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ragingcalm

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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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Location:New York USA
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#640 - log out and say that like the true ******* that you are  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Rename anonymous 0
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#641 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/01/2015) [-]
go to sleep
#86 - well unfortunately I already succeeded in one of those, and I … 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#83 - Oh no!! what do!?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#81 - B-b-but, I have a fiance...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#79 - Fun times at night?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
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#80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#76 - This will keep her at bay  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
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#78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
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#80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#74 - Like this  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
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#75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
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#78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
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#80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#7 - k 05/01/2015 on Satan is among us 0
#71 - there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
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#73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
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#75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
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#78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
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#80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
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#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#68 - I choose option c both  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
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#73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
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#75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar
#78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar
#80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar
#85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment