Thanks for clearing it up for me.
I thought that he shot the kid for some reason, but it didn't make sense.
I understand now.
Also: the ones responsible for this comic must be pretty awesome.

detroit metal city. about a guy who leads an alternate life as a black metal super star

Name: Soup Rubber Soup
Type: Dust, Dildos, Toxic Waste

Hey, this sounds awesome.

**raberintodesu rolls 787**

Name: Soup Rubber Soup
Type: Dust, Dildos, Toxic Waste

Hey, this sounds awesome.

It's just slang, and it's probably derived from "taking a shit break" or something akin to that.

I have never, in my life, taken a shit. But I have left many a shit.

Because they think, "Hey, I got a free dinner frmo this dude because I have tits, why not have more?" And all of a sudden you have women everywhere that want to "Run the world" even though they can't into basic things.

I dunno, bro. I've had matriarchy fantasies before.

But then again, I am a very, very weird person.

Hey, no worries. You got your own weird shit, I got my own.

cause they have tits...

that's a sexual reference

if today is day 0
Lala/Haruna: DAYS 4.5, 9.0, 13.5, 18
YUI: DAYS: 3.0, 6.0, 9.0, 12.0, 15.0, 18.0
Yami-Chan DAYS: 2.0, 4.0, 6.0, 8.0, 10.0, 12.0, 14.0, 16.0, 18.0

Every 9 days, he gropes haruna/lala and Yui on the same day,
Every 18 days he gropes lala, haruna, yui AND Yami on the same day.

Although it wasn't exactly difficult to answer, you did take the liberty of actually answering. Well done, my friend.

Truthfully speaking, I didn't expect anyone to answer at all.

according to MR. OWL,
it takes 3

According to me
1,749 licks.

Yami Yami!!

Yuuki has once again angered the Golden Darkness. What are all of the weapons she can make out of her body and the amount of hits from each weapon required to give Yuuki a near-death experience?

Yuuki Rito accidentally gropes Lala and Haruna every 4.5 days, Yui every 3 days, and Golden Darkness every 2 days. How many days from now will Yuuki get to (accidentally) grope Haruna and Yui on the same day?

if today is day 0
Lala/Haruna: DAYS 4.5, 9.0, 13.5, 18
YUI: DAYS: 3.0, 6.0, 9.0, 12.0, 15.0, 18.0
Yami-Chan DAYS: 2.0, 4.0, 6.0, 8.0, 10.0, 12.0, 14.0, 16.0, 18.0

Every 9 days, he gropes haruna/lala and Yui on the same day,
Every 18 days he gropes lala, haruna, yui AND Yami on the same day.

Although it wasn't exactly difficult to answer, you did take the liberty of actually answering. Well done, my friend.

Truthfully speaking, I didn't expect anyone to answer at all.

Alright ;) I have already seen most of them so why not this one :P