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ragingcalm

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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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#38 - I legitimately hate this ******* movie, I was young and expect…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Makes me cry every time +105
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#74 - thepizzadevourer (05/01/2015) [-]
Exact same thing for me, only with the book (haven't seen the movie). I was all like "Oh, lonely kid who ends up making a friend? Maybe I can do that too!"

NOPE
#73 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/01/2015) [-]
Look at that hairy face. still cute tho
#140 - rollfourexplain (05/01/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,376**

The extra amounts of makeup everywhere makes it worse.
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#106 - toosexyforyou (05/01/2015) [-]
why is her face so hairy
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#65 - instalation (05/01/2015) [-]
Same for me.
#36 - correct  [+] (15 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#37 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
huh, how about that. not like that stops most canadians i would assume
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#38 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and had a delivery there and he got arrested cuz of hentai.
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#39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
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#40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
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#42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
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#48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
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#53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
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#54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
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#55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#33 - they consider it child pornography  [+] (17 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
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#35 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
all forms of it, even if there's no loli?
#36 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
correct
#37 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
huh, how about that. not like that stops most canadians i would assume
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#38 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and had a delivery there and he got arrested cuz of hentai.
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#39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
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#40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
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#42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
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#48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
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#53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
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#54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
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#55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#24 - 17 is to young still yet though 05/01/2015 on F is for 0
#26 - hentai is illegal in canada, so we're probably going to take t…  [+] (41 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -2
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#86 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
well unfortunately I already succeeded in one of those, and I wish to forget that memory
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#63 - Nihatclodra (05/01/2015) [-]
I just checked, and you are full of bullshit. Hentai is NOT illegal in Canada.
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#65 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
k
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#31 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
wait, what? hentai is actually illegal in canada? why?
#56 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
they will miss the good times
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#58 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
more 2d tits for us
#64 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but I like this stuff too, I HAVE A DILEMMA!
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#66 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have to make your choice, 2d waifus who attend your every need and never complain, or 3DPD. the choice is yours
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#68 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
I choose option c both
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
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#73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
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#75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
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#78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
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#80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
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#33 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
they consider it child pornography
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#35 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
all forms of it, even if there's no loli?
#36 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
correct
#37 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
huh, how about that. not like that stops most canadians i would assume
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#38 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and had a delivery there and he got arrested cuz of hentai.
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#39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
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#40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
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#42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar
#48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
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#53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
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#54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
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#55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
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#30 - koolkidkonnor (05/01/2015) [-]
thank god
#44 - illuminati confirmed 04/27/2015 on Now u kno (#3) 0
#156 - I can't say as I have ever played any VN. besides this one and… 04/12/2015 on Donations 0
#154 - Well I for one did not know this!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Donations 0
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#155 - snipys (04/12/2015) [-]
the sex in it aint that good but it makes up for it with amazing story and very many feels
#156 - ragingcalm (04/12/2015) [-]
I can't say as I have ever played any VN. besides this one and I forgot everything about it. (if it is a VN)
#1 - Now where will the feminazis get there breakfast? 04/12/2015 on Oh the mastermind that is Lex. 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Donations +1
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#46 - keltainenlumi (04/11/2015) [-]
loli catgirl rape best rape.