Upload
Login or register

qwarthos

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Location:America
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8642 total,  9476 ,  834
Comment Thumbs: 9719 total,  10681 ,  962
Content Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:420816
Times Content Favorited:775 times
Total Comments Made:1900
FJ Points:6658

latest user's comments

#32 - wow you really needed to win that argument. If you had ever go… 08/30/2015 on Penis 0
#77 - no no no that is just a camera trick, that is real life 08/29/2015 on anime is an art +1
#47 - They don't explicitly say this. You have to actually pay atten… 08/29/2015 on Captain Jack Sparrow 0
#96 - Oh man I guess I know the wrong people in MA 08/29/2015 on States by AutoComplete 0
#30 - They penetrate a uniform surface, like skin or cloth, not ente…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Penis 0
User avatar
#31 - zistheman (08/29/2015) [-]
ahhhh but hymen u see
virginfag
User avatar
#32 - qwarthos (08/30/2015) [-]
wow you really needed to win that argument. If you had ever gotten past your first fumbling attempt to have sex you would know that only happens the first time a girl has sex. not every time.
lets just settle on knives and call it a day
#4 - I guess it means my needle I would not use that term if I was them  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Penis 0
User avatar
#15 - zistheman (08/28/2015) [-]
lol asian penis joke

but lets talk about semantics for a second,

needles are used to penetrate are they not
User avatar
#30 - qwarthos (08/29/2015) [-]
They penetrate a uniform surface, like skin or cloth, not enter a hole already there
User avatar
#31 - zistheman (08/29/2015) [-]
ahhhh but hymen u see
virginfag
User avatar
#32 - qwarthos (08/30/2015) [-]
wow you really needed to win that argument. If you had ever gotten past your first fumbling attempt to have sex you would know that only happens the first time a girl has sex. not every time.
lets just settle on knives and call it a day
#2 - I heard about it immediately, it wasn't breaking story because…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Comedians are always pretty... +4
#9 - justtocomment (08/28/2015) [-]
Because a handful of Ebola cases in a different state (or country altogether) immediately effects us?
#3 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
well the same goes for the shooting in germany (unless you live there) but that was healine news everywhere
#12 - panzerfront (08/28/2015) [-]
Well Ebola nearly broke out in america in the late 80s we got so lucky that the particular strain didn't cause symptoms in humans only monkeys otherwise there would have been a huge problem.
Ebola Reston.
#1 - just light a homeless person on fire and use the corpse 08/27/2015 on Living in the city +1
#7 - >Massachusetts >Smart  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2015 on States by AutoComplete 0
User avatar
#96 - qwarthos (08/29/2015) [-]
Oh man I guess I know the wrong people in MA
User avatar
#17 - ieatpaste (08/28/2015) [-]
>yeah
>thats
>what
>it
>says
#25 - My part of the state is a weird mix of redneck farmers, city d… 08/27/2015 on Cancer is Beautiful xoxo +2