no schlick? i am dissapoint

I just use "fap" for girls.

still dissapoint

I think it was like 8pm or something.

perfect time for self exploration. haha

Perfect time to act like you're going to get shit done.

to that, i say meh.

I haven't seen it either, just heard about it. I think was like 8 or 12 or something when that shit happened. I'm watching American Dad now.

Your face or my face?

both. at the same time.

... With what?

a motorcycle

Is my hand on the gas? Because I don't have my license.

nah, the choke

I guess that's okay? I really don't know shit about motorcycles. o_o'

neither do i

^conversation killer

converstation killed. bye

OH NOES


watch Rocky Horror if you have Netflix! :D "Buy an umbrella, you cheap slut!"

watched rockey horror once. i stopped after the guy was running round in lingerie chasing the blonde guy

Were you watching it properly or at home? Because one is sex and the other is masturbation.

rockey horror picture show. the guy in drag?

what? i dont know whats going on now... lol

You have to go to a theater where it's being played. There is generally some nudity; they give you props to throw at the screen, and people yell out lines. AND YOU DANCE THE TIME WARP

...................................WAT

And that's why the only reason you watch Rocky Horror at home is to practice your timing to the lines you yell out.

"There's a liiiight.... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a liiiiiiiiiiight"
"Where's Santa Claus?"
"Burning in the fire place..."

Yes, yes it is. happy Halloween.

haha. halloween was yesterday for us in kangaroo land

You're Australian? Beastin'. Mordor happens to be in the Midwest (America), so it's not even 9 PM.

1250 in the afternoon here

It's weird to think you're 16 hours ahead instead of 8 hours behind. The world is huge. I'm with China on this one; eradicate time zones and have the whole world on the same clock.

I almost moved to Australia to avoid the winter here, but then I realized that even the worms are poisonous and I almost pissed my pants, so I decided to tough it out.

in my 20 years living in a somewhat country town, the only thing ive been bitten by was my 2 year old cousin.
and my bird, but those are love gashes.

who the fuck told you we have poisonous worms? any worm is poisonous if you eat them.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1006899/Damn+australia+You+scary/

that worm is bullshit. its rarer then a sober irishman. ive never even seen one

I've never seen a mountain lion, but they're all over Cali. D: I was trying to make a joke, but I guess it came off as me projecting a small facet onto an entire population. Sorry.

ive never even seen a blue worm on tv, or internet (apart from now) or otherwise. its pretty safe here unless youre swimming in the ocean up north in summer, or walking around long grass all day

The idea is very scary. Like many city dwellers, I like animals in the zoo or living in the wild where I don't have to deal with them.

That was hilarious. I remember once having a conversation about which letters of the alphabet were fucking each other.

i have heard a rumor that b is pregnant with f's baby. but thats just rumor.

What? But F got herpes from V! Why anyone wants a hooker that's half a coat hanger, I'll never know. At least they could have a threesome and an abortion at the same time.

true, true. but i think b will want to keep it. you know how emotional she can get

How she ever found Christ between those GINORMOUS breasts of hers, I'll never know. Though T's been really up on it, he says he and Jesus hung around a lot back in the day.

back in the day? hes younger then w! ugh.
but i think b is trying to just get more attention. she hasnt had an "asthma attack" in a while

I thought it was the drugs. She's such a hypochondriac, too. Girl needs to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out. But did you hear about R? She got a boob job or something.

she did? bloody hell. her and her insicurities. she was fine! tiny boobs are good. well what size are they now?

I think they're double-D's. Speaking of which, D's really let herself go since she married 6. 6 is suck a drunk.

yeah. i could see that coming a mile away. hes no good for her. im not saying she should go back to L. but hey, what do i know?

L is a prick and is almost as bad a D. I mean, the only difference is that L has a job. And D keeps acting like people are so adverse to it because 6 is a NUMBER. We get it, D, you're NOT SYMBOLIST. But that doesn't mean the rest of us are. Of course it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you date abusive assholes. I'm just so done with her. Her daughter C is almost as bad - she takes in more dick than air.

hey, i like c. although its for that exact reason >_>; lol jk

if you ask me. i think u and i should get together. hahaha :P

I thought U and P were going to star in that balloon movie?

they did. but it was only for the money. you could cut the tension between them with a knife during shooting

I heard towards the end, though, they got a good forking in. Then again, I heard it from E and he likes to stir up trouble.

E? nah, not true. unless you mean that U came at P with a fork. i wouldnt put it past them.

E also said that N and M were doing pornos for the internet. Wincest, much? I'm still not sure if I want to look it up or not.

you do, trust me
>_>
<_<
almost as hot as that one of W and K in the shower

Dude, more views. They wanna go big for this one.

I wonder if I can do some video editing, man. Make a little promo, maybe?

promo for a porno
wat

(It won't let me reply to your last comment!)

Yeah, I hear X is shooting it. Lucky bastard.

wondder if i can get in on it
>_>
<_<
:D

Dude, that one was sooo good. I hear they're making another one, but this time on a trampoline.

on a trampoline? haha. sweet. let me know when they do

sloppy seconds? aww..

Been too long for that. :O

damn, you're right! That's ok.. it's still an achievement!

Silver medal!

SHAZAM!!! WOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MARRIAGE

HAHA
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SLUT NOW

I said, "Como estas?" on Omegle and they asked me if I was from spanish.