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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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#86 - well unfortunately I already succeeded in one of those, and I … 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#83 - Oh no!! what do!?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#81 - B-b-but, I have a fiance...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#79 - Fun times at night?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#76 - This will keep her at bay  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#74 - Like this  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#7 - k 05/01/2015 on Satan is among us 0
#71 - there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#68 - I choose option c both  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#65 - k 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -2
#64 - but I like this stuff too, I HAVE A DILEMMA!  [+] (15 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama +1
User avatar #66 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have to make your choice, 2d waifus who attend your every need and never complain, or 3DPD. the choice is yours
User avatar #68 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
I choose option c both
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#56 - they will miss the good times  [+] (17 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama 0
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
more 2d tits for us
#64 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but I like this stuff too, I HAVE A DILEMMA!
User avatar #66 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have to make your choice, 2d waifus who attend your every need and never complain, or 3DPD. the choice is yours
User avatar #68 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
I choose option c both
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#54 - except in canada  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama 0
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#52 - but how to give the D to pixels?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#50 - rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#47 - but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, th…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -2
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#43 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#40 - hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#38 - Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
User avatar #40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#38 - I legitimately hate this ******* movie, I was young and…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Makes me cry every time +105
User avatar #74 - thepizzadevourer (05/01/2015) [-]
Exact same thing for me, only with the book (haven't seen the movie). I was all like "Oh, lonely kid who ends up making a friend? Maybe I can do that too!"

NOPE
#73 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/01/2015) [-]
Look at that hairy face. still cute tho
#140 - rollfourexplain (05/01/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,376**

The extra amounts of makeup everywhere makes it worse.
User avatar #106 - toosexyforyou (05/01/2015) [-]
why is her face so hairy
User avatar #65 - instalation (05/01/2015) [-]
Same for me.
#36 - correct  [+] (15 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#37 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
huh, how about that. not like that stops most canadians i would assume
User avatar #38 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and had a delivery there and he got arrested cuz of hentai.
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
User avatar #40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#33 - they consider it child pornography  [+] (17 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #35 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
all forms of it, even if there's no loli?
#36 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
correct
#37 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
huh, how about that. not like that stops most canadians i would assume
User avatar #38 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and had a delivery there and he got arrested cuz of hentai.
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
User avatar #40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
#24 - 17 is to young still yet though 05/01/2015 on F is for 0
#26 - hentai is illegal in canada, so we're probably going to take t…  [+] (41 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -2
User avatar #86 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
well unfortunately I already succeeded in one of those, and I wish to forget that memory
User avatar #63 - Nihatclodra (05/01/2015) [-]
I just checked, and you are full of bullshit. Hentai is NOT illegal in Canada.
User avatar #65 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #31 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
wait, what? hentai is actually illegal in canada? why?
#56 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
they will miss the good times
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
more 2d tits for us
#64 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but I like this stuff too, I HAVE A DILEMMA!
User avatar #66 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have to make your choice, 2d waifus who attend your every need and never complain, or 3DPD. the choice is yours
User avatar #68 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
I choose option c both
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
User avatar #33 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
they consider it child pornography
User avatar #35 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
all forms of it, even if there's no loli?
#36 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
correct
#37 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
huh, how about that. not like that stops most canadians i would assume
User avatar #38 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Nope, they keep a close eye on it, my brother is a trucker and had a delivery there and he got arrested cuz of hentai.
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that's it, we need to free canada from this tyranny. 2d tiddies are a basic human right
User avatar #40 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
hentai is nice, but I understand where they are coming from.
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i don't know, i mean that's getting rid of a lot of people's fetishes. lord knows i wouldn't be able to survive without my collection of carefully drawn tits and ass
#43 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
#46 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i would have to start saving 3DPD porn, or even worse have to go out and communicate with real people in the hopes one of them will have sex with me
THE HORROR
#47 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but woman are easy to talk to... they are all sleezy sluts, they are just better at hiding it than men
User avatar #48 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but anime sloots don't need talking to, all they need is the Rene Descartes
#50 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
rene descascartes, I mean I know who he is, but wot?
#51 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
#52 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but how to give the D to pixels?
User avatar #53 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
that is the eternal dilemma, and once it has been solved peace will spread throughout the world.
User avatar #54 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
except in canada
User avatar #55 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah, this is the future they chose
User avatar #30 - koolkidkonnor (05/01/2015) [-]
thank god
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That avatar

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User avatar #207 to #206 - ragingcalm (01/31/2015) [-]
for how long?
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User avatar #203 to #202 - ragingcalm (01/13/2015) [-]
you're not my friend, because I have never talked to you. So don't be sad.
#204 to #203 - Sewallman (01/13/2015) [-]
Well, I'm open to talk to you if you're willing to listen to a idiot for five minutes,
#205 to #204 - ragingcalm (01/13/2015) [-]
I am the jester of this court but I'm not funny enough so I had to stop production
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