumper.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2010 on BOOB TRICK 3. Read... 0
User avatar #437 - Reegareth (10/28/2010) [-]
no... In america thats a dress...
User avatar #439 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I'm America. You call that particular kind of dress a jumper.
User avatar #440 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
*American, sorry.
User avatar #442 - Reegareth (10/28/2010) [-]
I guess I don't know my womens clothing good enough :( More Studying to do then I guess
#8 - It does. 10/28/2010 on No, seriously, wtf is this... 0
#32 - (It won't let me reply to your last comment!) Yeah, I h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2010 on raibean's profile 0
User avatar #33 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
wondder if i can get in on it
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #72 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
**raibean rolls 8** 0 - Work on song draft
1 - Take a shower
2 - Do two pages of paper
3 - Write two pages of story
4 - Star reading Clockwork Angel
5 - Recruit people for feedback
6 - Organize seat
7 - Knit six inches of the Gryffindor scarf
8 - Get sources for research paper
9 - Edit a chapter of story
User avatar #75 to #72 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
no schlick? i am dissapoint
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User avatar #74 to #73 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I just use "fap" for girls.
User avatar #76 to #74 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
still dissapoint
User avatar #77 to #76 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I think it was like 8pm or something.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
perfect time for self exploration. haha
User avatar #79 to #78 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
Perfect time to act like you're going to get **** done.
User avatar #80 to #79 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
to that, i say meh.
User avatar #70 - blueboysixnine (11/05/2010) [-]
nutty professor 2. never seen it before. but im lovin it. haha
User avatar #71 to #70 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
I haven't seen it either, just heard about it. I think was like 8 or 12 or something when that **** happened. I'm watching American Dad now.
User avatar #59 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
-poke face-
User avatar #60 to #59 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Your face or my face?
User avatar #61 to #60 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
both. at the same time.
User avatar #62 to #61 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
... With what?
User avatar #63 to #62 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
a motorcycle
User avatar #64 to #63 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Is my hand on the gas? Because I don't have my license.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
nah, the choke
User avatar #66 to #65 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
I guess that's okay? I really don't know **** about motorcycles. o_o'
User avatar #68 to #66 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
neither do i
User avatar #67 to #66 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
^conversation killer
User avatar #69 to #67 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
converstation killed. bye
User avatar #50 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
at home all alone D:
User avatar #51 to #50 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]

watch Rocky Horror if you have Netflix! :D "Buy an umbrella, you cheap slut!"
User avatar #52 to #51 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
watched rockey horror once. i stopped after the guy was running round in lingerie chasing the blonde guy
User avatar #53 to #52 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Were you watching it properly or at home? Because one is sex and the other is masturbation.
User avatar #55 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
rockey horror picture show. the guy in drag?
User avatar #54 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
what? i dont know whats going on now... lol
User avatar #56 to #54 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
You have to go to a theater where it's being played. There is generally some nudity; they give you props to throw at the screen, and people yell out lines. AND YOU DANCE THE TIME WARP
User avatar #57 to #56 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
And that's why the only reason you watch Rocky Horror at home is to practice your timing to the lines you yell out.

"There's a liiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a liiiiiiiiiiight"
"Where's Santa Claus?"
"Burning in the fire place..."
User avatar #37 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ohai. is it still halloween in mordor?
User avatar #38 to #37 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
Yes, yes it is. happy Halloween.
User avatar #39 to #38 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
haha. halloween was yesterday for us in kangaroo land
User avatar #40 to #39 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
You're Australian? Beastin'. Mordor happens to be in the Midwest (America), so it's not even 9 PM.
User avatar #41 to #40 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
1250 in the afternoon here
User avatar #42 to #41 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
It's weird to think you're 16 hours ahead instead of 8 hours behind. The world is huge. I'm with China on this one; eradicate time zones and have the whole world on the same clock.

I almost moved to Australia to avoid the winter here, but then I realized that even the worms are poisonous and I almost pissed my pants, so I decided to tough it out.
User avatar #44 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
in my 20 years living in a somewhat country town, the only thing ive been bitten by was my 2 year old cousin.
and my bird, but those are love gashes.
User avatar #43 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
who the **** told you we have poisonous worms? any worm is poisonous if you eat them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
that worm is ******** . its rarer then a sober irishman. ive never even seen one
User avatar #47 to #46 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
I've never seen a mountain lion, but they're all over Cali. D: I was trying to make a joke, but I guess it came off as me projecting a small facet onto an entire population. Sorry.
User avatar #48 to #47 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ive never even seen a blue worm on tv, or internet (apart from now) or otherwise. its pretty safe here unless youre swimming in the ocean up north in summer, or walking around long grass all day
User avatar #49 to #48 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
The idea is very scary. Like many city dwellers, I like animals in the zoo or living in the wild where I don't have to deal with them.
User avatar #11 - blueboysixnine (10/24/2010) [-]
rather entertaining convo on that pic. lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - raibean (10/24/2010) [-]
That was hilarious. I remember once having a conversation about which letters of the alphabet were ******* each other.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
i have heard a rumor that b is pregnant with f's baby. but thats just rumor.
User avatar #14 to #13 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
What? But F got herpes from V! Why anyone wants a hooker that's half a coat hanger, I'll never know. At least they could have a threesome and an abortion at the same time.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
true, true. but i think b will want to keep it. you know how emotional she can get
User avatar #16 to #15 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
How she ever found Christ between those GINORMOUS breasts of hers, I'll never know. Though T's been really up on it, he says he and Jesus hung around a lot back in the day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
back in the day? hes younger then w! ugh.
but i think b is trying to just get more attention. she hasnt had an "asthma attack" in a while
User avatar #18 to #17 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I thought it was the drugs. She's such a hypochondriac, too. Girl needs to smoke some weed and chill the **** out. But did you hear about R? She got a boob job or something.
User avatar #19 to #18 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
she did? bloody hell. her and her insicurities. she was fine! tiny boobs are good. well what size are they now?
User avatar #20 to #19 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I think they're double-D's. Speaking of which, D's really let herself go since she married 6. 6 is suck a drunk.
User avatar #21 to #20 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
yeah. i could see that coming a mile away. hes no good for her. im not saying she should go back to L. but hey, what do i know?
User avatar #22 to #21 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
L is a prick and is almost as bad a D. I mean, the only difference is that L has a job. And D keeps acting like people are so adverse to it because 6 is a NUMBER. We get it, D, you're NOT SYMBOLIST. But that doesn't mean the rest of us are. Of course it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you date abusive assholes. I'm just so done with her. Her daughter C is almost as bad - she takes in more dick than air.
User avatar #23 to #22 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
hey, i like c. although its for that exact reason >_>; lol jk

if you ask me. i think u and i should get together. hahaha :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I thought U and P were going to star in that balloon movie?
User avatar #25 to #24 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
they did. but it was only for the money. you could cut the tension between them with a knife during shooting
User avatar #26 to #25 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I heard towards the end, though, they got a good forking in. Then again, I heard it from E and he likes to stir up trouble.
User avatar #27 to #26 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
E? nah, not true. unless you mean that U came at P with a fork. i wouldnt put it past them.
User avatar #28 to #27 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
E also said that N and M were doing pornos for the internet. Wincest, much? I'm still not sure if I want to look it up or not.
User avatar #29 to #28 - blueboysixnine (10/27/2010) [-]
you do, trust me
almost as hot as that one of W and K in the shower
User avatar #36 to #29 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one.
User avatar #34 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little promo, maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - blueboysixnine (10/29/2010) [-]
promo for a porno
User avatar #32 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
(It won't let me reply to your last comment!)

Yeah, I hear X is shooting it. Lucky bastard.
User avatar #33 to #32 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
wondder if i can get in on it
User avatar #30 to #29 - raibean (10/27/2010) [-]
Dude, that one was sooo good. I hear they're making another one, but this time on a trampoline.
User avatar #31 to #30 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
on a trampoline? haha. sweet. let me know when they do
User avatar #1 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
I have taken your profile comment virginity
User avatar #6 to #1 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
sloppy seconds? aww..
User avatar #7 to #6 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Been too long for that. :O
User avatar #8 to #7 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!
User avatar #9 to #8 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Silver medal!
User avatar #10 to #9 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
I said, "Como estas?" on Omegle and they asked me if I was from spanish.
User avatar #5 to #4 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
I want to be from Spanish
I think some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
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