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#1010936 - Crap? What kind of crap do people say about it?  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1011228 - avatarsarefornoobs (3 hours ago) [-]
people complain about it being repetitive and unbalanced. but i think its ok.
#123536 - Man, fuck that shit A man who spent his life as a necroman…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#123580 - drldrl (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah the vocals fit imo. His chorus singing on Lightbringer sounds kinda symphonic and doomy, which fits Karthus very well.
#123535 - shibe do you really not like metal? Why not?  [+] (81 new replies) 10 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #123553 - shibe (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, I just REALLY don't like it.
User avatar #123538 - aesis (9 hours ago) [-]
Can someone really hate an entire genre as broad metal? There's so many sub-genres to it, a lot of which go far beyond what you'd expect when you think of metal.

Folkmetal is best metal
User avatar #123554 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
close, but no
User avatar #123541 - thebestpieever (9 hours ago) [-]
Eh. I mean, it's broad, but not that broad. I mean, you go too soft and now it's rock, you go without a riff too long and it's rock as well, you go too dissonant and it's just heavy jazz and so on.
User avatar #123666 - akl (2 hours ago) [-]
nigga how the fuck does metal that's too dissonant turn into jazz
User avatar #123537 - haydentheviking (9 hours ago) [-]
I asked him before he said something about he cant get into it cause of the amount of layers and structure in it? Shame his missing out on a lot
User avatar #123561 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
That's not it, because I can get into music with lots of layers.

I just don't... like it. It seems SO cheesy to me for some reason. I just don't like it.
User avatar #123562 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
Depends some metal can be chessy tell me what you've listened too if you remember linkin park dont count
User avatar #123564 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
and what I find weird is that I like cheesy music a bit, 80s synth pop is fucking great


i just can not get into metal
User avatar #123563 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Various songs people have linked me in trying to change my opinion on metal.

and I've listened to all of Dopethrone like twice, and I've listened to Pink by Boris like once and I didn't think it was anything special.


so uh ya, I know I haven't really checked out the genre much, I haven't checked it out at all really, considering there are so many sub genres. But I have heard a good bit of songs from various sub genres and I just can't get into it.
User avatar #123569 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
sheet that means i might really like it
User avatar #123575 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
:^(((((((
User avatar #123576 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
idk how you can take offence to that, I've said it before, our taste is rather the same, or entirely opposite
User avatar #123565 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
Do you want me to make a list of songs from all the sub genres cause im awfully bored and would do so
User avatar #123566 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Don't make the list too long, I know I won't listen to every song if you do.

I REALLY like pg.99's Document #7, which the first and last song are "almost verging on sludge territory", so uh maybe I'd like sludge metal?
User avatar #123728 - krizz (12 minutes ago) [-]
>black metal
>not a norwegian band

also wut about screamo n staf
User avatar #123729 - haydentheviking (11 minutes ago) [-]
screamo is not a metal sub genre? I always through it was considered more in the punk sub genres

black metal from other countries is better
User avatar #123731 - krizz (9 minutes ago) [-]
thats blasphemy
User avatar #123733 - haydentheviking (8 minutes ago) [-]
i live of blasphemy *insert some edgy quote*
User avatar #123736 - krizz (8 minutes ago) [-]
*burns your church*
User avatar #123737 - haydentheviking (7 minutes ago) [-]
stabs band mate 26 times in self defence
User avatar #123738 - krizz (7 minutes ago) [-]
*me shoots himself in the head before you have the chance*
User avatar #123739 - haydentheviking (6 minutes ago) [-]
*says its from the woods they spoke to him
User avatar #123740 - krizz (5 minutes ago) [-]
*ate some dank shrooms*
User avatar #123741 - haydentheviking (5 minutes ago) [-]
*going on maddddddd tripss
User avatar #123742 - krizz (5 minutes ago) [-]
**krizz rolls 709** trippin balls
User avatar #123747 - haydentheviking (2 minutes ago) [-]
i cant roll the donkey cut my hands off
User avatar #123748 - krizz (1 minute ago) [-]
**krizz rolls 477** donkey rolls
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User avatar #123744 - haydentheviking (4 minutes ago) [-]
i got that wrong the donkey said so
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User avatar #123745 - krizz (4 minutes ago) [-]
**krizz rolls 222** the number of the donkey
User avatar #123730 - krizz (10 minutes ago) [-]
naw lol screamo is so far away from punk
i mean its the same screaming as some metal genres and it gets heavy
User avatar #123732 - haydentheviking (9 minutes ago) [-]
Idk i dont listen to emo

Sorry i did not put it in the list?
User avatar #123734 - krizz (8 minutes ago) [-]
lol thats okay, you added alot I didnt know of
User avatar #123735 - haydentheviking (8 minutes ago) [-]
Thats what im here for ;)
User avatar #123595 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
thrash song is ok, i think bestpie said thrash is where punk rock and metal meet.

Black metal may as well be ambient metal lol

haha fuck that death metal album, the first song is absolutely terrible

I already don't like technical death metal and I'm only 20 seconds into the first song!

WOW that sludge song is nonono, I liked the beginning but fuck that vocalist.

WHAT IS IT WITH METAL AND BARITONE VOCALIST, fuck I like baritone vocalist but their vocal technique, what is it called, growling? Is absolutely terrible. Don't like that doom metal song sorry.

I think black sabbath is actually the first thing I'm enjoying. It's not great, but it sure is good compared to the rest of the list. But this is still nothing i'd listen to again.

the stoner metal song was cool, I think the vocals are my main problem with the genre.

ya fuck the vocalist in this genre, damn.
User avatar #123612 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
... Shibe, do you even know what a baritone is?
User avatar #123614 - shibe (4 hours ago) [-]
fuck i can't describe but i know it

it's the average males voice right? It's low but not as low as a bass.

My teacher said I needed to quiet down in class because I was a baritone so my voice projects.

tfw have a deep voice so i cant talk like a faggot
#123616 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Yes, it is the generic male voice, with a smaller range in the middle but a more powerful voice. Ergo: Metal doesn't have any more baritones than any other genre. Metal either goes with tenors or basses because they can reach more extremes and metal is all about that shit.
Also, Tenor master race.
User avatar #123618 - shibe (4 hours ago) [-]
Joy Division - Disorder well if i ever start a post-punk band at least i'll be able to cover every single generic band in the genre :^)

plus i can change my pitch really easily, i think i can go tenor but i don't remember what a normal tenor sounds like, just when I'm talking normally i'm a baritone.

so uh baritone almost tenor master race?
User avatar #123619 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Your voice doesn't change if you're singing or talking, you dummy. It's always the same; your voice type is determined by your range, not whatever note you're hitting at the time, and by your singing timbre, which doesn't show when you speak. If you're a baritone you've got a pretty small range (2 octaves give or take) right in the mid section but your voice can fill a room if trained properly.
User avatar #123620 - shibe (4 hours ago) [-]
ok so i know nothing about vocal ranges

uh so am i cursed, is it not possible for me to get a higher vocal range than baritone or what
User avatar #123622 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
It is posible. By law with falsetto you're bound to get an extra 2 notes or 3, on average anyway. And if you train your throat well you can do the same for lower notes. Plus, there are weird freaks of nature that get to have 4 octave ranges, therefore only getting their voice type defined by their timbre, like Axl Rose and Robert Halford. But on average you are only going to get 2 octaves and a third; two octaves and a half with falsetto.
User avatar #123608 - kaisakuenkou (4 hours ago) [-]
did i do good?
User avatar #123609 - shibe (4 hours ago) [-]
i think i'd like it more if i wasn't so tired of metal for today
User avatar #123610 - kaisakuenkou (4 hours ago) [-]
:^(
User avatar #123597 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
*sigh* i tried
User avatar #123598 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
you did

i just cant get into metal
User avatar #123599 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
Then again you are 13 your music taste will grow
User avatar #123600 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
I can pretty much enjoy something from every genre except metal.

I don't think I'll start liking metal.
User avatar #123601 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
never know musical preference changes you might end up hating some of the music you listen to now
User avatar #123587 - drldrl (5 hours ago) [-]
That's not a very broad list
Get some symphonic, nu, groove, experimental, prog, mathcore, glam, and industrial.
I believe he already hates industrial metal though.
User avatar #123591 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
yes i really do not like industrial metal from the very few songs I've listened from it

also haydentheviking, don't bother adding nu, symphonic, prog metal and mathcore. I've heard a good bit from those genres.
User avatar #123594 - drldrl (5 hours ago) [-]
Well then, here's the other three. I haven't listened to much experimental, so I may not give the best example here.
Glam www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5YsyttcEns
Groove www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
Experimental I hope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST85Sui43Q
User avatar #123593 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
ah shit lol just did
User avatar #123588 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
shit i knew forgot something

Sorry im tired ive been up since 3am and worked all day

I try to forget glam
User avatar #123589 - drldrl (5 hours ago) [-]
Aha I just woke up.

I love Crue though you can't make them go away.
User avatar #123568 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
i have no clue who those bands are

Sludge metal? ill be the judge of that its on of my favorite sub genres. Ill make the long but shortish list now
User avatar #123573 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
pg.99 -  Living In The Skeleton Of A Happy Memory I linked the EP on here a while ago and you said you skipped around parts of it and thought it did have some sludge influence or something.

It's actually my favorite EP of all time now.

5/5, really rare from me
User avatar #123578 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
This is not screamo at all bro

I feel the sludge influences but i would be its more of a hardcore stoner rock type thing going on
User avatar #123579 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
actually quite sludgy i change my mind

its a mix of sludge metal and some form of hardcore which is quite commen in sludge metal
User avatar #123582 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Dude, it's screamo.

Pageninetynine is by far the most celebrated true screamo band.

I can understand why you think it's hardcore. But a lot of screamo really crosses the line with either hardcore punk, post-hardcore and powerviolence. With the mix of powerviolence and screamo being my favorite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=07gfvZLaEqc They're crazy good and really got me into the genre. However if you don't think their screamo, you really need to fix up your definition of screamo.
User avatar #123583 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
Screamo has always been to me from what people said it was and listened to shit but idk these guys seem more punk to me
User avatar #123590 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Screamo is a fucked up term. Some people put screamo on shitty scene bands while others put screamo on any band that yells/screams and some put screamo on emo bands that play really heavily and are more angry than sad.

Plus pg.99 are emoviolence, meaning they mix between powerviolence and screamo.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rv9Hgc073o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=edpot4xOqsI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eGH8xRp9PI

These are all screamo, yet they also sound like powerviolence/hardcore.
#123613 - awesomerninjathing (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #123615 - shibe (4 hours ago) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamo scroll down until you get to influence on other styles

www.last.fm/tag/emo%20violence

rateyourmusic.com/genre/Screamo/ look at the also known as

User avatar #123574 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
however i also may like this because it's screamo and i really like screamo
User avatar #123570 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
try the more atmospheric shit
User avatar #123571 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
Will do
User avatar #123555 - awesomerninjathing (5 hours ago) [-]
and yet he complained about me not being able to understand all the complex rhythms and harmonies in krautrock songs
User avatar #123557 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
I think he's so /mu/ he disregards conventional music, that isn't optimistic.
User avatar #123558 - awesomerninjathing (5 hours ago) [-]
if it's not post-avantgarde [put random genre name here] folk punk rock ambient psychedelic, I don't like it :^(
User avatar #123559 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
He doesn't even like psychedelic, in the truest sense, just the experimentation
User avatar #123560 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
rec good psychedelic rock/folk/whatever plz
User avatar #123567 - kaisakuenkou (5 hours ago) [-]
Kaleidoscope (US Band) - Banjo
Everything Elephant Six Collective
Bruce Palmer - The Cycle is Complete
Country Joe & the Fish - Music for the Mind
Goat - World Music
The Incredible String Band - The 5000 Spirits or the Layers of the Onion
The Incredible String Band - The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
Small Faces - There are but Four Small Faces
Kaleidoscope - Tangerine Dream
Grateful Dead - Anthem of the Sun
Strawbs - From the Witchwood
User avatar #123572 - shibe (5 hours ago) [-]
alright ill like favorite this list, and look at it once, and then forget about it


thanks!
User avatar #123556 - haydentheviking (5 hours ago) [-]
exactly
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#1010928 - qwertywtf (11 hours ago) [-]
Also look into admin's minions for lowering the ram and vram usage for certain games
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#5 - That's what love is, and what making love is. It's a shared ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on how to make love +1
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (4 hours ago) [-]
That's the feeling I got from it as well, thought it was obvious.
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#5 - qwertywtf (12 hours ago) [-]
That's what love is, and what making love is. It's a shared experience of bonding. Once you reach that point where it's all about experiencing the vulnerability of one's self with another, who came first won't matter. Because it's not about the orgasm, it's about the journey there. If you focus on making the journey there as good as possible, it'll happen easier.
In my opinion, this sounds like it was written by some female who added the dad part so guys would see it and relate to it. It's very very VERY focused on basically not seeing her as a sex thing and making her cum, which while I agree are both important, I doubt most people would phrase it like this.
Also, what the fuck kinda dad would tell his son to make out with a girl post-blowjob and to try putting a pinkie up his ass?
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (4 hours ago) [-]
That's the feeling I got from it as well, thought it was obvious.
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