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raibean

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
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#11 - get out OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!! 10/29/2010 on Cool Story Bro Comp 0
#20 - It's not the haircut - it's what you do with it. For example, … 10/29/2010 on Hair Trolls 0
#9 - It's a Catholic holiday, but that's a different culture - they…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2010 on Halloween facts 0
User avatar #13 - Backslash (10/30/2010) [-]
Dia de los Muertos is on Nov 2nd, All Saint's/Soul's day is Nov 1st. On the specific day of the dead the adults come back, and on All Saint's/Soul's day the children come back. Dia de los Muertos is also a widespread term for the whole holiday though.
User avatar #15 - raibean (10/30/2010) [-]
My bad, I mixed up which day was which. As for the rest of it, that's what I was getting at. However, All Saint's day is November 1st for all Catholics. It's doubled with Halloween.
User avatar #16 - Backslash (10/30/2010) [-]
Not necessarily Catholic, my point was. Although Mexico mostly came from Spain (which is a very Christian country) a lot of non-Catholics celebrate it. It comes from the Mayans, the tradition, because it is said on that day a Mayan asked for a sign that dead people had reached heaven and marigolds grew from the earth.
User avatar #17 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
No, it's Catholic. Just because non-Catholics celebrate it doesn't stop it from being a predominantly Catholic holiday. I mean, my family isn't Christian, but we celebrate Christmas. Non-Catholics celebrate it as a matter of culture, not as a matter of religion.
User avatar #18 - Backslash (10/31/2010) [-]
No, it isn't PERMANENTLY a Catholic occasion. Just because it's secular doesn't mean it's still Catholic, it just mean it has the ROOTS in it.
User avatar #19 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
I can see that in Spanish speaking countries; but why would it be in Europe, then? When I say Catholic, I mean UNIVERSALLY Catholic. The date itself is probably Catholic, but the local traditions will definitely have pagan roots like every other Catholic holiday.
User avatar #20 - Backslash (10/31/2010) [-]
Does it really matter anyways? It's a holiday, I'm an atheist, I can celebrate whatever the hell I want, wherever the hell I want. (Although I might get executed some places for such.) I can celebrate Christmas on April 8th and it doesn't really matter. It's tradition.
#8 - Samhain is pronounced "Sow-en." 10/29/2010 on Halloween facts 0
#18 - You know, instead of improving the standard of living in your …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2010 on Holy Shit +1
User avatar #24 - poochy (10/30/2010) [-]
idiot the standard of living in the united arab emirates is one of the highest in the world.
#49 - anonexplains (10/30/2010) [-]
Still he has a point, there is always room for improvement
User avatar #75 - poochy (10/30/2010) [-]
have you seen pictures of dubai and abu dhabi? i've been to both cities and believe me, there is no room for improvement.
User avatar #25 - raibean (10/30/2010) [-]
I thought it was old, not new, my bad. But that doesn't make me an idiot. I'm on an entirely different continent. You can't even find the shift key.
User avatar #26 - poochy (10/30/2010) [-]
so am i, but i don't make assumptions about other countries without knowing anything about them.
#3 - DIABEETUS 10/29/2010 on Wtf cat +5
#8 - What? That's LEGAL? Oh, wait, is he the goalie?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2010 on Sneaky Soccer Player +3
User avatar #11 - Mkaelthas (10/30/2010) [-]
It's legal.. the goalie was stupid enough to drop the ball to the ground without looking around.

the guy who scored must have noticed him doing it before and taken advantage of him.
User avatar #15 - pyrotronic (10/30/2010) [-]
no u two are idots its called offsides and its not legal
User avatar #19 - Mkaelthas (10/30/2010) [-]
What Lauramagraham said.
#17 - lauramagraham (10/30/2010) [-]
the striker was NOT offside when the ball was last played by a member of his team. Therefore it is LEGAL. Check your facts.
#39 - '92 here. A lot of it was a blur. 10/29/2010 on Stupid 90s Kids +2
#4 - You mean it's who you really are until you need to get a job. 10/29/2010 on NOT a PHASE 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2010 on 4chan FAIL 0
#31 - anonexplains (10/29/2010) [-]
i look like a glue stick?? ... i ... i never realized...
#26 - However, "Australia" isn't arguable because it IS a country. 10/29/2010 on only happenz in 0
#25 - Sorry, you're right, they're interchangeable, but Oceania is &…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2010 on only happenz in 0
User avatar #27 - rachaelturtle (10/29/2010) [-]
/nods.
'Tis all good
#22 - Australia is a country that's a part of the continent Oceania.…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2010 on only happenz in -1
User avatar #23 - rachaelturtle (10/29/2010) [-]
Er. Australia is a continent.
And a country.
And an island.

I think I'd know
#69 - meforreal (10/30/2010) [-]
Nah, Australia is the local name for the West Island of New Zealand - stir stir
User avatar #72 - rachaelturtle (10/30/2010) [-]
Lolol
User avatar #26 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
However, "Australia" isn't arguable because it IS a country.
User avatar #25 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Sorry, you're right, they're interchangeable, but Oceania is "more" correct. http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/au.htm
User avatar #27 - rachaelturtle (10/29/2010) [-]
/nods.
'Tis all good
#36 - Let's get some EXTRA science (the regular science being below)… 10/29/2010 on MY OC -1
#27 - It's hilarious.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2010 on Snozzberries 0
User avatar #43 - hatersgonhate (10/30/2010) [-]
i know but where did it come from?
#26 - I just lost the game. 10/29/2010 on Snozzberries 0
#25 - In his adult books, Roald Dahl used "snozzberry" as …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2010 on Snozzberries +3
User avatar #39 - Bobzilla (10/29/2010) [-]
and I quote from "MY UNCLE OSWALD" by Roald Dahl
'I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung on to it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still.'
#71 - Yes, it was (poorly), but the verb photoshop refers to the pro… 10/29/2010 on Ash's Adventure! -1
#69 - This is photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels and having se…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2010 on Ash's Adventure! +4
User avatar #70 - BradStevens (10/29/2010) [-]
derp it was made in paint -_- you can tell by the text
User avatar #71 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Yes, it was (poorly), but the verb photoshop refers to the program paint as well.
#298 - The questioner is obviously trolling. 10/29/2010 on I hate today's youth. . . 0
#100 - I bet those muscles have nothing to do with playing Wii. 10/29/2010 on Video Game funnies 0
#180 - the first one is 565 not 365. 10/29/2010 on Health book +6
#40 - His followers (not all of whom, but many of whom) were Jewish,… 10/29/2010 on Forever Shalom 0
#36 - Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one. 10/29/2010 on raibean's profile 0
#157 - You can buy dragon balls at the store? 10/28/2010 on COUPONS +5
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User avatar #72 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
**raibean rolls 8** 0 - Work on song draft
1 - Take a shower
2 - Do two pages of paper
3 - Write two pages of story
4 - Star reading Clockwork Angel
5 - Recruit people for feedback
6 - Organize seat
7 - Knit six inches of the Gryffindor scarf
8 - Get sources for research paper
9 - Edit a chapter of story
User avatar #75 to #72 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
no schlick? i am dissapoint
#73 to #72 - blueboysixnine has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 to #73 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I just use "fap" for girls.
User avatar #76 to #74 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
still dissapoint
User avatar #77 to #76 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I think it was like 8pm or something.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
perfect time for self exploration. haha
User avatar #79 to #78 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
Perfect time to act like you're going to get **** done.
User avatar #80 to #79 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
to that, i say meh.
User avatar #70 - blueboysixnine (11/05/2010) [-]
nutty professor 2. never seen it before. but im lovin it. haha
User avatar #71 to #70 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
I haven't seen it either, just heard about it. I think was like 8 or 12 or something when that **** happened. I'm watching American Dad now.
User avatar #59 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
-poke face-
User avatar #60 to #59 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Your face or my face?
User avatar #61 to #60 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
both. at the same time.
User avatar #62 to #61 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
... With what?
User avatar #63 to #62 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
a motorcycle
User avatar #64 to #63 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Is my hand on the gas? Because I don't have my license.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
nah, the choke
User avatar #66 to #65 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
I guess that's okay? I really don't know **** about motorcycles. o_o'
User avatar #68 to #66 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
neither do i
User avatar #67 to #66 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
^conversation killer
User avatar #69 to #67 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
converstation killed. bye
User avatar #50 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
at home all alone D:
User avatar #51 to #50 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
OH NOES


watch Rocky Horror if you have Netflix! :D "Buy an umbrella, you cheap slut!"
User avatar #52 to #51 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
watched rockey horror once. i stopped after the guy was running round in lingerie chasing the blonde guy
User avatar #53 to #52 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Were you watching it properly or at home? Because one is sex and the other is masturbation.
User avatar #55 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
rockey horror picture show. the guy in drag?
User avatar #54 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
what? i dont know whats going on now... lol
User avatar #56 to #54 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
You have to go to a theater where it's being played. There is generally some nudity; they give you props to throw at the screen, and people yell out lines. AND YOU DANCE THE TIME WARP
User avatar #57 to #56 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
...................................WAT
User avatar #58 to #57 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
And that's why the only reason you watch Rocky Horror at home is to practice your timing to the lines you yell out.

"There's a liiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a liiiiiiiiiiight"
"Where's Santa Claus?"
"Burning in the fire place..."
User avatar #37 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ohai. is it still halloween in mordor?
User avatar #38 to #37 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
Yes, yes it is. happy Halloween.
User avatar #39 to #38 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
haha. halloween was yesterday for us in kangaroo land
User avatar #40 to #39 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
You're Australian? Beastin'. Mordor happens to be in the Midwest (America), so it's not even 9 PM.
User avatar #41 to #40 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
1250 in the afternoon here
User avatar #42 to #41 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
It's weird to think you're 16 hours ahead instead of 8 hours behind. The world is huge. I'm with China on this one; eradicate time zones and have the whole world on the same clock.

I almost moved to Australia to avoid the winter here, but then I realized that even the worms are poisonous and I almost pissed my pants, so I decided to tough it out.
User avatar #44 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
in my 20 years living in a somewhat country town, the only thing ive been bitten by was my 2 year old cousin.
and my bird, but those are love gashes.
User avatar #43 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
who the **** told you we have poisonous worms? any worm is poisonous if you eat them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
that worm is ******** . its rarer then a sober irishman. ive never even seen one
User avatar #47 to #46 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
I've never seen a mountain lion, but they're all over Cali. D: I was trying to make a joke, but I guess it came off as me projecting a small facet onto an entire population. Sorry.
User avatar #48 to #47 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ive never even seen a blue worm on tv, or internet (apart from now) or otherwise. its pretty safe here unless youre swimming in the ocean up north in summer, or walking around long grass all day
User avatar #49 to #48 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
The idea is very scary. Like many city dwellers, I like animals in the zoo or living in the wild where I don't have to deal with them.
User avatar #11 - blueboysixnine (10/24/2010) [-]
rather entertaining convo on that pic. lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - raibean (10/24/2010) [-]
That was hilarious. I remember once having a conversation about which letters of the alphabet were ******* each other.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
i have heard a rumor that b is pregnant with f's baby. but thats just rumor.
User avatar #14 to #13 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
What? But F got herpes from V! Why anyone wants a hooker that's half a coat hanger, I'll never know. At least they could have a threesome and an abortion at the same time.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
true, true. but i think b will want to keep it. you know how emotional she can get
User avatar #16 to #15 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
How she ever found Christ between those GINORMOUS breasts of hers, I'll never know. Though T's been really up on it, he says he and Jesus hung around a lot back in the day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
back in the day? hes younger then w! ugh.
but i think b is trying to just get more attention. she hasnt had an "asthma attack" in a while
User avatar #18 to #17 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I thought it was the drugs. She's such a hypochondriac, too. Girl needs to smoke some weed and chill the **** out. But did you hear about R? She got a boob job or something.
User avatar #19 to #18 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
she did? bloody hell. her and her insicurities. she was fine! tiny boobs are good. well what size are they now?
User avatar #20 to #19 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I think they're double-D's. Speaking of which, D's really let herself go since she married 6. 6 is suck a drunk.
User avatar #21 to #20 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
yeah. i could see that coming a mile away. hes no good for her. im not saying she should go back to L. but hey, what do i know?
User avatar #22 to #21 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
L is a prick and is almost as bad a D. I mean, the only difference is that L has a job. And D keeps acting like people are so adverse to it because 6 is a NUMBER. We get it, D, you're NOT SYMBOLIST. But that doesn't mean the rest of us are. Of course it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you date abusive assholes. I'm just so done with her. Her daughter C is almost as bad - she takes in more dick than air.
User avatar #23 to #22 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
hey, i like c. although its for that exact reason >_>; lol jk

if you ask me. i think u and i should get together. hahaha :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I thought U and P were going to star in that balloon movie?
User avatar #25 to #24 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
they did. but it was only for the money. you could cut the tension between them with a knife during shooting
User avatar #26 to #25 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I heard towards the end, though, they got a good forking in. Then again, I heard it from E and he likes to stir up trouble.
User avatar #27 to #26 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
E? nah, not true. unless you mean that U came at P with a fork. i wouldnt put it past them.
User avatar #28 to #27 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
E also said that N and M were doing pornos for the internet. Wincest, much? I'm still not sure if I want to look it up or not.
User avatar #29 to #28 - blueboysixnine (10/27/2010) [-]
you do, trust me
>_>
<_<
almost as hot as that one of W and K in the shower
User avatar #36 to #29 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one.
User avatar #34 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little promo, maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - blueboysixnine (10/29/2010) [-]
promo for a porno
wat
User avatar #32 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
(It won't let me reply to your last comment!)

Yeah, I hear X is shooting it. Lucky bastard.
User avatar #33 to #32 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
wondder if i can get in on it
>_>
<_<
:D
User avatar #30 to #29 - raibean (10/27/2010) [-]
Dude, that one was sooo good. I hear they're making another one, but this time on a trampoline.
User avatar #31 to #30 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
on a trampoline? haha. sweet. let me know when they do
User avatar #1 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
I have taken your profile comment virginity
User avatar #6 to #1 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
sloppy seconds? aww..
User avatar #7 to #6 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Been too long for that. :O
User avatar #8 to #7 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!
User avatar #9 to #8 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Silver medal!
User avatar #10 to #9 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MARRIAGE
User avatar #3 to #2 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SLUT NOW
User avatar #4 to #3 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
I said, "Como estas?" on Omegle and they asked me if I was from spanish.
User avatar #5 to #4 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
LOL
I want to be from Spanish
I think some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
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