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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Somewhere in the time vortex
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#7 - so what Mark Twain did?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on That's so raven +1
User avatar #8 - icametocomment (1 hour ago) [-]
Mark Twain is awesome.
#8 - so that would be a no to Juju Oracles?  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Pathfinder Campaign:... 0
#9 - Shmooglavoue (42 seconds ago) [-]
You could play Oracle, but given the context of the setting the Juju part would be a little out of place.
#7 - a very powerful force user named Dindu Nuffin he can make … 05/20/2015 on would you die? +1
#3 - as someone who cooks on a regular basis, I agree with your rage  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Concerned anon +4
#5 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
I am more concerned with the fact that those liquids are stored in a well lit room and not in a cupboard
#386 - yeah... you do know how much nuclear firepower it would take t… 05/17/2015 on which one FJ? +1
#9 - 1. Pick the year 9,000,000 2. University 3. Free Wifi …  [+] (28 new replies) 05/16/2015 on which one FJ? +275
User avatar #417 - tumor (05/17/2015) [-]
Pick the way you die: Suicide
That way you can live as long as you want.
#393 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
Forever alive but not forever young, have fun being so old that you cant really move or talk. Also unable to die since its not the year you picked
#389 - highamount (05/17/2015) [-]
The horrors you will have experienced after 8997985 years
User avatar #416 - commoncrunch (05/17/2015) [-]
What'cha lookin' at, smooth skin?
#365 - residentgreevil (05/17/2015) [-]
One is technically still alive as a vegetable. Lame answer bro.
User avatar #318 - misterbluecoat (05/17/2015) [-]
Why not 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,001?
#316 - twomd (05/17/2015) [-]
Nuclear holocaust in 2047 causes earth to literally break apart. You float aimlessly in the universe unable to hear yourself or breath comfortably for the rest of your live. Have fun!
User avatar #386 - ragingspacepanda (05/17/2015) [-]
yeah... you do know how much nuclear firepower it would take to literally break the planet?
#272 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
my only change would be wifi, cause if you get free apple produces you can sell them off and buy a real computer, with all the fixin's, super fast top of the line hihg speed internet, a house, quit whatever job your working, pay off any loans you may have accumulated, and fill a pool with cash. All of this after about 5 sales to the rabid apple fans.
#212 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
Dude...do free apple shit....sell the free apple shit that you get. Become wealthy. Now you can live in harry potters world.
User avatar #195 - magicexplain (05/17/2015) [-]
That's exactly all my picks
User avatar #165 - rainbowrush (05/17/2015) [-]
Number 1 doesn't stop aging. you could be a vegetable for that long.
#178 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
unless his biggest wish included something about that
User avatar #181 - rainbowrush (05/17/2015) [-]
If it's not specified, I will act like it's false.


If you combine the list, then you can get out of that, though. Nr. 4, biggest wish
My biggest wish is near perfect health until I die. That means no aging, never thirst or hungry, but still able to eat. No headache or stuff like that. Perfect vision. Can't die of natural causes.
Best friends with celebrity forever gives immortality, so I'd still want to pick my way out.
User avatar #154 - nagafever (05/17/2015) [-]
free wifi doesnt mean good wifi though. whereas free apple products means unlimited money income
#150 - deadmaniii (05/17/2015) [-]
1. End up dying instantly due the age of the universe not giving a shot about our calendar system.
2. Ragingspacepanda University for the Slow and Gifted.
3. Uses up battery trying to connect.
4. Only wish relating to physical size comes true.
5. Small island with half dead tree in middle of ocean.
6. Massive headaches and Schizophrenia develops.
7. Literally $1 million worth of empty gift cards.
8. Best friends with Justin Beiber.
9. Not street legal. Arrested immediately.
10. Ninjas gay bro.
11. Die next second.
12. Be known as JB's lover and have wealth of cocks in ass.
13. Can't tell when or where future occurs due to the longevity of the universe.

Monkey Paws suck ass.
User avatar #101 - optimussum (05/17/2015) [-]
>island

and how are you going to get to said island?
User avatar #221 - sandpounder (05/17/2015) [-]
dream car is amphibious
User avatar #149 - smokinbutox (05/17/2015) [-]
Bitch he's got fame and wealth, how do you think?
#24 - cleomech (05/17/2015) [-]
Fool, choose the way you die and you can just make it so you die when you whistle the looney toons opening jingle or something.
That way you can only kill yourself willingly and you won't have to endure for a fucktillion years if you don't want to.
User avatar #125 - whichever (05/17/2015) [-]
>get drunk
>die
#91 - overchaos (05/17/2015) [-]
What if I cant whistle right?
#95 - cleomech (05/17/2015) [-]
Then you better whistle left.
#98 - overchaos (05/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - rakaka (05/17/2015) [-]
>Pick the year 9,000,000
Enjoy an agonizing existence while your body decomposes into dust that can't move, feel or speak, only think.
User avatar #102 - elynichujy (05/17/2015) [-]
Unless the actual lifespan is adjusted as well, so you age in proportion to how you do now, just longer.
#136 - amatuercontendor (05/17/2015) [-]
Still, in his later lifespan, he'll be an old man for a couple thousands of years.
User avatar #352 - wtfduud (05/17/2015) [-]
Hundreds of thousands of years.
#3 - **ragingspacepanda used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **ragingspacepa… 05/16/2015 on Tattoo -1
#19 - on one of my Film History tests, there was a bonus question th… 05/15/2015 on history exam 0
#31 - nat 1's and 20's for skills is a common homebrew rule that man…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Slinky kitten +2
User avatar #61 - dndxplain (05/14/2015) [-]
uncommon change to the nat 1/20 for attacks and saves.
#91 - nat (05/15/2015) [-]
Didn't we already have a talk about saying my name?
User avatar #42 - demandred (05/13/2015) [-]
True, and it makes sense.
Nat 20 on knowledge check: You just read that somewhere, the same way as we IRL know some advanced shit I know the capitol of Trinidad & Tobago is named Port of Spain, but I suck at remembering capitols

Nat 1 makes everything funnier Endurance nat1: You try to hold your breath under water, and instantly starts laughing Intimidate nat1: You lean thretening forward, and as you're saying "obay my bidding", your voice squeeks
#43 - look at all that funny 05/10/2015 on found him 0

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User avatar #48 - leafonthewind (01/09/2015) [-]
ey bb
just checking in
User avatar #50 to #49 - leafonthewind (01/10/2015) [-]
why must you hurt me so
User avatar #45 - alucord (09/04/2014) [-]
Can you give me the link to your blog please?
User avatar #47 to #46 - alucord (09/05/2014) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #39 - kungfewpanda (09/04/2014) [-]
why hello there fellow panda..
User avatar #40 to #39 - ragingspacepanda (09/04/2014) [-]
hello comrade!!!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - kungfewpanda (09/04/2014) [-]
we need more pandas
User avatar #43 to #42 - kungfewpanda (09/04/2014) [-]
MOAR!!
User avatar #37 - phunkyzilla (09/04/2014) [-]
You have no link to your tumblr on your post :/ I want to watch this ****
User avatar #38 to #37 - ragingspacepanda (09/04/2014) [-]
ragingspacepanda.tumblr.com/
Here you go, not much happened yet, just one person who is like "Think of your life!"
User avatar #36 - rikter (02/20/2014) [-]
What ho, panda?
User avatar #26 - rikter (02/16/2014) [-]
Hello, Clarice
User avatar #28 to #27 - rikter (02/16/2014) [-]
The lambs apparently haven't stopped screaming
User avatar #30 to #29 - rikter (02/16/2014) [-]
He thinks that makes him a transsexual.
User avatar #32 to #31 - rikter (02/16/2014) [-]
Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
User avatar #34 to #33 - rikter (02/16/2014) [-]
Eseantially, yes
User avatar #25 - rikter (02/10/2014) [-]
As an oral hygienist I'll vouch for her, I thoroughly examined her, and her teeth are not only merely dead, they're really quite sincerely dead
User avatar #18 - quotes (11/05/2013) [-]
Well, there's not a day goes by when I don't get up and say thank you to somebody.
Rod Stewart


thanks
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragingspacepanda (11/05/2013) [-]
"It has always been my goal to inspire and entertain... I think I done good on both so far" -James Delphi
User avatar #20 to #19 - quotes (11/05/2013) [-]
i was jsut about to google who james delphi was since i feel iv heard about him before
and then i laughed at myself
User avatar #22 to #21 - quotes (11/05/2013) [-]
how have you been
User avatar #23 to #22 - ragingspacepanda (11/05/2013) [-]
pretty good... playing pokemon and Mass Effect
User avatar #24 to #23 - quotes (11/05/2013) [-]
sounds fun im just watching educational youtube videos so i mean gotta be more fun
#10 - miyutoso (09/30/2013) [-]
Not being sarcastic, but thank you for not being crazy and freaking the **** out on me. Didn't think you had to tell guy his content wasn't funny to you, just thumb em down. I thought it was pretty good. Also, gave your thumb back on your other comment, and I have had people just flip the **** out and dick down any content put up from then on. Looks like your just an average joe. Sorry for the dick move bro...
#11 to #10 - ragingspacepanda (09/30/2013) [-]
I shall forgive your dickitude... if you rub your face on the Holy Cactus of Salvation and cactustude..... for it loves all.... and simply wants a face rubbing.... preferably if thou hath a bearded jaw... for the bearded are the Cactus's chosen people
User avatar #12 to #11 - quotes (10/24/2013) [-]
u do realize this this is now a quote
User avatar #14 to #13 - quotes (10/24/2013) [-]
qould u rather i also quote this your name or use the username instead
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragingspacepanda (10/24/2013) [-]
maybe like "-James Delphi (RagingSpacePanda)" I don't mind either way

User avatar #16 to #15 - quotes (10/24/2013) [-]
its more of do u want your name or do u wnat mentions lol cus if i do username youd get mentioned whenever i saw someone apologizing for being a dick
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragingspacepanda (10/24/2013) [-]
I guess use the username... but now I'm going to bed
User avatar #5 - niketheassassin (09/22/2013) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #7 to #6 - niketheassassin (09/22/2013) [-]
you deleted me from friend list
User avatar #8 to #7 - ragingspacepanda (09/23/2013) [-]
ah....Im guessing that when you sent the request.... funnyjunk added me to your friends list... you were never on mine... so when I deleted all my friends requests... it thought I was removing you from my friends list
User avatar #9 to #8 - niketheassassin (09/23/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #4 - chummyxray (09/22/2013) [-]
Found you
User avatar #1 - acleverusername (09/10/2013) [-]
you should've of made your username ragingspace penis instead
User avatar #2 to #1 - ragingspacepanda (09/10/2013) [-]
I lay awake at night regretting that I never did that.... wondering.... what could of been?
User avatar #3 to #2 - acleverusername (09/10/2013) [-]
i know that feeling all too well
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