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#2 - They can't do it. Supreme Court ruling and all that. 07/17/2010 on Placement fail +1
#2 - ... Seinfeld?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2010 on Men in black scene 0
User avatar #3 - Yoflorg (07/18/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #4 - raibean (07/18/2010) [-]
It was a joke.
User avatar #5 - Yoflorg (07/18/2010) [-]
oh good :D
#10 - Maybe the solution is somewhere in the middle.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2010 on disappointment dad +2
User avatar #11 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Ah well. There's a reason I don't do it often then.
#8 - Oh. That never happens to me.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2010 on disappointment dad +2
User avatar #9 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Fair enough. I just wouldn't buy merchandise because I hate making transactions over the internet. I usually fuck up and somehow spend more than I even put in.
User avatar #10 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Maybe the solution is somewhere in the middle.
User avatar #11 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Ah well. There's a reason I don't do it often then.
#6 - Do you click on the ads? Because otherwise FJ doesn't get mone…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2010 on disappointment dad +2
User avatar #7 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I click ads by accident, so I think I'm helping. Unintentionally.
User avatar #8 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Oh. That never happens to me.
User avatar #9 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Fair enough. I just wouldn't buy merchandise because I hate making transactions over the internet. I usually fuck up and somehow spend more than I even put in.
User avatar #10 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Maybe the solution is somewhere in the middle.
User avatar #11 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Ah well. There's a reason I don't do it often then.
#4 - Merchandise > ads  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2010 on disappointment dad +2
User avatar #5 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I wouldn't buy merchandise.
User avatar #6 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Do you click on the ads? Because otherwise FJ doesn't get money.

And I would totally buy merchandise.
User avatar #7 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I click ads by accident, so I think I'm helping. Unintentionally.
User avatar #8 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Oh. That never happens to me.
User avatar #9 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Fair enough. I just wouldn't buy merchandise because I hate making transactions over the internet. I usually fuck up and somehow spend more than I even put in.
User avatar #10 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Maybe the solution is somewhere in the middle.
User avatar #11 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Ah well. There's a reason I don't do it often then.
#5 - *impression And no - see how there aren't any ads on th… 07/17/2010 on Seriously? 0
#2 - That's an improvement, though.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2010 on disappointment dad +2
User avatar #3 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Not if the site wants to continue receiving money.
User avatar #4 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Merchandise > ads
User avatar #5 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I wouldn't buy merchandise.
User avatar #6 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Do you click on the ads? Because otherwise FJ doesn't get money.

And I would totally buy merchandise.
User avatar #7 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I click ads by accident, so I think I'm helping. Unintentionally.
User avatar #8 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Oh. That never happens to me.
User avatar #9 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Fair enough. I just wouldn't buy merchandise because I hate making transactions over the internet. I usually fuck up and somehow spend more than I even put in.
User avatar #10 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Maybe the solution is somewhere in the middle.
User avatar #11 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Ah well. There's a reason I don't do it often then.
#1 - Well, the ads ARE gone...  [+] (10 new replies) 07/17/2010 on disappointment dad +2
User avatar #2 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
That's an improvement, though.
User avatar #3 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Not if the site wants to continue receiving money.
User avatar #4 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Merchandise > ads
User avatar #5 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I wouldn't buy merchandise.
User avatar #6 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Do you click on the ads? Because otherwise FJ doesn't get money.

And I would totally buy merchandise.
User avatar #7 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
I click ads by accident, so I think I'm helping. Unintentionally.
User avatar #8 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Oh. That never happens to me.
User avatar #9 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Fair enough. I just wouldn't buy merchandise because I hate making transactions over the internet. I usually fuck up and somehow spend more than I even put in.
User avatar #10 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
Maybe the solution is somewhere in the middle.
User avatar #11 - residntevl (07/17/2010) [-]
Ah well. There's a reason I don't do it often then.
#269 - That was a wonderful way to do a dedication. Thank you. 07/17/2010 on Pac, the thief (worth the... +2
#20 - HUNCHback 07/16/2010 on Hunch 0
#131 - 7 is from Russia, yes? 07/16/2010 on Top 10 Oddest and Nastiest... 0
#43 - Epic username, dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2010 on Epic Tattoos! +3
#56 - EpilepticForeskin (07/17/2010) [-]
Thanks man :D
#264 - Hahaha - will do. 07/16/2010 on seriously stop it (read... 0
#43 - That alphabet really ****** with my brain because… 07/16/2010 on Free Hyrule! 0
#190 - They have their roots in it, but it's obviously evolved in a b…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2010 on EMO KID MEME +1
#391 - odyssias (07/17/2010) [-]
i guess but hardcore to me is someone who listens to stuff like bloodbath,cannibal corpse or other death metal bands not shit like slipknot
and not someone that cry's like a little bitch about every little thing
User avatar #392 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
I'm guessing that would be hardcore metal? To me, hardcore is something that can be added to any particular clique/music/fashion term that implies that the person goes beyond the mainstream in that genre and stays true to the roots of the genre.
#394 - odyssias (07/17/2010) [-]
haha dude corpse and bloodbath are considered roots of the genre... there some of the classics
User avatar #401 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
I'll have to take your word for it - I'm not hardcore anything. My dad is, I guess, but he has the musical knowledge to know the actual requirements for each genre like key changes and riffs and shit. I don't know anything.
#46 - Believe what you want; emotive is practically a synonym for emotional. 07/16/2010 on EMO KID MEME 0
#43 - You might want to give it the benefit of the doubt since the o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2010 on EMO KID MEME +1
#44 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
Yeeeeahhh....... no
User avatar #46 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
Believe what you want; emotive is practically a synonym for emotional.
#130 - Nom. 07/16/2010 on PedoSaur's profile 0
#9 - Well, hey, you're right. I knew the Brits burned it down, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2010 on Canada 0
#10 - THEFLEET (07/16/2010) [-]
well, it was not canada, none of the attackers were canadian
#34 - It's okay - common misconception. 07/16/2010 on EMO KID MEME +1
#7 - He said one of TWO countries.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2010 on Canada 0
#8 - THEFLEET (07/16/2010) [-]
no, but it was not two countrys, it was bitain, they attacked the us.
User avatar #9 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
Well, hey, you're right. I knew the Brits burned it down, but then that guy was like "Yeah, Canada did, too." "Okay, whatever..." Guess APUSH didn't leave anything out...
#10 - THEFLEET (07/16/2010) [-]
well, it was not canada, none of the attackers were canadian
#6 - Most of US syrup comes from Vermont. 07/16/2010 on Canada 0
#32 - http://www.urbandictionary. com/define.php?term=emoti…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/16/2010 on EMO KID MEME 0
#42 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
Because the internet is ALWAYS right. Especially urban dictionary.
#56 - Womens Study Major (07/16/2010) [-]
Shut up, emo.
#59 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
lol. Cuz I'm SOOO emo *slits wrists*
User avatar #43 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
You might want to give it the benefit of the doubt since the other opinion is the more popular one. And the public is ALWAYS right. Especially about their taste in music.
#44 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
Yeeeeahhh....... no
User avatar #46 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
Believe what you want; emotive is practically a synonym for emotional.
User avatar #33 - hitnrun (07/16/2010) [-]
*poker face*
damn i feel fucking retarded
atleast i learnd something to day
User avatar #34 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
It's okay - common misconception.
#30 - Emo is short for emotive hardcore...  [+] (16 new replies) 07/16/2010 on EMO KID MEME +6
#48 - odyssias (07/16/2010) [-]
emo's are so fucking far from hardcore dipshit
User avatar #190 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
They have their roots in it, but it's obviously evolved in a bad way: scene and that bs
#391 - odyssias (07/17/2010) [-]
i guess but hardcore to me is someone who listens to stuff like bloodbath,cannibal corpse or other death metal bands not shit like slipknot
and not someone that cry's like a little bitch about every little thing
User avatar #392 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
I'm guessing that would be hardcore metal? To me, hardcore is something that can be added to any particular clique/music/fashion term that implies that the person goes beyond the mainstream in that genre and stays true to the roots of the genre.
#394 - odyssias (07/17/2010) [-]
haha dude corpse and bloodbath are considered roots of the genre... there some of the classics
User avatar #401 - raibean (07/17/2010) [-]
I'll have to take your word for it - I'm not hardcore anything. My dad is, I guess, but he has the musical knowledge to know the actual requirements for each genre like key changes and riffs and shit. I don't know anything.
User avatar #31 - hitnrun (07/16/2010) [-]
what no its not
User avatar #32 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
http://web.mac.com/macinthetosh/Site_2/Welcome.html

http://www.urbandictionary. com/define.php?term=emotive+hardcore
#42 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
Because the internet is ALWAYS right. Especially urban dictionary.
#56 - Womens Study Major (07/16/2010) [-]
Shut up, emo.
#59 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
lol. Cuz I'm SOOO emo *slits wrists*
User avatar #43 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
You might want to give it the benefit of the doubt since the other opinion is the more popular one. And the public is ALWAYS right. Especially about their taste in music.
#44 - Aarik (07/16/2010) [-]
Yeeeeahhh....... no
User avatar #46 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
Believe what you want; emotive is practically a synonym for emotional.
User avatar #33 - hitnrun (07/16/2010) [-]
*poker face*
damn i feel fucking retarded
atleast i learnd something to day
User avatar #34 - raibean (07/16/2010) [-]
It's okay - common misconception.

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User avatar #72 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
**raibean rolls 8** 0 - Work on song draft
1 - Take a shower
2 - Do two pages of paper
3 - Write two pages of story
4 - Star reading Clockwork Angel
5 - Recruit people for feedback
6 - Organize seat
7 - Knit six inches of the Gryffindor scarf
8 - Get sources for research paper
9 - Edit a chapter of story
User avatar #75 to #72 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
no schlick? i am dissapoint
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User avatar #74 to #73 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I just use "fap" for girls.
User avatar #76 to #74 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
still dissapoint
User avatar #77 to #76 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I think it was like 8pm or something.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
perfect time for self exploration. haha
User avatar #79 to #78 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
Perfect time to act like you're going to get **** done.
User avatar #80 to #79 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
to that, i say meh.
User avatar #70 - blueboysixnine (11/05/2010) [-]
nutty professor 2. never seen it before. but im lovin it. haha
User avatar #71 to #70 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
I haven't seen it either, just heard about it. I think was like 8 or 12 or something when that **** happened. I'm watching American Dad now.
User avatar #59 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
-poke face-
User avatar #60 to #59 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Your face or my face?
User avatar #61 to #60 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
both. at the same time.
User avatar #62 to #61 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
... With what?
User avatar #63 to #62 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
a motorcycle
User avatar #64 to #63 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Is my hand on the gas? Because I don't have my license.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
nah, the choke
User avatar #66 to #65 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
I guess that's okay? I really don't know **** about motorcycles. o_o'
User avatar #68 to #66 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
neither do i
User avatar #67 to #66 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
^conversation killer
User avatar #69 to #67 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
converstation killed. bye
User avatar #50 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
at home all alone D:
User avatar #51 to #50 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
OH NOES


watch Rocky Horror if you have Netflix! :D "Buy an umbrella, you cheap slut!"
User avatar #52 to #51 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
watched rockey horror once. i stopped after the guy was running round in lingerie chasing the blonde guy
User avatar #53 to #52 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Were you watching it properly or at home? Because one is sex and the other is masturbation.
User avatar #55 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
rockey horror picture show. the guy in drag?
User avatar #54 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
what? i dont know whats going on now... lol
User avatar #56 to #54 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
You have to go to a theater where it's being played. There is generally some nudity; they give you props to throw at the screen, and people yell out lines. AND YOU DANCE THE TIME WARP
User avatar #57 to #56 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
...................................WAT
User avatar #58 to #57 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
And that's why the only reason you watch Rocky Horror at home is to practice your timing to the lines you yell out.

"There's a liiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a liiiiiiiiiiight"
"Where's Santa Claus?"
"Burning in the fire place..."
User avatar #37 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ohai. is it still halloween in mordor?
User avatar #38 to #37 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
Yes, yes it is. happy Halloween.
User avatar #39 to #38 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
haha. halloween was yesterday for us in kangaroo land
User avatar #40 to #39 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
You're Australian? Beastin'. Mordor happens to be in the Midwest (America), so it's not even 9 PM.
User avatar #41 to #40 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
1250 in the afternoon here
User avatar #42 to #41 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
It's weird to think you're 16 hours ahead instead of 8 hours behind. The world is huge. I'm with China on this one; eradicate time zones and have the whole world on the same clock.

I almost moved to Australia to avoid the winter here, but then I realized that even the worms are poisonous and I almost pissed my pants, so I decided to tough it out.
User avatar #44 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
in my 20 years living in a somewhat country town, the only thing ive been bitten by was my 2 year old cousin.
and my bird, but those are love gashes.
User avatar #43 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
who the **** told you we have poisonous worms? any worm is poisonous if you eat them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
that worm is ******** . its rarer then a sober irishman. ive never even seen one
User avatar #47 to #46 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
I've never seen a mountain lion, but they're all over Cali. D: I was trying to make a joke, but I guess it came off as me projecting a small facet onto an entire population. Sorry.
User avatar #48 to #47 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ive never even seen a blue worm on tv, or internet (apart from now) or otherwise. its pretty safe here unless youre swimming in the ocean up north in summer, or walking around long grass all day
User avatar #49 to #48 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
The idea is very scary. Like many city dwellers, I like animals in the zoo or living in the wild where I don't have to deal with them.
User avatar #11 - blueboysixnine (10/24/2010) [-]
rather entertaining convo on that pic. lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - raibean (10/24/2010) [-]
That was hilarious. I remember once having a conversation about which letters of the alphabet were ******* each other.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
i have heard a rumor that b is pregnant with f's baby. but thats just rumor.
User avatar #14 to #13 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
What? But F got herpes from V! Why anyone wants a hooker that's half a coat hanger, I'll never know. At least they could have a threesome and an abortion at the same time.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
true, true. but i think b will want to keep it. you know how emotional she can get
User avatar #16 to #15 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
How she ever found Christ between those GINORMOUS breasts of hers, I'll never know. Though T's been really up on it, he says he and Jesus hung around a lot back in the day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
back in the day? hes younger then w! ugh.
but i think b is trying to just get more attention. she hasnt had an "asthma attack" in a while
User avatar #18 to #17 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I thought it was the drugs. She's such a hypochondriac, too. Girl needs to smoke some weed and chill the **** out. But did you hear about R? She got a boob job or something.
User avatar #19 to #18 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
she did? bloody hell. her and her insicurities. she was fine! tiny boobs are good. well what size are they now?
User avatar #20 to #19 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I think they're double-D's. Speaking of which, D's really let herself go since she married 6. 6 is suck a drunk.
User avatar #21 to #20 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
yeah. i could see that coming a mile away. hes no good for her. im not saying she should go back to L. but hey, what do i know?
User avatar #22 to #21 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
L is a prick and is almost as bad a D. I mean, the only difference is that L has a job. And D keeps acting like people are so adverse to it because 6 is a NUMBER. We get it, D, you're NOT SYMBOLIST. But that doesn't mean the rest of us are. Of course it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you date abusive assholes. I'm just so done with her. Her daughter C is almost as bad - she takes in more dick than air.
User avatar #23 to #22 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
hey, i like c. although its for that exact reason >_>; lol jk

if you ask me. i think u and i should get together. hahaha :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I thought U and P were going to star in that balloon movie?
User avatar #25 to #24 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
they did. but it was only for the money. you could cut the tension between them with a knife during shooting
User avatar #26 to #25 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I heard towards the end, though, they got a good forking in. Then again, I heard it from E and he likes to stir up trouble.
User avatar #27 to #26 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
E? nah, not true. unless you mean that U came at P with a fork. i wouldnt put it past them.
User avatar #28 to #27 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
E also said that N and M were doing pornos for the internet. Wincest, much? I'm still not sure if I want to look it up or not.
User avatar #29 to #28 - blueboysixnine (10/27/2010) [-]
you do, trust me
>_>
<_<
almost as hot as that one of W and K in the shower
User avatar #36 to #29 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one.
User avatar #34 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little promo, maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - blueboysixnine (10/29/2010) [-]
promo for a porno
wat
User avatar #32 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
(It won't let me reply to your last comment!)

Yeah, I hear X is shooting it. Lucky bastard.
User avatar #33 to #32 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
wondder if i can get in on it
>_>
<_<
:D
User avatar #30 to #29 - raibean (10/27/2010) [-]
Dude, that one was sooo good. I hear they're making another one, but this time on a trampoline.
User avatar #31 to #30 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
on a trampoline? haha. sweet. let me know when they do
User avatar #1 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
I have taken your profile comment virginity
User avatar #6 to #1 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
sloppy seconds? aww..
User avatar #7 to #6 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Been too long for that. :O
User avatar #8 to #7 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!
User avatar #9 to #8 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Silver medal!
User avatar #10 to #9 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MARRIAGE
User avatar #3 to #2 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SLUT NOW
User avatar #4 to #3 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
I said, "Como estas?" on Omegle and they asked me if I was from spanish.
User avatar #5 to #4 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
LOL
I want to be from Spanish
I think some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
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