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#2 - Look, they're two different continents. If you're American, yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2010 on America, fuck yeah! 0
User avatar #3 - rockerforlife (10/20/2010) [-]
Interesting, I did not know that, I must've misread. Anyways I don't see why we have to separate areas like that. I'd like it if it was just "Carolina", "Dakota" or "Virginia". And posting content like this is quite dumb I must opinionate. You can't just tell other nations to fuck off. You don't see other countries telling others to fuck off, hell, this country was founded by minorities, whether it's the early Asians, the Hispanics, Vikings or Italians.
User avatar #4 - raibean (10/20/2010) [-]
I'm not telling other countries to fuck off, just the people that think we shouldn't be called American in English. If an American insists on using 'American' instead of 'estadounidense' in Spanish, that person is an asshole. But most people say 'American' in English, in no small part because there are more native English speakers in the US than in any other country. Another thing I'd like to point out is that in most other languages, we're referred to as 'American.' In French, it's "americain/anne," Russian (transliteration) is "amerikanets/amerikanka." The same phenomenon happens to British people - they are referred to as 'English,' whether or not they're from England.
User avatar #5 - rockerforlife (10/21/2010) [-]
Aaaah I see what you mean. Well that's nothing to get upset about actually. But I don't understand what you mean by If an American insists on using 'American' instead of 'estadounidense' in Spanish, that person is an asshole.
User avatar #6 - raibean (10/21/2010) [-]
'Estadounidense' is how you say the American nationality in Spanish, it comes from Los Estados Unidos, so it really does come from 'United States.' In Spanish, 'American' actually does refer to the continents usually, which is the other way around in English. I'm saying that them trying to insist on 'United Statesian' or something in English is an asshole move, so Americans trying to insist on 'americano' rather than 'estadounidense' is an asshole move.
#749 - He meant his myspace account. 10/20/2010 on Do it 0
#236 - That's part of the optical illusion - your mind extends the cu… 10/20/2010 on THIS WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD 0
#159 - But there's no definite line like with the pink and orange. Yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2010 on THIS WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD 0
User avatar #160 - Rockaman (10/20/2010) [-]
i know its all optics, but im guessin that my mind is puttin a barrier between them cos i c it as a definite change like the orange and purple
User avatar #236 - raibean (10/20/2010) [-]
That's part of the optical illusion - your mind extends the curve from the pink/orange change to come across blue/green. You need to look more closely for several minutes.
#72 - lol 10/20/2010 on Grammar War +2
#157 - The close up doesn't make them look like the same color, it ju…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2010 on THIS WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD 0
User avatar #158 - Rockaman (10/20/2010) [-]
i still c em as 2 different lines joined 2gether tho lol- almost 2 the same extent as the orange and purple
User avatar #159 - raibean (10/20/2010) [-]
But there's no definite line like with the pink and orange. You see them differently because the orange and pink are different. It's not about you 'seeing' it as the same color all of a sudden, it's about you realizing that it's an optical illusion.
User avatar #160 - Rockaman (10/20/2010) [-]
i know its all optics, but im guessin that my mind is puttin a barrier between them cos i c it as a definite change like the orange and purple
User avatar #236 - raibean (10/20/2010) [-]
That's part of the optical illusion - your mind extends the curve from the pink/orange change to come across blue/green. You need to look more closely for several minutes.
#402 - These are MYTHS. 10/20/2010 on Animal Myths +7
#253 - DO WANT 10/20/2010 on Just watch it all 0
#262 - You can beat MY dead horse anytime.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2010 on How tough am i 3 +12
#263 - AwesomeFatGuy (10/20/2010) [-]
#678 - You're right, I prefer the British one. (I'm American.) 10/20/2010 on company myths 2 0
#3 - "Fail," you say? 10/19/2010 on hook hanger fail +1
#3 - It's because women are supposed to love diamonds and seeing ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2010 on Sparkle Sparkle +2
User avatar #4 - DemonBlood (10/19/2010) [-]
Hmmmm......I see your point.
#3 - For especially epic fails. 10/19/2010 on When you see it +1
#1 - If Funnyjunk was diamonds, we'd all get married, and I wouldn'…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2010 on Sparkle Sparkle +2
User avatar #2 - DemonBlood (10/19/2010) [-]
I don't know how that makes sense but I appreciate your view on Funnyjunk being diamonds. A thumb for you, as I am feeling optimistic this evening!
User avatar #3 - raibean (10/19/2010) [-]
It's because women are supposed to love diamonds and seeing how much we're on here, they'd want to marry us. :P
User avatar #4 - DemonBlood (10/19/2010) [-]
Hmmmm......I see your point.
#91 - Generally, when chicks are on their period, they're pretty hor…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2010 on Fuck Yeah Compilation +8
#111 - anonymous (10/19/2010) [-]
this is very true
#580 - These are MYTHS not FACTS. Says so in the title. I was freaked… 10/19/2010 on company myths 2 +2
#107 - *crappy 10/19/2010 on How tough am i 2 -1
#23 - Awesome. 10/19/2010 on yummm! +1
#20 - Sparks in my pants. 10/18/2010 on Funny song titles 0
#2 - Funny, it was a Roman soldier who stabbed Jesus in the heart. 10/18/2010 on Pope Up 0
#20 - I didn't mean mine as an insult to OP or anyone, but related '…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2010 on yummm! +1
User avatar #22 - AnonsForSure (10/19/2010) [-]
Me neither, I just love this .gif and it went well with your pic, too. :P
User avatar #23 - raibean (10/19/2010) [-]
Awesome.
#10 - Spanish generally doesn't use w. Instead, they tend to use gu. 10/18/2010 on Why do Mexicans +1
#4 - Picture 10/17/2010 on Peanuts 0
#9 - Silver medal!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2010 on raibean's profile 0
User avatar #10 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!
#7 - Been too long for that. :O  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2010 on raibean's profile 0
User avatar #8 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!
User avatar #9 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Silver medal!
User avatar #10 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!

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User avatar #72 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
**raibean rolls 8** 0 - Work on song draft
1 - Take a shower
2 - Do two pages of paper
3 - Write two pages of story
4 - Star reading Clockwork Angel
5 - Recruit people for feedback
6 - Organize seat
7 - Knit six inches of the Gryffindor scarf
8 - Get sources for research paper
9 - Edit a chapter of story
User avatar #75 to #72 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/07/2010) [-]
no schlick? i am dissapoint
#73 to #72 - blueboysixnine has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 to #73 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I just use "fap" for girls.
User avatar #76 to #74 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/07/2010) [-]
still dissapoint
User avatar #77 to #76 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
I think it was like 8pm or something.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/07/2010) [-]
perfect time for self exploration. haha
User avatar #79 to #78 - raibean (11/07/2010) [-]
Perfect time to act like you're going to get shit done.
User avatar #80 to #79 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/07/2010) [-]
to that, i say meh.
User avatar #70 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/05/2010) [-]
nutty professor 2. never seen it before. but im lovin it. haha
User avatar #71 to #70 - raibean (11/05/2010) [-]
I haven't seen it either, just heard about it. I think was like 8 or 12 or something when that shit happened. I'm watching American Dad now.
User avatar #59 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
-poke face-
User avatar #60 to #59 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Your face or my face?
User avatar #61 to #60 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
both. at the same time.
User avatar #62 to #61 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
... With what?
User avatar #63 to #62 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
a motorcycle
User avatar #64 to #63 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Is my hand on the gas? Because I don't have my license.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
nah, the choke
User avatar #66 to #65 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
I guess that's okay? I really don't know shit about motorcycles. o_o'
User avatar #68 to #66 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
neither do i
User avatar #67 to #66 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
^conversation killer
User avatar #69 to #67 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
converstation killed. bye
User avatar #50 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
at home all alone D:
User avatar #51 to #50 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
OH NOES


watch Rocky Horror if you have Netflix! :D "Buy an umbrella, you cheap slut!"
User avatar #52 to #51 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
watched rockey horror once. i stopped after the guy was running round in lingerie chasing the blonde guy
User avatar #53 to #52 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
Were you watching it properly or at home? Because one is sex and the other is masturbation.
User avatar #55 to #53 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
rockey horror picture show. the guy in drag?
User avatar #54 to #53 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
what? i dont know whats going on now... lol
User avatar #56 to #54 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
You have to go to a theater where it's being played. There is generally some nudity; they give you props to throw at the screen, and people yell out lines. AND YOU DANCE THE TIME WARP
User avatar #57 to #56 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/02/2010) [-]
...................................WAT
User avatar #58 to #57 - raibean (11/02/2010) [-]
And that's why the only reason you watch Rocky Horror at home is to practice your timing to the lines you yell out.

"There's a liiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a liiiiiiiiiiight"
"Where's Santa Claus?"
"Burning in the fire place..."
User avatar #37 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
ohai. is it still halloween in mordor?
User avatar #38 to #37 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
Yes, yes it is. happy Halloween.
User avatar #39 to #38 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
haha. halloween was yesterday for us in kangaroo land
User avatar #40 to #39 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
You're Australian? Beastin'. Mordor happens to be in the Midwest (America), so it's not even 9 PM.
User avatar #41 to #40 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
1250 in the afternoon here
User avatar #42 to #41 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
It's weird to think you're 16 hours ahead instead of 8 hours behind. The world is huge. I'm with China on this one; eradicate time zones and have the whole world on the same clock.

I almost moved to Australia to avoid the winter here, but then I realized that even the worms are poisonous and I almost pissed my pants, so I decided to tough it out.
User avatar #44 to #42 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
in my 20 years living in a somewhat country town, the only thing ive been bitten by was my 2 year old cousin.
and my bird, but those are love gashes.
User avatar #43 to #42 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
who the fuck told you we have poisonous worms? any worm is poisonous if you eat them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
that worm is bullshit. its rarer then a sober irishman. ive never even seen one
User avatar #47 to #46 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
I've never seen a mountain lion, but they're all over Cali. D: I was trying to make a joke, but I guess it came off as me projecting a small facet onto an entire population. Sorry.
User avatar #48 to #47 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/31/2010) [-]
ive never even seen a blue worm on tv, or internet (apart from now) or otherwise. its pretty safe here unless youre swimming in the ocean up north in summer, or walking around long grass all day
User avatar #49 to #48 - raibean (10/31/2010) [-]
The idea is very scary. Like many city dwellers, I like animals in the zoo or living in the wild where I don't have to deal with them.
User avatar #11 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/24/2010) [-]
rather entertaining convo on that pic. lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - raibean (10/24/2010) [-]
That was hilarious. I remember once having a conversation about which letters of the alphabet were fucking each other.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]
i have heard a rumor that b is pregnant with f's baby. but thats just rumor.
User avatar #14 to #13 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
What? But F got herpes from V! Why anyone wants a hooker that's half a coat hanger, I'll never know. At least they could have a threesome and an abortion at the same time.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]
true, true. but i think b will want to keep it. you know how emotional she can get
User avatar #16 to #15 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
How she ever found Christ between those GINORMOUS breasts of hers, I'll never know. Though T's been really up on it, he says he and Jesus hung around a lot back in the day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]
back in the day? hes younger then w! ugh.
but i think b is trying to just get more attention. she hasnt had an "asthma attack" in a while
User avatar #18 to #17 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I thought it was the drugs. She's such a hypochondriac, too. Girl needs to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out. But did you hear about R? She got a boob job or something.
User avatar #19 to #18 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]
she did? bloody hell. her and her insicurities. she was fine! tiny boobs are good. well what size are they now?
User avatar #20 to #19 - raibean (10/25/2010) [-]
I think they're double-D's. Speaking of which, D's really let herself go since she married 6. 6 is suck a drunk.
User avatar #21 to #20 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/26/2010) [-]
yeah. i could see that coming a mile away. hes no good for her. im not saying she should go back to L. but hey, what do i know?
User avatar #22 to #21 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
L is a prick and is almost as bad a D. I mean, the only difference is that L has a job. And D keeps acting like people are so adverse to it because 6 is a NUMBER. We get it, D, you're NOT SYMBOLIST. But that doesn't mean the rest of us are. Of course it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you date abusive assholes. I'm just so done with her. Her daughter C is almost as bad - she takes in more dick than air.
User avatar #23 to #22 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/26/2010) [-]
hey, i like c. although its for that exact reason >_>; lol jk

if you ask me. i think u and i should get together. hahaha :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I thought U and P were going to star in that balloon movie?
User avatar #25 to #24 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/26/2010) [-]
they did. but it was only for the money. you could cut the tension between them with a knife during shooting
User avatar #26 to #25 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
I heard towards the end, though, they got a good forking in. Then again, I heard it from E and he likes to stir up trouble.
User avatar #27 to #26 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/26/2010) [-]
E? nah, not true. unless you mean that U came at P with a fork. i wouldnt put it past them.
User avatar #28 to #27 - raibean (10/26/2010) [-]
E also said that N and M were doing pornos for the internet. Wincest, much? I'm still not sure if I want to look it up or not.
User avatar #29 to #28 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/27/2010) [-]
you do, trust me
>_>
<_<
almost as hot as that one of W and K in the shower
User avatar #36 to #29 - raibean (10/29/2010) [-]
Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one.
User avatar #34 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little promo, maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/29/2010) [-]
promo for a porno
wat
User avatar #32 to #29 - raibean (10/28/2010) [-]
(It won't let me reply to your last comment!)

Yeah, I hear X is shooting it. Lucky bastard.
User avatar #33 to #32 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/28/2010) [-]
wondder if i can get in on it
>_>
<_<
:D
User avatar #30 to #29 - raibean (10/27/2010) [-]
Dude, that one was sooo good. I hear they're making another one, but this time on a trampoline.
User avatar #31 to #30 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/28/2010) [-]
on a trampoline? haha. sweet. let me know when they do
User avatar #1 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
I have taken your profile comment virginity
User avatar #6 to #1 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
sloppy seconds? aww..
User avatar #7 to #6 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Been too long for that. :O
User avatar #8 to #7 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!
User avatar #9 to #8 - raibean (10/17/2010) [-]
Silver medal!
User avatar #10 to #9 - uberhans (10/17/2010) [-]
SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MARRIAGE
User avatar #3 to #2 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHA
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SLUT NOW
User avatar #4 to #3 - raibean (04/16/2010) [-]
I said, "Como estas?" on Omegle and they asked me if I was from spanish.
User avatar #5 to #4 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
LOL
I want to be from Spanish
I think some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
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