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#22 - "Below the threshold of conscious perception" … 05/10/2013 on South Park related title -3
#17 - Subliminal as fuck.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on South Park related title -4
#21 - grrphc (05/10/2013) [-]
...What? That their claim of putting an alien in every episode is true?
You need to look up the definition of subliminal and then reevaluate your comment.
#22 - qwertybutthole (05/10/2013) [-]
"Below the threshold of conscious perception"

just pointing out the fact that we see this all the time and i never even knew it... why so butthurt?
#34 - My cousin does that shopping carts just to piss off the shoppi… 04/14/2013 on Trixie doesn't trust wheels 0
#118 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Just no. 0
#29 - Technically yes but let me try to get back to you tomorrow on …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Questions from an Athiest #2 0
User avatar #30 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man :) I'll have more questions up by tomorrow to... I'm doing one every hour.
#27 - I personally don't know why the others werent named or why we …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Questions from an Athiest #2 0
User avatar #28 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Well if we assume that this is true... Then it's safe to say that we all came out of incest correct? Knowing what we know about incest today don't you think that the children born wouldn't have been able to survive in that time with all the physical strain that was needed in that time period? Wouldn't the extremely probable mental disease that they obtained from incest hinder them? And wouldn't there offspring have the high possibility of birth defects?
#29 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
Technically yes but let me try to get back to you tomorrow on that. Its almost 2:30 here and i get up at 6 -_- you brought up some good points though
User avatar #30 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man :) I'll have more questions up by tomorrow to... I'm doing one every hour.
#23 - It also named Seth, the third son, but later clarifies in Gene…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Questions from an Athiest #2 0
User avatar #25 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
So why does the bible name three children but not the others that are being assumed up in your original comment?
#27 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
I personally don't know why the others werent named or why we don't know how many there were, but we do know they were there because of Genesis 5; theyre not totally assumed.
User avatar #28 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Well if we assume that this is true... Then it's safe to say that we all came out of incest correct? Knowing what we know about incest today don't you think that the children born wouldn't have been able to survive in that time with all the physical strain that was needed in that time period? Wouldn't the extremely probable mental disease that they obtained from incest hinder them? And wouldn't there offspring have the high possibility of birth defects?
#29 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
Technically yes but let me try to get back to you tomorrow on that. Its almost 2:30 here and i get up at 6 -_- you brought up some good points though
User avatar #30 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man :) I'll have more questions up by tomorrow to... I'm doing one every hour.
#18 - Source: www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/who-was-cai…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Questions from an Athiest #2 0
User avatar #20 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Then why is it the bible says that there where only three children... but then the bible fails to talk about the third Child and only focuses on Cain and Abel.

These are alot of assumptions with no evidence. (I really don't mean to sound antagonizing, I'm sorry if I come across as such)
#23 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
It also named Seth, the third son, but later clarifies in Genesis 5:1-5 that he had more but didn't count or name all of them.
User avatar #25 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
So why does the bible name three children but not the others that are being assumed up in your original comment?
#27 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
I personally don't know why the others werent named or why we don't know how many there were, but we do know they were there because of Genesis 5; theyre not totally assumed.
User avatar #28 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Well if we assume that this is true... Then it's safe to say that we all came out of incest correct? Knowing what we know about incest today don't you think that the children born wouldn't have been able to survive in that time with all the physical strain that was needed in that time period? Wouldn't the extremely probable mental disease that they obtained from incest hinder them? And wouldn't there offspring have the high possibility of birth defects?
#29 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
Technically yes but let me try to get back to you tomorrow on that. Its almost 2:30 here and i get up at 6 -_- you brought up some good points though
User avatar #30 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man :) I'll have more questions up by tomorrow to... I'm doing one every hour.
#15 - After Cain murdered his brother Abel, God sent him away and he…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Questions from an Athiest #2 0
User avatar #20 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Then why is it the bible says that there where only three children... but then the bible fails to talk about the third Child and only focuses on Cain and Abel.

These are alot of assumptions with no evidence. (I really don't mean to sound antagonizing, I'm sorry if I come across as such)
#23 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
It also named Seth, the third son, but later clarifies in Genesis 5:1-5 that he had more but didn't count or name all of them.
User avatar #25 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
So why does the bible name three children but not the others that are being assumed up in your original comment?
#27 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
I personally don't know why the others werent named or why we don't know how many there were, but we do know they were there because of Genesis 5; theyre not totally assumed.
User avatar #28 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Well if we assume that this is true... Then it's safe to say that we all came out of incest correct? Knowing what we know about incest today don't you think that the children born wouldn't have been able to survive in that time with all the physical strain that was needed in that time period? Wouldn't the extremely probable mental disease that they obtained from incest hinder them? And wouldn't there offspring have the high possibility of birth defects?
#29 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
Technically yes but let me try to get back to you tomorrow on that. Its almost 2:30 here and i get up at 6 -_- you brought up some good points though
User avatar #30 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man :) I'll have more questions up by tomorrow to... I'm doing one every hour.
#14 - Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve’s first two children but th…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Questions from an Athiest #2 0
#38 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
Lifetimes covered multiple centuries? you do realize that a century is 100 years right? Wow, just wow.
#15 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
After Cain murdered his brother Abel, God sent him away and he ended up living east of Eden (Gen 4:16). This is where Cain met and married his wife and they bore a child named Enoch (Gen 4:17). At this same location, Cain built a city and we can assume that if he built an entire city, there must have been many other people living there already or at least nearby. Therefore, by the time Cain was an adult and was sent away by God, Adam and Eve must have had many other children and by simple addition and then multiplication, there could have been at least hundreds of descendants already having been spread out and multiplied around the areas of Eden. There is no doubt that Cain married a relative of his parents Adam and Eve but since Adam and Eve were blessed by God and they were fruitful and multiplied and their descendants spread out over the earth, there was no difficulty in Cain finding a wife at all. With life spans of over 900 years for the first human beings, this easily gave adequate time for multiple children and these dozens of generations of the children of Adam and Eve to have their children’s children who had children and so on. These children had children who became Adam and Eve’s grand children, great grandchildren, and on and on.
User avatar #20 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Then why is it the bible says that there where only three children... but then the bible fails to talk about the third Child and only focuses on Cain and Abel.

These are alot of assumptions with no evidence. (I really don't mean to sound antagonizing, I'm sorry if I come across as such)
#23 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
It also named Seth, the third son, but later clarifies in Genesis 5:1-5 that he had more but didn't count or name all of them.
User avatar #25 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
So why does the bible name three children but not the others that are being assumed up in your original comment?
#27 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
I personally don't know why the others werent named or why we don't know how many there were, but we do know they were there because of Genesis 5; theyre not totally assumed.
User avatar #28 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Well if we assume that this is true... Then it's safe to say that we all came out of incest correct? Knowing what we know about incest today don't you think that the children born wouldn't have been able to survive in that time with all the physical strain that was needed in that time period? Wouldn't the extremely probable mental disease that they obtained from incest hinder them? And wouldn't there offspring have the high possibility of birth defects?
#29 - qwertybutthole (04/11/2013) [-]
Technically yes but let me try to get back to you tomorrow on that. Its almost 2:30 here and i get up at 6 -_- you brought up some good points though
User avatar #30 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man :) I'll have more questions up by tomorrow to... I'm doing one every hour.
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#1 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
Could you help me?
#2 to #1 - qwertybutthole (11/10/2012) [-]
with?
#3 to #2 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
I am trying to get 200k Funnyjunk points. It is for items, and since you don't collect i was wondering if i could have your funnny junk points and items?
Plz and thank you
#4 to #3 - qwertybutthole (11/10/2012) [-]
whats in it for me?
#5 to #4 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
nothing i guess lol
#6 to #5 - qwertybutthole (11/10/2012) [-]
As if i even give a fuck.. Will do only cuz u were honest
#7 to #6 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
Could i get your Funnyjunk Points as well?
#8 to #7 - qwertybutthole (11/10/2012) [-]
what do they even do? i might want them but idk lol
#9 to #8 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
If you are a collector like me, i can use them to open boxes and buy things.
It is like the currency of the item game.
IF you don't play you don't need them.
If you want, you can send another trade and then respond to this message with how many you sent me, and then get them back later if you want.
#10 to #9 - qwertybutthole (11/12/2012) [-]
your welcome
#11 to #10 - prestonjohns (11/12/2012) [-]
thank you a lot.
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