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#393520 - **** people who provide mobile links to stuff.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#393555 - joshlol (06/05/2015) [-]
it's easier for you to backspace out the "m." on your pc than it is for them to do it from their cellphone
#1 - Ok, I seriously love this. 06/03/2015 on Fetishes +6
#392499 - >He starts working at the rival casino across the street as… 06/02/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#392498 - >Go to shop. >Order burger >Want extra cheese…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#392499 - qxangelxp (06/02/2015) [-]
>He starts working at the rival casino across the street as an executive chef.
>Can't afford a meal here.
>Try luck at casino
>Lose everything I had in my checkings.
>Try to exit but get baited by a pretty girl managing a spin wheel for random prizes.
>What do you know, I win a free meal.
>Order what I want.
>Get a special visit and a handshake and photo from the executive chef jade himself serving me my food.
>Ask him I wanted no onions, even though I ordered it with earlier.
>He gets pissed and quits.
>Go sleep in my car.
>Find out next month, when I finally can afford cell phone service, through online news that he became Gordon Ramsay's personal apprentice.
>Check jade's FB. Posts a giant, tearful story about his rise to glory, and heartfelt thank you to lulzforalpsplane for his fantastic advice provided on Funnyjunk's own /hating/
>He also gives a heartfelt shout out to all the strangers in all those food joints that have helped propel him forward by making him frustratingly quit his job each time and find something better
>Feel ok inside.
>Knock on car window.
>Pull covers off me, sit up in seat, roll down window.
>"Sir, you need to move your car"
>tell them can't leave cause nogas
>Then we will have to tow your car
>Get out. They hook up car and are about to drive away
>WAIT UP I tell them
>run back into car
>snatch something from glovebox
>"You done?"
>Tell them yeah. They leave with my car.
>Tuck away picture of me shaking jadewest's hand.
#209 - dem fils 06/01/2015 on Best motivational pictures 0
#9 - "But nopony's asked me to oragnized anything since Twilig… 06/01/2015 on 100TH EPISODE PREVIEW +1
#18 - I wasn't hyped for this, but I watched it, and it turned out r…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2015 on ITS HERE 0
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#32 - mondominiman (06/02/2015) [-]
Youtube comments are full of extremists. "He sneezed on the woman?!?! He should be hanged and have his testicles removed."
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#28 - distortedflare (06/01/2015) [-]
What do you expect they are fucking idiots. I may be part of the fandom but god damn do they let some cancer in.
#430 - Left always wanting to achieve great things, confident that I …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0
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#664 - sexymobile (05/29/2015) [-]
You can do anything man, you're a powerhouse of possibilities and the only thing you need to do is decide that you want to change. And change is hard, and it's scary, but I believe in you. You can do whatever you set your mind to.
#1 - I mean, I'm excited to see yet another awesome MLP animation, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Vibrating in Excitement +2
#3 - xgrandmoffx (05/28/2015) [-]
>Cool looking animation project
>Set to release a day after the background pone episode
Goddamn, it's great to be past the hiatus. I'm trying not to lose myself into hype trains which ultimately lead to disappointment, but my heart is filled with prospect at the anticipation of all of these wonderful creations.
#4 - Genuine question here guys, I want to go to a con, but I'm hes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Anyone, Anyone? +1
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#5 - mondominiman (05/28/2015) [-]
You fit like 80% of the attendance. I've gone alone plenty of times since none of my friends are interested in the show at all. Once you're there it's super easy to make friends though, Just go up to a random person or whoever next to you in line you're gonna be in alot of lines and strike up a conversation. Chances are they're more nervous than you so an easy way to break the ice is talk about pony or what panels they've gone to/plan on going to. Cons are always super fun even if you don't interact with the others guests ether. Plus you always walk away with some pretty cool merch.