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Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
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#3 - Thank you both. :) 08/25/2010 on Straight is the new gay +2
#13 - Fixed it. 08/24/2010 on OMG I WANT ONE! 0
#10 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2010 on OMG I WANT ONE! 0
User avatar #13 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Fixed it.
#12 - Yeagermanjensen (08/24/2010) [-]
#9 - Goddamn it.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2010 on OMG I WANT ONE! 0
User avatar #10 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #13 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Fixed it.
#12 - Yeagermanjensen (08/24/2010) [-]
#8 - WHAT NOW?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2010 on OMG I WANT ONE! 0
#11 - Yeagermanjensen (08/24/2010) [-]
THIS!!!!
User avatar #9 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Goddamn it.
User avatar #10 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #13 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Fixed it.
#12 - Yeagermanjensen (08/24/2010) [-]
#16 - Oh, damn.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2010 on Has this ever happened to you? 0
#18 - WittyName (08/24/2010) [-]
Oh. I see. Well then, sir I'll be off and I'm sorry for any frustration I might have caused you.
#15 - I hope you can see the whole thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2010 on Has this ever happened to you? 0
User avatar #16 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Oh, damn.
#18 - WittyName (08/24/2010) [-]
Oh. I see. Well then, sir I'll be off and I'm sorry for any frustration I might have caused you.
#22 - Well I guess it's "Appear in your own compilation. "… 08/24/2010 on Gamer Kid Comp Part 2 0
#19 - You forgot average penguin. "Appear in wrong comp. Apolog…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2010 on Gamer Kid Comp Part 2 0
User avatar #21 - snipersaurusrex (08/24/2010) [-]
I swear that's what I was gonna put! But I thought there were too many penguins so yeah.
User avatar #22 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Well I guess it's "Appear in your own compilation. "Phew!" when your friends do."
#10 - Is that Asian lady looking for Kyle? 08/24/2010 on Portable toilet prank. +1
#20 - Oh, damn. 08/24/2010 on think about it. 0
#8 - But we don't say "pederast" in English, at least I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2010 on Ipod Sex 0
User avatar #9 - Someune (08/24/2010) [-]
I actually just discovered the word (I probably said that in my last comment), so I instantly went on Wikipedia. Turns out they both exist in French and English. It's not that strange considering both words are from greek. I always thought pede was for pedophile (which made more sense in structure than homosexual) but you might just be right.
#16 - Mom?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2010 on Originality +8
User avatar #25 - ASKYLITDRIVE (08/24/2010) [-]
Funnyjunk, it brings people together
#28 - anonymous (08/24/2010) [-]
stfu queer.
#16 - People thumbing him down: I think he means a desk that is a co…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2010 on think about it. 0
User avatar #18 - tigerrider (08/24/2010) [-]
it was to lengthy to write on a pc on the uncluttered desk
User avatar #20 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Oh, damn.
#11 - He was doing it that was on purpose to emphasize the original mistake. 08/24/2010 on Bad Tattoos +2
#10 - The news is that you're either not very observant or you're no… 08/24/2010 on true fact +1
#12 - If you were really using that, you'd have used the spell check…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2010 on Has this ever happened to you? +10
#13 - WittyName (08/24/2010) [-]
but i has no needz for this spellchek you speak of. for i use FORUMSPEEK. yes i know itz spelled solution by the wayz
#15 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
I hope you can see the whole thing.
User avatar #16 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
Oh, damn.
#18 - WittyName (08/24/2010) [-]
Oh. I see. Well then, sir I'll be off and I'm sorry for any frustration I might have caused you.
#3 - I was making a pun because you said you weren't English, by wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2010 on A little joke -1
#4 - masterdeathcode (08/24/2010) [-]
haha :)
#9 - That might just be a state/government ID, it's not necessarily…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2010 on Not His Wallet +2
#10 - downtowndougb (08/24/2010) [-]
yeah, it looks like it says identification on there.
#15 - That's a MEXICAN flag.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2010 on Sinking Ship 0
#18 - AnalBuccaneer (08/24/2010) [-]
using swimming to save their lives since.... since spain's colonization of central america
#7 - I don't care what boys think, most of the time, girls are dadd…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2010 on FFFFUUUUUU x 9000 +12
User avatar #11 - NexusSeven (08/24/2010) [-]
So when did you rename yourself daddy?
User avatar #12 - Turtleboner (08/24/2010) [-]
hush hush, not in front of the children
User avatar #13 - NexusSeven (08/24/2010) [-]
Hmm?
User avatar #22 - anikan (08/24/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #14 - Turtleboner (08/24/2010) [-]
do not let them know, fool
User avatar #15 - NexusSeven (08/24/2010) [-]
who cares
#4 - I'm not familiar with it, but I know what you mean. 08/24/2010 on Not Always Right 0
#2 - I had to check twice that it was Canada and not some Southern …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2010 on Not Always Right 0
User avatar #3 - stallwallwriter (08/24/2010) [-]
The only part I can understand about it is the NB accent part. Those can be kind of strange...
User avatar #4 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
I'm not familiar with it, but I know what you mean.
#6 - Pederast is French for pedophile, which lead to "pede&quo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2010 on Ipod Sex 0
User avatar #7 - Someune (08/24/2010) [-]
Pederast is what now? We use the word pedophile too. In fact I never heard pederast until now. But I always wondered were the word pede came from.
Well, you probably speak french as good as me but I just can't understand your first sentence. I mean, pederast in English is the same in French ('xcept with accents and an e)
User avatar #8 - raibean (08/24/2010) [-]
But we don't say "pederast" in English, at least I've never heard or seen anyone say it until now. (It IS in my dictionary, and it means "a man who has sex with boys" but I wouldn't say it's a synonym for "pedophile.) And while it currently means homosexual (male), the original meaning was identical to what it still is in English.
User avatar #9 - Someune (08/24/2010) [-]
I actually just discovered the word (I probably said that in my last comment), so I instantly went on Wikipedia. Turns out they both exist in French and English. It's not that strange considering both words are from greek. I always thought pede was for pedophile (which made more sense in structure than homosexual) but you might just be right.
#5 - What's hilarious is that this is a repost. 08/24/2010 on Ed Edd an Eddy's New Scam -1

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User avatar #72 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
**raibean rolls 8** 0 - Work on song draft
1 - Take a shower
2 - Do two pages of paper
3 - Write two pages of story
4 - Star reading Clockwork Angel
5 - Recruit people for feedback
6 - Organize seat
7 - Knit six inches of the Gryffindor scarf
8 - Get sources for research paper
9 - Edit a chapter of story
User avatar #75 to #72 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
no schlick? i am dissapoint
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User avatar #74 to #73 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I just use "fap" for girls.
User avatar #76 to #74 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
still dissapoint
User avatar #77 to #76 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I think it was like 8pm or something.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
perfect time for self exploration. haha
User avatar #79 to #78 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
Perfect time to act like you're going to get **** done.
User avatar #80 to #79 - blueboysixnine (11/07/2010) [-]
to that, i say meh.
User avatar #70 - blueboysixnine (11/05/2010) [-]
nutty professor 2. never seen it before. but im lovin it. haha
User avatar #71 to #70 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
I haven't seen it either, just heard about it. I think was like 8 or 12 or something when that **** happened. I'm watching American Dad now.
User avatar #59 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
-poke face-
User avatar #60 to #59 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Your face or my face?
User avatar #61 to #60 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
both. at the same time.
User avatar #62 to #61 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
... With what?
User avatar #63 to #62 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
a motorcycle
User avatar #64 to #63 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Is my hand on the gas? Because I don't have my license.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
nah, the choke
User avatar #66 to #65 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
I guess that's okay? I really don't know **** about motorcycles. o_o'
User avatar #68 to #66 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
neither do i
User avatar #67 to #66 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
^conversation killer
User avatar #69 to #67 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
converstation killed. bye
User avatar #50 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
at home all alone D:
User avatar #51 to #50 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
OH NOES


watch Rocky Horror if you have Netflix! :D "Buy an umbrella, you cheap slut!"
User avatar #52 to #51 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
watched rockey horror once. i stopped after the guy was running round in lingerie chasing the blonde guy
User avatar #53 to #52 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Were you watching it properly or at home? Because one is sex and the other is masturbation.
User avatar #55 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
rockey horror picture show. the guy in drag?
User avatar #54 to #53 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
what? i dont know whats going on now... lol
User avatar #56 to #54 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
You have to go to a theater where it's being played. There is generally some nudity; they give you props to throw at the screen, and people yell out lines. AND YOU DANCE THE TIME WARP
User avatar #57 to #56 - blueboysixnine (11/02/2010) [-]
...................................WAT
User avatar #58 to #57 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
And that's why the only reason you watch Rocky Horror at home is to practice your timing to the lines you yell out.

"There's a liiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a liiiiiiiiiiight"
"Where's Santa Claus?"
"Burning in the fire place..."
User avatar #37 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ohai. is it still halloween in mordor?
User avatar #38 to #37 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
Yes, yes it is. happy Halloween.
User avatar #39 to #38 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
haha. halloween was yesterday for us in kangaroo land
User avatar #40 to #39 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
You're Australian? Beastin'. Mordor happens to be in the Midwest (America), so it's not even 9 PM.
User avatar #41 to #40 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
1250 in the afternoon here
User avatar #42 to #41 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
It's weird to think you're 16 hours ahead instead of 8 hours behind. The world is huge. I'm with China on this one; eradicate time zones and have the whole world on the same clock.

I almost moved to Australia to avoid the winter here, but then I realized that even the worms are poisonous and I almost pissed my pants, so I decided to tough it out.
User avatar #44 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
in my 20 years living in a somewhat country town, the only thing ive been bitten by was my 2 year old cousin.
and my bird, but those are love gashes.
User avatar #43 to #42 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
who the **** told you we have poisonous worms? any worm is poisonous if you eat them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
that worm is ******** . its rarer then a sober irishman. ive never even seen one
User avatar #47 to #46 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
I've never seen a mountain lion, but they're all over Cali. D: I was trying to make a joke, but I guess it came off as me projecting a small facet onto an entire population. Sorry.
User avatar #48 to #47 - blueboysixnine (10/31/2010) [-]
ive never even seen a blue worm on tv, or internet (apart from now) or otherwise. its pretty safe here unless youre swimming in the ocean up north in summer, or walking around long grass all day
User avatar #49 to #48 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
The idea is very scary. Like many city dwellers, I like animals in the zoo or living in the wild where I don't have to deal with them.
User avatar #11 - blueboysixnine (10/24/2010) [-]
rather entertaining convo on that pic. lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - raibean (10/24/2010) [-]
That was hilarious. I remember once having a conversation about which letters of the alphabet were ******* each other.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
i have heard a rumor that b is pregnant with f's baby. but thats just rumor.
User avatar #14 to #13 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
What? But F got herpes from V! Why anyone wants a hooker that's half a coat hanger, I'll never know. At least they could have a threesome and an abortion at the same time.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
true, true. but i think b will want to keep it. you know how emotional she can get
User avatar #16 to #15 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
How she ever found Christ between those GINORMOUS breasts of hers, I'll never know. Though T's been really up on it, he says he and Jesus hung around a lot back in the day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
back in the day? hes younger then w! ugh.
but i think b is trying to just get more attention. she hasnt had an "asthma attack" in a while
User avatar #18 to #17 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I thought it was the drugs. She's such a hypochondriac, too. Girl needs to smoke some weed and chill the **** out. But did you hear about R? She got a boob job or something.
User avatar #19 to #18 - blueboysixnine (10/25/2010) [-]
she did? bloody hell. her and her insicurities. she was fine! tiny boobs are good. well what size are they now?
User avatar #20 to #19 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I think they're double-D's. Speaking of which, D's really let herself go since she married 6. 6 is suck a drunk.
User avatar #21 to #20 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
yeah. i could see that coming a mile away. hes no good for her. im not saying she should go back to L. but hey, what do i know?
User avatar #22 to #21 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
L is a prick and is almost as bad a D. I mean, the only difference is that L has a job. And D keeps acting like people are so adverse to it because 6 is a NUMBER. We get it, D, you're NOT SYMBOLIST. But that doesn't mean the rest of us are. Of course it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you date abusive assholes. I'm just so done with her. Her daughter C is almost as bad - she takes in more dick than air.
User avatar #23 to #22 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
hey, i like c. although its for that exact reason >_>; lol jk

if you ask me. i think u and i should get together. hahaha :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I thought U and P were going to star in that balloon movie?
User avatar #25 to #24 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
they did. but it was only for the money. you could cut the tension between them with a knife during shooting
User avatar #26 to #25 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I heard towards the end, though, they got a good forking in. Then again, I heard it from E and he likes to stir up trouble.
User avatar #27 to #26 - blueboysixnine (10/26/2010) [-]
E? nah, not true. unless you mean that U came at P with a fork. i wouldnt put it past them.
User avatar #28 to #27 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
E also said that N and M were doing pornos for the internet. Wincest, much? I'm still not sure if I want to look it up or not.
User avatar #29 to #28 - blueboysixnine (10/27/2010) [-]
you do, trust me
>_>
<_<
almost as hot as that one of W and K in the shower
User avatar #36 to #29 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one.
User avatar #34 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little promo, maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - blueboysixnine (10/29/2010) [-]
promo for a porno
wat
User avatar #32 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
(It won't let me reply to your last comment!)

Yeah, I hear X is shooting it. Lucky bastard.
User avatar #33 to #32 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
wondder if i can get in on it
>_>
<_<
:D
User avatar #30 to #29 - raibean (10/27/2010) [-]
Dude, that one was sooo good. I hear they're making another one, but this time on a trampoline.
User avatar #31 to #30 - blueboysixnine (10/28/2010) [-]
on a trampoline? haha. sweet. let me know when they do
User avatar #1 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
I have taken your profile comment virginity
User avatar #6 to #1 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
sloppy seconds? aww..
User avatar #7 to #6 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Been too long for that. :O
User avatar #8 to #7 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!
User avatar #9 to #8 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Silver medal!
User avatar #10 to #9 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MARRIAGE
User avatar #3 to #2 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SLUT NOW
User avatar #4 to #3 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
I said, "Como estas?" on Omegle and they asked me if I was from spanish.
User avatar #5 to #4 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
LOL
I want to be from Spanish
I think some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
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