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|#1010936 - Crap? What kind of crap do people say about it? [+] (1 new reply)||10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#123536 - Man, fuck that shit A man who spent his life as a necroman… [+] (1 new reply)||10 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop...||0|
|#123535 - shibe do you really not like metal? Why not? [+] (81 new replies)||10 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop...||0|
#123563 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Various songs people have linked me in trying to change my opinion on metal.
and I've listened to all of Dopethrone like twice, and I've listened to Pink by Boris like once and I didn't think it was anything special.
so uh ya, I know I haven't really checked out the genre much, I haven't checked it out at all really, considering there are so many sub genres. But I have heard a good bit of songs from various sub genres and I just can't get into it.
#123577 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
thrash metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGSrhu8yEs
Black metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXjsZsbOi7A
Death metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=njB4CDHElUQ
Technical death metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MzAnRLfZOY
Sludge metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEr6J8KPAY4 more atmospheric
Doom metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfZYyOgjhM
Traditional metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxgtk_3qwXw
Stoner metal with psychedelic bits www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlbC-hk25Aw
#123595 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
thrash song is ok, i think bestpie said thrash is where punk rock and metal meet.
Black metal may as well be ambient metal lol
haha fuck that death metal album, the first song is absolutely terrible
I already don't like technical death metal and I'm only 20 seconds into the first song!
WOW that sludge song is nonono, I liked the beginning but fuck that vocalist.
WHAT IS IT WITH METAL AND BARITONE VOCALIST, fuck I like baritone vocalist but their vocal technique, what is it called, growling? Is absolutely terrible. Don't like that doom metal song sorry.
I think black sabbath is actually the first thing I'm enjoying. It's not great, but it sure is good compared to the rest of the list. But this is still nothing i'd listen to again.
the stoner metal song was cool, I think the vocals are my main problem with the genre.
ya fuck the vocalist in this genre, damn.
#123616 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
#123618 - shibe (4 hours ago) [-]
well if i ever start a post-punk band at least i'll be able to cover every single generic band in the genre :^)
plus i can change my pitch really easily, i think i can go tenor but i don't remember what a normal tenor sounds like, just when I'm talking normally i'm a baritone.
so uh baritone almost tenor master race?
#123619 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Your voice doesn't change if you're singing or talking, you dummy. It's always the same; your voice type is determined by your range, not whatever note you're hitting at the time, and by your singing timbre, which doesn't show when you speak. If you're a baritone you've got a pretty small range (2 octaves give or take) right in the mid section but your voice can fill a room if trained properly.
#123622 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
It is posible. By law with falsetto you're bound to get an extra 2 notes or 3, on average anyway. And if you train your throat well you can do the same for lower notes. Plus, there are weird freaks of nature that get to have 4 octave ranges, therefore only getting their voice type defined by their timbre, like Axl Rose and Robert Halford. But on average you are only going to get 2 octaves and a third; two octaves and a half with falsetto.
#123592 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
symphonic metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7NrPNjACI
nu metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=851NxKsneFk
Prog metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmH42QnsL6Q or www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hDs6mCVAKs
expiermetal get it lel www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbSUEbG3OVE&list=FLQgcN5CTbw9ahYijk-WM54w&index=170
etc metalcore deathcore ill post later
#123582 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Dude, it's screamo.
Pageninetynine is by far the most celebrated true screamo band.
I can understand why you think it's hardcore. But a lot of screamo really crosses the line with either hardcore punk, post-hardcore and powerviolence. With the mix of powerviolence and screamo being my favorite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=07gfvZLaEqc They're crazy good and really got me into the genre. However if you don't think their screamo, you really need to fix up your definition of screamo.
#123590 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Screamo is a fucked up term. Some people put screamo on shitty scene bands while others put screamo on any band that yells/screams and some put screamo on emo bands that play really heavily and are more angry than sad.
Plus pg.99 are emoviolence, meaning they mix between powerviolence and screamo.
These are all screamo, yet they also sound like powerviolence/hardcore.
#123567 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
Everything Elephant Six Collective
Bruce Palmer - The Cycle is Complete
Country Joe & the Fish - Music for the Mind
Goat - World Music
The Incredible String Band - The 5000 Spirits or the Layers of the Onion
The Incredible String Band - The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
Small Faces - There are but Four Small Faces
Kaleidoscope - Tangerine Dream
Grateful Dead - Anthem of the Sun
Strawbs - From the Witchwood
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#5 - qwertywtf (12 hours ago) [-]
That's what love is, and what making love is. It's a shared experience of bonding. Once you reach that point where it's all about experiencing the vulnerability of one's self with another, who came first won't matter. Because it's not about the orgasm, it's about the journey there. If you focus on making the journey there as good as possible, it'll happen easier.
In my opinion, this sounds like it was written by some female who added the dad part so guys would see it and relate to it. It's very very VERY focused on basically not seeing her as a sex thing and making her cum, which while I agree are both important, I doubt most people would phrase it like this.
Also, what the fuck kinda dad would tell his son to make out with a girl post-blowjob and to try putting a pinkie up his ass?